What does kitty know

After Tang Xingyan and Jiang Mian were together, he found that his cat had been keeping a black cat ornament with a crown in his room.

In fact, Jiang Mian has some common problems of cats, which is called liking the new and loathing the old for short.But this crown black cat ornament has been kept by him on the bedside table, as if it is very important.

Tang Xingyan pretended not to care about it, but in fact he had asked several friends about the origin of this thing.

It's not a luxury VIP offer, and there is no logo on the black cat ornament, unlike what Jiang Mian got when he was a human being.

——Could it be that this is actually Jiang Mian's ex-boyfriend?

Tang Xingyan's suspicion is not groundless.

First of all, Jiang Mian is a white mixed-breed cat with a little flame pattern. Jiang Mian's mother is orange and white, and his father is a lynx pattern.Secondly, this black cat is not like the lion cat and Norwegian forest cat, it is short-haired and more robust.In the end, Jiang Mian never liked porcelain things, he preferred the soft and furry texture, the evidence is that all the things Jiang Mian brought back from their home were furry.

After having this guess, Tang Xingyan didn't like the ornament in any way.

Finally, when going out to play again and again, Tang Xingyan, who seemed to be careless but had planned ahead, made his own request.

"Mian Mian, do you like this?" Tang Xingyan pointed to the pink fur balls on the display cabinet. The dyed ostrich feathers were fluffed together, like a large cat teaser.

Tang Xingyan has already figured out his little one's preferences in the past few years of raising cats. Sure enough, Jiang Mian's eyes lit up when he saw the pile of ostrich feathers.

"Okay." Jiang Mian looked at it happily, already imagining his happiness in pulling it in the future.

Tang Xingyan nodded, lowered his eyes and pretended to be looking at other things, and started his own plan.

"Where to put it, Mian Mian, what do you think of the bedside table on the left?"

Jiang Mian, as a kitten who is about to be raised and abandoned, has always listened to Tang Xingyan for these troublesome little things.

So he subconsciously wanted to nod, but when he nodded to the side, he suddenly hesitated.

"The bedside table?" Jiang Mian looked at Tang Xingyan, "Is my Xiao Hei placed there?"

Tang Xingyan: ...

Well, it turns out that the rag has a name.

Will Jiang Mian name an ornament?Won't!

The word Xiao Hei must be the name of the prototype of the decoration!

Tang Xingyan smiled flawlessly, but in fact his back molars were already biting together, "So that black cat is called Xiao Hei. It's been on the bedside table for a long time, so it's time to replace it."

Jiang Mian didn't hesitate for a moment, and immediately shook his head in denial, "No."

Tang Xingyan chose the next best thing, "Then, put it in the living room?"

Jiang Mian still shook his head, "No, no, Xiao Hei must be placed by the bed."

Tang Xingyan, who has now become a film star, has always been evaluated by the media and fans as a scene person, basically only doing his best in front of this kitten at home.

For example, like now, Tang Xingyan really wanted to ask, "Why do you put your ex-boyfriend on the bedside to watch us love each other!"

Jiang Mian dully sensed something was wrong, and pulled Tang Xingyan's cuff, "Tang Xingyan?"

Jiang Mian was hugged before he could say the next sentence.

Tang Xingyan's muffled voice came from the top of his head, with dissatisfaction that seemed to be grinding his teeth, "Bad cat..."

Jiang Mian, who was scolded for no reason: ...

Very good, my own human beings started acting like demons again.

Jiang Mian didn't hesitate to hit people with his hands without claws, in order to consolidate his master's position.

However, from that day on, Tang Xingyan began to inquire about Jiang Mian's "ex-boyfriend" Xiao Hei from the Demon Management Office overtly and secretly. Noticed something was wrong.

The high-quality humans who broke into the demon management office amid thousands of troops back then looked back at Tang Xingyan for a long time, and finally decided to have a good talk with their compatriots.

Therefore, Jiang Mian may have an ex-boyfriend, and the fact that he put a small sculpture of his ex-boyfriend by the bed caused a storm in the small group of the demon prison.

The discussion begins with the sentence [What! 】start.

In just 10 minutes, the discussion in the group became more and more biased, so that someone finally suggested that the black cat ornament might be the urn of Jiang Mian's ex-boyfriend, who was furious after the scumbag abandoned Mian Mian's baby Maomao made it like this, and since then put it on the bedside table to watch Jiang Mian and the incumbent's sweet life.

It is very possible that after Jiang Mian and Tang Xingyan broke up, there will be two ornaments on the bedside table, one black cat and one human.

