My baby tamer can't be the leader

My baby tame is a weirdo.

No, I'm not saying that it takes him three hours to learn the knowledge points that take me three days to learn, such a strange Versailles style, but...

"If you can use such a slightly out-of-the-ordinary method, the situation in this industry will open up very well." My little boy propped his chin briskly, and looked at me sideways, "Wait a while Time is good, Xiaoqi."

He is simply wearing a white shirt today, with bandages wrapped around his wrists and neck as usual, thanks to his good looks, even the strangest style can be understood as a 'personality' in good faith by others, otherwise I I feel that the eyes staring at him every day may be several times more than now.

I powerlessly put the textbook on the table, looked around guiltily, and after confirming that no one else in the classroom had noticed, I stretched out my hand to signal my little boy to come closer.

He bent down obediently, and got close to me, and then I grabbed my collar suddenly, "You bastard, I have already told you, don't take people like Dazai as the direction of your efforts! No matter what You also work hard towards Mr. Dazai three times?!"

Oh yes, I forgot to mention, my childhood is a fanatic fan of Wenye, but I don’t know if it’s because he looks very similar to Osamu Dazai in that work... Well, the personality is also quite similar... OK, I know hobbies are similar too!Can you stop reminding me!

This point really made me very strange. He obviously has a lack of interest in other anime, but he is very interested in this anime. Even when I occasionally ask him about the setting, he can always check it out. A bunch of details that I have never seen in the original text come out.

Anyway, in his year, when he told me about my birthday wishes, he looked at me with those iris eyes that were exactly the same as Osamu Dazai, and said that he hoped that I could call him Dazai from now on, and that this was him. The request of a lifetime.

I'm numb, there are more people chasing Two-dimensional these days, but it's the first time I've seen someone who is so fanatical, although he had this symptom before, it's just that when he wrapped the bandage on his body, we both He's still playing in the mud, so it's impossible for him to be a prophet!

After thinking about it for a long time, I can only attribute it to the fact that he must be very happy to see a character very similar to himself, and unilaterally decided to be the soul friend of the other party... well, I can't make it up up.

And this kind of reason will make me seem like a failure as a child!

I really couldn't hold him back, and I really didn't care much about titles, so I just let him go as time went by.

"Take a step back, you shouldn't be plotting such a thing so loudly in public, right?! Now it's an open class, if someone from the law school hears it, they might just send you to the police!"

"Huh? There won't be such a thing." Dazai told me relaxedly, "The method I mentioned is not illegal. Even if there is a slight flaw, it is only the level of a fine."

To be honest, I have already started to worry about my family's future... I always feel that if I don't treat him more strictly, I will have to fly back to Japan and visit him in the police station if I want to see him in the future.

Isn't this the same fate as Osamu Dazai in the comics? !Chasing stars is so fanatical? !It's not necessary, is it? ?

That Osamu Dazai has been imprisoned for several years, and he is still in that kind of fully transparent glass room!But she is a Two-dimensional fairy who doesn't need to eat, drink, and scatter, but you want it, so wake me up!

"I'm sorry for saying something wrong, please forget about that wish, please." I let go of Dazai's neckline and covered my face in pain.

Speaking of which, the cause of all this may be myself, which is why I have such a disturbed conscience, but I don’t think it’s all my problem... About half a year ago, when I was chatting with him, I casually mentioned the future Hope, without much thought, I said that I hope to marry a beautiful rich woman in the future and live a happy life in Versailles.

Most people would take this as a joke, but after thinking about it for a while, my little boy asked me cautiously, "Can gender not be so restricted?"

I thought he was flattering me, so I waved my hand and replied bluntly, "As long as the money is in place, the sex is easy to talk about."

Then he really ran to start a business!

To be honest, sometimes I really don’t understand what this guy is thinking. What’s even more frightening is that he is still successful, or in a society with serious class solidification like Japan...

"It's okay, if you don't want me to do that, you can do it in a normal way." Dazai blinked at me, ignoring my completely dead expression, and told me calmly, "The one you said you wanted to buy last time That wall—"

"I wanted to ask a long time ago." I interrupted him with a blank expression on the strange eyes of a roommate who had been sitting next to me but was completely ignored by Dazai, "Why on earth can you take a sentence I said casually?" I remember the words so firmly, but I don’t listen to other words at all?!”

He looked at me with some embarrassment, "Are you really going to tell me?"

My roommate Yuina Miyazaki whispered to myself with the textbook upright, "I shouldn't be here, I should be under the car."

After I glared at my unscrupulous roommate in embarrassment, I just turned around and saw Dazai moving his eyes away, "Why are you running, tell me."

