The scheming CV is fishing for me again

"I'm fucking bent!"

Bang, Xia Nanxi closed the door and opened it again two seconds later. He was still brother Xin outside the door, not a hallucination.

"Boss, you came across half of the city at two o'clock in the middle of the night just to tell me a joke?"

Yu Xin pursed her lips and didn't speak, but the two lumps of black and blue didn't look like a joke.Xia Nanxi let people in, and opened two bottles of Sprite, one for Yu Xin and one for Yu Xin to refresh herself: "Ancestor, what made you misunderstand yourself so much?"

Yu Xin took a sip of Sprite, as if she had made up her mind: "Tell me, don't you say that only when you are interested in men, you will blush and feel hot when a man approaches?"

"Ah," Xia Nanxi rubbed her eyes and was still a little sleepy. She always felt that the words were weird but she couldn't refute them, "Isn't it?"

"Wait, brother Xin, is there something wrong with asking you this?"

Yu Xin squeezed the soda can and nodded with a loud bang, and said, "It's today, in the evening, in the recording studio."

After speaking, he glared at Xia Nanxi angrily. If this thing hadn't encouraged him to participate in the CV star book, how could he have such a painful realization!

"No, isn't that when you dubbed with Xiao Luo?" Xia Nanxi scratched his head, as if thinking of something, no wonder he looked like he had a heat stroke at that time, Xia Nanxi couldn't laugh or cry, "What the hell, Brother Xin, you are too funny Hahahahaha."

"..." Yu Xin was smothered in laughter: "Can you respect the stubbornness of our straight men?"

"Yes, yes, as far as your brain circuit is concerned, you can be as straight as you want." Xia Nanxi wiped away the tears from laughter, "Xinguo, have you ever thought that your blushing and heartbeat are just because of—"

"It's not because of the big padded jacket! It's not that I haven't worn it."

"Pfft, I didn't say big padded jacket, I said, enter the play."

into the play?Yu Xin's ability to empathize has always been very good. Since he wanted a brother after matching his brother, does that mean that he only wanted a man after empathizing with his master?

Ah, what a shame.No, no, Yu Xin was very sure: "There is still something wrong, other than blushing and heartbeat, in fact, I, I..."

He, me, me, and I couldn't say for a long time, but who is Xia Nanxi, the villain who grew up wearing a pair of pants, he understood instantly, showing a subtle smile: "Xinguo, did you have a reaction there? "

Yu Xin:!

A pair of dog eyes glared at Xia Nanxi, but his face became redder and redder.

"Hey, don't get excited, don't get excited, I mean it's normal." Xia Nanxi wouldn't be sleepy, and he analyzed it logically, "Look, such a short distance, such Su's voice, such a Gu plot, how can you change it?" Who can hold it?"

"More importantly, you have never been close to a girl, but Xiao Luo is so beautiful and has long hair, so isn't it normal for you to react?"

"If I'm a straight man, if such a big beauty doesn't respond to teasing around me, then I should wonder if there is something wrong with me."

Yu Xin raised her eyebrows slightly, as if she was comforted: "But he is a man after all."

"Hey, let's put it this way, if you are really crooked, can there be no spark between us for such a long time?" Xia Nanxi raised Erlang's legs and flipped off her pajamas and began to shine confidently, "Just ask yourself if I am 0 Let’s eat some vegetables.”

Yu Xin's face was numb: "I don't really understand your gay aesthetics."

Xia Nanxi showed a kind of loving expression, as if comforting an adolescent boy with a wet dream for the first time: "No matter what your reaction is today, it is the surface consciousness of the brain, and the surface consciousness is the most deceptive. The subconscious mind in sleep is the most real."

"Think about it, do you dream of girls every time you have sex dreams?"

Yu Xin is embarrassed to say that he never had that dream, but what is certain is that he has never dreamed of a boy. In fact, he can't remember faces clearly in his dreams, and they are all blurry.

But to be honest, Yu Xin did dream of a girl with long flowing hair and a tall back, let alone her face, she couldn't even remember the color of her skirt.

"But you remember long hair! Skirts! So you subconsciously like girls." Xia Nanxi was very sure.

And so, at three o'clock in the morning, the two people who were both too sleepy vaguely reached a consensus.

It was just one night at Xia Nanxi's house, and the two of them went to work together listlessly the next day. Neither of them wanted to get up 10 minutes early for breakfast, so they could only huddle together in the snack room and chatter.

Yu Xin's wonderful performance in CV Starbook yesterday not only brought fans' carnival, but many managers immediately smelled the breath of a cash cow.Xia Nanxi flipped through the new messages in the mailbox, all of which were IPs who wanted to find them to cooperate with.

Yu Xin mouthed Wangzai's steamed buns and muttered, "Old rule, don't pick someone with a wide audience, it's better to be a type I haven't matched before."

Xia Nanxi glanced at him carefully: "It is true that both conditions are met."

"So good? Let me see." Yu Xin snatched the phone over and was instantly dumbfounded.

All "The Little Immortal in the Palm of the Demon King", "The Young Master Zuo Jing escapes the game by relying on his beauty", and even "The Man and Wife Running with the Ball Dressed as a Disabled Boss"? ?

They are all fucking danmei.

Yu Xin's weak heart was run over crazily by a grass mud horse, why did the grass treat a straight man like this.

"Art has no gender." Xia Nanxi quickly snatched the phone back before Yu Xin had an attack, "You said that you can match anything."

"Not worthy, Tanmei just can't do it!" Fried Hair Beast tried to restrain the volume, but it still sounded fierce.

