take care of my uncle and grandpa

Entering the water is indeed Osamu Dazai's hobby, but only if there is no dolphin chasing after him who wants to eat him.

Probably after being with Li Lianliu, Osamu Dazai is about to give up his hobby of suicide, because Li Lianliu is a person who will stimulate his desire to survive. Does the teacher feed the fish in the sea?

Li Lianliu is.

Osamu Dazai was sure that Li Lianliu was born to be a gangster, and even he couldn't stand this kind of mafia style.But now is not the time to complain about Li Lianliu, but...

"You guys are too much, no one came down to save me?"

On the deck, there is his colleague Chuya Nakahara, who has been his partner for many years, and his friend Sakunosuke Oda, whom he has worked hard for for four years but has had a few drinks in recent days, and a colleague from another parallel world. This world also works with Kunikida Doppo who has been working together for a while because of tutoring the same student.

They all lay on the side of the boat watching how he was chased by the dolphin who didn't know how to train them, and they didn't mean to help at all.

"Chuya, get that dolphin away!" Nakahara Chuya's supernatural power is ineffective against him, but it is effective against dolphins. Dazai Osamu swam forward desperately and at the same time he did not forget to loudly support the people above him. trick.

Then Nakahara Chuya's reply was: "The boss threw you down, I can't defy the boss' decision."

Grass, forget the setting that Zhongya Zhongya is loyal to the port mafia.

The dolphin's skin is rough and thick, and it's not easy for bullets to pierce it. Osamu Dazai tried hard to think about how to keep himself alive. Li Lianliu said, "This dolphin is from the Pengo Lie family. It’s borrowed, so don’t hurt it.”

Well, now those who want to rescue the dolphin will also retreat.Osamu Dazai didn't dare to let go, the dolphins behind him chased after him, opened their mouths wide, and caught up to take a bite from time to time, if Osamu Dazai hadn't practiced the tenth level of dodge in the Central Plains before, he would have already Got bitten.

"This dolphin was trained by the Smarta of the Pengo Lie family. Although it is fierce, it is also afraid of people who are more fierce than itself." Li Lian put her hands on her chin and gave Dazai an idea, "Mr. Dazai is not Does it scare many people? You can try to tame this dolphin."

Grass!

Osamu Dazai held his breath, saving all the strength to curse people to flee for his life. He wanted the dolphin to be obedient, but is it the same thing to make people afraid and make dolphins afraid?He can use worrying techniques to calculate people, but can the dolphins understand his calculations?Can a dolphin be scared because of his words?Obviously not!

At this time, the only ones that the dolphins can be afraid of are the fighters like Zhongye Zhongye, but it is a pity that Zhongyuan Zhongye will not help him.

Although escaping for one's life will stimulate one's potential, human energy is limited. Seeing Dazai Osamu's speed slowed down, Oda Sakunosuke couldn't bear it, and persuaded: "Or, let's just forget it."

"Hmm, let's take a look." Li Lianliu still had a relaxed expression on his face, and didn't take Dazai's exhaustion to heart.

Oda Sakunosuke wanted to say something, but Edogawa Ranpo stopped him, "Don't worry, I won't die."

"But..." Oda Sakunosuke was still a little worried.

"You, it's because of your bad intentions that you were tricked by these two guys." Ranpo Edogawa, who had already seen through everything, couldn't see that Osamu Dazai was showing weakness all the way from the dinner they had together before. , What kind of leadership position was given up, and the life in the port mafia was not good, all of them were pretended by a bandage man to gain sympathy.

Li Lianliu also saw through Dazai Osamu's thoughts, but he didn't expose them.The reason why I really threw people into the sea this time is because Osamu Dazai involved her in the layout, and a guy who didn't even go to middle school was added to the good tutoring team. Li Lianliu was really qualified. It's not clear that she was unqualified, but this time she was definitely punishing Dazai on purpose.

Just using a subject that can be re-examined once, to establish a prestige, to prevent Osamu Dazai from intervening in her decision in the future.

If Osamu Dazai wanted to regain the power that had been withdrawn, he might really be pulled out to feed the fish.

What, Osamu Dazai is not Li Lianliu's boyfriend?I have never heard that if the old one does not go, the new one does not come. Edogawa Ranpo felt that if Osamu Dazai was really fed to the dolphins today, Li Lianliu would be able to find a new boyfriend immediately.

And the new boyfriend could very well be himself.

It can be seen that the relationship between Li Lianliu and Dazai Zhi was just a mutual calculation, but now Dazai Zhi wants to keep Li Lianliu's heart, but unfortunately he is not Li Lianliu's favorite type.

Although in reality, many people's male (female) friends do not come according to the ideal type, but at least the relationship is based on love. Looking at the speed at which Li Lianliu throws Dazai into the sea to feed the dolphins, it can be seen that Dazai is currently in her Heart weight.

