My baby tamer can't be the leader

I struggled for a while in the convenience store, and finally picked two small rice balls, picked out a bottle of coffee for myself and a bottle of milk for Dazai along the way.

He seems to prefer clear coffee... But in his words, it's just for refreshment, not for taste.

Anyway, I think that on the premise that I don’t like clear coffee, it’s a ruthless person who can use clear coffee to refresh myself... Personally, I definitely belong to the type of person who would rather put balm on the forehead than drink clear coffee type.

Anyway, apart from drinking clear coffee in consideration of functionality, he has never asked for beverages, which is easy to feed, so I picked the one with the highest nutritional value.

When I went upstairs with my breakfast and handed him Dazai's share, I subconsciously glanced at the screen on his laptop, and after seeing a densely packed document, I casually asked ,"What are you looking at?"

"Ah...it's just an ordinary transaction." He cast his eyes on the rice ball I stuffed into his arms, sighed, and resigned himself to his fate before I urged him to eat it in small bites.

...How to put it, it's really, quite girly.

Seeing that he was sitting on the sofa with his laptop computer in his arms to deal with business, and the desktop computer on the desk was empty, I got into his office chair with ease, took out the external hard disk from the drawer next to it, and picked it up. to the computer.

Dazai's office address when he first started his business is not here. At that time, the chair in his office was the kind of boss chair that made people feel pain in the buttocks. I pushed him off the computer desk in order to play games. Several times, and then I was suspicious of life, and after playing the game, my shoulders and waist were all sore, I finally couldn't hold back, and threw the broken chair that was useless except expensive.

Instead, I stuffed him with a top-end ergonomic engineering chair in his office, which is very cool for playing games...Of course I can't say that!The excuse I used at that time seemed to be... worried that Dazai's spine would not be able to bear it if he sat for a long time?

As a result, he looked at me subtly for a while, and suggested hesitantly, "Would Xiaoqi want to exercise? It might not just be a problem with the chair...Of course, I was just saying it might be possible?"

Of course I know that I have a little, really only a little... er, lack of exercise... But I said a long time ago that I am a lazy dog, basically the type that can lie down but can't sit, this requirement For me, the difficulty is basically the same as asking me to climb Mount Kilimanjaro overnight. Anyway, it is something that is impossible to happen. Fifty steps are laughable.

In order to let Dazai deeply understand that this matter is not feasible at all, I answered him very tactfully, "If you can promise me to stay up late for at most two days a week, and no later than two o'clock in the morning each time, I will go to exercise." .”

In short, looking at him now, he can understand that this proposal will definitely not come to fruition in the end. Anyway, after changing the chair, my experience of playing games with a controller in a wide chair is at least eight levels higher than before.

Later, after he moved his office here, he reproduced the original office almost intact... He really misses it unexpectedly in some places.

Dazai dragged a spare chair from the side, and sat beside me silently, continuing to type on the keyboard of the laptop.

Since I deeply understand that double-tasking is just a trivial matter for him, if he wants, he can even bite a pen in his mouth, and then draw a square with his left hand and a circle with his right hand at the same time, and draw a five-pointed star in the middle... So if I am playing a game Sometimes when I encounter a trap that needs to be solved with my brain, such as Hua Rongdao, I don’t know if it is anti-human, but it is definitely against me, I will ask Dazai to help me solve it...

To be honest, sometimes I really have reasonable doubts about how this guy's brain grows, but as long as he can spend more time on professional knowledge, I think he has the hope of being the youngest Nobel Prize winner world record for...

It's a pity that he has no intention of it at all, and I can't force the bull's head to drink water... Actually, it's not impossible, but I care more about his own thoughts than other people's opinions.

I'm not going to force someone I care about to do something he or she doesn't like, even if it might be good for them... then I'm more inclined to do it in a softer way, or simply by offering small deals To achieve my own goals, instead of standing on the moral high ground and forcing the other party to dance according to my will.

...After all, I am a typical example of not being kidnapped without morality. How could I use other noble moral standards to demand my friends!

Although it is said that you should stay away from hypocritical people like me when there is thunder, but in terms of priority, I think you should stay away from the kind of people who can't do it themselves but will point fingers at others!After all, there is still a big difference between the Nine Layers of Thunder Tribulation and Kongxiang!

