take care of my uncle and grandpa

Having said that, it was the first time that Osamu Dazai participated in this kind of gathering of high school students. After all, he joined the Mafia when he was 14 years old, and he never went to middle school at all.

The boys in the sports department are all tall, so it is not awkward to mix in the tall man of Dazai Osamu.It's just that Li Lianliu forcibly took off his unchanging black coat, and replaced it with a colorful short-sleeved shirt, with a bunch of flowers hanging on it, the kind of dress that can go to Hawaii for vacation.

Because Li Lianliu said that he was dressed in black, he would look like a waiter in this party, or he would be a security guard...

Osamu Dazai: "..." Well, he is convinced.

Speaking of which, Osamu Dazai now wears a black coat as a habit from the past, and he has never worn a red scarf since he left office. Finally, he no longer needs to be complained about why he should wear a scarf in summer.

Although Li Lianliu took over as the leader, he didn't follow the original set at all. He didn't wear a black coat or a red scarf. He still wore whatever he liked.According to her words, she is the leader and the rule maker.The Port Mafia is a thing of the past after she took over, but it’s just a past name to facilitate management. Anyway, if anyone dares to let her wear a black heat-absorbing coat with a red scarf on a hot day, she will throw that person directly into the Sahara desert.

She was not joking, because someone was caught gossiping and thrown into the Sahara Desert to mine. Li Lianliu usually looked at it with a smile, and Dazai had never seen someone who was more ruthless than her. I would like to name a certain person The well-meaning people of Russia, thank him for taking the lead and wake up the wake-up call for the latecomers.

Tuosi who was made into a can: I have a sentence about MMP, I don’t know if I should say it or not.

Osamu Dazai changed into a completely different attire from usual. The bandages tied to his arms were not removed, probably because the body was still there. Osamu Dazai was not particularly uncomfortable, but the colors Li Lianliu matched for him were colorful. Yes, if it wasn't for his good looks, he would definitely look like a nouveau riche.

He was so flamboyant that most of the teenagers next to him in sportswear couldn't help but glance at him more when passing by.

But this didn't affect his mood. Of course, it would be better if there were fewer cute boys around Li Lianliu who greeted her.

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"Xiao Liu, am I not cute enough? Why are there so many goblins around you? QAQ" Although Osamu Dazai looks cute crying, Li Lianliu still hopes that he will be normal in public.

"It's not a goblin, it's just an ordinary classmate." Li Lianliu twisted Dazai Zhi's waist calmly, got Dazai Zhi's more sincere tearful eyes, smiled and gave him a rose, "With you Isn't the goblin enough?"

Osamu Dazai, who was inexplicably dressed more and more fancy, gave Li Lianliu a resentful look, but nodded and said, "It's good that you know."

So you really admit that you are a goblin?

Li Lianliu is becoming more and more familiar with Osamu Dazai's drama essence, and he is not surprised by his showmanship, but also has a sense of helplessness that he has become accustomed to.

But Osamu Dazai, who said he wanted to guard against other goblins beside her, got into the eating and drinking atmosphere of the tennis club faster than her.

"After all, it's eating and drinking, which I'm most familiar with." Someone said.

The real name here feels sorry for Chuya Nakahara, this is how many times he was rubbed by Osamu Dazai, so that Osamu Dazai got so used to it!

"Atobe is still a child, always likes to make such sweet and greasy things, and also barbecues, do sports middle school students consume a lot of energy?" Dazai Osamu ate while disgusting.

"Before you say that, put down the dessert and meat in your hand, mature Dazai-kun." Li Lianliu complained.

"Hmm." Osamu Dazai took a bite of the barbecue, and turned his head away to ignore her.

In the middle of the party, someone suggested a match, tennis, which they were best at, and the loser drank the juice, and the person was dragged out.

The last impromptu activity used was a joke contest proposed by Shitenbaoji, whoever told the funniest joke won, and the prize was provided by Keigo Atobe, who proposed the king game and was rejected.

"Hey, isn't it easier to play the king game?" Osamu Dazai asked in surprise.

Ninja Yushi, who was closer, came over and explained to them: "You don't know, the game of kings that Atobe understands is completely different from the game of kings we understand."

"The king game he understands is that he will be the king, and if we really want to play the game in the same way, I am afraid that the game will not end until tomorrow." Already devastated by this game.

Eiji Kikumaru of Seigaku who was next to him also agreed with him. It seems that Keigo Atobe also invited them that time.

Osamu Dazai: "Oops, what they said, although I don't know the specific rules of the game, but I really want to play this game!"

After speaking, I received several votes, saying that his cold joke was really too cold, and I wanted to give him encouragement.

Li Lianliu: "..." So eager to treat his words as a cold joke, it seems that everyone doesn't really want to play the king game.

Wait, Osamu Dazai received a vote?

Li Lianliu realized later that the event they just passed was a joke competition, but Li Lianliu...can't tell jokes!

Oops.