When you don't disobey her, follow him, but if you interfere with her, you will be merciless.Edogawa Ranpo even felt that this time it was for them to see. Seeing that Li Lianliu invited people on this ship, in addition to people from the port mafia and their armed detective agency, there was also Toru Amuro, an undercover police officer. , There are even a few people from the Supernatural Secret Service Section disguised as crew members.

Edogawa Ranpo doesn't think Li Lianliu will not know about things that she can see, unless she just wants to show them, and the meaning is very obvious-when I am willing to show my kindness, everyone will follow, if it doesn't go well Looking at her, she will show no mercy.

Those who obey me prosper, those who oppose me perish.

I didn't expect the new leader of the port mafia to have such a temperament. Fortunately, she is not a bloodthirsty person, and she is willing to maintain a superficial peace.

Originally, Yokohama's three-point balance structure has been destroyed by Osamu Dazai's four-year expansion, but he has not moved both the Supernatural Secret Service Division and the Armed Detective Agency. Now that a new leader has been replaced, it seems that the port mafia will not be changed. dominance situation.

Forget it, anyway, it is the same as before, it would be nice if Yokohama can be peaceful, Edogawa Ranpo thought nonchalantly.

Osamu Dazai was exhausted. He turned again to avoid the attack of dolphins. After swimming around the boat for an unknown number of times, he finally couldn't bear to ask Li Lianliu for help, "Xiaoliu, help me."

The voice was much weaker than when she asked Zhongye Zhongye for help before, but Li Lianliu heard it. She snapped her fingers and said, "Zhongye, get the dolphins away. Kikyo, get people up."

Nakahara Chuya dared to use the supernatural ability, and floated the dolphin that was about to bite Dazai's head, and threw it farther away from the boat. Kikyo, who was on standby at any time, immediately put down the rope ladder, and went down to meet Dazai who had no strength. .

After finally escaping from the mouth of the dolphins, Osamu Dazai no longer wants to go to the underwater world to see dolphins. No, he changed his hobby of diving in the future.

Drenched all over, he slumped on the ground as soon as he got on the deck, his head drooping, and the sea water dripped down from his curly hair.He gasped for breath and really didn't have the energy to speak.

Li Lianliu put a bath towel on him, and wiped his wet hair, "Know how to ask for help, know how to ask others for help, why didn't you ask me for help in the first place?"

Osamu Dazai smiled embarrassedly, but did not speak.

He didn't ask Li Lianliu for help at the beginning, because if he could come up without relying on her, he could still be said to still be in control of the overall situation.But if the situation is controlled by Li Lianliu and he has to ask Li Lianliu for help, then from this point on, he will gradually lose the right to speak.

Wouldn't it be true that one should rely on one's own beauty to have a soft meal?

Alas, China is unreliable, and the rest of the Port Mafia are even less so.Even the armed detective agency on Oda Sakunosuke's side didn't take action because they couldn't tear their faces apart because of trivial matters, and the person with the pseudonym Toru Amuro would not come forward because of this, although Toru Amuro and Doppo Kunikida were almost thrown down to feed the dolphins , if the subjects they teach also fail.

But probably not, Li Lianliu is not a scumbag, nor is he mediocre. He can fail in Chinese, and that's all.

Osamu Dazai thought about his situation, and finally decided to give in.

His wet head tilted to the side, if it wasn't for the towel on his head, Li Lianliu would be wet now.

"You really threw me down, that dolphin is so fierce, you don't feel sorry for me." His voice was soft and sweet, and he rubbed against Li Lian from time to time, his wet appearance made him look With a more pitiful meaning, he said plaintively, "Do you want me because you have a new love?"

"There is no new love yet." Li Lianliu explained, and then wiped Osamu Dazai's wet hair.

"It's because you're still young." Osamu Dazai smiled helplessly. He knew that Li Lian-liu's love for the time being was only because she didn't have this muscle now. , I have to wait another ten years to fall in love.

So the only thing he can grab is the advantage of his status now.

Thanks to the parallel world, he still finds a beautiful young lady to beg for love every day. Up to now, he has only held his girlfriend's hand, and he has never even hugged him, let alone kissed something deeper.

He pursed his lips and landed on Li Lianliu's cheek...Before, Li Lianliu's fingers pinned his forehead and he couldn't move forward.

"Don't you want to comfort me with a kiss?" Osamu Dazai pouted again, motioning for Li Lianliu to kiss him.

Li Lianliu threw the towel to Osamu Dazai in disdain and let him do it himself, "I just need comfort, I have to take the make-up exam next week."

"Then give me a kiss to comfort you." Osamu Dazai stretched out his mouth and moved closer, but Li Lianliu dodged it.

"Now I should think about it, who will replace you as my Chinese teacher?" Li Lianliu glanced at Kunikida Doppo and Amuro Toru, and then thumped his palms, "Why don't you let people from the Supernatural Secret Service Division come? I think they are very good at handling official documents, so there should be no problem."

"Or are you looking for the legendary Natsume-sensei?"