What does kitty know

Although Jiang Mian was burned by Yujiu next door, he became happy again after being slapped twice by the shit-shoveling officer at home.

Jiang Mian was reserved on the surface as if nothing had happened, but the tail behind him kept standing up high, with the tip dangling on the back of his neck. Those who don't know his breed might think Jiang Mian is an albino squirrel.

It's very late now, and it's usually time for Tang Xingyan to go to bed.But not Jiang Mian's. Cats are nocturnal animals. Even if Jiang Mian's biological clock is almost the same as that of humans, it must be the biological clock of a patient with severe late-night syndrome.

He seemed to walk around the kitchen, picked out a bag of shrimp slips from the refrigerator, and went to the vegetable rack next to him to pull two shallots.

Jiang Mian remembered that the tomato shrimp slip Tang Xingyan made for himself was delicious, but he didn't know how to cook tomato soup.

So Tang Xingyan, who was leaning against the kitchen door behind him, looked at his heartless kitten standing next to the shelf with a bag of things in his arms. He didn't know what he was thinking, and the big white tail just let it go. down.

In the end, it just hung on the ground so pitifully, and the pointed tip swept the floor.

Tang Xingyan couldn't hold back a chuckle.

Jiang Mian turned her head sharply, hesitated for a moment, but quickly leaned forward and looked up at Tang Xingyan expectantly.

"Do you want supper?"

Tang Xingyan raised his eyebrows, "I want to eat?"

Jiang Mian pursed her lips in embarrassment, but her big tail walked from behind to the front calmly, sweeping back and forth at Tang Xingyan's calf to please.

In fact, Jiang Mian hasn't shown her ears and tail in human form for several days, Yu Jiu is all to blame.Tang Xingyan felt itchy in his heart after being swept away, but he still maintained his ruthlessness on the surface.

"It's late."

Jiang Mian hummed two sticky milk sounds from his nasal cavity. He was not acting like a baby, but some kittens like Jiang Mian like to call without opening their mouths when they are lazy.

"But I'm a little hot. It seems that I rubbed against you just now. If our cats feel hot, they need to replenish energy. Tang Xingyan, I want to eat, and you have a share. You have to be responsible."

Very good, logical closed loop.

Tang Xingyan must applaud Jiang Mian's ability to throw blame and find reasons by leaps and bounds during this period, all of which are all connived by himself.

He looked at Jiang Mian with a half-smile, and didn't take the pile of things until he saw the kitten started to flick its ears.

"Tell me what you want to eat in the future. Don't come to the kitchen to make it yourself. The fire on the stove can easily set your tail on fire."

Jiang Mian didn't think he would be such a stupid cat, but Tang Xingyan was going to cook him something delicious, so he decided not to refute.

Tang Xingyan's cooking skills were practiced when he was in school, because the nanny at home had been reporting his movements to his parents overtly and secretly, so Tang Xingyan wanted no one and lived alone in a fit of anger.

At that time, I didn't expect that the skills I practiced could make supper for lovers.

The cut tomatoes quickly produced juice in the oil pan, and they were so red that they rolled alluringly.Tang Xingyan neatly added water to boil, then dug the shrimp and threw it in. The sweet and sour aroma and the fresh aroma of aquatic products soon wafted out, making Jiang Mian beside him look eagerly.

Tang Xingyan was amused, stretched out his hand and pulled the man back two steps.He was really worried that when Jiang Mian turned around, that big fluffy tail would be caught on fire.

There is a fire extinguisher at home so that you don’t have to worry about the house being lit. Even if you turn around and get bald, this little cat doesn’t know how to cry.

Jiang Mian stretched her tail towards his hand, "I'll touch it for you."

He is becoming more and more good at acting like a baby, Tang Xingyan thought in his heart amusedly.

Anyway, he was free now, so he simply hugged his cat and little boyfriend and said something unnutritious next to him, waiting for supper.

"Mian Mian, if you have three meals a day, afternoon tea and supper, you will gain weight. Our entertainment industry is very strict with the figure of artists. When you become fat, they will dislike you and refuse you to appear in any variety shows." You receive film and television resources. What will you do then? Just stay at home and let me take care of you, okay?"

