What does kitty know

Jiang Mian didn't notice it, "Sister Yu Shi took good care of me."

As soon as this sentence was finished, Jiang Mian heard a cool laugh from the person behind him.

The director must be looking for some topics to quickly draw in the relationship between the four flying guests, so the small notebook in his hand is full of key topics about these people on the Internet during this period.

Seeing Tang Xingyan laughing, the director immediately turned to him, and happily set the topic, "Why is Teacher Tang laughing? Does Teacher Tang know anything?"

This sentence obviously carried a hint, and even Lu Yushi behind her raised her head and looked this way.

Tang Xingyan had a smile on his face, "I will help Sister Yushi and Mian Mian to clarify the rumors on the Internet. This is actually because Mr. Jiang is very studious. Every time he asks me to play with Mr. Lu, every time, I They were all there, and they were never alone together."

Tang Xingyan's words are using his own credibility to clarify for Lu Yushi and Jiang Mian. On the surface, it is proof that the relationship between the three is particularly good.But for some reason, the director always felt that something was wrong, so he closed his mouth embarrassingly.

When Tang Xingyan walked past Lu Yushi, Teacher Lu gave him a look of "just being so stingy", and sat down beside Jiang Mian with his usual expression.

As soon as he sat down, Tang Xingyan's arm was touched.

He looked sideways at Jiang Mian, and saw the kid retract his hand and look at him seriously.

"Tang Xingyan..."

Jiang Mian hesitated.

Because he suddenly discovered that Tang Xingyan was indeed getting along with him as a lover.He didn't think it before, but now that he was pointed out, Jiang Mian realized what Tang Xingyan's behavior of driving Lu Yushi away meant.

... But if this is the case, then he will marry Tang Xingyan back home.

...But if he doesn't marry Tang Xingyan, he will be a scumbag who abandoned his wife and children...

Can't be a scumbag.

To marry Tang Xingyan——

It would be nice to marry Tang Xingyan.

Jiang Mian's ears were red, and he opened his mouth, "Tang Xingyan, I will marry you—hmm!"

Lu Yushi and Feng Churan turned their heads in shock, watching Tang Xingyan cover Jiang Mian's mouth with complicated expressions.

The director sitting in front just heard some movement, and glanced back, "What's the matter?"

"It's okay, it's okay..." Lu Yushi and Feng Churan looked back at each other, and at the same time saw a violent emotional shock in each other's eyes——

Is Tang Xingyan the one who was married? !

Then the shock gradually turned into admiration, this kid can do it since he was a child.

But Tang Xingyan, who was stabbed in the back by the eyes of the two, couldn't explain his future family throne for a while, so he looked at Jiang Mian, who was innocently blinking, and asked with a low smile, "Why did you say this suddenly?"

Let you have a kitten with peace of mind, I will marry you, don't worry.Jiang's cat will never be a scumbag.

Jiang Mian tried his best to convey the news with his eyes, and reached out and touched Tang Xingyan's lower abdomen twice.

Tang Xingyan: ...

how?Did you start thinking about his body?

Fine--

Tang Xingyan's eyes turned to helplessness and connivance, anyway, we will see the outcome when we go to bed.

The four resident guests of the program "All the way with you" are the gold medal hosts Bai Nan and Xu Shuocheng of Changle Entertainment, and the other two female guests are comedians Wang Xiaolan and Zheng Wei.

The four walked from the gate to the car talking and laughing, and were taken aback when they got up.

"My God, why did you get up so early? I'm sorry to keep you waiting." Bai Nan stepped forward to shake hands with Jiang Mian and the others, "It's been a long time since Xiao Tang, Yu Shi is getting more and more beautiful, Chu Ran, you too Well, the last time we saw each other was at the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala."

Bai Nan has hosted several variety shows, and he is often invited to the evening parties of various platforms every year, so he basically knows everyone he should know, but he stopped when it was Jiang Mian.

Bai Nan held Jiang Mian's hand solemnly, and shook it twice with a smile, "Oh, you are just Mian Mian, my sister likes you very much, are you interested in being my brother-in-law?"

Tang Xingyan, who had just revived the official CP, was challenged again before he drank a sip of water.

Jiang Mian was a little embarrassed, "Sorry, no."

Teacher Tang felt that his anger was a little smoother.

A few resident guests in the back laughed and joked that Bai Nan didn't come to the show, but came to recognize relatives.After several people introduced each other, the bus started and headed towards the destination.

There were seven or eight unfamiliar faces in the car, so Jiang Mian was a little cautious.But with his appearance, he is naturally obedient, and his nervous appearance is even more indescribably obedient and beautiful.

Wang Xiaolan and Zheng Huajing joked about Jiang Mian. One said that Jiang Mian would be kidnapped and made a godson, and the other said that you were bound too hard, so why would you be a godson if you could tie him back home.

The director knocked on the props in front of him, signaling the eight people to look at him.

"Okay, let's take advantage of the time on the road to guess today's target location."

While speaking, the director divided the eight envelopes into the hands of eight people, "There are clues to where we are going today."

This is a regular part of "All the way with you", where guests are asked to guess the destination, anyway, the things they come up with every time are not very reliable.There are often many jokes.

As soon as he finished speaking, Feng Churan hesitated and said softly, "Is it metal? It's a bit cold."

Xu Shuocheng's facial features in the back were all wrinkled, "Why is there nothing in my envelope? Is it a piece of paper?"

He squeezed it for a long time, but found nothing, so he simply opened the envelope and fell it face down.Only a slight rustling sound was heard, and Xu Shuocheng made a sound when the yellow sand fell down.

"Hmmmm?!"

Jiang Mian slightly widened his eyes, "Is it dirt?"

"What?" Bai Nan joked to the camera, "Are you asking us to climb a mountain? But you don't need to dig the soil, right?"

