My baby tamer can't be the leader

"Yes, I see—" At the same time that the young man draws out the ending, uses a lazy tone, frowns half-truthfully, and holds the phone between his shoulders and the side of his face, helplessness comes from the other end of the phone sigh.

"Dazai-kun, although I can understand your suffering, but working hours are working hours, please be patient a little longer."

Osamu Dazai casually responded to the words on the other end of the phone, his kite-colored eyes only showed a little of the look that a boy should have when he was staring at the tree branches beside the river.

He raised his hand to hang the rope on the top of the tree, and paused for a moment.

"Ah, by the way, how is the injury on the brow bone of your right eye?" At the end of the phone call, Mori Ogai greeted him, "If..."

"It's okay." Dazai Osamu replied in a brisk tone, "This little injury is nothing, it needs to be bandaged anyway~"

"That's right." The other party sighed with emotion, "Then, see you later."

This side just hung up the phone and confirmed in his heart that his students are doing his favorite "extreme sports" again. What Mori Ogai didn't know was that when Dazai was doing preparations, a A little accident happened.

……

Seriously, if Dazai wants to make things difficult for others, he can simply hit a new level!

If I hadn't been persuading myself again and again, he was thinking about me, I would have already had a real-life PK fight with him, and I can only prove one thing that he is indeed is my true love...

Not only would this guy snap at me while I was eating and drinking, but he would even shake me awake in the middle of my sleep, or when I woke up sleepy and delirious, while I was in a trance Confused about my words...

"Do you think you are boiling an eagle?!" After experiencing a lot of suffering, I couldn't bear it and jumped onto Dazai's lap. Just pinching his face is not enough to relieve my anger, I still want to bite him!It's only natural for a big pig's hoof to be gnawed!

He hissed softly, he was too unreasonable to protest, and even turned his face meekly so that I could nibble on the other side.

"This is just in case." He explained innocently, "You must not be tricked out by him or anyone else, it will be very dangerous, Xiaoqi... Or, it is necessary to be defensive Bar."

"Then it's almost in line with your requirements now?" I recounted the tragic experiences of this period of time, and I almost felt sad... You know, I didn't memorize books so desperately during the college entrance examination? !

As for unannounced questions... this is not very difficult, because I have always followed two life mottos, one is 'none of my business', and the other is 'none of your business'... These two mottos are in 99 % of the case can solve all troubles, really.

In short, now I almost have the conditioned reflex that whenever I hear a question, I will immediately answer it with a sentence of 'None of your business'.

Of course, this must be changed!Change it as soon as it's over!It's just a trade-off!Otherwise, I will definitely have no friends! !

"...Yes." Dazai's exquisite brows were full of unresolved haze, obviously in a bad mood.

In fact, it's not that I can't guess what he's thinking at all... This guy's desire to control is almost to the point of pathology. If I hadn't been resolute, he might really want to cling to me 24 hours a day!

And no matter what other places, as long as he makes me uncomfortable, he will immediately correct it, but this is the only point where he has no intention of repenting at all...

To be honest, judging by his current state, I'm actually a little bit worried... If the 5-minute limit is gone, well, he... Uh uh uh, it's so difficult!

"What are you worried about?" Dazai's eyes flickered slightly, and he asked with a half-smile, "Would you like to tell me?"

"..." I got stuck for a moment, lost the momentum I had just now, and said guiltily, "It's nothing."

He gave a low laugh, raised his hand to hold my cheek, and kissed me lightly, his eyes were so gentle that he was almost pious, "I won't do anything, as long as you can come back to me, I... Ask for nothing more.”

Seeing that Dazai showed a hollow expression like the end of the world in a second, I rubbed between my brows helplessly, looked at the clock hanging on the wall, and grabbed his tie, "Kiss me."

The expression on the other party's face has not dissipated, but the body does as he said without hesitation.

How should I put it, raising this cat can occasionally give you the joy of raising a dog... This guy is really a man with too many elements...

When Dazai moved back slightly and gradually moved away from me, I exerted force on my wrist to stop him from retreating, and blocked his lips with one hand, imitating his movements in BarLupin that day, and at my knuckles He dropped a kiss, "I owe you this one first, right? I'll pay you back when I come back."

The iris-colored pupil shrank for a moment, and the dark background instantly brightened up, but before he could say anything, the familiar white light around me lit up again.

The cat that has been lying on the back of the chair and looking at me instantly grabbed the small box containing the most important materials and equipment, jumped onto the handbag beside me, and looked at me with the same eyes as Dazai, with a full expression. It was the unreserved intimacy and trust that made me raise my hand and scratch its chin.

Dazai snorted dissatisfied, raised his hand to take the box out of its mouth, and stuck it in the slot left by the belt on its back, so that the specially made light box would not affect its actions.

"If that's your decision—"

The last words disappeared in the light that was so dense that it almost completely blocked my sight, but at the next moment, accompanied by the sudden weightlessness of stepping into the air and the slight pain caused by falling from a low place, the familiar voice came again Appeared in my ears.

