What does kitty know
Chapter 57
Yu Zhou choked abruptly, annoyed, "We Mian Mian must be sleeping now, so we won't take you to heart."
Like everyone in the demon prison, Yu Zhou is also used to talking to Jiang Mian in the way of communicating with children when he is unsuspecting.Although this has something to do with Jiang Mian's cub-like delicacy unconsciously revealed when acting like a baby, it is mainly due to human beings' love for small animals, so eager to post them and kiss them faintly.
It's just that the way Yu Zhou mentioned Jiang Mian was too ambiguous for those who don't know the past.
——For example, Tang Xingyan.
Teacher Tang slowly sat up straight, and suggested gently but unquestionably, "Assistant Yu, I don't think you should be so intimate."
Yu Zhou:?
At that moment, he looked at Tang Xingyan with sharp eyes like a knife, just like the Empress Dowager Cixi who was irritated by the concubine Zhen.
But who is Tang Xingyan, sitting upright in his position has no intention of avoiding it.
"Teacher Tang."
Lafayette, no, Assistant Yu said coolly, "Do you know why Mian Mian is the target of our demon management office?"
Tang Xingyan didn't expect that he would get such an insignificant answer, did it matter whose kitten Jiang Mian used to be, anyway, it will be his kitten in the future.Want to eat the little fish of the Tang family, sleep on the bed of the Tang family, and be hugged and sucked by his Tang Xingyan.
Yu Zhou sneered, and began to attack the representatives of capitalism in the human world.
"There are two reasons. First, the race that Jiang Mian belongs to is called Linqing Lion Cat. At present, the main gathering place of the monster race is called Shanhai, and the main order is ruled by the Sifang God Beast and Jiulongzi. The Linqing Lion Cat is basically equivalent to the White Tiger. .”
Yu Zhou paused for a moment when he said this, "I don't want to make it too complicated. After all, even the Demon Management Office doesn't have a precise understanding of the specific sphere of influence of Shanhai. But what is certain is that Jiang Mian's family is basically equivalent to ours. A family leader in the Wei and Jin Dynasties. The kind with money, power, soldiers and land is slightly better than Mr. Tang's kind who just started a company."
The last sentence, see you in the picture.
Assistant Yu no longer concealed his purpose of raising prestige for his family.
Tang Xingyan: ...
"So——I need to prepare some more bride price for Mian Mian?"
Yu Zhou: "I mean, according to the Jiang family's tradition, an actor should not be accepted as a daughter-in-law."
After living for so many years, Tang Xingyan has successfully survived many scolding battles with his outstanding professional ability, and has never been called an actor.I really didn't expect to stumble on my little boyfriend today.
Yu Zhou: "By the way, there is the second point. As a demon clan, the Linqing lion cat, although it will not live forever, but there is no problem in living for 800 years. Teacher Tang, you should take good care of it and live to be 80 years old. .”
……
There was silence in the suite.
Tang Xingyan tapped on the table twice, "Assistant Yu, you seem to have a big opinion on me."
At least Yu Zhou has never been so eccentric in normal times.
Yu Zhou didn't speak, he lowered his head and flicked through the documents he brought.
He was really upset.
Although Yu Zhou is said to be a national official, but between Tang Xingyan and Jiang Mian, he must be toward Jiang Mian.But on the way here just now, he only found out after talking with Ms. Jiang Yunzhi on the phone.If Jiang Mian really wants to become a partner with a human being, there must be some kind of ceremony.
The Yaozu can form a pact with a partner, and use part of the blood as a lead to forcibly prolong the life of the partner.
But the last one to do this was Yujiu. After doing it, the nine-tailed fox became a seven-tailed fox, and he hasn't recovered yet.
Although Yu Zhou didn't know the details of the situation, judging from the superficial risks, he didn't want Jiang Mian to experience it once.
Therefore, Assistant Yu didn't want to cooperate with Tang Xingyan at all.
There's no reason to send your cat out.
Tang Xingyan was keenly aware of Yu Zhou's reluctance. He was poked by the difference in life span between himself and Jiang Mian just now, and now he doesn't have much experience to control Yu Zhou's mood.
It's just that Tang Xingyan lowered his head and turned over two pages of documents with the official seal of the Demon Management Office, and suddenly became vigilant.
It is known that Yu Zhou and Jiang Mian have been together longer than him, and Yu Zhou knows more about Jiang Mian than himself, and he may even be liked by Jiang Mian's parents...