"Looks like it's not a mountain." Jiang Mian leaned over with some hesitation.

"Hey? What did Mr. Jiang say?" The director in front suddenly became excited and turned the camera to Jiang Mian.

Lu Yushi and Zheng Wei also observed the sand on the ground, "It doesn't look like the soil on the mountain, it's a bit like sand, should we go to the river? Or watch the waterfall?"

"Then what is this?" Feng Churan poured out the small metal block in his envelope, and showed it to everyone in his palm.

"Ancient steel shipyard ruins?" Tang Xingyan interjected.

He patted the little boyfriend next to him who seemed to be looking a little bit wrong, "What's wrong?"

Jiang Mian got a little sand on his fingertips and turned his head to show Tang Xingyan, "Tang Xingyan, this is yin soil."

"Ah? Silver soil?" Wang Xiaolan asked without knowing it.

Jiang Mian: "It's the soil in the tomb passage, used to seal evil spirits."

Crowd: ...

Lu Yushi was the first to burst out laughing uncontrollably, "I'm sorry, sorry, I couldn't help it. You can't do this. If you promote feudal superstition, our show will be cut."

"Now the pressure is on the director's side." Bai Nan also joked, "Did we cut our teacher Jiang's scene, or face the pressure from the superior after broadcasting hahahahaha."

Tang Xingyan held Jiang Mian's finger, "Yes, yes, yes, you are cute, you have the final say."

In fact, everyone is defending Jiang Mian, making this episode look like a program effect to prevent someone from criticizing Jiang Mian after it is broadcast.

But Mianmian, the Linqing lion cat who walks in both worlds of yin and yang, can't make sense of this group of humans at this time, just like a British wizard encounters a Muggle.

Therefore, the director of the Demon Management Office decided to explain to them with a scientific attitude.

Jiang Mian sighed slightly, and showed everyone the sand in his hands, "Look, there is a very small amount of cinnabar mixed in here, which was sprinkled in before the tomb passage was sealed. You can still smell the fishy smell, because this kind of cinnabar usually appears at the same time as the sacrificial burial."

In an instant, the whole carriage fell into silence, even the director who laughed along fell into silence.

Tang Xingyan looked at Jiang Mian's serious expression, and then slowly turned to the director, "Is that so?"

director:……

"Uh--"

Xu Shuocheng instantly got goosebumps all over his body, "No, you really found a tomb?"

After thinking about it, I felt that I hadn't grasped the key point correctly, "You dug out the soil from the tomb? Are you still human?!"

Feng Churan's fingertips trembled a little, "Then, am I a cultural relic? Are we destroying cultural relics?"

Bai Nan: "How about we get out of the car first and declare to the outside world that we have never participated in this show?"

Director: "Guests, take it easy."

"Not guests," Tang Xingyan cut the seat decisively, and leaned back slightly with Jiang Mian in his arms. "We are just future witnesses."

director:……

Jiang Mian leaned comfortably on Tang Xingyan's shoulder, raised his hand and put a small pottery fragment in his envelope in the air for observation, "It doesn't seem to be a cultural relic."

The director immediately said, "Yes, yes, except that the soil was dug from the entrance of King Cheng's tomb, everything else is an imitation."

The director is really about to be wronged and cry. A normal person would pour out all the funerary imitations in the envelope first, such as bricks, arrows, and a small piece of cloth. After putting them together, one can definitely guess that the final destination is a cemetery .

Who knew there was Jiang Mian in this issue.

"Really?" Bai Nan asked incredulously, bowing down and humbly asking for advice, "How did you find out, Mian Mian?"

Jiang Mian tapped on the pottery in his hand, "Listen to the sound, the custom of sprinkling cinnabar on the tomb path to ward off evil spirits is from the time of the Northern Dynasties, and the pottery of that time does not have this sound."

"This... can you hear it?"

Jiang Mian nodded.

Yes, a rich cat with 5000-year-old artifacts in his home can do whatever he wants.

Bai Nan regained his energy all of a sudden, "Mian Mian, is it convenient to ask what your family does? You know so much about cultural relics, are you a scholarly family?"

Bai Nan was born as a host, he was open in communication, and his smile was clear and clean, with a sense of sight of a university senior.Tang Xingyan's heart sank for no reason, and he quietly approached his little boyfriend from behind.

When Jiang Mian was asked this question, he was stunned for a moment, "Our family seems to be a fisherman."

Lu Yushi:? ? ?

Mimian, please be sober, you are Master Jiang of the capital.

Jiang Mian felt that there was nothing wrong with him. There were hundreds of hot spring pools for fish farming outside their main house. They guarded the lotus ponds when they were in Miyagi, and later fled to fish all over the world during the war.

No problem.

Bai Nan was amused. He had heard the rumors about Jiang Mian, but of course he didn't take it seriously.

"Then Mian Mian is afraid of the cemetery?"

Tang Xingyan narrowed his eyes slightly, he realized that Bai Yuanyuan and his brother were really in the same line, so they kept barking reluctantly after only knowing each other for a long time.

Jiang Mian shook his head resolutely, "I'm not afraid, but cemeteries are not good for pregnant women."

As he said, he put his hands behind his back worriedly between Tang Xingyan and himself, and rubbed Tang Xingyan's lower abdomen.

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The author has something to say:

Today I decided on the postgraduate entrance examination qwq is really too difficult, and the postgraduate entrance examination has been too difficult in the past two years.I wish you all the best of luck this year.

Then, as far as my current experience is concerned, when deciding on a college, you have to figure out your own conditions first, and then go to the teacher of the institution for help after you have a general goal, otherwise you will be like me and spend a whole day doing it.

感谢在2022-02-2423:59:57~2022-02-2600:28:57期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: drop ψ1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!