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Hold the fish with one hand, and hold the fish scales with the back of the knife from the tail to the head with the other hand. It is not a rectangular kitchen knife commonly used for Chinese food, but it is also difficult for the experienced and first-class bone sound of the knife.He has been integrated into human society for more than 500 years. He has long been accustomed to human recipes. He has to do everything from laundry to cooking in a single life. Magic spells are convenient, but he loses the joy of life. The days when he does housework by himself is a complete human life.

"Do you want to eat offal?" Gu Yin held the offal from the belly of the fish and almost stuffed it into his mouth. He suddenly remembered that there was a human standing beside him, so he couldn't just scare people.He asked a question in a disguised manner, turned his hands halfway and threw the internal organs into the trash can placed between the counter and the refrigerator. "Humans don't seem to eat in general, come here to help."

Wei Cheng, who didn't have so much leisure and elegance, received Gu Yin's cold and stern gaze, and for a moment he pampered the mermaid.

Mermaids that reproduce for human beings are very precious. Humans treat mermaids as untouchable treasures, just like treating protected animals in a zoo.People who call themselves masters certainly don’t give mermaids the same kind of respect. The best environment for mermaids is to pamper pets. Wei Cheng is no one who pampers pets. Disobedient pets are left alone or treated well. Lesson learned.But for some reason, he couldn't help but compromise with this mermaid who called himself Bone Voice.

Perhaps, this is the first time he has been so close to a strange individual?Or maybe Gu Yin is the first individual that completely belongs to him alone.

Many humans take beautiful merfolk as mates, and they love the merfolk deeply even when they have a rare female human as their wife.For human beings, mermaids have an excellent attraction, making human beings treat mermaids as pets and accessories, and as the other half of their souls.

Since ancient times, men have had this mentality, treating women who are completely attached to themselves to bear children for themselves.Now it's just that the status of female humans is gradually being replaced by mermaids.

It is really an extremely stupid idea for Gu Yin to want Wei Cheng, who was born in the second generation of the rich, to wash his hands and make soup.In the kitchen, except for carrying things for Gu Yin, Wei Cheng couldn't help at all, and the more he helped, the busier he became.In the end, Gu Yin could only cook the fish by himself, and Wei Cheng would hand him what he needed from time to time, or add water to the pot.

"You live by yourself but you don't even know how to cook. If you weren't a rich second generation, you would have starved to death." Gu Yin frowned and educated Wei Cheng, "No wonder you look very unhealthy. You want to have children after drinking alcohol. You are not afraid of birth deformities." !" Wait a minute, the topic seems to be off track, what the hell is he talking about.

Wei Cheng raised his eyebrows a little.How can the mermaid blushed and heart beat when she said these words.In his impression, mermaids are weak in writing, and they can blush for a long time when they are praised casually.

"It's ready to come out of the pot." Smelling the scent wafting from the pot, Gu Yin's hunger that had just been suppressed surged up again, but he couldn't drool in front of humans and embarrass their clan.

Instructing Wei Cheng to get the fish out of the pot in a hurry, but Gu Yin actually wanted to eat it directly from the pot.The delicious grilled fish was brought to the table, Gu Yin resisted the urge to pounce on him and ask Wei Cheng for chopsticks.He wanted to pretend to eat according to human dining etiquette, but Wei Cheng's family didn't have chopsticks.

His mother is not from District [-]. Wei Cheng has been used to knives and forks by his mother since he was a child, and rarely eats special foods in District [-], including the strange chopsticks that people from District [-] to District [-] use when dining. Tableware, he has seen his father and elder brother use it.

"If not, I'll use my hands reluctantly..." Gu Yin was about to reach out to grab it, Wei Cheng pulled up a dining chair with two knives and forks and a dinner plate and sat down beside him.

"Is this food from District [-]?" Wei Cheng picked up a piece of fish with a fork and put it on the plate with great interest.The heat of the bone sound is well controlled, and the electric stove can cook the fish well without cooking for a long time, and the fish will not fall apart with a fork.

"Home-cooked dishes." Wei Cheng sat beside him and ate, and Gu Yin followed suit with his stomach ache, using forks and spoons to deal with the fish pieces.

"I've always watched my father and elder brother eat." I didn't understand the meaning of "home-cooked dishes", but Wei Cheng knew in his heart that this was the food that he could never join his father and elder brother in eating.His mother, Ke Jinna, only allowed him to eat with her, and eat the special food that belonged to her mother's birthplace.Every time he saw the faces of his father and elder brother enjoying the meal peacefully, Wei Cheng wondered more than once what the food tasted like. "I finally know what it tastes like, it's delicious."

Gu Yin, who was concentrating on killing fish pieces, raised his head and glanced at Wei Cheng. Is he another child born in a wealthy family with a miserable childhood, mental disorders, and a distorted personality?Next, he should comfort Wei Cheng gently, so Wei Cheng was greatly moved and treated him sincerely, and in the end he himself was also tempted and the two of them were together happily.