It may be because I was distracted while playing the game, and soon the protagonist on my screen was beaten to the brink of death several times by mobs, and I was so scared that I immediately pressed the controller frantically, which barely saved the situation.

"Damn it, I also want to learn how to use two things at once!"

Dazai turned his face sideways, looked at my screen, and showed a slightly distressed look, "Does Xiaoqi want to learn? But it's very difficult to learn..."

I was stunned now, "I thought you would tell me that this is also natural?"

Just like this guy's almost terrifying analytical ability, I really want to learn it, but the problem is that, on the one hand, even an agent who has been professionally trained for more than ten years may not be as fast as Dazai in this aspect. I'm just narcissistic and not crazy... On the other hand, I always feel that if this skill is mastered to the extreme, it will be easy to be depressed...

Dazai is world-weary enough, he doesn't need me anymore!And it’s a big deal if I just ask him directly!

But it’s different to focus on two things. After all, I’m not a giant baby. It’s impossible for Dazai to do everything for me. If I learn it, can I write papers at the end of the semester, fish while I go to work, and be happy Boundless...

Seriously, when I think about it this way, I have given up too many things for my own integrity and lower limit...

"Ah, it's possible in theory." He considered it for a while, "I have tried to teach it to my...subordinates before, but the success rate is very low, and it requires a certain amount of pressure."

"Like?"

"... For example, if you fail to complete it, you may be fired?"

I didn't even realize what Dazai meant by 'expulsion', but in fact, just from the literal meaning, I already thought he was quite Spartan, "Wow, this is too strict, right? But I feel that even if this is the case, it will be difficult for me to do it..."

Dazai was silent for a while, then sighed again, "Indeed, the final result didn't quite satisfy me, so I gave up this idea later... Xiaoqi doesn't have to force herself."

"Is there not a single successful case?" I didn't give up and continued to ask.

"Yes, yes, I am not able to multitask right from the beginning?" Dazai couldn't help smiling when he saw my shocked expression, "I'm really happy that you can trust me so much, but Even if you have this kind of talent, if you don't have the corresponding demand, you can't use it, right?"

"Then how did you do it? Let me try too?"

He hid the smile on his lips and stared at me for a moment with rather complicated eyes. Just when I realized that the atmosphere at the moment was a bit too strange and wanted to look away, he finally spoke, "There are indeed some things that I will do at all costs... because I have no choice, and I don't need other choices, just as right and wrong mean nothing to me, and I don't care What's at the end of the road."

"However, Xiaoqi, you still have a lot of time, a lot of opportunities, and a lot of choices. You don't need to force yourself like this. You just need to do what you want to do."

I pinched the handle somewhat at a loss. Before I could clear my mind, Dazai suddenly took the handle in my hand and saved the game character who was about to die because of my distraction again.

"No matter what your choice is, I will remove all obstacles that may hinder you." He lowered his eyes and calmly said something that made my spine feel a little chilly, "Just like this time. "

Well, what a terrifying speech!

To be honest, if he is really my parent, I always feel that under this level of doting, let alone say that the three views are normal, I think it would be good if I can talk like a human being...

So, I didn't feel that Dazai was wearing clothes from a long time ago, because he is fundamentally different from that Dazai!Whether it is based on the Spartan attitude of Hei Shizai or the leader Zai towards his apprentices, not to mention that it has nothing to do with doting, it can only be said that it is the opposite...

Just when I was thinking wildly, Dazai suddenly hummed, and then without waiting for me to speak, he directly turned the computer screen to me, and took the game in my hand again by the way.

So... um, really spoiling... I'm not just six years old this year, am I? ?

After staying with him for a long time, I always have the illusion that if he is not afraid that I will whip him, he might want to feed me...it must be an illusion, right? ?Please, it must be! !This is too much! !No male mothers! !

I calmed down and cast my eyes on the computer screen, only to see the real-time news displayed on it. The title is [Unexplained explosions in many places suddenly, the police have issued a notice, I hope the public should pay attention to safety and try not to go to crowded places. local activities. 】

"This can't be—" I held my breath subconsciously, "The one in the hospital?"

"Ah." Dazai replied with a half-smile, "It seems that some people can't bear it anymore."

He said, and casually glanced at the time displayed on the computer screen, "It's about the same as I expected. It shouldn't be long before you can see the result."