My baby tamer can't be the leader

In fact, I'm pretty well adapted to the fact that I can't contact Dazai for more than 5 minutes. After all, I'm not the clingy type. I prefer to be alone more often, but Dazai obviously doesn't think so.

He was extremely anxious, and he didn't even hide his dislike for this, "I hate things that are out of my control, at least not now..."

"What do you mean it shouldn't be now?" The tilt of the ship's hull wasn't too violent, and it could even be said that if it wasn't for the occasional dull sound of steel bars breaking, I wouldn't have realized what happened to the ship before.

According to Dazai, in order to avoid the leakage of news and avoid accidents, most of the tourists were gathered in the lobby on the first floor below the deck, where they waited for rescue.

But there's nothing I can do until help arrives, except to wait.

At this time, there was still some time before the first light of the sky, and only a weak emergency light source was on on the deck, and the stars in the sky were reflected in the sea, blurring the boundary between the sea and the sky.

He seemed to be stuck for some reason, "Because..."

This guy squeezed out two words and started to rub against me and act like a baby, trying to get away with it. To be honest, it's kind of scary when you think about it... This is Osamu Dazai!No matter which slaughter it is, it has the reputation of 'devil'.

Although I was forced to quickly accept this tragic fact, but...how could it be so easy to expose it so easily? !

Is there still a big difference between 'friends are like Osamu Dazai' and 'friends are Osamu Dazai'? !

And the leader is the one with the worst mental state even among all Dazai.

Just looking at the Zaike creature in front of me who is still maintaining a basic reserve on the surface, but is actually trying desperately to get into my arms, I can't help but fall into deep thought... Is this really the leader Zai? !In the original work, he is clearly self-aware, but in front of outsiders, his emotions and anger are invisible, his thoughts are difficult to distinguish, and the image of the ruthless leader is good? !

As a result, this guy seemed to have eyes on the back of his head, and answered me indifferently, "Those are not what I want, really, even playing with little slugs is more interesting than dealing with those idiots... But for the sake of efficiency, everything else has to give way, including my own personal preferences."

"Your personal preferences include when you went to the beach with me when you were young, because you were curious about what was in the hole on the beach, you reached into it without thinking, but you were caught by a crab and screamed." I squinted at him, "I don't think I've thought about it in this direction at all, and you must be the one to blame!"

"Hmm..." Dazai let me go for a while, and after a few seconds, he posted it without hesitation, "Curiosity is a quality that human beings should have~"

"You really don't get bored..." I was robbed by him right after I finished speaking, "How could I be bored! Rather, because I don't want to let go, I'm trying my best to restrain myself from jumping into the sea with Xiaoqi in my arms." Impulsive!"

"what are you talking about?!"

"Ah, I'm so desperate, why don't I just destroy the world."

"It doesn't have to be!" I completely made him speechless, kissed him on the corner of the eye, and asked him curiously, "So, this has something to do with why you came here, doesn't it?"

Dazai was silent for a moment, his eyes suddenly began to drift towards the sea.

...Wait, why is he so guilty? !

"Because I... am actually not sure what happened at that time." He showed a disappointed expression, "Although time is always linear for me, the time axis is not between the two worlds. So, for me, it is both 'my past' and 'my future', the only difference is that it is the 'unknown' that has already been doomed."

"Is that so?" I thought for a while and joked, "I thought it was because I saw you in a parallel world that you were so reluctant."

As a result, Dazai's complexion seemed to turn even worse!

"...I don't know, in fact, I'm not even sure about this." He suddenly reached out and groped the inside of his clothes, pulled out a gun from nowhere and handed it to me, holding me very seriously With his fingertips, he showed me how to open the safety of the gun, and said coldly, "The only thing I can confirm is that you should appear directly beside that 'me', plus some other arrangements... The "I" at that time probably couldn't react in such a short period of time. You just need to pull the trigger directly at his chest. A target as big as his chest within five meters will not be missed. "

"Don't be so cruel to yourself?!"

In the end, he showed a surprised expression, "It should be an honor to die at the hands of Xiaoqi, if that guy wasn't me, then he was really lucky and made people cry... Anyway, the last thing has to be solved How about giving him a ride from the beginning?"

Good distorted values? !And did he say something horrible as if nothing had happened? !