The only thing Tang Xingyan is sure of is that he is indeed seriously liked by a silly cat.
But everything else is out of his control.
Tang Xingyan slowly raised his head and looked at Yu Zhou——
On the other side, Jiang Mian held the mobile phone, and the voice of meow meow was almost connected with human words.
Jiang Mian is actually a kitten who doesn't talk much, but that's only in front of humans, and among his friends, Jiang Mian can talk for a long time.Especially today, he told Chi Shan everything about himself and Tang Xingyan.
Fortunately, the two have only been together for more than three months, and Jiang Mian quickly talked about what happened today.
Jiang Mian pursed her lower lip in a low voice, "Chi Shan, I don't understand why Tang Xingyan lied to me, obviously—I never lied to him."
Chi Shan had a headache.
As a irascible koi that has lived for thousands of years but has only a few decades of memory, Chi Shan thought at first that this was a happy story about his junior being deceived by scheming humans and he needed to take care of it.
He was wrong.
He should have realized something was right when he heard Jiang Mian moaning that Tang Xingyan hadn't texted me to apologize for 15 minutes.
In this way, you don't have to listen to what Jiang Mian said. Tang Xingyan was afraid that he would freeze himself during the scene, so he gave him two down jackets, so that he could only wait for Tang Xingyan to feed him even meat.
No need to listen, Jiang Mian felt that Tang Xingyan's pregnancy was very hard, so he wanted to order some meat from Shanhai to send over.As a result, almost all the goods that can be ordered on the Shanhai app are recorded in the Shanhaijing. When Tang Xingyan saw Jiang Mian flipping through the shopping page, he thought that his boyfriend wanted to buy some strange-shaped cotton dolls. A baby company that specializes in this service ordered ten.
Later, they were all placed on Jiang Mian's bedside, and Jiang Mian despised being ugly.
Not to mention that Jiang Mian said on the surface that Tang Xingyan lied to him, but what was actually even more sad was that he clearly planned to have fun with Tang Xingyan today, or to have a good date for a day.In the end, I didn't even have enough fried fish.
Chi Shan has never been in a relationship.
But he was sure that Jiang Mian was feeding him something called dog food.
"...I just heard that he seemed to hang the bag on the door, but the fish must have cooled down. Tang Xingyan said that cold food would be less delicious. He never let me eat cold food before. Don't care about me today." Jiang Mian hugged the pillow unconsciously, lying on it sleepily, with a pair of cat pupils drooping lazily.
He also felt that he was accusing Tang Xingyan of crimes with Chi Shan, and he didn't feel that his words had deviated from the point at all.
Chi Shan is no longer in the state of a fish. He sits by the hot spring pool, looking at Jiang Mian vicissitudes of life, and feels as if he has aged ten years in one breath.
"Jiang Mian, did you really stay with him because Tang Xingyan broke your kitten?"
Jiang Mian blinked, "Yes."
If he hadn't mistakenly thought that Tang Xingyan had slept with him at first, how could he be so kind to him.
Chi Shan looked at Jiang Mian opposite with pity in his eyes.
Poor child, as long as he is not a mixed race, he will go to the human world after the monster race has learned to be romantic, how can he be hooked by humans like this.
"But Mian Mian, if you are only with Tang Xingyan because of the kitten, you should break up with him now, break up with him, and never see him again."
Jiang Mian: ...
He grabbed the edge of the pillowcase tightly with his hands, pursed his lips and was speechless.
Who is Chi Shan? Can an old comrade who has lived for thousands of years fail to see the essence of Jiang Mian, a tender cat?
"I'm talking about Mianmian. Although there are people in our Yaozu who marry their sons, if that's the case, after knowing the other party's fake pregnancy, the two sides will either fight to the death or deal with it coldly and never see each other for the rest of their lives."
"...Does it have to be like this?"
Just as Chi Shan was going to continue to scare people, he was choked back by Jiang Mian's lack of confidence.
Jiang Mian moved uncomfortably: "Chi Shan, is there any other way..."
Chi Shan: ...
"Can't you just admit that you like Tang Xingyan? You were very active when eating fish, why not now?"
Jiang Mian didn't know why, but the auricles hidden in her hair suddenly became hot, "I didn't—"
"Then you go back to the Mountain Sea Realm now, and I will pick a beautiful woman for you."
Jiang Mian was anxious and shy, he just felt that what Chi Shan said was wrong, but he didn't know what was wrong, so he subconsciously wanted to deny that he liked Tang Xingyan.
