take care of my uncle and grandpa

The former port mafia leader Mori Ogai, who is said to have died, but has actually changed his job to become the director of a poor orphanage, is now facing life confusion.

Who am I, where am I, what happened?

After all, a middle-aged man who is nearly fifty years old suddenly appeared in a strange place wearing a blue dress, and everyone would have such doubts.

Although he used to like to play dress-up games for his superpower Alice, but it was only cute when he changed the clothes of a cute little lolita. Dressing up a man like him would make his eyes hot no matter how you look at it.

Of course, Fukuzawa Yukichi also thought so.

Wearing a three-piece dress, holding a pocket watch, and wearing cute rabbit ears, Fukuzawa Yukichi stood not far from Mori Ogai and watched him quietly.

Because the scene was so quiet, even the thick-skinned Mori Ogai was a little embarrassed.

"So, Dr. Mori, you used to change your own supernatural powers because you wanted to wear them yourself, and I won't tell others." Then Fukuzawa Yukichi turned and left, and the speed of disappearing seemed to be that there was a hundred people behind him. Alice was chasing him with a huge syringe.

"Wait!" Mori Ogai rushed after him, but the too long skirt tripped him, revealing the white pumpkin pants inside.

Standing up again, Fukuzawa Yukichi had disappeared.

"It's bad."

Originally appeared in a strange place for no reason, and was seen by acquaintances with black history, and now I want to cooperate with Fukuzawa Yukichi to leave this strange place.

It is still necessary to find Mr. Rabbit, oh no, Mr. Fukuzawa.

"Tsk tsk tsk, isn't this poor Alice?" A person suddenly appeared on top of him, oh, just like Fukuzawa Yukichi, dressed like a character from Alice in Wonderland... Wait, he called Himself "Alice"?

Ogai Mori suddenly found that all the characteristics corresponded to each other. When he thought that he was the heroine Alice, he immediately wanted to summon his supernatural powers, but failed.

This person he didn't know had a purple inverted crown mark on his right cheek, hair as fluffy as a cotton candy, but with cat ears and a cat tail, he presumably was the character of the Cheshire Cat.

"Who are you?" Mori Ogai asked.

"I'm Bai Lan, the Queen's closest emissary." The Cheshire Cat's feet began to disappear, "You have to hurry up, or you won't be able to catch up with the Queen's ball."

"Queen?" Mori Ogai didn't want to go to this so-called dance party at all. In the story of Alice in Wonderland, the Red Queen is a person who likes to chop off people's heads, so he doesn't want to join in to die.

Then Prynne's next sentence was: "If you are late, the queen will cut off your head."

Mori Ogai: "..." He didn't even want to go.

"Of course, if you don't go, your head will be cut off."

Mori Ogai: "..." What kind of tyrant is this!

Mori Ogai asked Bai Lan resignedly: "Then how should I go? I don't know how to get there now, otherwise, let's go to the dance together."

Most of Bai Lan's body has disappeared, leaving only one head, he blinked innocently, "But I can get to the queen in just one click, I can't take you, otherwise, you go find the Mad Hatter and the March Hare Well, they must not have set off yet."

"Oh, where are the Mad Hatter and the March Hare?" Mori Ogai felt that the topic had come back to the beginning. He didn't know the way, but he was always looking for someone.

Bai Lan's head began to disappear, and his voice began to blur: "...I don't know, I never know my way."

Mori Ogai: "..."

So back to the original point, how should he find a way first?

The place where he is is a forest, and it is impossible to distinguish east, west, north, south, and it is still shrouded in fog.Only the faint chirping of birds and the roar of tigers can be heard.

Wait, the roar of a tiger?

Mori Ogai, who can't use supernatural powers for the time being, is a little nervous. Are there tigers in Alice in Wonderland?Probably not. If so, do tigers eat people?

With doubts, Mori Ogai walked in the opposite direction without hesitation.

He didn't want to die here, what if he really died?

On the other side of his back, Atsushi Nakajima, who had turned into a half tiger, was holding his paws aggrievedly. Both Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Izumi Kyoka were dressed as soldiers with hearts. Akutagawa Ryunosuke dismantled the mousetrap and let Nakajima's swollen tiger claws broke free from it, and he couldn't help mocking: "The palace is not short of food and drink, why did you fall into this trick."

"Ow~" Atsushi Nakajima called weakly.

Quan Jinghua defended: "Dun can't speak human words now, don't bully him."

"Hmph!" Akutagawa Ryunosuke ignored her, "I don't care about you, I'm going to pick up Mr. Ranpo."

Quan Jinghua: "We also want to pick up Mr. Chuya."

"Don't follow me!"

"I'm not following you, I'm just on the way."

"Humph!"

Over there, Mori Ogai didn't know that he had missed the opportunity to ask for directions, and he was still wandering in the huge forest. If he continued like this, he would have the illusion that he would spend his whole life in this forest. Fortunately, he met soon. to people.

"Why you again!" Mori Ogai covered his face helplessly, because the person he met was Bai Lan who said before that he didn't know Lu.

Bai Lan had a cheerful face, "Hahaha, it's me again, don't you think it's very kind, once acquaintance and second, we are now acquaintances, hahaha."

