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The store delivered the goods very quickly, and the skirt bought online arrived the next day.

After Han Yi got the item, he tried it on immediately. Even though he has been working outdoors all year round, even though he is over [-] years old, his figure still maintains the level of his early [-]s.

He was very satisfied with the slimming effect of the skirt, but just having a skirt was not enough, he had to make a full set, so he picked out a black long straight wig on the Internet by the way.

A white suspender dress with long black hair can basically restore about [-]% to [-]% of the image of the pure and sweet girl back then, and the remaining [-]-[-]% needs to be made up by makeup.

Han Yi doesn't know anything about makeup, so he searched the Internet for a lot of video research on beauty makeup masters, and he can be regarded as seeing a little way.

Of course, talking about war on paper is not enough. Before officially entering the battlefield, simulation exercises must be carried out.

Based on the information provided by the UP owner, Han Yi made a list of cosmetics to buy. Taking advantage of the absence of class in the afternoon, he went to the counter of the mall to make purchases.

Good-looking people are popular no matter where they go. When the cabinet sister sees a handsome guy, her eyes are shining brightly, and her service attitude is more enthusiastic than usual.

"Sir, how can I help you?"

Han Yi didn't know anything about cosmetics, so he simply handed the list to the cabinet sister: "I want to buy the above items, please help me choose."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard someone behind him calling out to him: "Mr. Han!"

Han Yi turned around and saw that not far behind, a handsome young man with a shopping bag was smiling and waving at him vigorously.

The handsome young man in front of him is named Xiao Jian, and he was one of the blind dates that Han Qianjing introduced to Han Yi. At that time, because Han Yi hadn't figured out his model, the blind date ended in nothing.

Although the two are not together, they still keep each other's WeChat, occasionally send greetings during festivals, or like each other's circle of friends from time to time.

"Mr. Han, are you out shopping alone?"

Han Yi nodded: "Ah, yes, I'm free in the afternoon, so go out and do some shopping."

"I just happen to be shopping alone, do you want to find a place to sit down and have a drink later?"

Teacher Han was not in a hurry, so he readily agreed.

Since that blind date, the two haven't seen each other for more than half a year.

Xiaojian is extroverted and has a lot of common topics with Han Yi. Han Yi has always had a good impression of him.

It was a rare encounter, and Xiao Jian couldn't wait to share his recent love life with Han Yi: "I'm already out of the single!"

Han Yi was happy for him: "Congratulations, when did it happen?"

Xiaojian said: "It's been more than four months. After the blind date with you, I went to meet a few more men, but they didn't work out. Later, by chance, I went to the gym to find my friend. That’s where I met my incumbent.”

Xiaojian's current job is a gym coach. As a coach, his physical fitness is naturally not bad, and he understands everything.

Han Yi remembered that Xiaojian once said that he was 0, so he asked him: "Xiaojian, do you think it is painful to be 0?"

Xiaojian was puzzled: "Why is it in pain? No one forced me."

Han Yi: "Then how do you feel about being 0?"

Xiaojian: "Excellent!"

There is too much indescribable content contained in this simple word.

Han Yi was very curious: "Is your boyfriend good at technology?"

"It's not just good, it's really a superb driving skill." When mentioning his current position, Xiaojian was full of pride, "He has a great physical performance. When we first started dating, we played very aggressively. He asked me three or four times a day. We did it every day for a week."

Han Yi's eyes widened when he heard this: "Ah? Then can you bear it?"

"I can barely keep up with his rhythm. Now our relationship has gradually stabilized, and the impulse of the passionate period has faded a little bit, but it will come four or five times a week."

With the nourishment and watering of sex life, Xiao Jian looks much more ruddy than before.

Han Yi: "So what's the specific method?"

Xiaojian: "Don't all men have prostate glands? As long as you can precisely touch that point, you can feel an unprecedented comfortable experience. Haven't you tried it?"

Teacher Han shrugged very spinelessly: "No, I'm afraid of pain."

Xiaojian patted him on the shoulder: "As long as you do a good job in the pre-expansion work and be careful, doing 0 is actually not as scary as you think."

Oh, let's study again when we have a chance.

Han Yi didn't take it seriously, and said, "I often see you posting on Moments, but I didn't know you were already in a relationship."

Xiaojian laughed and said: "Xiu Enai dies quickly, it's better to keep a low profile about this kind of thing, by the way, do you want to see a photo of me and my partner?"

"Okay."

Xiaojian searched for a while from the photo album, and handed the phone to Han Yi.

I have to say that there is a big gap between Xiaojian's fitness trainer boyfriend and Han Yi's imagination. The other person's appearance is very mediocre, which doesn't really match Xiaojian's appearance.

"It's true that he isn't handsome, but he has a great body." Xiaojian said, "Actually, I have had a few handsome boyfriends before. In terms of appearance, they are really outstanding, but they are all embroidered pillows. It’s flashy, and every time you pay the public rations, a few extra rounds are like killing them, what’s the use of talking about such a person?!”

It is said that sexual life can strengthen a relationship or a marriage, and many couples and couples break up because of disharmony in their sexual life.

Xiaojian taught in the tone of a person who has experienced it: "Since stepping on the thunder several times, I don't pay much attention to appearance now. As long as it is not ugly, it is fine. In short, you must find someone who is in good health. It’s not good to say anything false.”

