What does kitty know

If someone walked into Jiang Mian's rest room now, he would find his clothes thrown on the bed.And on top of all the clothes, there is a fluffy kitten lying on its stomach.

The Mianmian cat, a hybrid of two long-haired cats, has silky white fur with a light golden tip.Jiang Mian's black hair, which is no different from ordinary people, is actually disguised by demon power. If there is no disguise, Jiang Mian's hair should actually be light blonde.

The mobile phone placed in front of the kitten was almost twice the size of a cat's head, and a woman's gentle questioning voice came from inside.

[Mianmian, how are you doing these days?Did you eat well and sleep well? Did anyone bully you? 】

The woman on the screen is dignified and exudes ancient charm, and a long dress in improved Tang suit outlines her beautiful figure. She is the kind of beauty who will be stopped and secretly photographed when she walks on the street.But no one would dare to go up and ask for contact information, because the noble and quiet temperament on her body was too obvious, as if she was the eldest daughter of an unborn big family.

"Meow—~" Jiang Mian replied with a drawn-out voice, two pointed teeth flashed in the air.

The woman on the opposite side was obviously very satisfied, and she praised her son in a soft voice, "Mianmian is great. Yu Zhou said that you made a lot of friends in the film crew, right?"

If someone heard Jiang Mian's mother and Jiang Mian's way of speaking, they would definitely think that her child was two or three years old. Otherwise, why would this noble and beautiful woman speak like a kindergarten teacher.

Who would have thought that the two palm-sized kittens on the opposite side of her video are almost twenty?

Jiang Mian meowed and talked to her mother, the sound was soft and soft, the kind of sweetie who would be chased by little girls in cat cafes, saying that I don’t want to be a licking dog, but she meowed at me Bag.

"The field manager saw that I had been eating dried fish, so she asked me for it, and I gave it to her. She said it was super delicious, and asked me to bring some to her next time I bought it."

"My elder brother, who is a photography intern, just graduated from college last year. He lost his house key the day before yesterday. I asked him to provide me with two packs of small biscuits, and then helped him find the keys with my magic power. Now he gives me biscuits when he sees me, It’s almost half full in the drawer, I should have asked him for the original flavor, the vanilla flavor was still a bit too sweet.”

"The director is angry every day, but he said that my acting skills are getting better and better. So last night I wished him that his hair would not decrease this year..."

Jiang Mian's mother patiently listened to her son telling her what happened on the set.

In front of humans, Jiang Mian has always acted like a 20-year-old young man who grew up normally, but he is only 20 years old, and among the cat monsters whose lifespan can be hundreds or thousands, he is really the smallest baby.

When she sent Jiang Mian to the Demon Management Office, the Demon Management Office didn't know that Jiang Mian was able to transform into a form. According to the usual routine, the age on the human ID card that was originally planned for Jiang Mian was three years old.

Jiang Mian's mother couldn't laugh or cry when she thought of these things. If she had known that the hybrid monster would transform so quickly, she and Jiang Mian's father should have taught Jiang Mian more things besides hunting and being cute.

"... By the way, Mom." Jiang Mian lowered her meow a little.

Mother Cat asked patiently, "What's the matter?"

Jiang Mian's two front paws clasped together nervously, like two peeled mangosteens.Maomaowian twitched her left ear, and spoke a little shyly after a while.

"Do you know how to judge whether the kitten in Tang Xingyan's stomach is safe?"

Jiang Mian's mother: ...

Cats are confused jpg.

She had faintly sensed that something was wrong, but that perception hadn't reached the point where she could discover the truth.

Jiang Mian's mother asked tentatively, "Tang Xingyan's kitten...what's going on?"

Jiang Mian thought his mother was too busy so she forgot about it, so she explained, "It's the human who is pregnant with my kitten."

Jiang Mian's mother only felt a loud noise in her head. It was nothing more than that when she passed through the thunder disaster.

Her first reaction was: Bao, you are only three years old, how could you let humans have babies? !

The second reaction was fury, which human being with ulterior motives approached me when I was not around, and stole the blood of my Linqing lion cat clan!

With trembling fingers, Jiang Mian's mother, Ms. Jiang Yunzhi, picked up the tea bowl next to her that could enter the museum, and took a sip of the tea to suppress her shock.

She hesitated between immediately questioning Jiang Mian who that little goblin was and making a roundabout way of talking to her son, and finally chose the latter.

Jiang Mian was so young, the worst human being he came into contact with after his transformation was the head of a certain supernatural department who would snatch his little fish from the opposite side of the Demon Management Office.

