My baby tamer can't be the leader

Just when Dazai looked at me with helpless eyes, the cat that he pulled away ran along the table next to me again, jumped onto my shoulder, and rubbed against me with its furry head.

...Although, is this action a bit familiar?Dazai seems to have rubbed me like this before, right? ?

My attention was immediately distracted a little, "What about it?"

"Ah, what it says..." He reached out and brushed the hair on its neck, and showed me the collar around its neck, "This collar is associated with the watch you just put on."

Dazai paused, as if thinking about how to phrase it, "I put something on its collar...you can try it directly."

As he spoke, he groped for a pair of bluetooth earphones from the second shelf and handed them to me.

I put on the earphones hesitantly, and then I heard Dazai’s voice from inside and outside the earphones synchronously, “Besides this, check your watch again.”

I don't know what he did, but the screen of the watch on my wrist that originally displayed the dial suddenly changed, showing the layout in the laboratory impressively, and shaking slightly with the cat's movements.

When I turned my head to look at the cat belatedly, I saw a small camera rising from the originally flat collar around its neck.

Ah, I've already said that I'm not playing 007, right? !I'm really tired, don't do it, I seem to be going to Yokohama to perform a classified mission, I'm just looking for a rock? ?

Dazai lowered his eyes, touched under its collar with his fingertips, and found a small piece of iron, turned his knuckles again, and showed it to me, "There is more than one installed on this collar. It will put it there by itself, of course, if you have other places you want to put it, I have prepared a spare."

"How could there be such a place?! Wait, what do you mean it will put it on its own? And..." I always feel like I have forgotten something, but I can't remember it for a while, so I can only be confused, " How does it know where to put it?"

"Ah, I've already edited a series of behavioral logics for it. Once the information it collects conforms to the logical circuit, it will execute the order." He suddenly showed a slightly regretful look, "If my ability is The words of [Tiger under the Moon]...may be more useful here."

I was stunned for a moment, then said in shock, "You mean...it's your ability?"

"Well, that's right." Dazai smiled, "Energy is conserved, Xiaoqi, although there are no supernatural powers in this world, it doesn't mean that the supernatural powers I had originally disappeared out of thin air... Maybe you can Approximately treating it as a manifestation of Shibusawa Tatsuhiko's ability?"

The smile in the kite eyes deepened a little, and the expression that was originally clear and transparent like glass gradually turned into a bottomless dark color, "Although [Disqualification in the World] is not used, it is also possible to create a qualified cat directly with a book." Yes, but it will be more convenient to use my ability? After all, it is an ability separated from me. It will inherit part of my way of thinking and likes and dislikes, so that it can save a lot of unnecessary effort... "

"Moreover, like the rules, the same abilities also have a certain degree of convergence. If there is no opportunity, you may be able to live in peace, but as long as you add a little weight to one side... the abilities will merge with each other. Just like the singularity."

"Well, although I know that you have tried very hard to make me understand what you are talking about." I pressed Shandao, "But, I really can't imagine such a supernatural phenomenon... Don't forget the two of us I have lived in the world of science versus the world since I was a child!"

"Hey? It's nothing to imagine. What I want to express is that if [Disqualification in the World] can be combined into one and use that guy as a waste, the field generated by the superposition of abilities should be enough to make all abilities within a certain range In this respect, the controllability of [Disqualification in the World] is much higher than those offensive abilities, and there is no need to worry about the occurrence of singularity rampage." He paused for a moment, and suddenly swept away before being indifferent The expression turned into a worried look, "So Xiaoqi, don't be fooled by those fancy abilities that are useless except for being good-looking, especially those of a slimy little slug!"

I:"……"

After a moment of incomprehensible silence, I clenched my fists and asked him in a kind tone, "Do you think I am a little girl who will be taken to the woods by butterflies flying by the roadside, or do you think that Zhongyuan is also a little girl?" Are their abilities specially used to trick little girls on the roadside?"

Dazai took a step forward and hugged me rather angrily, and began to say violently, "Of course it's all their fault, Xiaoqi can't do anything wrong, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter even if there are wild flowers that she likes, it's her original fault." It shouldn't grow within your line of sight, I will definitely get rid of it... ask it to grow in another place."

Are you sure you don't just cover it with herbicide? !No, what was going on in his clever little head all day long? !

