daddy is shit

"Li Yu, you must come and save me!"

Li Yu received a call from Wang Zhi early in the morning, the voice was terrible, Li Yu put the phone away, kept it away from his ears, frowned and said, "Don't scream like you're about to be raped."

"Almost! If you don't come to save me!"

Li Yu couldn't bear it anymore and sat up from the bed, "What's wrong with you? Tell me something!"

"My dad wants to force me to go on a blind date!"

Li Yu's heart tightened, and he said lightly: "Isn't this what you wished for? Why are you so desperate for life?"

During the two years that Wang Zhi and Li Yu lived, there was not a day when they did not say they wanted to find a girlfriend, and they also wanted a girl with big breasts and fair skin. I have a sweetheart, and the purpose of meeting Wang Zhi is to clarify with him.

At that time, Wang Zhi was distraught. He took Li Yu to hold the bottle with him and blow, counting his girlfriends for so many years, and finally stared at Li Yu with drunken eyes and said: "Brother, why are you not a girl? If so, I will definitely be the first to marry you!"

Li Yu was blushing, and Wang Zhi, the two idiots, lay unconscious on the table. Well, they were poisoned by alcohol!

Li Yu's memory stopped there, he touched the glasses on the bedside table, put them on, and Wang Zhi's voice came from there.

"You don't understand. I met this girl once when I was in college. Her parents brought her over to play with my family. Her body is estimated to be about two hundred catties!"

"Puchi!" Li Yu couldn't hold back his laughter, "You can definitely handle two hundred catties. The first two years in the army were not for nothing. Come on, I'm optimistic about you."

"Don't be so heartless! Don't hang up, brother, I beg you, as long as you help me this time, how about I, I won't smoke in the house from now on?" Li Yu had quarreled with him many times about his smoking, but Wang Zhi draws correctly every time, Li Yu can't wait to smash this man to death with a drawing board.

Li Yu narrowed his eyes, "What else?"

"I'll wash the dishes, mop the floor, and dry the clothes! It really can't be more!"

The corner of Li Yu's mouth curled up, he pushed down his glasses, and said calmly, "Give me the address."

When Li Yu rushed to the entrance of the shopping mall, he immediately saw Wang Zhi wearing a long black padded jacket. His height of 1.8 meters [-] was very conspicuous in the crowd, and he was wearing sunglasses. Those who didn't know it thought it was a gangster who came out of nowhere.

Li Yu was speechless, walked over, and patted Wang Zhi on the shoulder, Wang Zhi immediately turned around, and was about to move forward in surprise, when Li Yu easily pressed a step away from him with one hand.

"Are you the second idiot?"

"What's the matter? You just said that to me when we met, and you still don't allow me to hug you. You really don't show loyalty at all. Are we still brothers?!" Wang Zhi seemed to be very reasonable when he said it.

Li Yu's forehead was sweating, he glanced lightly at the sunglasses on Wang Zhi's nose and said, "Don't you know that people who wear sunglasses at night are fools?"

"Don't you think he's handsome?" Wang Zhi pushed down his sunglasses and made a concave shape.

Li Yu turned around blankly, Wang Zhi quickly grabbed him, "Where are you going?"

"I don't know a fool, I'm going back."

"Don't, I'll just take it. Your brother is in trouble and I'm waiting for your help!" Wang Zhi immediately took off his sunglasses, revealing a pair of panda eyes.

Li Yu smiled, "What's going on with you?"

"It's not that I can't sleep because I miss you..."

"Speak human." Li Yu glared at him.

"My dad is simply not human. Give me a few bodyguards and let me fight them one-on-one. If I can't beat them, I won't be allowed to eat or sleep. I'm going to be tossed to death!"

"Uncle Wang did a good job." Li Yu narrowed his eyes as he smiled.

"You look so pretty when you smile." Wang Zhi said so abruptly.

Li Yu was stunned for a moment, then immediately suppressed his smile, pushed down his glasses, pursed his lips and said, "What can you do for you by calling me here?"

With a malicious smile on his face, Wang Zhi hugged Li Yu's shoulders: "Isn't there a word called homosexuality now, let's pretend it will definitely scare the little girl away."

Li Yu's eyes widened in surprise, "Are you serious?"

"Yeah, what's the matter? We two good buddies must be much closer than them, you can rest assured that we will never be exposed!"

Li Yu didn't know how to describe his current mood, he wanted to give this idiot a kick and then turned to leave, but he held back in the end.

"Okay, let's make a quick decision."

As soon as Ying Tian returned to the office, the assistant ran over with an envelope in his hand.

"Mr. Ying received this package this morning. It is not signed, but the recipient is you."

Ying Tian glanced at the envelope lightly, and took it casually, "I see."

Ying Tian sat on a chair, casually threw the envelope on the table, and was busy with his work. In order to meet Yan Le, he squeezed his work into one time slot, so he was very tired.

After Ying Tian was busy for a while, his head started to hurt. He put down the envelope and came into sight again. Ying Tian paused, then picked up the envelope and opened it.

There was only one photo inside, Ying Tian took it out slowly, and two men came into view, they were Ying Tian and Yan Li two years ago.

In the photo, Yan Le didn't look at the camera, his eyes were slightly surprised, he looked at Ying Tian, ​​even though it was just a photo, Ying Tian could feel Yan Le's concentration at that time.

Ying Tian's eyes became deep, and he remembered that at the art exhibition two years ago, the photographer who took pictures of Yan Li and him was now Tang Ling.

Tang Ling sat on the chair and checked Weibo, Yingtian should have received the envelope by now, Tang Ling knew that Yan Le's identity could never be hidden from Ying Tian, ​​so it's better to have a straightforward showdown, and let Ying Tian help Yan Le clean up some unnecessary obstacles.

"Ah!" Liu Qingyun's scream sounded, Wu Yin immediately called out, and several staff members ran over.

"I'm sorry I slipped my foot just now and almost fell. Fortunately, Yan Xi helped me up." Liu Qingyun smiled.

Yan Le frowned, just now Liu Qingyun stepped on his ankle, and the weight of his whole body was on him, his foot was tilted and twisted.

Everyone ran to Liu Qingyun to inquire about his health, but Wu Yin saw that Yan Li's expression was not right, so he walked over.

"Are you OK?"

Yan Le sat on the stone and rubbed his ankles, forced a smile, "It's okay, I twisted my ankle, why don't you go over there and have a look?"

Wu Yin smiled, "What's so interesting over there? Girls of this age are all so delicate recently. In fact, it's not a big deal to make a little noise and let everyone pay more attention to her. I've seen this kind of situation a lot. .” Because Yan Le is Tang Ling’s entertainer, Wu Yin is very reassured about Yan Le.

Yan Li was stunned for a moment, then hesitantly said: "You mean, she pretended?"

"Shh, keep your voice down, did you see that over there, the reporter from Phoenix Entertainment is here to visit the class today, do you understand?" Wu Yin shrugged.

Yan Le was a little surprised. He never thought that there are so many ways in this circle. For him, it is enough to make a good show.