My baby tamer can't be the leader

In short, life should be lived. Although I got the answer I wanted, is there any difference between the answer and not getting it... I have always maintained a pessimistic attitude towards all the promises that are not on paper, although Dazai is in my reputation. Well documented, but the essence of venture capital is to never put all your eggs in one basket!

What's more, if it is recursive according to the result theory, then nothing happened yesterday, and it can be concluded that I can continue to do whatever I like. The logic is self-consistent to the point where I shout that I am worthy of me.

But I'm not in a rush to end my singleness at the moment... so it doesn't matter, let it be.

Just when I made up my mind to sweep all these messy thoughts into the trash can and concentrate on the work at hand, a classmate with a better relationship with me suddenly poked me on the line.

I looked away from the computer screen in the company, and looked down at the message sent by the other party. It roughly said that a mutual friend of ours was sick and hospitalized in the past two days, and asked Dazai and me if we wanted to go and see other side.

Of course, this friend is talking about me. Dazai's relationship with others... is rather weird, but I can't understand it anyway... and I think normal people can't understand it...

She would ask me if I wanted to call Dazai just because the unlucky little guy who was admitted to the hospital was also an international student like us.

Although I get along well with my friends here, during the first period of time when I first came here, the international students took care of each other a lot. We also have frequent contact with each other, like sick visits, we will go together if we can... After all, it is a foreign country.

I calculated the remaining workload and thought it would be no problem to finish work at the normal off-duty time, so I sent a text message to Dazai, briefly explained the matter to him, and incidentally said that I would visit the hospital in the afternoon Go to a friend and ask him if he wants to go with him.

He said hello back and asked me if I needed him to pick me up.

Naturally, I couldn't help it, and when the work was over, I slipped away from my work station and got into the car that was already waiting downstairs.

"Huh, I'm so tired." I huddled in the back seat and lazily let out a hello, "There are still a few days left for the next vacation, it's really difficult."

"Is the task heavy?" Dazai turned his head to look at me.

I seriously doubt that if my answer is "yes", this guy may use the mentality of "Oh my god, my child is so wronged, how can such a small child eat by himself, let mother feed you" to help me solve everything Fall... How should I put it, the mood is quite complicated... I really can't call him mother...

Although I am indeed a lazy dog, at least I must have the ability to live independently!If I want to be raised as a rice bug, why should I travel all the way abroad? !Even salted fish have to learn to turn over by themselves, okay?

"Not really, I just said it casually." I muttered and looked at the dim sky outside the window, and sighed helplessly, "Really, I don't even dare to go out after dark now, I dare say that even the residents of Yokohama in Fuminori are not as excited as I have been in these two days!"

Dazai seemed to be in a daze, and after a groan, he answered me with some hesitation, "If you mean after Mr. Mori got the license to operate with special abilities, it should be?"

"You are quite optimistic about him. Speaking of this," I became a little curious now, "Do you think Osamu Dazai hates Mori Ogai?"

He didn't answer me immediately, but after a brief silence, he asked softly, "Xiaoqi, what do you think?"

I actually wanted to answer him, how the hell can I understand Hei Ni’s thoughts, I’m pretty normal, but then I thought about it, Dazai has helped me several times in the past few days, I can’t continue to diss his idol with revenge ...at least for a few days!

Out of this consideration, I thought carefully for a moment, "I'm not him himself, so I can't understand his thoughts, but if you look at this story from the perspective of an outsider... without Mori Ogai, Dazai Osamu would not have met Let’s go to Oda Sakunosuke and Sakaguchi Ango, it’s like... success is Xiao He, defeat is Xiao He?"

"Smart people like him must know this clearly, so the leader of the Beast line, Zai, didn't kill Mori Ogai... It's unexpectedly very human, Mr. Leader, if it were me, even though I experienced I am not responsible for all this, but I have to let Mori Ogai clean the toilets of Mafia, the port of Mafia for four years!"

Dazai's slightly melancholy expression disappeared immediately, and he even burst out laughing, "You're right, he didn't think about it."

"But it's still too dangerous to keep someone like Mr. Mori around." He shook his head with some regret, "Although for the hope of regaining the port of Mafia from... Dazai Osamu, the former leader will definitely work hard What about it~"

"Is it my delusion, I always feel that you have great malice towards Mori Ogai..." I squinted and complained, "I told you not to get too involved, whoever you follow can't learn well—"

"Oh?" Dazai blinked innocently, "Then who do you want me to learn from?"

It was obviously just an ordinary interrogative sentence, but I abruptly read some inexplicable gnashing of teeth, but because the feeling was fleeting, I just took it as an illusion in a daze, and answered ignorantly Dazai, "If you have to say it, Nakahara Chuya has a good personality, right?"