In fact, I can’t blame Jiang Mian for this at all. Tang Xingyan wanted to take home something delicious every day and feed it to the cat. As a monster, Jiang Mian has no taboos, and his cheeks are swollen and his belly is swollen when he is fed. Lying on the sofa The way she turns her belly and touches her is so cute that it makes people feel soft.

As a result, Jiang Mian's appetite has been raised now, and Tang Xingyan thinks that people will get fat if they eat too much.

It belongs to the PUA who has premeditated on kittens.

Jiang Mian blinked slowly, looking at the man in front of him with a relaxed expression and a smile, "No, if the human form becomes fat, I will change back to the cat form. Anyway, you humans never dislike fat cats."

He had read what was said on the Internet. Although those vicious villains would use "little pigs" and "gas tanks" under fat cat videos, Jiang Mian knew that they really liked cats and cats.

It's just a duplicity.

Tang Xingyan didn't expect that Jiang Mian had become a cat who could resist PUA in three days after Shibai.

"Then I don't like fat cats."

Jiang Mian leaned up to touch his nose, and expressed his love for Tang Xingyan in the way of cats and cats.

"But you like me, you will cook me food, buy me clothes, make me a bed and make a nest."

When Tang Xingyan got the shares of several foreign luxury brands from his elders, they belonged to the elders who couldn't bear to look down on his parents' behavior and forcefully stuffed them in to support the situation.

Therefore, a considerable proportion of Tang Xingyan's private clothes are given by those brands according to the seasons. Sometimes when different brands co-brand or cooperate, the clothes will be doubled.

Since Jiang Mian and Tang Xingyan confirmed their relationship in March this year, his size was also sent to him, and two boxes of summer new styles were sent yesterday.

Jiang Mian counted the things Tang Xingyan gave him during this time, and he looked quite proud, wagging his tail.

Finally he came to a conclusion, "Tang Xingyan, you like me. I am your favorite kitten."

There was silence between the two for two seconds. Tang Xingyan laughed dumbfounded. He held Jiang Mian's waist and hugged him, laughing into Jiang Mian's chest like he usually sucks cats.

"Itchy." Jiang Mian patted him.

Tang Xingyan raised his head, "Yes, I really like you, I don't even know how I like you so much."

He has acted in so many TV dramas and movies, and the love in them is unforgettable. How come he is so cute and weird all of a sudden.One kitten didn't say hello, but said that he was pregnant and he must be taken good care of.The more I look at this kitten, the more I like it. Anyone who dares to reach out and say that he wants to steal it will definitely not do it.

Jiang Mianchao proudly puffed out her chest.

That's for sure, how handsome he is.

Just as Tang Xingyan was about to speak, Jiang Mian hurriedly began to struggle, "Tang Xingyan, it has floated up, and it is already familiar."

Tang Xingyan: ...

But he felt that the most important thing in Jiang Mian's eyes was not him.

Jiang Mian was very energetic tonight. After eating a large bowl of tomato and shrimp slippery one bite at a time, he said that he was full, and he changed back to his original shape and jumped up and down in the small garden for a long time.

Tang Xingyan was shocked to see the cat in his family jumping five meters high from the first floor with the glass, and then jumped into the second floor platform with his tail flicking, his heartbeat really accelerated unconsciously.Even though he knew that Jiang Mian was a monster, he still couldn't help worrying about whether he would fall on him.

In the end, Tang Xingyan could only go back to the room first, listening to the paws of paws hitting the glass and waving the floor outside, silently thinking about when Jiang Mian would come back to sleep.

——Is Jiang Mian always like this?How could he remember that his little boyfriend was very quiet before.

Tang Xingyan doubted for a while on the bed, picked up his phone and started searching.

Fortunately, under the term cat parkour, hundreds of thousands of ghosts of shit-shoveling officers have gathered.Tang Xingyan silently multiplied the mortal cat abilities of these enemies by ten, and finally determined that maybe Jiang Mian was normal, but he didn't pay attention to it usually.

Thinking in this way, Tang Xingyan's subordinates flipped through the cat raising guide compiled by others, and took a look at all kinds of cod liver oil raw bones and meat, thinking about whether they should be added to Jiang Mian's recipe in the future.

Those notes are more or less mixed with fairy pictures of their own cats taken by the shit-shoveling officer, each of which is so beautiful that it makes people feel like the owner wants to jump out of the screen and hug his cat to the face of netizens.While being angry, I still want to ask, "Is it good-looking? Is it good-looking? Hahahahaha my cat, you, no, yes, right!"