After all, he has already done wrong things and lied to himself for so long.Once the kitty's arrogance comes up, it's hard to let go anyway.
"I... I haven't received an apology from Tang Xingyan, I won't go back. And I still have a job here, and I have signed a contract with the arrangement of the demon management. If I break the contract, I will have to pay a lot of money."
Chi Shan grinned and pulled out a ferocious smile, threatening the beautiful Maomao on the opposite side.
The fish threaten the cats, and this may be a great revival in the history of the fish family.
Jiang Mian hugged the pillow timidly and backed away.
"Still doing this with me. I've become more courageous after going out for a few days. I don't like what you're doing with me here. Why don't you go to Jiang Yunzhi? Isn't it because she's afraid that she will have a problem with Tang? I'm fine with it." Not your little kitty."
Jiang Mian was so embarrassed that the thin ear bones seemed to be melted by the body temperature.
Chi Shan has always been in the form of a teenager, and has not changed since Jiang Mian was a child until now, making Jiang Mian always subconsciously regard him as a peer.But it wasn't until now that Chi Shan mercilessly dragged his little things out to dry in the sun, that Jiang Mian regretted that Chi Shan had always regarded himself as his elder.
"Don't say..."
"Why can't you say it?" Chi Shan made a final decision, "If you really like him, you should talk to people well, fight when you should quarrel, and bring him back when it's over."
"Just don't be too soft. As soon as the surnamed Tang reaches out, you can't wait to rub your ears. It's too embarrassing. You have to hook him and punish him. It's the trick you cat people know best. Tail wagging or something."
Jiang Mian was in a hurry, "I won't! I've been angry all the time."
"Ah, yes, yes, yes." Chi Shan felt the joy of bullying Maomao, and didn't save Jiang Mian any face.
"Madam Jiang, I'll go and talk to you, bye."
Chi Shan always acted vigorously anyway, the communication was shut down the second his voice fell, leaving only a kitten with its underpants stripped off sitting on the bed alone and shy.
... But in fact, what Chi Shan said makes sense.
Jiang Mian thought silently.
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The author has something to say:
差点忘了今天还有更新没写QWQ感谢在2022-03-3022:58:30~2022-04-0222:40:32期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of real cp I made; 7 bottles of shaking ears;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Like everyone in the demon prison, Yu Zhou is also used to talking to Jiang Mian in the way of communicating with children when he is unsuspecting.Although this has something to do with Jiang Mian's cub-like delicacy unconsciously revealed when acting like a baby, it is mainly due to human beings' love for small animals, so eager to post them and kiss them faintly.
It's just that the way Yu Zhou mentioned Jiang Mian was too ambiguous for those who don't know the past.
——For example, Tang Xingyan.
Teacher Tang slowly sat up straight, and suggested gently but unquestionably, "Assistant Yu, I don't think you should be so intimate."
Yu Zhou:?
At that moment, he looked at Tang Xingyan with sharp eyes like a knife, just like the Empress Dowager Cixi who was irritated by the concubine Zhen.
But who is Tang Xingyan, sitting upright in his position has no intention of avoiding it.
"Teacher Tang."
Lafayette, no, Assistant Yu said coolly, "Do you know why Mian Mian is the target of our demon management office?"
Tang Xingyan didn't expect that he would get such an insignificant answer, did it matter whose kitten Jiang Mian used to be, anyway, it will be his kitten in the future.Want to eat the little fish of the Tang family, sleep on the bed of the Tang family, and be hugged and sucked by his Tang Xingyan.
Yu Zhou sneered, and began to attack the representatives of capitalism in the human world.
"There are two reasons. First, the race that Jiang Mian belongs to is called Linqing Lion Cat. At present, the main gathering place of the monster race is called Shanhai, and the main order is ruled by the Sifang God Beast and Jiulongzi. The Linqing Lion Cat is basically equivalent to the White Tiger. .”
Yu Zhou paused for a moment when he said this, "I don't want to make it too complicated. After all, even the Demon Management Office doesn't have a precise understanding of the specific sphere of influence of Shanhai. But what is certain is that Jiang Mian's family is basically equivalent to ours. A family leader in the Wei and Jin Dynasties. The kind with money, power, soldiers and land is slightly better than Mr. Tang's kind who just started a company."
The last sentence, see you in the picture.
Assistant Yu no longer concealed his purpose of raising prestige for his family.
Tang Xingyan: ...