Mori Ogai silently staggered away from him, held up his skirt, and continued walking forward resignedly.

"Wait, I didn't even dislike your hot eyes, why do you dislike me?" Bai Lan grabbed Mori Ogai's skirt and was dragged half a meter away by him.

"Because if you take half a cat with you, this is not a fairy tale, but a horror nursery rhyme." Mori Ogai complained as he watched Bai Lan's half body disappear again.

"Hey." Prynne stuck out half of her tongue, looking cute, but Mori Ogai was not a cat lover like Fukuzawa Yukichi, and had no reaction to the Cheshire cat's cuteness.

"Mr. Cheshire Cat, why are you wandering around again, really." A voice that sounded familiar to Mori Ogai made him happy.

As a result, when he turned around, it was the face of that traitor Dazai Osamu.

Mori Ogai: "..."

Seeing Mori Ogai, Osamu Dazai took off his top hat as a salute, put it back on, and pulled Bai Lan who was about to disappear: "Mr. Cheshire Cat, I told you, don't play with strange people , What if you are abducted? Come back with me, the queen is waiting for you."

Mori Ogai: "..." He was sure that the strange person Osamu Dazai mentioned was referring to him.

Bai Lan's disappearance paused, and the disappearing body reappeared. He said helplessly, "Mr. Heart Knight, you are so long-winded."

"My Lady Queen has prepared a giant cotton candy cake for you." Osamu Dazai didn't mind Bai Lan's complaints, although Mori Ogai had already seen the big "底" character on Osamu Dazai's forehead.

"Then what are you waiting for, let's go back!" Bai Lan stopped complaining when she heard about her favorite cotton candy, and now he is just a good cat who just wants to go back to the nest.

"By the way, take me with you too." Mori Ogai doesn't want to hang around in this forest anymore, what about Alice in Wonderland, he doesn't want to become bigger and smaller all of a sudden, and then play chasing and chasing with a group of people game to go.

Osamu Dazai did not refuse, he brought a pumpkin carriage, became the driver himself, and invited Bai Lan and Mori Ogai into the carriage, as if they jumped from the Alice in Wonderland crew to the Cinderella crew.

The palace is just outside the forest. When Mori Ogai got off the carriage, he also met his original subordinate Chuya Nakahara. He was not surprised to see Mori Ogai at all, but he sighed: "Mr. Mori, you really want to reappear Is Jiang Hu the director of a childcare center for the children of port mafia members?"

"Huh?" Mori Ogai questioned, shouldn't he ask why he wears a foreign dress at this time?

Wait, Mori Ogai felt that he was cheated.

Zhongyuan Zhong also saw that he was not surprised, he must have received the wind beforehand and knew that he was still alive, and the title he mentioned with such a long title... must be him who was pitted by Osamu Dazai!Even though he has already retired, can't he be tricked into working as the director of an orphanage?

"This, let's talk about it." Now he is just the director of the orphanage, before he has the ability to become the leader again, he should take it easy and follow their wishes first, Mori Ogai said patiently.

But this one can only scare Nakahara Chuya, and Edogawa Ranpo, who came with Nakahara Chuya, can see at a glance that the information of Mori Ogai and Nakahara Chuya are not equal. He looked at the dress of Mori Ogai , I feel the same as his president Yukichi Fukuzawa.

"It's so ugly, I feel like my eyes are going to go blind."

Mori Ogai: "..." You talk too much!

Not only Edogawa Ranpo, but Akutagawa Ryunosuke, Nakajima Atsushi and Izumi Kyoka who came with him also felt hot eyes and looked away.

"Forget it." Mori Ogai also felt that it was time for him to change clothes, and turned to Osamu Dazai, "Can you change one for me if you have any clothes?"

"Yes." Osamu Dazai was surprisingly easy-going, and Bai Lan didn't have to follow him all the time, saying that he had already returned to the palace, and he could still ask the way to find the queen, so he ran away without a trace.

Mori Ogai said goodbye to everyone who had been holding back their laughter, and followed Osamu Dazai through the winding corridors to the dressing room, "Please, I have all the clothes you want."

"Dazai-kun." Mori Ogai's voice trembled, "But, these are women's clothes."

Only then did Osamu Dazai show his familiar smile, "Oh, but Mr. Mori likes this kind of dress-up game very much. I often change clothes for your special abilities. I thought you would like it very much, Mr. Mori."

As he said that, he picked out three sets of foreign dresses, "Tonight is the queen's important ball, and the guests should also dress decently. Just choose from these, Mr. Sen, oh no, it's Miss Alice."

Osamu Dazai exited the dressing room, leaving Mori Ogai, who covered his face and didn't want to leave the room, staring at a pile of women's clothing in a daze.

But Osamu Dazai didn't come to urge him, until the noise outside gradually approached, the Red Heart soldiers broke into the door and rushed in front of him, "It's her, she killed Heart A!"

The bewildered Mori Ogai was dragged to the hall by the soldiers, and everyone gathered together to discuss. In the center, Bai Lan, who was dressed as a red heart soldier, was the deceased this time.

"The queen is here!"

The well-dressed Li Lianliu came slowly, she glanced lightly at Mori Ogai, and then gave the order, uttering the famous saying: "Cut off her head!"