Then, this scene happened to be seen by Jiang Mian who was jumping on the bed after digesting.

Cat-shaped Mianmian: ...

In an instant, great shock and grievance emerged from the two brilliant golden pupils of the white hair ball, as if Tang Xingyan didn't read the notes on raising cats, but decided to use Jiang Mian to occupy the entire mountain and sea world and capture thousands of monsters. All living beings in the world are like charcoal.

Tang Xingyan didn't realize what Jiang Mian was thinking, so he took the wet tissue next to him, "There is dust on the paws, come and wipe."

Jiang Mian was so angry, "Do you not like me anymore?"

Tang Xingyan: ...

If he remembered correctly, just less than half an hour ago, Jiang Mian swore that Tang Xingyan liked him.

Why, after spinning a big bowl of shrimp slippery, self-confidence is also screwed into the stomach?

Jiang Mian put one paw on the phone, and took two hard shots to show his guilt.

Tang Xingyan stretched out his hand and drew a picture to show him the introduction of raw flesh and blood, and then drew another picture to show him how to use the nutrition powder.

Jiang Mian bowed his head in silence for two seconds, then resolutely turned back to the picture of the golden gradient wink, and took another two hard shots.

Anyway, if I don't explain clearly today, it will be endless. If it doesn't work, I will leave, sue for divorce, and don't even need a cooling-off period.

Tang Xingyan was also messed up, leaning back and looking at Jiang Mian like this, "Okay, just pretend that I saw other kittens, what is Mian Mian going to do?"

In fact, Jiang Mian already knew that he probably misunderstood, but he was a little excited today, as if someone had put a small flame in his stomach.

He unconsciously stepped on the soft quilt twice, as if something in his mind was suddenly set on the wrong channel.

Tang Xingyan watched Jiang Mian transform into a human form, glanced at him hesitantly, and then shifted his eyes a little, as if he was thinking about something else.After a while, it turned to his face again, and paused.

What's going on here?

Could it be that looking at other kittens really caused irreparable scars to Mianmian?

"...Well." Jiang Mian stretched out his hand, and entered a line of words in the search bar on Tang Xingyan's mobile phone, "I saw yesterday that they said that there are nine things that must be done between lovers."

As he said that, he showed Tang Xingyan the page that popped up, "We have done all these, but what does the sex|love after kissing mean, can we do it?"

For a moment, Tang Xingyan felt blood rushing to the top of his head from all his limbs, making him look at Jiang Mian in shock and bewilderment.

Under Tang Xingyan's gaze, Jiang Mian's cheeks and ears gradually turned red and hot.A certain kitten lowered its eyelids as if it had done something bad, picked the quilt cover with its hands, and dared not say anything more embarrassingly.

After reacting for two seconds, Tang Xingyan narrowed his eyes slowly, and said in a dangerous voice, "Mian Mian, you don't look like you don't know anything."

Based on Tang Xingyan's understanding of Jiang Mian, if Jiang Mian really didn't know what doi meant, he would definitely not be shy and guilty.It has become what it is now. If there is no reason, the ghosts outside will not believe it.

Jiang Mian groaned, grabbed the quilt and wrapped herself up, everyone could see that she was trying to cover up.

Tang Xingyan laughed angrily, and directly reached out to dig out his kitten who had done bad things, "Who told you this?"

Of course Tang Xingyan knows that the circle he lives in is dirty, but the general consensus is that the dirtier the paper, the more he likes a pure and clean soul.If someone with ulterior motives said something disgusting to Jiang Mian... Tang Xingyan could kill someone just thinking about it.

Jiang Mian felt that he might have done something wrong.

He came across the word "□□" by chance in the Chaohua of Soup Noodles before, and he didn't need to look it up, the noodle soup girl in Chaohua explained it clearly to him.

So from this point of view, noodle soup is indeed the benefactor of Jiang Mian and Tang Xingyan.

It's just that Jiang Mian was shy before and didn't think much about it.But today, the flames in his body kept burning, which made him uncomfortable, and he remembered this word inexplicably.

Tang Xingyan pinched the center of his eyebrows, "Yes, you haven't gone out for the past two days. So it's that broken fox on the other side talking nonsense to you?"