"So——I need to prepare some more bride price for Mian Mian?"
Yu Zhou: "I mean, according to the Jiang family's tradition, an actor should not be accepted as a daughter-in-law."
After living for so many years, Tang Xingyan has successfully survived many scolding battles with his outstanding professional ability, and has never been called an actor.I really didn't expect to stumble on my little boyfriend today.
Yu Zhou: "By the way, there is the second point. As a demon clan, the Linqing lion cat, although it will not live forever, but there is no problem in living for 800 years. Teacher Tang, you should take good care of it and live to be 80 years old. .”
……
There was silence in the suite.
Tang Xingyan tapped on the table twice, "Assistant Yu, you seem to have a big opinion on me."
At least Yu Zhou has never been so eccentric in normal times.
Yu Zhou didn't speak, he lowered his head and flicked through the documents he brought.
He was really upset.
Although Yu Zhou is said to be a national official, but between Tang Xingyan and Jiang Mian, he must be toward Jiang Mian.But on the way here just now, he only found out after talking with Ms. Jiang Yunzhi on the phone.If Jiang Mian really wants to become a partner with a human being, there must be some kind of ceremony.
The Yaozu can form a pact with a partner, and use part of the blood as a lead to forcibly prolong the life of the partner.
But the last one to do this was Yujiu. After doing it, the nine-tailed fox became a seven-tailed fox, and he hasn't recovered yet.
Although Yu Zhou didn't know the details of the situation, judging from the superficial risks, he didn't want Jiang Mian to experience it once.
Therefore, Assistant Yu didn't want to cooperate with Tang Xingyan at all.
There's no reason to send your cat out.
Tang Xingyan was keenly aware of Yu Zhou's reluctance. He was poked by the difference in life span between himself and Jiang Mian just now, and now he doesn't have much experience to control Yu Zhou's mood.
It's just that Tang Xingyan lowered his head and turned over two pages of documents with the official seal of the Demon Management Office, and suddenly became vigilant.
It is known that Yu Zhou and Jiang Mian have been together longer than him, and Yu Zhou knows more about Jiang Mian than himself, and he may even be liked by Jiang Mian's parents...
The only thing Tang Xingyan is sure of is that he is indeed seriously liked by a silly cat.
But everything else is out of his control.
Tang Xingyan slowly raised his head and looked at Yu Zhou——
On the other side, Jiang Mian held the mobile phone, and the voice of meow meow was almost connected with human words.
Jiang Mian is actually a kitten who doesn't talk much, but that's only in front of humans, and among his friends, Jiang Mian can talk for a long time.Especially today, he told Chi Shan everything about himself and Tang Xingyan.
Fortunately, the two have only been together for more than three months, and Jiang Mian quickly talked about what happened today.
Jiang Mian pursed her lower lip in a low voice, "Chi Shan, I don't understand why Tang Xingyan lied to me, obviously—I never lied to him."
Chi Shan had a headache.
As a irascible koi that has lived for thousands of years but has only a few decades of memory, Chi Shan thought at first that this was a happy story about his junior being deceived by scheming humans and he needed to take care of it.
He was wrong.
He should have realized something was right when he heard Jiang Mian moaning that Tang Xingyan hadn't texted me to apologize for 15 minutes.
In this way, you don't have to listen to what Jiang Mian said. Tang Xingyan was afraid that he would freeze himself during the scene, so he gave him two down jackets, so that he could only wait for Tang Xingyan to feed him even meat.
No need to listen, Jiang Mian felt that Tang Xingyan's pregnancy was very hard, so he wanted to order some meat from Shanhai to send over.As a result, almost all the goods that can be ordered on the Shanhai app are recorded in the Shanhaijing. When Tang Xingyan saw Jiang Mian flipping through the shopping page, he thought that his boyfriend wanted to buy some strange-shaped cotton dolls. A baby company that specializes in this service ordered ten.
Later, they were all placed on Jiang Mian's bedside, and Jiang Mian despised being ugly.
Not to mention that Jiang Mian said on the surface that Tang Xingyan lied to him, but what was actually even more sad was that he clearly planned to have fun with Tang Xingyan today, or to have a good date for a day.In the end, I didn't even have enough fried fish.
Chi Shan has never been in a relationship.
But he was sure that Jiang Mian was feeding him something called dog food.
