My baby tamer can't be the leader

To be honest, before I actually saw the legendary hard tofu, I really never thought that one day I would see the scene where the fork was jumped by the tofu...

It's outrageous!

Dazai was lying on the table next to me, watching with inexplicable interest as I poked the almost undamaged block of tofu. If I didn't know his nature well, I might want to touch his head and stare at it. Looking at his fluffy head over here.

"By the way, what about a cat my age?" I put down the fork with lingering fear, and began to change the subject.

"Ah, it's not perfect yet, so I probably won't be able to come out in a short time." He squinted his eyes, unable to hide the smug look on his face, "How about it, is it really hard? It can definitely knock your teeth Bad hardness~"

I did notice Dazai's strange words, but he just kept blinking at me, trying to urge me to take a sip with his eyes that wanted to urge me but didn't dare to make a sound... Damn, I'm not Planted steel teeth, I am also afraid that my teeth will be broken!

"Let me just ask... do you have a chainsaw at home?"

"Huh? It's just tofu, it's not that exaggerated."

Who is exaggerating?

I was speechless for a moment, got up and went to the kitchen to get a kitchen knife for chopping bones. With the spirit of Yugong Yishan, I reluctantly divided the big piece of tofu into several irregular pieces, and licked one of them with the eyes of death.

... To be honest, the taste is quite good, maybe it can be used as a new snack such as tofu candy... If you ignore its hardness and ignore the fact that this thing is tofu.

"Is it delicious?" The black humanoid cat lay down on its stomach. While wrapping bandages around his left eye, he boasted, "This is my favorite dish."

"Tofu has a strong flavor, more like that kind of hard candy than tofu." I thought for a while, "Have you ever seen the hardest candy in the world...you can't bite but can only lick it, but People's that is still very reasonable, you are completely anti-physics!"

Dazai snorted softly, his hands kept moving, "Exclusive secret recipe~"

I was just about to ask him why he was in such a good mood, when I saw him leaning over while pressing the bandage, "press it for me?"

"Then how do you usually tie it..." I raised my hand to press his head, feeling the soft touch under my hand, and couldn't help sighing, "With all the effort you put into bandaging every day, I think I can not only After putting on makeup, even the contact lenses are ready.”

As a result, just when I was distracted, this guy rubbed my palm, turned his head and gave me a sweet "meow".

...I'm not saying, is this guy too good at it... The problem is these routines... Are women so powerful? ?

I let my eyes go blank for a few seconds, and couldn't help but sigh while withdrawing my hand, "Are you so happy?"

"Ah." Dazai finished his performance, regained his usual smiling expression, and answered me softly with slightly drooping eyelashes, "In my...at the beginning, I never felt that sharing was something that would make people feel uncomfortable. I felt happy, but when I realized it later, I was alone from the beginning to the end... until the miracle really appeared before my eyes."

"...Have you been here for more than four years from the beginning to the end?"

As a result, he gave a soft "huh" instead, as if he was surprised for a moment before realizing that what I said was referring to the time before he and I met, "From that time on, is it true?"

"Then when do you want to start counting?" I picked up the bag, and while Dazai was thinking about something to say, I quickly picked up a piece of tofu of a moderate size with new chopsticks, and stuffed it into the bag. Put it into his mouth, and clapped his hands with a smile, "Don't spit it out, you don't think I forgot what you did just now! Eat it up! Don't open your mouth until you finish eating!"

The other party looked at me extremely wronged, grabbed the corner of my clothes, and really stopped talking.

After class in the afternoon, I finally kicked away this guy who has reached a new level of clinginess. During the period, he beat me up and scolded me. like a little bit.

I replied very genially that if that was the case, I would have put the bandages on him to practical use...yes, medical use.

But the problem is, logically speaking, after solving Dazai's problem for a short time, I can finally get out of the tense and exciting daily life... Wait, when I met criminals every day before, I didn't seem to be as nervous as these two days I have been stimulated (psychologically), and looking back now, it seems that all the things I left behind were all deducted from me by Dazai!

Seriously, if I hadn't had to go to class every day, I would have almost forgotten that my job is to go to school, not to decipher the network of the target person... I thought about it, if I didn't have a detective license, maybe it would be based on me With Dazai's experience, next year I can directly become the brightest rising star in the detective industry...

In case the financial industry is in a downturn in the future, I might as well switch careers to become a private detective... Thank you Dazai for making me realize the diversity of my future. If I really get hired as a private detective, then I will definitely publish it first when I hit him in the future After the thank you speech, I will hammer him...

It's just that these thoughts just flashed in my mind at this moment, and they were reflected in front of my eyes like a revolving lantern, and then they were submerged under stronger stimulation in an instant... So, why? , What the hell am I sitting in the car of an active police officer and racing with him? ! ? !What the fuck is downtown? !

Let me replay, I'm pretty sure I just wanted to go to a convenience store near the school to buy some breakfast for tomorrow after class, and I happened to meet Matsuda Jinpei who had just finished his mission and was finally free to buy a pack of cigarettes , I chatted with the other party casually... It's been normal until here!

The turning point of the incident was that he quite frankly invited me to ask my friend who is a trainee police officer to go to the izakaya for a drink together, which is also a way to express his gratitude... A while ago he was in the I was busy with the follow-up of the incident, so I was a little free in the past two days.