The expression on his face obviously froze for a moment, and he sneered as if he couldn't hold back, "Can a violent man be considered a good character?"

I pondered for a moment, "Yeah, it's already pretty good. If I were to change my position in Chuya, I would send Osamu Dazai to the hospital three times a day because I was eating vegetarian food and reciting Buddha's name. It is true to be dedicated to goodness."

"..." Dazai hesitantly looked forward to me like a wronged cat, "Xiaoqi, it's too much..."

That's right, I was telling myself 2 minutes ago not to diss his idol!

As soon as I thought of this, I immediately made amends in a hurry, "But Osamu Dazai looks good. If it were me, I would definitely be reluctant!"

"Which one are you talking about?" He asked me pitifully again.

I thought about it for a while before realizing that he was asking me which Dazai Osamu I think looks the best... Isn't this all the same person? !

But seeing Dazai insisting on telling me why, I reluctantly thought about it, "Then...then, sir."

Although the guy didn't say anything, he was visibly excited, and even the curl of his hair was adorned with a sense of lightness, "Really? Why?"

I didn't dare to tell him it's because the leader Zai looks very delicate, at least not like the other two. I feel that if I meet him, I won't be able to run away... Of course the fuck is going to run away. I met in reality. Doesn't this kind of black mud monster run away and wait for someone to eat? ?

"Because... I'm a suit lover?"

"So is Osamu Dazai from the Age of Darkness? And the clothes are easy to change, right?"

Me: "...Forget it, it's because the boss has the highest income!"

"Well..." He frowned, and continued to be serious with me, "But—"

"Why do you want to be a cadre's wife when you can be a leader's wife?" I quickly said, "Okay, let me expose this topic! Expose! Get out of the car soon! Don't let the driver stop at the gate, okay?"

Dazai was obviously pushed out of the car reluctantly by me, his kite-colored eyes were looking at me accusingly, he looked at me a little guilty for a second, and then he straightened up, "You Look at the big differences between these three, Osamu Dazai of the Black Age will sooner or later jump to an armed detective agency and become a pauper, there is nothing to worry about~"

"But." He tilted his head, "The leader Osamu Dazai also came from the era of darkness, right? There are no people without a past in this world, Xiaoqi."

The smug smile on my face suddenly froze in mid-air, "Gah, that's right... no, I was confused by you, so this is the exact same person! What are you struggling with?!"

He lowered his eyes and smiled as if he was nostalgic, "Well, it's just a joke, don't worry about it."

Now I couldn't help giving him a blank look, "Let's go, by the way, go to the convenience store next door and buy a fruit basket for that unlucky guy."

"There's no need for that." Dazai walked up to me slowly, and handed me a small black box, "I've asked my subordinates to deliver the condolence gift before."

I opened it with a blank face, and found that it was a small box full of candies.

"Why did you give me this...?"

"Hmm." He pondered solemnly for a moment, "Is this a sympathy gift for the little unlucky guy?"

"I'm not usually so unlucky." With a fever on my face, I closed the box embarrassingly, "Why are you still rushing ahead of me... Obviously I should see you off?"

Dazai smiled, "I'll be happier if you spend the time picking out gifts to accompany me?"

Yeah, it's starting again, isn't it?

I took a long look at it with some vicissitudes, forget it, I'm used to it anyway.

"Let's go, don't make others wait too long." Saying so, I simply dragged Dazai to the hospital gate.

Even on weekday evenings, there are still people coming and going in the hospital. I don't really hate the smell of disinfectant in the hospital, but seeing Dazai frowned subconsciously, I asked him in a low voice, "Do you not like this?" Does it smell? Do you want to..."

"Ah, that's not..." He denied, "It's just that this taste reminds me of some not-so-pleasant experiences."

I thought for a moment, then took the bag behind my back and looked through it, and found a bottle of perfume that I didn't use very much.

Although generally speaking, perfume cannot be sprayed directly on the body, but this is a hospital where people come and go after all, so I can only spray a little on the clothes as a compromise.

...As for why I didn't spray it on Dazai, of course I wear a female fragrance!It's weird to spray on him!

"Try to get closer to me, will it be better?" When I turned my head and asked him like this, he seemed to have never expected that I would do this, his eyes widened blankly, and cats were written all over his face. The cat looked at me confused.

I was a little speechless and simply pulled him closer manually, and decisively told him to shut up when he said "ah?", and successfully got a big cat who was forced to stick to me...

It's so outrageous, how did this person's brain circuit grow? !