My baby tamer can't be the leader

What I didn't expect was that I came back by helicopter from the embassy in the end. I was so moved.

Dazai, who was sitting on the edge of my bed and typing on the keyboard of his laptop, was like a cat catching mice at home. Every once in a while, he took a profile of someone who was said to have funded or contributed to support the organization behind the scenes to claim credit.

During this period of time, I have heard how many outrageous things that organization has done, and I feel relieved about this, and by the way, I ruthlessly rejected his request to post with me again with lingering anger.

...I can't blame me, the main thing is that this bastard made me feel scared all night, and after a few hours of sea breeze, I got a cold and fever, which is not the point, the point is don't look at this guy He acted weaker and helpless than Sister Lin, but now he is alive and kicking!

Especially in the middle of the night, he was still there to threaten me, saying that in order not to leak the news, even if a rescue ship had been arranged nearby in advance, the ship would not be able to send out a distress signal. Radar search and rescue.

"In the absence of light, if the signal transmitter is turned off, the satellite will not be able to locate us, and all those people can do is to delay the rescue time... But if it is dawn, if they find that the ship has not completely sunk Go on, maybe even more extreme methods will be used?"

I was taken aback by him for a while, and I really became a little nervous, and he was very excited to hug me there and hold me high... To be honest, although the xp of human beings is freedom Yes, but I decided to advise him to see a doctor...which is too weird!

As a result, he rubbed against me with a look of fascination and replied, "Because only this time, I will be sure that 'I am needed by you'. If I can really feel the so-called 'happiness', then it must be That's it."

I have almost given up the idea of ​​correcting his strange values... No wonder I have twisted him for more than ten years and haven't turned it around. It turns out that when the foundation is laid, the foundation is crooked!

After being silent for a while, I asked, "Speaking of which, you were originally served by Mori Ou, right?"

"Yes?"

"If you really want to help me, find a way to let me put him in a sack." I clenched my fists, "I will let him understand the truth that 'the correct psychological education of teenagers is very important'."

Dazai laughed out loud, leaned on my shoulder and said with a white lotus flower, "Oh, he is also my teacher after all... I'm afraid your hand will hurt."

Then you really respect the teacher!

Then, seeing that the rescue hadn’t arrived yet, he started to tell me about his real youth. Sometimes he would talk about some strange ideas that Mori Ogai instilled in him, and sometimes he would talk about meeting Mori Ogai before.

He didn’t give details about the latter, but just told me vaguely that one day, when he raised his hand to wipe off the moisture on the mirror, and met his eyes in the mirror, he suddenly had such an idea...

"Even animals can recognize themselves in the mirror, right? But I can't." He stated lightly, "I don't know who he is, what he wants, why he lives, so I Don't feel like I can say 'I know that's me' - because he's not really me, he's just a reflection in my skin."

"But what is the real me? If I dig out my heart, can I see the real me?"

I was almost stunned by Dazai, "...do you fairies have so much mental activity when you look in the mirror?"

"I know." He whispered.

"what?"

"I know it's not normal? I just... can't help it."

"..." I straightened up a little without words, and hugged his fluffy head in my arms, "You have worked hard, Dazai."

"There seems to be nothing else to say about the rest." He rubbed against me, and continued sullenly after a long while, "It's all the old things that are not worth mentioning, there is no misfortune that feels like a loss, and there is no joy that is worth remembering. "

so poor!It's really pitiful to say that!

I rubbed his head distressedly, "It's so pitiful."

However, the second I just said this sentence, I realized that it was wrong... In the past of 'Osamu Dazai', especially the leader Dazai Osamu, all his misfortunes seemed to be caused by himself?

After figuring this out, my original love and affection was instantly extinguished by me, and turned into a sigh of "this guy is really difficult to deal with", even if I wanted to smoke Mori Ogai My heart has faded, and I even want to empathize with him a little bit... Forget it, although in the world line of Beast, the Mori Ogai who was driven away is much more innocent than the one in the main world, but smart people will There should be a flexible moral bottom line, for example, I can seamlessly switch from discussing deeds regardless of heart to discussing mind regardless of traces at any time...

Maybe it was because I was choked up for too long, Dazai looked at me again dissatisfied, his iris-colored eyes seemed to be a silent and pure sea of ​​lightless under the dim light, and at this moment there were sudden waves.