If human beings know these nonsense things, at most the world view will collapse and the three views will be rebuilt, and they will still be bouncing after two days.But Jiang Mian is a cat who is tempering his demon nature. If he finds out about those dirty things, Jiang Mian may turn into a bad cat who will laugh at everyone later.

Ms. Jiang Yunzhi calmed herself down, she smiled on the surface but even the back molars were worn out, "Mian Mian, tell mom about Tang Xingyan. Is she my future daughter-in-law? Where is it? What do you do? How old are you? How many people in your family, how many acres of land, how many cows? Landlord or country gentleman? Are you an official or a businessman?"

The kitten opposite was stunned for a moment, then shook his head hesitantly, "He's an actor, 21 years old, I don't know anything else. But he may not be your future daughter-in-law, because he doesn't like me very much."

Ms. Jiang Yunzhi was furious.

She was almost sure that her stupid cat was deceived by the premeditated human beings outside, and that Tang Xingyan was trying to deceive their family Mianmian's noble blood.

You must know that although Ms. Jiang Yunzhi is a cat that keeps pace with the times, the more the Yaozu have been in contact with humans over the years, the more they recognize the power of this race, and those ancient prejudices are much less.

But it must be admitted that there are still many problems in the combination of ladyboys.For example, the life of the partner is short, the living habits are not in common, there is no protection of relevant laws, etc...

If a monster race wants to intermarry with a human, it needs to go to the monster management office to report and file. At the same time, it also needs the guarantee of the elders of the monster race and the certificate of the relevant departments of the human race.

However, there are still more and more people mixed with monsters. One of the most irritating things is that some humans want to study the secret of the longevity of the monster race.But the real monsters are not easy to control, so they specifically look for those monsters who are naturally prodigal, and get mixed-race babies for research.

Jiang Yunzhi wasn't suspicious, but that Tang Xingyan didn't want Jiang Mian to be responsible for the last point of her pregnancy, saying that she didn't like her son's suspicions.

While procrastinating for time, she chatted with Jiang Mian about something, and at the same time texted Yu Zhou violently.

[Do you know that Jiang Mian was cheated of blood! 】

Yu Zhou who received the text message: ...

He was moving bricks, really wearing a hard hat and pushing a small cart.To put it another way, the civil servants of the demon management office are cleaning up the place where one of the family immortals disappeared, and all the bricks and stones found have to be taken back as evidence for research.

Yu Zhou took off his safety helmet, took off his gloves and skillfully flung them into the hat, and sat down on the mound next to him, then touched the black ash on his face with his arm.

[How could it be, Jiang Mian's mother, Jiang Mian has never told me about this these days. 】

Ms. Jiang Yunzhi is like a bad parent who forced the kindergarten teacher to admit that she neglected her son, aggressive.

[Jiang Mian told me just now that there is a man named Tang Xingyan in the crew who is already pregnant with his kitten!It's been almost a month!One month! 】

Ms. Gong Miao Jiang Yunzhi, who walked gracefully in Miyagi back then and never let Mao Mao mess up a bit during the war, couldn't hold back like all parents in front of her son's matter, and she almost asked Yu Zhou "how dare you!"

Before the change, Yu Zhou must have admitted his mistake first and then explained to Ms. Jiang Yunzhi who must have misunderstood something. After all, the Yaozu valued their children and even dared to do it.

But today, after moving the bricks for almost eight hours, the national public servants' spines are as hard as his bricks, and they want to go back immediately.

【Mianmian is so obedient, how could she get involved with messy people...】

Assistant Yu gradually stopped typing, and suddenly remembered what Mao Mao Mian had said to him a month ago when he and Jiang Mian were on the phone.

What did Jiang Mian say at that time?

"...What should I do, Zhouzhou, I rode Tang Xingyan, he seems to be pregnant. I touched his lower abdomen, it was hard, I don't know how the kitten is..."

But at that time, he was so tired that he had just arrived in the northeast, fell a dozen times on the ice, walked the mountain road for three hours, and fell asleep in a daze.

……

Yu Zhou's expression suddenly frightened.

It's over, a major lapse in his work.

He has to go back to write a report, write a self-criticism, do a report-reading self-criticism, and deduct the bonus to re-learn the monster race and redo the ideological training.

Jiang Mian is just a 20-year-old kitten!How could he really make Tang Xingyan pregnant!

Ms. Jiang Yunzhi on the other side of the phone had already gotten the answer she wanted from his silence.

Jiang Mian's mother regrets it very much now. She should spend more time with her son. Although the construction of the motherland is important, so is the son.

