My baby tamer can't be the leader

When we were sitting at the dining table and Edogawa Conan mentioned Dazai to me for the nth time, I finally felt something was wrong.

Why does it feel like he wants to check Dazai's household registration book...?

Thinking of this, I took out my phone with a blank expression, and secretly sent him a message to ask what was going on.

【Dazai: I see. 】

As a result, he didn't continue after he finished speaking, and he replied to me after a while.

【Dazai: Did he trouble you? 】

What a delicate question!

【Me: No... I'm just a little surprised why he's so interested in you. 】

【Dazai: Hmm...maybe it's because of the detective's sensitivity ('ω')? 】

Yes, this guy still likes to post facial expressions, so much so that when I was in high school, I suspected that he was the real JK, and I was just a rough guy...

【I:? ? 】

【Dazai: If you think he is annoying, you can whisper 'Kudo Shinichi' to him. 】

【Dazai: When he reacts and asks why you said that, you can just tell him that I asked you to say it. 】

How should I put it, I always feel that this guy is hiding something from me again... But what can I do, I can't just forgive him.

Over there, Edogawa Conan was still using Suzuki Sonoko to pull Mao Lilan to discuss which boy he just met was the most handsome, and asked me quietly, "So you have known that brother for a long time?"

"It's not very long." I said modestly, "It's only a few years behind my age."

"Is that so? It's been a long time." He smiled dryly with empty eyes, "Then, why didn't he form a club with you?"

I was stunned for a moment before I realized what he was talking about should be the debating club.

Mao Lilan and Suzuki Sonoko, who were sitting across from us, also stopped to communicate.

"Conan, why do you care so much about senior sister's friends?" Suzuki Sonoko poked Edogawa Conan curiously, "You've been pestering senior sister all the way."

"Ah, this is because..." Edogawa Conan waved his hands again and again, scratching his head and replied, "I heard Officer Matsuda say, say... that, yes, he looks mysterious or something, just a little curious! "

"Will that police officer Matsuda still talk about people behind his back? It doesn't look like it?" Suzuki Sonoko was puzzled for a while, then turned his head and looked at me with shining eyes, "Sister, just tell me Well~"

This classmate, you can hardly write the word gossip on your face!

"What are you talking about, why didn't he join me in a club?" I twitched the corners of my mouth in embarrassment, "It's not impossible to say that, when I just came here as a freshman, although I have passed the language test, my daily My spoken English is not very good, so I thought of fighting poison with poison and ran to join the debate club... Now that I think about it, although I can’t say I regret it, I was indeed a bit reckless at that meeting.”

I paused, and added with some reluctance, "But his Japanese has always been very good. If he was watching me, I would feel ashamed, so I didn't let him come with me."

In fact, there are many other reasons, such as the all-round psychological, environmental and habitual pressures caused by studying abroad... Also, what, the failure of the trial, which caused me to always be autistic and very eager to prove myself , Otherwise, I wouldn't have a hot head and choose the most difficult path on my own.

"Oh? Senior sister, are you not Japanese?" Mao Lilan recalled in surprise, "I can't tell at all..."

"Yes, my mother tongue is Chinese." I said triumphantly, "Fighting poison with poison is still very effective, right? The guy you just met and I scolded each other... Cough, friendly exchange of opinions and opinions exchanged for a year After a long time, she was finally convinced!"

"Amazing……"

"Then that brother is also the same as you, isn't he Japanese?" Edogawa Conan asked me eagerly.

Why the hell did you switch the topic back again!And why are you so interested in him? !

Seeing that I don't do anything else, maybe I will really be forced to talk about Dazai all afternoon, I can only sneer in my heart, don't blame me for being unrighteous, kid, and then waved to him, motioning him to come over, Read the name to him.

As soon as my words fell, the dead child immediately showed a face of shocking pupils, and after a long while, he pretended to be stupid and asked me, "Why did my sister suddenly mention brother Xinyi? Do you know him too?"

Good guy, didn't Dazai hit all of them again?

I rubbed my forehead tiredly, "I don't know, Dazai asked me to tell you, oh, that's what you've been asking me all the time."

Mao Lilan may have heard what I said, and asked me subconsciously, "Dazai...? Senior sister, is your friend an admirer of Mr. Dazai?"

"..." How should I explain to her that this Dazai is not that Dazai?

Since I really don't want to talk to the high school student Dazai's Two-dimensional fanaticism, I'm afraid it will bring them down too, so I just vaguely responded, "Maybe, anyway, he likes to let me call him that, and then others will call him that." Follow me, if you are not used to it, you can do whatever you want, he doesn't care about it."

Suzuki Sonoko's focus was straightforward, "What, is he a handsome guy? A childhood sweetheart?"

Me: "...Yes, both of them."

"Aren't you the same as Xiaolan and that great detective? Did he confess to you? How long have you been together?"