Although I get a headache when I hear the word alcohol, but when I think of Dazai, my head hurts even more.

Not to mention drinking, as long as he can keep a distance from me now, I am willing to wrestle with Godzilla!

But out of luck, I still asked him, with little hope, if I could just drink juice without alcohol.

The other party didn't say much, just raised his eyebrows and teased me that my idea of ​​a healthy life is completely standardized and can be included in a textbook.

...It’s not actually a healthy life. The main reason is that I’m already scared of drinking. I don’t pretend to be able to drink any more. Although Dazai doesn’t have the aftereffects of alcoholism at all, I actually drank a lot last night. He I drank twice as much!It's just that the reason doesn't need to be said...

"Then let's go, but I came out in a car, huh, if you are seen driving a bus to do private business, Officer Megure will have a headache." Matsuda Zhenping rubbed his forehead with his hands, The cigarette that had been snuffed out when I first saw me was thrown into the trash can, "Take you to the police car again?"

"It's better not to have too much of this kind of experience." I complained, got in the car, and asked him about the follow-up of that case.

He started the car and answered me with a relaxed attitude, "Actually, it's not really a follow-up. After the prisoner is caught, the rest of the case is to investigate the remaining bombs... ...Well, in short, no accidents is the best result."

"Indeed." I hesitated for a moment, and asked him in a low voice, "Officer Matsuda—although it may be presumptuous to ask this way, but this answer is quite important to me..."

Matsuda Jinpei glanced at me in the rearview mirror, "You saved my life, if you have any questions, just tell me."

"I mean, in the Ferris wheel...why did you make such a decision?" I lowered my eyes and unconsciously tugged at the belt, "There are really things in this world that are more important than your own life Is it? I... have never been able to understand such a thought?"

"You don't need to understand, you're right." Matsuda Jinpei answered me without hesitation, "If it comes to a time when you all need to have this kind of thinking, then we have failed too."

"Ah, that's not what I meant..." After I touched the slightly cold book cover inside the bag with my fingertips, I hesitated for a moment, and asked him softly, "Then let me change the way I ask, what if I gave my life for someone?" ' or 'carrying on someone's life and continuing to live', which one is more difficult for Officer Matsuda?"

He didn't answer me directly now, but continued to drive for a while without making a sound. After a long time, he said in a low voice, "There is no so-called correct answer to this question, but if you want me to answer it, I will answer it." I think it's the latter."

"Take someone's life on your shoulders or something..." I sighed, took out the book, put it on my lap and stared at it for a moment.

Bungo Stray Dog Beast, the leader Osamu Dazai.

...Are you trying to tell me that you are the same person as him?

I can't even do the former, shouldering other people's lives or something... it really will give me problems.

It's just that this kind of emotion didn't last for a long time-but it's a pity that it's not because I have better psychological adjustment ability, but because the walkie-talkie at Matsuda Jinpei's hand rang.Then came a male voice full of anger, "Matsuda, where are you now? Just now when other police officers were escorting the prisoner of the previous bomb case to stand trial, someone took advantage of their unpreparedness and pulled the prisoner into a roadside car and fled! "

Matsuda Jinpei immediately reported his location, and the other party passed him a satellite positioning without saying a word. He didn't avoid me, so I glanced curiously.

The other party is only a few kilometers away from him, and judging from the direction of travel, if the speed of the vehicle is sufficient, he can intercept the prisoner in advance... The premise is that he can't slow down in the middle, that is, if he puts me down first If you go after the criminal again, it is very likely that the other party will escape smoothly.

Before he could say anything, I immediately put on the seat belt tactfully, put away the books on my lap, and pulled the handle of the roof, and said righteously, "Don't worry about me, since there is an emergency, I'm fine. There is no other way... It is more important to catch the prisoner."

As a result, the other party unceremoniously stepped on the gas pedal, and then came the revolving door just now...

I'm indeed the type who can't yell out when I'm terrified... What if it affects his performance? !This time, his eyes just widened, and he didn't even dare to pant to watch the other party continuously overtaking in a zigzag on the streets of the busy city, drifting and turning all the way.

Are police officers like this these days?Not only can he defuse bombs, but he can also drag racing! !Or is it that the drainage canal has turned a corner and the street is rotten? !The performance of the initial D is still too reserved!

But even though Matsuda Jinpei was about to drive the car out of the car, he still didn't expect how crazy the guys who robbed people were.

The other party didn't even care that he was in the downtown area. When we were still some distance away from them, he rolled down the window of the car, blew the tires of several nearby cars with a pistol, and forcibly blocked the intersection.

Matsuda Jinpei stepped on the emergency brake the moment he saw that the opponent had a gun. He stared at the taillights of the opponent's far away car with a rather uneasy expression for a moment, and exhaled softly, "Wrap you in I'm really sorry for such a dangerous thing, tsk, Officer Mu Mu has a headache now."

I just caught my breath right now, "Damn...! Your driving skills are too exaggerated... Is that a revolving door?! It's a revolving door!"

After a while, I reluctantly said, "I can't blame you for this sudden incident. Anyway, let me get out of the car first...?"

"...Are you okay now?" Fortunately, Matsuda Jinpei seemed to have a little self-consciousness, he hesitated for a moment, "Why don't I take you to a nearby store to relax, I can't help it now If you chase after him directly, you still have to meet up with other people first."

"...Then please."