Yu Zhou stared at the phone for a long while, then looked up at Tang Xingyan, worried.

Tang Xingyan thought he was the only normal person among them, and wanted to make some normal discussions.I saw one more message in the group:

[Mian Mian has already received the Little Red Book with Mr. Tang, they are not called a breakup, but a divorce. 】

[Yes, yes, it should be more rigorous. 】

[It may also be widowed. 】

【This problem is really very serious. Mr. Tang and Mian Mian are the only transsexual couples that the demon management has taken over these years.If they broke up, it would be a diplomatic accident! 】

[That is to say, we have to write inspections, write reports, make various statements and investigations, and there are endless meetings...]

[So Mr. Tang, you must pay attention to it, the problem is very serious. 】

Tang Xingyan: ...

He felt that the years of working in the Demon Management Office had indeed caused too much impact on the cognition of people like Yu Zhou, otherwise, how could every normal person be like a fool.

Regardless of the fact that everyone in the demon management office did not give any substantive answers, they still pointed out a clear way for Tang Xingyan, that is, to ask Jiang Mian's mother and father when Jiang Mian came home during the Spring Festival.

A month later-

Jiang Mian and the two went back to Shanhai through the official channel of the Demon Management Office. Jiang Mian is now a big star who can stand on his own. He had a lot of work a year ago, and it has been almost a month and a half since he has seen the little brothers and sisters of the Demon Management Office. It's over.

The beautiful cat was hugged by Tang Xingyan, with a big fluffy tail sweeping Tang Xingyan's elbow one after another, looking at the people in the Demon Management Office with some reluctance.

He was still being rubbed by everyone on the table just now, but Tang Xingyan took him away as soon as he came over.

Jiang Mian coquettishly gave a "Mi" to everyone, saying that he would play together after he came back, and he would nestle in Tang Xingyan's arms and wait to pass through the barrier with peace of mind.

So Jiang Mian didn't see Yu Zhou and the others winking at Tang Xingyan.

In Jiang Mian's eyes, this was just an ordinary New Year's Eve, but in Tang Xingyan's eyes, it was actually a tough battle.

He wanted to see which cat could keep his family on the bedside table for so many years.

And behind him, dozens of professionals in the Demon Management Office are on standby at any time, ready to provide Tang Xingyan with professional advice on psychology, physiology, society, criminal interrogation, diplomacy, and even law, to ensure that Tang Xingyan eliminates his rivals and stabilizes mankind this time. The marriage relationship with Yaozu is stable.

The territory of Linqing lion cat is in the west of the mountains and seas, and dozens of cat monsters such as snow-treading lynx, clouded leopard, black panther, and flame-patterned lion guard outside the habitat of the white tiger.

Unknown trees with thousands of years canopy are like clouds, and hundreds of hot spring pools are scattered around the territory like stars.

Tang Xingyan was a little strange. After all, Jiang Mian was a kitten who didn't like bathing very much. How could there be such a bath pool around their house?

Jiang Mian patted him with his paws, kicked Tang Xingyan's chest with his hind feet, and jumped to the ground with a whoosh.

Jiang Mian rushed to one of the hot spring pools with his big tail swung, lowered his back, and thrust forward.Before Tang Xingyan could react, Jiang Mian had already thrown a fish up.

"Miuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Jiang Mian ran to Tang Xingyan's side in small steps, restrainedly guided Yu Fang to the ground, and turned back to his original form.

The handsome young man with cat ears and a big tail put away his bravery and vigor just now, flung himself into Tang Xingyan's arms coquettishly, and stretched his hands into his boyfriend's arms.

"The hot spring is so cold this year, Tang Xingyan, cover it for me."

Of course, Tang Xingyan couldn't refuse, and helped his cat boyfriend cover his paws.

Jiang Mian was so comfortable that he rubbed his ears against Tang Xingyan's chin, and his soft, bouncy ears rubbed against his skin. It was like a cat slave's dream.

But there is also a bad thing, that is, the feline shoveling officer only feels happy if the cat rubs against people, and the boy with cat ears rubs against people, and the boyfriend will have some sweet troubles.

Tang Xingyan bowed his head and kissed Jiang Mian's ear, and bit it lightly, "Don't play tricks."

Jiang Mian smiled smugly, and put his whole face into Tang Xingyan's arms, his voice sounded muffled.

"I didn't. I used to rub others like this, and they didn't say I was playing tricks."

Tang Xingyan: ...

At this moment, his brain automatically equated others to become the hideous black cat on the bedside table.