I sighed, took the drink on the table and took a sip for myself, "No, we are just friends."

Perhaps because they saw that I was not in high spirits, the two of them thoughtfully did not pursue further questions, and simply ended the day's itinerary after eating and drinking enough.

Although Edogawa Conan obviously wanted to ask me something else on the way, but every time he opened his mouth, he was interrupted by Mao Lilan and Suzuki Sonoko in turn, and in the end he just kept stuffing his mouth with food , making him speechless.

Finally, when we said goodbye, Mao Lilan apologized to me in private, "I'm sorry, Yuanzi didn't mean it..."

I feel that they may have misunderstood something again, but the way I get along with Dazai is really strange, so strange that even if I am the person involved, I would say it’s weird, so I just answered her that I wouldn’t If you mind, say goodbye to them.

When I got back to the dormitory, Yuina Miyazaki, who was happily applying a mask, glanced up at me and asked me in surprise, "What's wrong with you? You're so frustrated that your confession was rejected? Did you call the police?"

"Huh? Is there any logical relationship between your preceding and following sentences?"

"Of course there is." She said confidently, "Aren't you the type who would become angry and beat the other party into a third-level disability after being rejected?"

"Who would do that! Isn't Dazai still fine!"

"??? Wait a moment." She was silent for a moment, then suddenly raised her hand to pinch herself, and said in horror, "What should I do, Xiaoqi, I seem to be hallucinating!"

My face was as black as the bottom of a pot in an instant, and after giving her a vicious glance with the eye knife, I climbed onto the bed sullenly, "Anyway, that's it! I can't take it anymore, I must speak out! Dazai, you stinking idiot, you are blind !"

Yuina Miyazaki crawled out of bed, ran to the head of my bed, and looked at me with eyes like the sky falling, "Fuck, the cp I'm eating is actually BE?! When did you say that, my family knows Do you want a sharpened sword?"

"...What are you talking about!" I said speechlessly, "It was a long time ago, almost a year or two."

Her face changed again and again, and finally she couldn't help asking me, "You didn't tell me what happened a year or two ago?! Am I still your favorite roommate?!"

"My favorite roommate just encouraged me to intentionally kill someone!"

"I understand." Her face darkened, "Then I will go in person."

"Please wake me up!" My whole body was almost masked by pain, "It's nothing, it's been so long!"

"Can it be the same!" Miyazaki Yuna patted my bed hard, shaking my bed board, "He has rejected you and still keeps a distance from you! Then you will be very sad !"

I thought about it in silence for a while, then hesitated, "I didn't refuse it either...he just didn't agree."

"Can you have some dignity!" She held my wrist in pain, with a piercing look of love on her face, "Come on, tell me, do you want to keep a distance from him now?"

"If you can find me a tool man who is also handy, I will tell him now that we will keep a distance from now on so that he will never come within one meter of me and talk through the horn." I also looked back at her affectionately. , and after we looked at each other for a few seconds, she silently let go.

"But it's really strange..." Yuina Miyazaki touched the end of her hair in confusion, "How can you not refuse you for anything other than not accepting the confession, you are always on call, and you stick to it all day long Your boy? There is no such thing as schizophrenia, right? Wait..."

Her complexion changed again and again, and finally she asked me in a low voice, "He doesn't have that worldly desire, does he?"

I:"……"

Me: "If I'm guilty, let the law punish me, instead of letting me guess if I didn't agree to it because I couldn't do it, and if this fucking is true, then I should be glad" it really is not Laozi Charm's question 'or should he hurry to the hospital??'

Miyazaki Yuna rested her chin with one hand, made a special posture for famous detectives in TV dramas to solve crimes, and grinned confidently, "Hmph, I see, then he must have deeply reflected on rejecting you After that, everything he does now is to repent for rejecting you at the beginning! He must be in love now, because he is afraid of being rejected by you, so he dare not confess to you!"

God's love is so hard to express!

I didn't have the heart to tell her that Dazai treated me like this when he was younger, so I could only respond dryly, "Is that so, so it was like this."

"Of course, there are also boys who are very shy now. If you confess to him, he won't respond. It's the type where you say ten words and he answers you. It's very innocent!" She brought it up again. Jiner, tell me, "There are many boys like this now. When I was doing a project before, I met a senior who had such a boyfriend. She was the same as you, and she also said that the other party didn't agree when she confessed. I thought the other party refused, but I didn't expect it to be the default!"

"... Huh?" Although I felt that these descriptions didn't seem to have anything to do with Dazai, but after thinking about it, I felt that what she said did have some truth, "In that case... it seems that it can only be like this. "

"That's it, don't you want to find out whether you are single or in a relationship?!"

"Huh? Do I even have to test my own love status?!"

"Who is to blame for this!" She glanced at me resentfully, tore off the mask that had been crooked on her face, and said righteously, "Didn't you just make an appointment to go to Sensoji Temple? I'll help you arrange it!"