Ms. Jiang Yunzhi pinched her brows with a headache, and asked Jiang Mian who was opposite, "Where are you now? Is that Tang Xingyan still on the set?"

Jiang Mian reported the address of the studio, then nodded, "Tang Xingyan is the protagonist of this drama, and he has been around."

Very good, Jiang Yunzhi clicked to open a chat box with the remark [Yangzi Alligator Xiaoyang], and entered a murderous line of words in it.

【How many fish are there in your family?Send you an address and help me tie someone back. 】

Yaozu has its own way of dealing with problems, Ms. Jiang Yunzhi thought.

Three dots were sent from the other side, 【Not good, Sister Jiang.Our actions belong to the category of eradicating evil...]

Ms. Jiang Yunzhi looked indifferent, [This human being stole the blood of our cat clan, you know what I mean. 】

[! ! !OK, you can send me the photo, and I will ask the brother to get in the car right away.Do you need to prepare onion, ginger, garlic, aniseed and fragrant leaves for your soup? 】

Jiang Mian only saw that the mother on the opposite side lowered her head to talk about work with others, and she did not disturb quietly.

There is no play for him this morning, so he can nestle in the warm rest room.But Tang Xingyan was working outside, so his hands and feet were probably freezing cold.

If only he knew he was a cat so he could cover his hands with his fur belly.

The very experienced post said that you can't reveal your identity at the beginning, but also said that if you have hair, you should let humans touch it more, so that humans will feel better.

It's simply impossible to have both.

"Mian Mian, do you have a photo of Tang Xingyan?" Jiang Yunzhi's business came from the mobile phone, soft and gentle, as if there was always a lingering misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River between his brows.

Just as Jiang Mian was about to say yes, there were many photos of him on the Internet, when there was a knock on the door of the lounge.

"Jiang Mian, are you in there?"

It was Tang Xingyan's voice.

Jiang Mian was startled, stood up subconsciously, and wanted to respond, only to realize that he was now in the form of a cat, and the meow that was exported could only be understood by his peers.

The door was knocked twice, "I came in."

Speaking of Tang Xingyan, he pushed the door and entered.

He saw Jiang Mian walk into this lounge just now, but he hasn't come out, so he doesn't suspect that Jiang Mian has gone to other places.

He was just a little stunned when he came in. He didn't expect Jiang Mian to get a bed in his lounge. You must know that although other actors will sleep in the lounge, they can only put a chair at most.

Not to mention that there was a cat on Jiang Mian's bed, and——

A bed of littered clothes.

Tang Xingyan's hand was still on the doorknob, staring blankly at the pair of white underwear on top of the jeans, and then reservedly moved to the white kitten after a while.

It seems that Jiang Mian likes white very much.

This idea suddenly popped up in Tang Xingyan's mind, and was immediately pressed down by himself.

Last night, in order to understand how Jiang Mian fell in love with him, he went to their CP Chaochao to read half of the popular posts.

Any role-playing role-playing with identity reversal is considered normal.

In the matter of cp knocking, if the masters on both sides send out a lot of sugar, and fans are soaked in food every day and don't know when it will be, then the output of the big players will tend to be normal.

But if the two principals have no relationship at all on the surface, there is no connection in life, and the interviews do not cue each other, there is no resource for cooperation.Then the wives who produce food will develop abnormally, and they will add all the brain holes they can see and cannot see to the two righteous masters.

Unfortunately, Jiang Mian and Tang Xingyan are the latter.

You must know that the two of them don't even have a second photo of them standing together except for the opening photo of "Nine Ci".Even the red carpet photos gathered on the whole stage, like the Cowherd and Weaver Girl separated by the Queen Mother.

Under such circumstances, the super chat between the two, "Have you eaten noodle soup today?" bears a simple and ordinary name, and contains pictures and microblogs that were half swallowed by Big Eyed Boy.

Tang Xingyan followed the external links left in the comment area to get to know at least four websites that he had never set foot in, and saw all kinds of articles between him and Jiang Mian that would be harmonized by Jinjiang just by tagging them.

In a dark corner that no one knows, noodle soup CP grows wantonly.

In just four hours last night, Tang Xingyan realized for the first time the danger of creatures like fans. He couldn't imagine what Jiang Mian was usually watching.

So, he decided to come and talk to Jiang Mian today.

Talk about his feelings for himself, talk about his view of love that may go astray because of the cp output.

The lounge is not big, Tang Xingyan took two steps in subconsciously, before he figured out how he was going to talk to Jiang Mian, and what happened to the cat on the bed, his gaze was the same as that of Ms. Jiang Yunzhi who was also looking at him on the phone Make eye contact.

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