The ruffian is hard to guard

Fei Fan hadn't had yogurt for three days.For him who continued his life with milk, now he can only be regarded as lingering breath.

"Teacher, are you going to buy popsicles?" Zhang Erbao asked for three consecutive days.

"...not going."

Compared with the anger on the first day, the resoluteness on the second day, and the calmness on the third day, the answer this time is obviously a little hesitant.

"Then let's go~" The doors were pushed open one after another, and the screaming sound disappeared.

"Hey~ Persuade me again~" Fei Fan wasted no time and only had time to eat a mouthful of dust.

"Fruity yoghurt special offer, one person is limited to one cup, the quantity is limited, first come first served!"

Zhan Changsong's loud voice pierced through the walls, piercing Fei Fan's ears and piercing his heart.

"Special offer on fruit yogurt?" Someone moved his toes a few times, wanting it.

"The quantity is limited, first come, first served." Po Gong yelled happily.

Fei Fan took out five yuan, walked around in a circle, and caught a figure.

With a big smile on his face, he walked up to a little boy who was serious about writing: "Cheng Jiadong, can you help the teacher go to the next door to buy a cup of yogurt? The teacher treats you to some sweets."

Putting two pieces of fruit candy on the little black paw, Teacher Fei's smile became even more flattering.

Little Black Claw weighed the candy a few times, then put it in his pocket, grabbed the money and jumped off the chair, muttering "Trouble".

"Hey, this kid~" Fei Fan looked at the back of the little black paw that was not in the light, and suddenly felt that what Zhan Laogou said was not farting, and some children were indeed little bastards.

The greater the expectation, the deeper the disappointment.

Teacher Fei hadn't finished urinating when Little Black Claw came back. He threw the 5 yuan into Fei Fan's arms, turned around and walked out of the toilet.

"The boss won't sell it to me, but I'll run errands for you, so I won't return the sugar." The little brat said as he walked.

"Why didn't I sell it to you? Is it sold out?" Mr. Fei asked after wearing his trouser belt, his legs clumsy.

"No." Little Black Claw went back to the classroom, picked up a pen, and wrote stroke by stroke in the crumpled matt, "He said I was poor and had no money to buy yogurt, so he must have bought it for you."

"So he won't sell it?" Fei Fan's voice suddenly rose.

Little Black Claw raised his head, showing a little confused expression: "No, the boss said that buying yogurt requires a real-name system. What is a real-name system?"

"Grandma with a real-name system is a leg! Old dog Zhan is clearly targeting me!"

Fei Fan has always been a teacher, and he basically doesn't swear in front of the children, unless he can't help it, such as now.

As soon as the fire started, he stepped out of the kindergarten on the Hot Wheels, and pushed open the big iron gate with a ten-jin bow.

Bang, the door rang, and a group of chattering children suddenly stopped and looked over.

Damn, this feeling is a bit cool.

That's how the protagonists all appear, right?In the blink of an eye, Fei Fan did not forget to take the time to travel, if there was old dog Zhan constantly urging him in the game, he would be able to become a full-level boss without using RMB.

"A rare customer, Mr. Fei, what do you buy?" Zhan Changsong, who was collecting money, glanced at Fei Fan distractedly, "Fairy stick?"

"You just bought fairy bars." The small supermarket was noisy again, and Fei Fan strolled to the dairy aisle, and sure enough, fruit yogurt was on sale.

He picks and chooses, planning to choose a cup of white and beautiful cup that is the most pleasing to the eye.

"I don't have any change for you, so take a piece of bubble gum." He heard Old Dog Zhan say.

"But I'm changing my teeth, and my mother won't let me eat bubble gum." Wang Dandan's teeth were missing, and when she spoke, there was a third-degree wind.

Zhan Changsong bit his cigarette between his teeth, and stuffed the bubble gum into the little fat man's arms free of his hand: "Your mother doesn't understand that you only eat bubble gum when you change your teeth. If any tooth is loose, you can chew it hard. I guarantee that you will not bleed or suffer when you change your teeth. Here, take it."

"Zhan Changsong, are you virtuous or not?" Fei Fan was standing in front of the cashier with yogurt in his hand, "You dare to talk nonsense in order to sell something."

He threw the bubble gum in Wang Dandan's hand back into the jar: "How much is his popsicle, I'll pay, scan the QR code."

Chick, Zhan Changsong laughed, picked up a cigarette and flicked the ashes in the flower pot: "Okay, Mr. Fei, popsicles are 5 cents, yogurt is 5 yuan, a total of 5 yuan [-], scan the QR code."

"Yogurt 5 yuan? Isn't it a discount? The regular price is not that expensive!" Fei Fan looked at the yogurt in his hand, and then at Wang Erbao who was squatting at the door drinking yogurt and drinking it like a cat face, "Erbao, how much is your yogurt?" ?”

"One piece." Er Bao held up two fingers.

"How much?"

"One piece, one piece." Er Bao pressed a finger down with his other hand.

Fei Fan sighed, comforting himself in his heart, fortunately Wang Erbao didn't teach mathematics by himself.

"Zhan Changsong, what do you mean, why do you sell me the same yogurt for only 5 yuan?" Fei Fan was furious, and left the fair and beautiful yogurt on the cash register heavily, like a heartless scumbag.

"Yogurt is 1 yuan, fairy stick is 4 yuan, a total of 5 yuan. This is a promotion method, and it is sold together. I learned it in the president training class." Zhan Laogou said in a long voice, focusing on adding the word "president" coded.

CEO training class?Fei Fan heheed twice.

Two boxes of impending milk can participate, and the training location is under the big willow tree 500 meters ahead.After Zhan Changsong bit the mosquito bag, he brought back a "Certificate of Completion of the President Training Course", which was clearly pasted next to the supermarket's business license. After cleaning it three times a day, the color would fade.

Fei Fan glanced at the certificate contemptuously: "President Zhan, tell me, why didn't you sell it together just now? Now I'm selling double copies?"

Zhan Changsong took a breath of cigarettes, and was about to put on an awesome president's expression.It just so happened that someone was going out, and when it was turned on and off, there was a gust of wind, and the smoke hit his face, choking him so much that his lungs would burst out of coughing.

Holding the tea mug and pouring water, Zhan Changsong barely stopped coughing.

"I just forgot, can't I?" President Zhan, who couldn't pretend to be B, became a little annoyed, and grabbed a fairy stick filled with jelly beans, "Do you want to buy it or not?"

This is a naked humiliation, Fei Fanshi can't be humiliated!

"Whoever buys the grandson!" Mr. Fei said eloquently.

He turned around and put the yogurt back on the shelf. Suddenly, he got a gut feeling, grabbed the ballpoint pen next to him, and poked a hole in the yogurt one by one.

Temperament comes quickly, cowardly even faster.Fei Fan stabbed until the end, his legs were shaking into noodles.

Zhu'er, who was afraid of melon seeds in the vegetable market since he was a child, did this today.

He quietly glanced at Zhan Changsong who was still chatting with the children, put down the ballpoint pen, held his breath, and walked out of the supermarket sideways, holding his breath.

Anxiety all day long.

When drawing, I painted the sky in red.

"Abstract." He said to a group of radish heads gnawing on their fingers, "This is a genre."