"...I just heard that he seemed to hang the bag on the door, but the fish must have cooled down. Tang Xingyan said that cold food would be less delicious. He never let me eat cold food before. Don't care about me today." Jiang Mian hugged the pillow unconsciously, lying on it sleepily, with a pair of cat pupils drooping lazily.
He also felt that he was accusing Tang Xingyan of crimes with Chi Shan, and he didn't feel that his words had deviated from the point at all.
Chi Shan is no longer in the state of a fish. He sits by the hot spring pool, looking at Jiang Mian vicissitudes of life, and feels as if he has aged ten years in one breath.
"Jiang Mian, did you really stay with him because Tang Xingyan broke your kitten?"
Jiang Mian blinked, "Yes."
If he hadn't mistakenly thought that Tang Xingyan had slept with him at first, how could he be so kind to him.
Chi Shan looked at Jiang Mian opposite with pity in his eyes.
Poor child, as long as he is not a mixed race, he will go to the human world after the monster race has learned to be romantic, how can he be hooked by humans like this.
"But Mian Mian, if you are only with Tang Xingyan because of the kitten, you should break up with him now, break up with him, and never see him again."
Jiang Mian: ...
He grabbed the edge of the pillowcase tightly with his hands, pursed his lips and was speechless.
Who is Chi Shan? Can an old comrade who has lived for thousands of years fail to see the essence of Jiang Mian, a tender cat?
"I'm talking about Mianmian. Although there are people in our Yaozu who marry their sons, if that's the case, after knowing the other party's fake pregnancy, the two sides will either fight to the death or deal with it coldly and never see each other for the rest of their lives."
"...Does it have to be like this?"
Just as Chi Shan was going to continue to scare people, he was choked back by Jiang Mian's lack of confidence.
Jiang Mian moved uncomfortably: "Chi Shan, is there any other way..."
Chi Shan: ...
"Can't you just admit that you like Tang Xingyan? You were very active when eating fish, why not now?"
Jiang Mian didn't know why, but the auricles hidden in her hair suddenly became hot, "I didn't—"
"Then you go back to the Mountain Sea Realm now, and I will pick a beautiful woman for you."
Jiang Mian was anxious and shy, he just felt that what Chi Shan said was wrong, but he didn't know what was wrong, so he subconsciously wanted to deny that he liked Tang Xingyan.
After all, he has already done wrong things and lied to himself for so long.Once the kitty's arrogance comes up, it's hard to let go anyway.
"I... I haven't received an apology from Tang Xingyan, I won't go back. And I still have a job here, and I have signed a contract with the arrangement of the demon management. If I break the contract, I will have to pay a lot of money."
Chi Shan grinned and pulled out a ferocious smile, threatening the beautiful Maomao on the opposite side.
The fish threaten the cats, and this may be a great revival in the history of the fish family.
Jiang Mian hugged the pillow timidly and backed away.
"Still doing this with me. I've become more courageous after going out for a few days. I don't like what you're doing with me here. Why don't you go to Jiang Yunzhi? Isn't it because she's afraid that she will have a problem with Tang? I'm fine with it." Not your little kitty."
Jiang Mian was so embarrassed that the thin ear bones seemed to be melted by the body temperature.
Chi Shan has always been in the form of a teenager, and has not changed since Jiang Mian was a child until now, making Jiang Mian always subconsciously regard him as a peer.But it wasn't until now that Chi Shan mercilessly dragged his little things out to dry in the sun, that Jiang Mian regretted that Chi Shan had always regarded himself as his elder.
"Don't say..."
"Why can't you say it?" Chi Shan made a final decision, "If you really like him, you should talk to people well, fight when you should quarrel, and bring him back when it's over."
"Just don't be too soft. As soon as the surnamed Tang reaches out, you can't wait to rub your ears. It's too embarrassing. You have to hook him and punish him. It's the trick you cat people know best. Tail wagging or something."
Jiang Mian was in a hurry, "I won't! I've been angry all the time."
"Ah, yes, yes, yes." Chi Shan felt the joy of bullying Maomao, and didn't save Jiang Mian any face.
"Madam Jiang, I'll go and talk to you, bye."
Chi Shan always acted vigorously anyway, the communication was shut down the second his voice fell, leaving only a kitten with its underpants stripped off sitting on the bed alone and shy.
... But in fact, what Chi Shan said makes sense.
Jiang Mian thought silently.
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The author has something to say:
差点忘了今天还有更新没写QWQ感谢在2022-03-3022:58:30~2022-04-0222:40:32期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of real cp I made; 7 bottles of shaking ears;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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