As a result, at that time, the sound of propellers sounded from far to near in the sky.

The evacuation after that was nothing to talk about. In short, it was a secret evacuation under the cover of night, and the news was pressed artificially, waiting for the situation to ferment quietly.

As a result, before I had time to say anything after I had a fever, this guy became at a loss... This is not surprising, after all, he probably has no experience in taking care of people?Let alone when he was the leader, when I was sick in China, I basically stayed at home or in the dormitory. At most, he could only pour me a glass of water on the way at school. I only had a minor cold, and this was the first time that I had such a fever.

But even so, when he brought me cold medicine, I was still surprised when I saw the bowl of colorful pills, "? Are you planning to give me pills as a staple food?!"

Dazai answered me very confidently, "I have checked that these medicines can be taken at the same time, and the dosage is according to the doctor's advice?"

"Which doctor?? From the medical school, tell me your name, and I'll go back and settle the score with that guy!"

As a result, he gave me a series of names in one breath, and at the end he was still uncertain, "Then should someone else ask? If it's so unreliable, it may take a few days before I learn pharmacology by myself now?"

I:"……"

"When you were with Mori Ogai in the clinic before, didn't you see him prescribe antipyretics?" I pulled the quilt along and asked, "Shouldn't it?"

His long eyelashes trembled, and there was an almost indifferent calm in his expression, "Leibo Street... almost all the people who come here because of fever are children, because if the adults' physical condition is so poor, the other It is very likely that if you don’t persist in the clinic, you will be robbed or killed by others, and you are more likely to die early in your teens, and you won’t live to that time. Therefore, even if it is a child who does not attract attention because it is of little use value , even if such a weak type gets the medicine, it will be difficult to survive the spring."

"Also." Dazai hesitated for a moment, and added, "In order to prevent me... from taking certain medicines by mistake, Mr. Mori later tore off all the labels, and would change the positions of the medicines from time to time."

What mistaken eating, you are messing around!

"So, adults should use more?" He asked uncertainly.

"Then you haven't had a cold yourself..."

"Yes." The other party stood by my bed, showing a disgusted look, and then gave me eye drops, "Really, I really want to know that the fever is over 40 degrees before taking it...it's nothing , that time, a nasty slug punched me in the stomach and took the opportunity to swallow the pills for me. I didn't even see what he gave me! He later gave me a knife to kill me It was so rude to get knocked out and hang a needle, Xiaoqi, you must keep a distance from such a rude little man! This kind of experience is still disgusting when I recall it now."

I pondered for a moment, probably because my brain was still groggy, and I couldn't help sighing, "Chuya Zhongyuan, it's really hard work."

As a result, the bad cat next to me exploded immediately, and he immediately sat on the edge of the bed, and began to tell me a little about the embarrassing things about Zhongyuan Zhongye. All the words that should be nailed to the pillar of shame of the animal protection organization have completely ignored logic and only smeared.

"And he's super-incomprehensible! This guy should die single! Slugs are supposed to be mitotic!"

So vicious, really vicious! !Even when I'm still in a dizzy state, I can feel that kind of malice that almost hits my face!

I subconsciously asked, "So you know how to understand style?"

As a result, Dazai stiffened instantly when he heard the words, and answered me extremely nervously, "I definitely don't, I don't have time."

Then why are you so nervous...?

This question just turned around in my mind, and the other party sneakily posted it up, trying to divert my attention, "That kind of thing is nothing to worry about, should you take the medicine first?"

I pushed him away a little, and said in a bad mood, "Don't get so close, what should I do if I pass it on to you, wait for me, I seem to have thought of a very important part just now... what is it, ah, right, Did you mention your ideal type in your formula book? Use your memory to recite it to me?"

The other party instantly showed a painful and deformed expression, "Xiaoqi, actually..."

"Then let me recite it to you. Let me think about it. It seems to be the type of 'not asking too many questions'? Well, isn't it? I hope you can be an independent person like your answer, and 'Whether it is What kind of woman is sure to turn the other person into what she likes'? It's very arrogant, try telling me in my eyes?" I smiled softly.

Dazai, Dazai is about to break out in cold sweat, "Wait a minute, those are all words from Dazai Osamu who went to the Armed Detective Agency, what does it have to do with Dazai Osamu from Mafia at my port?!"