"Ah, are you worried that I won't be able to make a move? It's so easy to soften your heart, Xiaoqi, it's okay." Dazai hugged me, holding my cheek with one hand, and the stars rose brightly in that kite-colored pupil When he got up, the light and darkness overlapped, and even his expression began to look wrong, his tone was soft and soft, "Leave it to me, I can help you do it?"

"What does this have to do with being soft-hearted... Normal people wouldn't do that, right?!" I didn't understand what he meant, but pushed his hand away with my fingertips in a creepy way, "What do you mean you can help me?" do it?"

"Well, it's very simple." He said, "The deep consciousness of a person is a wonderful thing. As long as you implant a hint, you won't even realize what you have done, so you don't have to feel guilty."

"...?!?!" I took a deep breath, and for a moment I didn't know whether to be comforted by the fact that the former Dazai seemed to be quite restrained, or to stay away from him immediately... This is just brainwashing, saying It sounds so good, it's actually brainwashing!

"Don't be afraid of me?" He rubbed against me and complained like a reproach, "I wouldn't have done that without my consent."

"Who would agree?! No, who would a normal person use such a thing to ask for the consent of others?! And you haven't considered what to do if it is yourself??"

"Ah, that doesn't matter." He said indifferently, "I can use the book to anchor the current result... If that's me, it's just a reduction in the length of the painful and hopeless time for me, that's all. Is it an unquestionable good deed?"

"...Is it really so painful?" Just because I heard the seriousness behind Dazai's seemingly joking words, I was speechless for a moment, reached out and cupped his cheeks, brushed his eyelids with my fingertips, "Sorry, I couldn't be by your side when you were in the most pain."

"..." Dazai's pupils shrunk slightly, and at this moment, the impenetrable aura around him dissipated like dew in the sun, leaving only a bewildered dazed feeling left behind.

It was like a cat that had been abandoned once, shivering in a daze when faced with the approach of humans again, his long eyelashes trembled slightly, "There is no need to apologize for...the things you didn't do -"

I kissed his lips quickly and stopped his words.

It's just that the lips are touching, and the breath is full of the temperature of the sea breeze...but it's not cold as expected.

"I'm also apologizing to myself." I wrapped my arms around his neck, "I'm sorry for the time I missed... Since you want to pretend to be a lover so much, why don't you be a little lover conscious?"

As a result, this guy seemed to be in a daze for a moment, and answered me hesitantly, "There is nothing to regret, as you know, my past is lacklustre... As for the other 'Dazai Osamu', he is a complete jerk, the other I You can try to be patient for the time being, but if you are accosted by the other party and say you want to die for love, please be sure to draw your gun directly. If ordinary bullets are not safe enough, I can replace them with special bullets."

"Don't be so vicious to yourself?!" I was shocked, "It doesn't have to be like this!"

"No, this is just a reasonable method." Dazai became anxious again, "If that 'I' realizes the relationship between me and Xiaoqi, he will definitely try to intimidate you!"

"...how did you scare me?"

He froze quite visibly, "It's just..."

"State the facts with me?" I complained to him with empty eyes.

"How can you say that! It's too much!" Dazai hugged me very dissatisfied, "No return after sale?"

"Huh? What kind of overlord's clause is this? I haven't even checked it—" While pushing him back without thinking, I suddenly realized the ambiguity in this sentence, and immediately swallowed the ending sound back, innocently talking to that The kite eyes, which were gradually becoming dangerous, looked at each other for a moment.

"Speaking of it, you seem to have misunderstood me a lot, Xiaoqi? Do you want me to repeat them to you one by one?" He took my hand unhurriedly and put it directly on his waist.

The curves outlined by the close-fitting vest seem slender, but the touch is not as thin as imagined... Logically speaking, I should be shy at this moment, but in fact, he can't do anything now anyway. Best chance? !Don't be responsible!

Or to say that the essence of human beings is to die, I first withdrew my hand and motioned for Dazai to sit beside me, then simply sat on his lap in his darkening eyes, and started to touch things here and there He touched it, and curiously pulled the bandage that half-wrapped his Adam's apple with his fingertips.

The white Adam's apple trembled up and down, and he showed a face of humiliation, his voice was much deeper than usual, "Are you really not afraid that something will happen?"

"5 minutes." I reminded him kindly, and when he snorted softly and put his hand on my waist, I grabbed his wrist very confidently and put it back to his side. He frowned pretending to be distressed in his eyes, "I don't mind it, but if you mess up my clothes and don't know the time, if another you see it, you won't be angry, right? , Dazai?"

Dazai: "... :)"