My baby tamer can't be the leader

"Speaking of it." After I got used to the new high heels, I suddenly remembered my previous experience on the way, "The prisoner in the bomb case..."

I originally wanted to ask Dazai if he could use the system he fiddled with to send the goods back to the bureau, otherwise I would always feel a little uneasy...

Although I don't think he will know that I was involved in his arrest, but even if he goes on to attack my friend, I can't just sit back and watch.

What's more, although my three views are not so righteous, if it is easy to avoid the casualties of ordinary people, I am still willing to do it.

"Is he?" Dazai cast a glance in a certain direction, and said with a half-smile, "Don't worry, it just saves the process of pronouncing the sentence, and the result is the same, ah, and saves a little time?"

I was silent for a moment, and asked him under great pressure, "Although, can you be more tactful??"

"But it really has nothing to do with me." He sighed helplessly, "Although the control here is not as strict as in China, there are still very few 'talents' who can install precision bombs, so...it's easy to be stared at. It's normal too."

Since I couldn't figure out for a while whether he was "more tactful" according to my request or whether he really thought so, I could only make two hums to show that I believed it...probably.

I don’t think it’s to blame why I have such doubts, it’s because Dazai’s brain circuit is so different from normal people... He really will perform every punctuation mark according to the request from the moment he hears the request type……

Just when I was a little distracted, Dazai held my wrist as if he was not satisfied, and met my gaze with accusing eyes, "...why?"

"Xiaoqi, do you like drag racing?" He asked me slowly.

"...I don't like it!" It's okay if he didn't ask me, but when he asked, I immediately thought of Matsuda Jinpei's death car skills... At that time, I was really short of a hair from the PTSD of the vehicle distance!

This kind of art is still too advanced for me, and I still want to live another 500 years! !

"Wait, why did you suddenly ask this?" I asked suspiciously, "I rarely see you driving by yourself, are you going to tell me now do you still have this hobby?"

"Hmm... I played a lot in the past." Dazai sighed, a little nostalgia appeared between the delicate brows, "And because I played too crazy, I was... ah, let's say it's the teacher, right? He was severely punished."

I pondered for a moment, then asked cautiously, "Let me just make sure, you're not talking about bumper cars, are you?"

He froze for a moment, then stopped, raised his free hand and clenched a fist in front of his face, showing a somewhat forbearing expression... As a result, after about two seconds, he still couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing There was a sound.

Standing next to him, I choked speechlessly in the cold wind, especially when he laughed so hard that he almost bent down regardless of his image and didn't intend to let go of my hand, which made my hand almost trembling and numb.

As a result, this guy smiled and laughed as if he was not used to choking, and he refused to let go. I could only look at him with a foolish look and sighed. A hand patted his back to make him slow down.

But if it’s not to say that this guy will climb up the pole, I haven’t slapped it twice, Dazai put his chin on my shoulder, and I squeezed him twice, messing him up with a particularly anti-gravity soft black After sending out, he still refused to leave in a numb manner, and even continued to cough hypocritically while saying softly, "It's so uncomfortable, Xiaoqi let me stay for a while."

"..." I turned my face sideways speechlessly, and tried to pull him away by the back of his neck, but he usually looked squeamish, but now I couldn't pull him away...

Just when I began to doubt the fate of my life, he sneakily put another bracelet behind my back, buried his head in my collarbone and began to play dead.

Normally, I would shrink down and turn around, and even consider throwing him over the shoulder, but now I am still wearing high heels, so the degree of difficulty is much higher than usual...

"I'm going to kick you, let me go."

Dazai answered me in a particularly tragic tone, "Danna, is there something about me that makes you dissatisfied? Why are you so cruel to me?"

Yo, this kid is still playing with me?

Before I could say anything, he continued complaining, "I don't go home after work, but go out with other goblins and take others to drag racing. Is it because domestic flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers? Are you tired of playing?" me?"

My brain went blank for a moment, and when I came back to my senses, I just felt that I had used up all my speechless shares this year today!Now I just want to grab his collar and make him let go... I still have someone who cares about me on earth, I don't want to die! !