"Hmm..." He pondered for a while, then told me reservedly, "Well, I actually know a little bit about micro-expressions."

After he finished speaking, he disappeared before my eyes with lightning speed. After I realized what he meant, I couldn't even see the corner of his clothes.

Miyazaki Yuna, who couldn't help laughing out loud over there, immediately became the target of my revenge, and was cruelly tickled and tortured.

Speaking of which, the roommate under my hand who was laughing so hard at the moment thought she was a tall and cold guy when I first met her in my freshman year, but after getting to know her well, I found out that this guy is a complete nerd, and he also loves cos Sadako or All kinds of strange anime characters are squatting in the corner of the campus, scaring others or triumphantly saying that they are practicing in society when they are asked.

Who would believe it? It's obviously a bad taste, this guy!Even though he is a Zhai, he unexpectedly has a socially awesome personality!

To be honest, everyone I know, I am very worried about whether they will go to the police in the future... No matter how bad it is, I think the probability of being put in a sack and sent to the hospital with Miyazaki Yuna's bad taste is quite high... …If she goes to the hospital, I have already consulted with her about what type of fruit basket to choose.

It may not be a suitable choice to go abroad to study abroad at the University of Tokyo. I feel stuffy.

When I remembered that there were still piles of unfinished homework reports in my mailbox, my eyes turned black, especially when I thought of my childhood friend and many of my friends who had the best IQ, probably took all of them. The type who trades his integrity for brainpower so that he will never be bald for his studies, so I am afraid of the courage, wishing to simply block these bastards permanently.

Although it’s not impossible to ask Dazai to help me solve it, anyway, he clings to me all day long and seems to be very idle, but the only time I had a report last year that I asked him to help me solve it because of a real time conflict was because it was really done. It was so exciting that the professor chose it as a template for me to explain...

Me: ...I tm.

You must know that I couldn’t even find a single punctuation mark that I typed by myself from the beginning to the end... I also explained that I knew everything written in it was already my conscience, and I read it several times before handing it in!

Because that oolong was so impressive to me, that when Dazai later told me that he could help me make it to a completely normal level, I also thanked him indifferently and avoided him.

I'm really sorry that I'm the only one at the level of an ordinary person!

Miyazaki Yuna, who was a fan of Two-dimensional at the beginning, held my hand with an expression like seeing a comrade in arms, and told me that Dazai's cosplay was the most vivid she had seen in these years, and she wanted to Talk to Dazai about the plot, and invite him to participate in cosplay-related clubs.

As a result, the two of them murmured in front of me for about 5 minutes, and she came back with an indescribable expression, and asked me seriously, "Be honest, are you a PUA?"

I:"???"

"I talked with him for a total of six minutes and 38 seconds. He spent six minutes and 15 seconds blowing your rainbow fart, and there were only ten seconds left for me to say hello to him. I didn't even have a chance to interject. sent back by him."

Yuna Miyazaki paused for a moment, then looked at me with understanding eyes, put his hand on my shoulder, "I understand you, if I had such a handsome boyfriend, I would look at him to death , if you can, please teach me, teacher!"

You guys clearly think that I am in the PUA family, you still have the nerve to learn from me? !No I didn't do that at all!He's not my boyfriend either!

"Your thinking is very dangerous! Wash my brain quickly! After washing, go and learn the normal way of making friends!"

Seriously, it's a miracle that I haven't been pissed off with stomach problems every day when I'm with these two guys, especially when compared to Dazai, Miyazaki Yuna is actually the more normal one...

In the words of my roommate, "I would like to call him the reverse PUANo.1", Dazai is just exaggerating rainbow farts to me all day long!

If it weren't for the fear that I would beat him, he might even praise me for not leaking rice when I eat, and feel guilty when I eat picky food that I don't like. It's really a very high moral character and manipulative ability A first-class, contemporary outstanding female college student with both virtue and art.

... Seriously, it's hard for me not to punch him.

The problem is that he is really not being weird, he is really thinking about it seriously!This guy has never concealed his double standards!You must know that he has a completely Spartan face when communicating with his subordinates. Even if he praises others, he can only say "good job" and just pass it by.

In the end, his subordinates were quite happy, and even faintly wept with joy on the other end of the phone...

It's numb, this world where there are no normal people except me, let's quickly destroy it.

The author has something to say:

Dazai is a soul wearer, a real childhood sweetheart.

At the same time, the soul wearer in this article is only Dazai, and does not involve any other characters in Fumino's original work, so there is no such thing as Xiaoqi being the reincarnation of other people... Please stop thinking in that direction, please_(:з」 ∠)_

Why he started with this attitude will be explained in the future, and the past stories of the two of them will be mentioned one by one~ It's not unreasonable to like it!