Luo Suifan, who had just come to pick up the water outside the snack room, immediately gripped the water glass tightly.

He actually saw every detail of Yu Xin's gaffe yesterday, but Luo Suifan wasn't sure if it was heartfelt or embarrassing.Until hearing the sound just now, the resistance in it couldn't be clearer.

Luo Suifan blinked, and left with an empty glass of water.

Every afternoon is the time for Yu Xin to open a small stove for his apprentices, and today is no exception.Yu Xin, who had been struggling all day, became nervous again when she thought of seeing her little apprentice soon.He was thinking about things yesterday, what about the little apprentice, will he be the same?

Yu Xin pushed open the door of the rehearsal room with anxiety, and when she looked over, Luo Suifan was leaning against the window and massaging her throat with one hand.White and strong fingers rubbed back and forth on the slender neck, and he suddenly remembered the scene of Feng Mo pinching Qing Yin's neck yesterday, his Adam's apple rolled up and down, and the movements in front of him seemed to be tainted with indescribable desire.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Luo Suifan lowered his hands and smiled at Yu Xin with crooked eyes, as usual every time, he was still that well-behaved little apprentice.

Yu Xin was ashamed in her heart, as expected, he was the only one who was dirty, someone as clean as Xiao Luo would not take the inside out of the show.

"What are you going to talk about today, Master." Luo Suifan walked to him as usual and asked in a low voice.

But Yu Xin couldn't help tensing up when she heard the word "Master". Yesterday, Feng Mo just called out "Master" and kissed it...

No, no, it can’t be like this anymore, Yu Xin managed to squeeze out a smile to make herself look calm and easy-going: “I don’t need to call you Master from now on, it’s strange.”

Luo Suifan was stunned for a second, then nodded and smiled again: "Okay, brother."

Yu Xin:! ! !

I didn't call you Master, and I didn't let you call me Brother!

"I'll go get a glass of water first." Yu Xin ran out with a hot face, feeling that she was too abnormal, where is Xia Dongbei?Didn't this guy say that he is straight? Doesn't a straight guy get brittle when he is called brother by a man?

Yu Xin grabbed Xia Nanxi and questioned her.

Xia Nanxi was very helpless: "You are completely too nervous now, so you will think too much about everything. Brother Xin, if you really want to be safe, you will know if you try it."

"Huh? Try what, how?" Yu Xin asked as if grasping at straws.

Xia Nanxi hooked her hands and whispered in his ear very professionally.

"Understood?"

I understand, I understand very well, Yu Xin slapped her thigh while listening, her pupils dilated slightly, brother Xia is still reliable, he will try it now.

Yu Xin returned to the classroom, the embarrassment before was no longer on the face, but with a bewildered smile of fighting to the death.

Luo Suifan:?

The author has something to say:

"One Dare to Teach, One Dare to Learn"

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Amway's friend's article "The Sick Beauty of the Movie Emperor's Family" by Xiaohan Meow

[Skinny and gentle actor Gong x cold and sick beauty detective Shou]

[Sick and weak + entertainment circle]

When Sui Wang and Jiang Yusheng met for the first time, they went to the hospital

For no other reason, the youngest psychologist in the police station fainted directly in Jiang Yingdi's arms.

Jiang Yusheng: "Huh? Porcelain?"

Sui Lun was powerless to raise his eyes: "...Bastard."

Jiang Yusheng lowered his head in astonishment, the person in his arms had passed out again.

——Are all the people who touch porcelain like this now?

It was only later that Jiang Yusheng found out that Sui Huang's health was really bad, and he had a cold appearance, but he was the one who needed help after walking two steps.

Later, Sui Wang also knew that he scolded the wrong person that day, but the words had already been spoken, and he was powerless to recover.

Everyone thought they were incompatible, including Sui Wang himself.

Unexpectedly, the director took a fancy to their enthusiasm for falling in love and killing each other, and invited the two of them to the same escape room variety show.

Sui Wang found that Jiang Yusheng always liked to stare at him when he was fine.

Sui Wang: ...Is he trying to take revenge on me?

Jiang Yusheng: Why doesn't he get closer to me, and then faints with a cold face, who else would dare to hug him here except me?

After the show was broadcast, there were always people who died strangely, and all the clues pointed to Jiang Yusheng.

Sui Wang felt that his chance to save his life had come.

Police: Hello, we suspect that you did not report the matter.

Sui Wang: No, the double-sided mirror cannot be judged by the naked eye without touching it.There is no fingerprint of Mr. Jiang on the mirror, and Mr. Jiang has been standing in front of the mirror purely to admire himself.

Jiang Yusheng narrowed his eyes slightly: ...Although, is this person who touches porcelain really helping himself?

Police: Hello, we suspect that you are deliberately hiding key evidence.

Sui Wang: No, luminol is invalid under the conditions at that time.Mr. Jiang kept looking over there because there was a place to sit there.

Jiang Yusheng laughed 'happily': ...I was watching you dangle and feared that you would fall.

Police: Hello, we suspect that you lied about your whereabouts.

Sui Wang: No, Mr. Jiang...

Jiang Yusheng interrupted him suddenly: Yes, I lied about my whereabouts.

Sui Wang raised his eyes blankly, but Jiang Yusheng kissed his lips directly.

Jiang Yusheng chuckled and hugged his boyfriend who was leaning in his arms and panting lightly: Brother Sui can only solve cases all day long, so I went to teach him how to kiss that day.

You teach me to solve crimes, and I teach you to kiss.

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Thank you little angel for watering: Brother Xiaoyu's Lele 10 bottles;

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