Li Lianliu's face was serious, she lowered her head and thought about the jokes she had heard.

The Li family is a very serious family. Just look at Li Xiaolang's upright appearance. This family is definitely not a family of sand sculptures. Let alone Li Lianliu tell a joke, just let Li Xiaolang tell a joke. Suffocate him.

Back when Li Xiaolang was in primary school, a classmate liked to make up some words to bluff others, and Li Xiaolang was often bluffed, only to realize it afterwards.There is no sense of humour, Li Lianliu is especially up to him.

Of course, if she usually likes to joke, there must be many people crying.

There are a lot of people in the tennis club, so I didn't notice Li Lianliu's embarrassment for the time being. Anyway, in terms of performance, Sitianbaosi is the best. They cooperate very well no matter whether they are entertaining or amusing. It can be seen that they are usually a group of live treasures.

Unexpectedly, the votes of Qingxue people were also very high. This group of dark horses who won the national championship in the past showed their essence of sand sculptures. Seiki Yukimura also seriously commented: "So this is the joy of playing golf?"

No, I don't think your understanding has much to do with their sand sculptures.

The Lihai University Tennis Club has always been serious, and they are also serious about performing jokes. With the perfect cooperation of Genichiro Sanada and Seiichi Yukimura, although they couldn't tell what the joke was, everyone laughed twice and directly What made the audience laugh was the cross talk between Nioh and Yagyu, and Kirihara Chiya's clumsy attempt to perform a cross-dressing but failed, which made everyone laugh.

When it was Li Lianliu's turn, she still couldn't think of anything.She stood on the stage stiffly, thinking about what kind of jokes to make, it seems that Japanese people's jokes are not the same as those of florists. What people find funny is not funny to them.

Li Lianliu thought that she usually makes people laugh when she wants to laugh, and makes people cry when she wants to make people cry. Now she has encountered such a situation. After all, there is no one on the campus of the flower planter who insists on telling jokes. .

She held back for a long time, then looked at Osamu Dazai, Osamu Dazai saw her looking at him, and returned her a big smile with anticipation on his face.

What should I do? Is it about how she tricked Dazai Osamu to play with dolphins last time, or that she went to the military and police to prepare for Li Xiaolang's coming to Yokohama and tricked all the Hounds before persuading the Hounds to dispatch?

Hmm...or else?

"The next thing I want to perform is, thump, thump, thump!" Li Lianliu's eyes were straightened, and half of his tongue was sticking out, "Ah, the river in front of me looks very clear, and I can get into it." Do you want to see it?"

"Lulu, why did you fly to the sky, even if you fly up to make people look up to you, your height will not increase, hahahahaha!"

Then she wriggled around like a seaweed, grabbed a plate and started muttering, "Kunikida-kun, look, this is it, I'm finally here, this is the world after death, Huangquan Hirasaka! Sure enough, "Completely "Suicide Manual" is a famous book, but you can embark on such a pleasant suicide road just by picking a poisonous mushroom and eating it, hahahahaha!"

The place was suddenly quiet.

Li Lianliu hugged Dazai Zhi, "Finally caught, Paramecium paramecium! Long live, go home and eat you!"

Seeing that everyone didn't react at all, and Li Lianliu stopped performing, she wondered, "Isn't it funny?"

"It's a bit funny, but that suicide, the world after death, and so on, sounds terrible." The director of Shitenbaoji, who has the most say in the comedy world, Shiraishi Kuranosuke scratched his eyebrows and explained cautiously .

"Actually, life is still very good, don't commit suicide casually." He added for fear of irritating Li Lianliu.

"Me? I don't want to commit suicide, I'm just imitating Dazai." Li Lianliu said innocently, "Isn't it funny?"

"Oh, so it was just an imitation, and I was shocked." Kuranosuke Shiraishi breathed a sigh of relief, and then held back his breath, "Isn't that right, isn't Dazai the gentleman next to him?"

"Ah, that's right, that one just imitated 'me'." Osamu Dazai could tell at a glance that Li Lianliu was imitating the reaction of Osamu Dazai from the parallel world after eating poisonous mushrooms. It's shameful, especially Li Lianliu is still imitating very seriously.

So when Li Lianliu went to the parallel world, how much dark history did he read about his other self?

"Mister, life is not easy, but you have to take care of your own life!" Not only Shiraishi Kuranosuke, Sanada Genichiro, but also Tezuka Kunimitsu all surrounded them, and began to speak earnestly to Osamu Dazai.

"Well, I actually don't want to commit suicide now..." Osamu Dazai defended, his voice was overshadowed by Genichiro Sanada's loud voice.

Li Lianliu couldn't help laughing out loud when he saw Dazai Zhi's embarrassment, so——

She got the vote of Osamu Dazai, but everyone gave him more votes in order to comfort Osamu Dazai who was suicidal, so Osamu Dazai became the winner of the first funny competition of the tennis club.

Li Lianliu: "...huh!"