Jiang Mian was so ashamed that he was about to cry.

He was just trying, how did he know that Tang Xingyan would look so angry.

He had no other choice, he ran into Tang Xingyan's arms at a loss, humming and acting like a baby in his arms, trying to get away with it.

"Jiang Mian." Tang Xingyan squeezed the back of his neck like a threat.

"...I saw it myself, no one told me..." Jiang Mian felt that he was almost melted from the heat, and his voice was trembling.

The kitten's sense of shame is always a little bit different from that of human beings, which makes Jiang Mian sometimes not understand the sense of shame of human beings, but feels embarrassed in strange places.

But this time, Jiang Mian and Tang Xingyan's point of view is obviously closed.

Tang Xingyan paused slightly with his fingertips, turning his mind a thousand times, and then his ears were a little red.

But the advantage of being thick-skinned is that when you are shy, you can still flirt with the little boyfriend who shrinks into a ball.

Tang Xingyan touched Jiang Mian's back lightly along the back of his neck, and the people under him trembled, as if they wanted to escape.

Tang Xingyan smiled, "So, Mian Mian, do you want to...?"

Jiang Mian didn't speak.

Tang Xingyan intensified, "What did you find to lie to me just now, let me take a look—it's a post from an emotional blogger, right? Mian Mian, you don't seem to be able to read these, so yes, it was premeditated?"

Jiang Mian felt that he was really stupid, why would he tell such a lie that could be seen through at a glance.

Tang Xingyan pinched his armpit and hugged him up from his arms, just like hugging a cat, with an unstoppable smile in his voice, "We are pretty good at it, who did we learn from? If we don't learn well every day , A little cat like you will be abducted sooner or later and put in a cage to make you meow every day."

Jiang Mian's eyes were full of water, and he didn't have much attack power when he stared at others.

Tang Xingyan teased him with a smile, "Do you like meowing?"

Jiang Mian really has nothing to do.

Before, there was only a little uncomfortable feeling from the tailbone upwards like a prairie fire, and the tail and ears that were retracted because of anger could not be hidden. His impatience.

Tang Xingyan had a deep meaning, "The tail is coming out, and you want to be touched? Then you have to send it to me yourself."

"Why are you so bad?" Jiang Mian wanted to cry, "Why do you always hold on to something?"

If he said this normally, Tang Xingyan would think at most, "Ah, he is so cute, I want to masturbate."

But now it's special, Tang Xingyan's mind is full of "ah, I'm crying, I miss the day."

……

But the good teacher Tang still held back.

Because he thought about it carefully, and now there is nothing at home.As an excellent artist who is physically and mentally healthy and very manly, Tang Xingyan has no habit of preparing bedding at any time.

In fact, he wanted to prepare it, but before he bought it, he knew the truth that Jiang Mian was a cat.Subconsciously, he felt that Jiang Mian might not have reached the final step with him so quickly, and was going to take his time, wait and wait, and forget about it. ,

"Sleep first..."

The soft lips pressed against him with a little moisture, Jiang Mian closed his eyes and dared not look at him, and there was a soft hum from his throat, not knowing what it meant.

Tang Xingyan was stunned for a moment, his heart seemed to have been sprinkled with sugar grains.

Since his little boyfriend has taken the initiative, no matter how gentle Mr. Tang is, there is no reason not to take advantage of it, right?

……

Next door, Yu Jiu keenly sensed the warmth of love.

This is the nature of the nine-tailed fox, and their family instinctively has the ability to capture desires.He moved slightly, causing Pei Changqing, who was already asleep next to him, to groan.

Yu Jiu stretched out her hand, gently stroked Pei Changqing's hair, then lowered her head and kissed the center of his brow comfortingly.

"Go to sleep, the cat next door is meowing."

The Linqing lion cat is considered a half auspicious animal, and when enjoying love, it will subconsciously radiate a special spiritual power.Very disturbing.Yujiu is very disdainful anyway, with such a big fanfare, she can't give birth to a cub, only you Linqing lion cats can play.

But no one noticed that this spiritual power also covered up some kind of filth.

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找时间写个扩展版嗷感谢在2022-04-1823:58:38~2022-04-2417:03:24期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 candy girl;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of her sister on the whole side;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!