"God damn Jiahua, where did I come from, and what does it mean to take someone else to race?! Is that what I want?! And apologize to Officer Matsuda! Let me go! I'm going to call the police! "

"Ah, then I'll bring a signal jammer next time." Dazai pulled away a little reluctantly, but he still didn't intend to let go of his five fingers.

"Are you my wife Yuno?!" I hammered him once, pinched him uncomfortably, and let go of my hand reluctantly amidst his soft and weak cries of pain.

But he immediately leaned over again, put his shoulders on my shoulders, and said softly in a tone that wanted to rub his furry head against me, "That's not true, no matter how many parallel worlds there are, only you are meaningful to me."

"...the little prince this time?"

Dazai gave a low laugh, lowered his beautiful eyebrows as if remembering something, "—Just break down the crippled me, and take me away."

I heard the dissonance in his tone, and turned to him in confusion, "What?"

Dazai smiled, "This is the past, and it is also the future...it doesn't matter, one day, you will understand, Xiaoqi."

This guy was obviously dragging me to act half a minute ago, but now he is serious again as a riddle... To be honest, the elements of Dazai are too rich, right? !It's better to say that it's too rich and I can't bear it...

I was confused for a while, and suddenly thought of something that was not quite right, "Wait a minute, how do you know that I went out with Officer Matsuda before...? I should just talk to Yukina?"

He sighed helplessly, "It was my subordinate who happened to see it when he was out on duty that day... It's too much."

Too much you big headed ghost!This guy is really clingy!And although his rhetoric is reasonable... But his subordinates' attitude towards him doesn't look like they would chat with him like this every day?

But in order to prevent him from continuing to make trouble for me, I still held my forehead and sighed, without thinking too much, "Let me ask straight to the point, what exactly do you want?"

"Want to go drag racing with Xiaoqi?" Dazai answered me briskly, with a rare look of joy in the corners of his delicate eyes, "It will be very interesting, and I haven't tried it for a long time."

Seeing that the gate of the shopping mall was approaching, he temporarily stopped talking, raised his hand to open the door with impeccable grace, and whispered with a smile, "Please?"

"...You should let go first!" I didn't want to continue complaining about him anymore, but I just asked him very tiredly, "Why do you have to go racing with me, is it different for you to go by yourself...I refuse!"

"But..." Dazai turned his head slightly, frowned, and answered me with a bit of distress, "As long as I think of Xiaoqi doing things with others that she didn't do with me, I will be very unhappy."

I was silent for a moment, and looked at him with incomprehensible eyes, "Then I used to go to the bathroom hand in hand with my friends in high school, and you actually wanted to go to the women's bathroom hand in hand with me a long time ago?"

"...No, this is still..." He hesitated for a moment, then suddenly sighed, "I still won't restrict you when you have sex with the same sex, it hasn't reached that level yet...I will try my best to control myself."

what are you talking about? !

After bursts of suffocation, I clenched my fists with twitching veins on my forehead, "You are so understanding, Dazai...do you dare to limit it to one try? If I don't notice it, I can ignore you, but if you If you dare to go too far—"

He held my hand and tightened it for a moment, and there was a dark current in those iris-colored eyes, like the aggression that was forcibly suppressed, and also like some kind of excited expectation... like staring at the weakness of the prey , is examining whether the opponent's actions are just a bluffing hunter.

"Let's die together." I said coldly, "I will put your information on the dating website together."

Dazai's eyes froze for a while, and he answered me very sincerely, "This threat is really terrible... I haven't actually done that before, are you kidding me? I just want to be fair?"

The problem is that he didn't mean to be joking at all just now!It's better to say that he is completely serious!

"Hehe." I smiled very understandingly, "What other extravagance do you have if you can still talk to me alive and well? Another person was almost knocked down by me on the way and sent to the police station N It's a day trip... You give me almost a little! If you dare to push an inch, you come to my house on vacation and sleep with my dog! I will glue the keyhole in the guest room and seal it!!"