It's a boring drama that humans like, but it's a pity that they have a little problem with their gender, not to mention that the relationship between humans and monsters has never ended well since ancient times, can he, a fish that can't have children, and humans of the same sex have an ending?Wei Cheng should find a girl who was born as a commoner but has a good cooking skill to start a vigorous love affair.

"If you like, find a cute girl who can cook." After Gu Yin finished talking, he remembered that women on Earth will be rare animals in 1000 years, and girls from commoner backgrounds will probably have unfortunate lives. "Don't be afraid, look at me If you are rich, you will definitely find a girl."

"What are you doing with a girl?"

"According to the characteristics of human beings, you will fall in love with her, because she can soothe your heart." Gu Yin's slender and white fingers pointed at Wei Cheng's heart. Having watched countless TV dramas in his spare time, he thinks he knows Gao Fushuai love mode.Unbeknownst to him, the pattern of love and marriage is actually related to his parents of the opposite sex.

"Probably." If possible, Wei Cheng hopes to find a partner who loves himself and also loves him. "But in my capacity, my wife will only be the daughter of a nobleman or a wealthy businessman. Mother doesn't want to see such a thing happen."

So he chose Bone Yin to bear offspring for himself.With children, he can reject his father's marriage arrangements for him.

"Do you think you can disobey your father's arrangements for marriage if you have a child?"

Wei Cheng nodded slightly.

"Pfft." Gu Yin almost spat.The thousand-year-old monster looks gentle and gentle when he smiles, which is much more pleasing to the eye than when he is cold. "He wants to force you, he can't escape no matter what. The so-called political marriage, even if you secretly go to get married with someone behind his back, he can force you to divorce, and then marry the family he likes."

"Marry the family you like?"

"Marriage is never about two people, it's about two families, or even a family. Oh, I forgot that you don't speak the language of District [-] very well."

"Marriage can be delayed, and my mother will help me stop it. The important thing is that I need children and have an heir. I have more bargaining chips than my elder brother."

Dare love is to fight for family property, I thought he was a rich second generation who was innocent and romantic with unrealistic fantasies.Gu Yin put down the tableware and smiled at Wei Cheng. Regarding the issue of having a baby, he had to explain clearly to the other party.

"Unfortunately, I'm a male fish and can't have babies."

Wei Cheng was stunned.

"For the sake of staying in your house temporarily, I can't delay your plan. In your human eyes, mermaids can have children regardless of gender, but I can't. I read the information, and the information said Unlike other male mermaids, I am probably one of the very rare genetic mutants who have completely lost their fertility." Facing a monster who understands science, it would be really embarrassing for human beings not to be fooled by him.

"The report from the mermaid base says that you are all normal." Wei Cheng didn't believe the mermaid's nonsense.

"Did they analyze my genetics? They only did a basic physical examination, and all the functions of the body are normal, so I think I am normal. Although I don't have any impression, it may be that something happened before I fell into a coma that caused my mutation. "Gu Yin carefully made up nonsense, trying to dissuade Wei Cheng from thinking about it, but at the same time not allowing Wei Cheng to hand him over to researchers as experimental materials for research.Fortunately, Gu Yin is born with intelligence and wisdom, and the ancient alien beasts have human nature, and they have been in human society for many years, so they know how to deceive people.

Xu Zhiyi proposed a deal, and most people would take the bait.Besides, there are a lot of these jokes in TV dramas, and monsters who don't understand the world know how to follow suit.

"Don't hand me over to the doctor, I'll cook for you every day?" Gu Yin's eyes concealed the message "If you dare say no, I'll eat you".

"You..." Wei Cheng looked down at Gu Yin's fishtail.

Gu Yin's eyes turned cold and he said, "Do you look down on mermaids? To you, I'm disabled without legs?"

"No. I can afford a mermaid." Wei Cheng didn't bother to take care of the troublesome mermaid, as long as he doesn't make noise or bother him, it's fine to keep him at home.Don't think too much about marriage and children for the time being. When his father asks him, he uses the mermaid as a shield. It is really pressing and he has to officially announce that he has found a mermaid partner before his father. I believe that his father will not be able to force him no matter what.Human beings with mermaid partners can no longer marry female human wives, but human beings who only treat mermaids as accessories can marry other wives. The fertility of women is reduced, and few women can give birth to children smoothly.

"What about the child?" Knowing that it would be wise not to bring up the subject of the child at this moment, Gu Yin still asked, he had to make sure that the humans living under the same roof as him did not have any unreasonable thoughts about him.

"According to the law, a man can only have one mermaid in his lifetime."

After working on it for a long time, he risked selling himself but failed to solve the problem completely.If I had known that I would pretend to be a weak amnesiac mermaid without saying a word, as long as the other party dared to touch his bed, he would slap his lower body with the fish tail.