"I told you, don't think about what I'll do on the premise that I'm a scum!" I tugged at his cheek, "Don't suddenly become unconfident at a time like this!"

"Hmm... because you also mentioned your ideal type before?" He was wronged to the extreme, "You said that you don't like people who are too clingy, and you want to marry Nakahara Chuya's type more than Dazai Osamu?! As for rationality, why do you think he fits these adjectives? He obviously has a bad temper, so he would blow up at once! It doesn't meet your requirements at all!"

I, I am speechless!

"Well, although..." I Qiqi Ai said, "At that time, I didn't know that you were Osamu Dazai. I just said it casually, and it can't be taken seriously."

Dazai hooked his lips with a smile that was not a smile, lengthened the ending, and whispered in my ear, "But, Xiaoqi, didn't your expression say that at that time?"

"..." Damn, I forgot that this guy can almost be equated with a human lie detector!But why does his lie detector function only work when I feel guilty? !He starts to get super insecure when it comes to me saying 'I like you'? !

I pondered for a moment, put my arms around his waist, raised my face, and met the iris-colored eyes without hesitation, "You also know that there are many...'right' choices in this world, I have There are countless reasons to follow this correctness, so this kind of correctness is actually nothing special to me, it is just based on the inherent egoism of human beings, and it is also a conclusion that can be easily drawn by rational thinking.”

"However, no matter how many reasons there are, no matter how high-sounding..." I held his wrist and let his fingertips stick to my heart, "it's not as important as my heart."

"Compared to the so-called axioms and secularism, my choice will always be you, and you are my right." I laughed, "Maybe I prefer a more challenging choice than the logical one? As I said before As I said, I like you, but I also like your flaws and your 'incorrectness'."

Dazai's eyelashes fluttered slightly, his lips were slightly pursed, he seemed to have completely forgotten the bad thoughts that made me difficult just now, and turned to flicking his tail, showing a catnip inhalation to the head, so that he was a little dizzy look.

"The right choice is like the perfect thing, it is easy to be forgotten, so it doesn't matter if it is not so correct or not so perfect." I said, "You can be my only deviant, my most pleasing Perfect, isn't that special enough? So, now, tell me with your ability to see through everything, is what I'm saying now half false?"

As a result, this guy was shocked when he heard the words, and subconsciously glanced to both sides, as if he was about to run away.

dude, I direct dude!

I was so angry that I pushed this guy to the cabinet next to him, and ordered him unreasonably, "Don't move, stop me!"

He was stunned when he heard the words, and he did it pitifully, and then I ruaed him from the beginning to the end, and successfully made this wicked cat show a little out of control expression... But he is still in the ' The refractory period after the talk therapy', in short, it doesn't matter if you rua casually during this period!It doesn't matter even if you overplay and accidentally rub against his tail!

...Of course humans don't have tails, um...ahem, it doesn't matter!

Seeing that Dazai was about to regain his composure, I let go of my hand immediately, and began to look at the ceiling and fell into deep thought.

The other party looked at me rather dissatisfied, "It's too much, I have played with me so many times, shouldn't Xiaoqi take responsibility?"

"Haven't I already taken responsibility?" I replied innocently, "Is there any problem with my boyfriend Tie Tie?"

Dazai was choked by me for a moment, showing an expression of being reckless with me, and reluctantly continued the previous topic, "In short, what I want to say is that as long as it touches that Dazai, it can make you His ability is temporarily disabled, and it is sealed together with the ability crystal in its body, because it is in the form of crystal, if it does not resonate, it can only disable the ability it touches, otherwise it should be able to make five to ten All the abilities within a range of about one meter will be invalid, and the specifics will depend on the field test, which will vary from world to person."

"If you want the ability to resonate, you must provide an opportunity... After all, its essence is just a cat, and the ability is based on the energy generated by the human soul. It is impossible to resonate the ability alone. Only you or anyone can touch it. It's time for the power to resonate."

"Wait a minute." I finally came to my senses, "Then, wouldn't Dazai Osamu over there have no abilities? You want him to chase and kill me?! I told you not to put The other one you directly treat as the final level of the level, you are not a dragon! And if he really didn’t want to stop my thoughts, wouldn’t he be very innocent?! The presumption of guilt is terrible!”