"This...the lady who appeared suddenly." The voice sounded a little more childish than before, "Can you please get up first?"

……

Oops, it's really too bad, the branch of Xinyi that I found with great difficulty was broken like this, and now it is still being pressed under it in such a posture...

When will these 'well-wishers' think about his feelings?Can't I vent these excess attention to other places?

It's just that Osamu Dazai was convinced that at the moment he just tied the rope, there should be no one on this street except himself?

His eyes seemed to be turned aside, and he noticed the alley next to him.

If it came from here... But, something is wrong.

At the entrance of the alley, there was a pure black cat with its back facing him, and it stopped gently with the posture of turning its head back. The pair of light-colored pupils seemed to be looking at him, and seemed to be staring at the "good-hearted man", but after a while , it dropped its slightly raised forefoot briskly, got into the shadow of the alley, and disappeared.

"Ah, I'm sorry!" Dazai's gaze paused, and he turned his head slightly, staring at the unexpected guest, in his seemingly calm gaze, there was a slight inconspicuous coldness hidden.

The other party stared blankly at his face for a moment, then a look of awkwardness flashed across his face very quickly, then stood up quickly, and retreated half a meter away without showing any excess.

Osamu Dazai was already prepared to politely refuse the other party's move to pull him up... In terms of his experience, people who can stop him in such a simple, direct, and almost brutal way will generally appear more familiar ?

His gaze swept over every corner of her clothes very quickly, and he inspected her in all directions from her demeanor, movements and standing posture, but the words he said were almost brisk and harmless to cute complaints, "Really, I obviously like this branch very much..."

The face of the unknown lady immediately flashed an undisguised expression of "you're fucking kidding me", so straightforward that Osamu Dazai's first reaction was that his intuition was wrong just now, and the other party was an ordinary college student passing by , but acted a little recklessly...

Is it because he has too much business recently, which made him think a little more?

Or... is this a match in chess?

"Well, if nothing else."

But isn't it working time?Better to cherish his rare outpouring of mercy.

Dazai said lightly, "I'll take my leave first."

The moment he stood up, patted the dust off his body, and turned his head away without hesitation, the other party spoke again, "Please wait a moment."

—The fish bit the hook.

Obviously, they have already planned to ignore it.

Osamu Dazai lowered his eyes carelessly, and boredom flashed across his expression quickly.

Although he sometimes enjoys these 'little episodes', such blunt tricks that can almost be regarded as an insult to his IQ are still unbearable...Is it because he hasn't shown enough before? ?Or, is the loss not enough?

But after he turned around, the expression on his face had returned to the lightness unique to young people, "What else is there? Ah, if you want me to thank you—"

The other party calmly took out a business card from the outside of the handbag and handed it to him, "Although I didn't expect to see you in this form...let me save some unnecessary steps and go straight to the point."

"..." I have to say, it was the first time Dazai Osamu saw this kind of operation, and he was a little confused for a while.

People who know his personal "little hobbies" say it's not too much, and it's not too little if they say it, so they use this "salvation-like" method to plan to have a long-term relationship. There are really many organizations that save heroes , at the most exaggerated time, three or four people may take turns to brush their faces, and I will appear on the stage after you sing, and I will barely calm down after Dazai is annoying to work overtime all night and take over all those stupid organizations.

As for those who directly come to him to cooperate...it's not uncommon, but isn't this method a little...weird?Even if you don't go through the formal invitation process, the people sent by an organization like this will be somewhat airy.

It’s not that large organizations are used to being defiant, but because in a similar gray area, newcomers always have to show their fangs to gain the respect and fear of others...so it’s normal to be more aggressive when you first meet .

Of course, whether this kind of performance is useful or not depends on whether the other party has a little real material, or is it just an idiot who comes to gild and only bluffs, but most of the time it is for Osamu Dazai There is no difference at all...

This should have been something Chief Mori should have considered. It was obviously the countermeasure decided by the other party, but he just operated in his own way?But he was always the one to blame. Thinking about it this way, he really wanted to skip work and go into the water immediately.

Or, do you think that because you just saved him, it will be easier for him to talk?

"...you don't have any business in Yokohama?" Seeing that the other party was about to forget what happened just now, Osamu Dazai took the business card and asked calmly, "And, why don't you leave?" Official channel? At least the leader will not refuse your invitation to meet."

The lady with the word 'Xia Qi' written in the name column on her business card showed a slightly struggling look on her face, and said awkwardly, "Well, I actually didn't think about it, I just subconsciously..."

She paused for a moment before continuing, "Dazai... Mr. looks very much like someone I know."

—She wasn't lying.

However, Osamu Dazai was very sure that he did not have any siblings.

But if she can be like that to the extent that she knows that there is a person very similar to the one she knows in Mafia at the port, but subconsciously comes up to stop him at the first time... In the case of no kinship, it is really possible what?

And he thinks that he is definitely not a popular appearance?

So... Is it because the one in front of you is indeed a one-in-a-million coincidence, or is the other party's acting skills really so good?

Let him wait and see.