After talking about his story, Xiao Jian asked Han Yi again: "What about you, Mr. Han? How are you doing recently?"

"I'm also out of the singles. The partner is younger than me and is a male college student."

Xiao Jian clapped his hands: "Happy Nian Xia, Nian Xia is in good health!"

From just now until now, he has been repeatedly emphasizing this necessity, and Han Yi can't help but laugh.

Xiaojian is a person who loves to inquire about gossip, and just after listening to Han Yi talking about his partner, he immediately asked to see the photos.

Han Yi's mobile phone has accumulated a lot of materials of Yan's classmate, but there are not many photos of the two of them together. The last time was when they went on a trip in summer.

He pointed to the boy standing next to him in the photo, and said to Xiaojian: "It's him. By the way, I just noticed that you two were born in the same year."

Xiaojian stared at the person in the photo, and the more he looked at him, the more he looked familiar. He asked Han Yi: "Your boyfriend, is his name Yan Jiwen?"

Han Yi was a little surprised: "How do you know? You two know each other?"

Xiaojian said: "He and I used to be in the same class in junior high school. I didn't expect your date to be him. It always feels a little weird."

"How incredible?"

Xiaojian told Han Yi: "Yan Jiwen is a straight man, in my impression, he seems to hate homosexuality."

Han Yi had never heard Yan Jiwen mention this point.

Han Yi asked: "Did something happen before?"

Xiao Jian said: "When we were in junior high school, our school had a dormitory system. One night during the break, Yan Jiwen was secretly kissed by another boy who had a crush on him. He beat up that boy because of this incident. The boy was dismissed by the school on the grounds that he behaved badly, and Yan Jiwen was also given a major demerit for beating someone.

"Actually, I also had a crush on another boy in my grade at the time, and I was ready to confess to him, but after this happened, I had to hide my sexual orientation.

"But luckily I didn't do that. Later I heard that the guy hated gays and often said bad things about gays in public. I was still sad for a whole month after I found out about this."

Han Yi: "Did Ah Ji really hate gays before?"

"He didn't diss homosexuality, but in short, he gave people the impression that he was a straight man, and he had a girl he liked very much at the time."

Han Yi was quite interested in Yan Jiwen's past, and urged Xiaojian to continue talking.

Xiaojian scratched his head: "Actually, my relationship with Yan Jiwen is relatively ordinary, that is, I used to be at the same table with him for a while, and I heard him mention it by chance during a chat.

"At that time, he used a picture of a girl as his QQ profile picture, and he kept telling others that it was the girl of his dreams."

Han Yi blinked: "Dream lover?"

Xiaojian: "Yes, in the past, we used to post photos of handsome men and beautiful women in our school forums. Whoever looks good will be popular. That girl was always at the top of the hot list at that time. Let alone Yan Jiwen, many boys put her Think of it as Bai Yueguang, but things like the Internet are illusory, and I don't even know their name and where they live, so how can they be together."

Han Yi has Jiayan Jiwen QQ friends, but as far as he knows, Yan Jiwen's QQ avatar has always been his own photography.

Probably because he didn't want to keep the black history of the past, all the photos in Yan Jiwen's QQ space were also deleted, and now he can't even do archaeology.

The situation on Weibo is the same, Mr. Han has been scrolling to the bottom, without any clues to follow.

He doesn't mind who Yan Jiwen liked before, that's all in the past tense, who didn't have one or two admirers in his youth, but once curiosity is aroused, it's hard to suppress it .

Han Yi dug and dug but couldn't find any clues, and when he was about to close Weibo, he accidentally clicked into Yan Jiwen's Weibo profile photo album.

This album is open to the public. Just click on it, and the user's past avatar change history can be seen at a glance.

Yan Jiwen has changed several avatars since he opened Weibo, but the first avatar he uploaded was Han Yi in women's clothing.

The photo is low resolution and looks like it was taken from a video.

That should have happened before Yan Jiwen met Han Yi.

Han Yi suddenly remembered that when he and Yuan Li went out for dinner, he had heard Yuan Li say that Yan Jiwen once fell in love with a girl at first sight because of a video on the Internet.

At that time, Han Yi didn't pay much attention to it after listening to it, but after thinking about it now, he realized that it was actually such a memorable event.

Han Yi stared at himself in the photo for a long time, staring at himself, unconsciously giggling.

In the evening, when Yan Jiwen asked Han Yi out for dinner, Han Yi asked him, "I heard you say that you have someone you like."

Yan Jiwen: "Why do you ask so suddenly?"

"It's just a sudden curiosity." Han Yi showed great interest and asked him, "Where is that person now?"

Yan Jiwen was eating, and his speech was a little vague: "I don't know."

Yan Jiwen always felt that Han Yi was a little weird today, he didn't take a few bites of the food on the table, and kept his hands on his chin, staring at himself with a smile.

Yan Jiwen had been stared at by him for a long time, and he felt a little uncomfortable eating: "Why do you keep looking at me?"

Han Yi: "The more I look at you, the cuter you feel."

It was the first time to be praised as cute by others, Yan Jiwen felt weird: "You can't say something else to praise me."

Han Yi shook his head: "After much deliberation, I still think this word is the most suitable for you."

After finishing speaking, he continued to ask him about his first love: "Then why didn't you stay with him?"

Yan Jiwen lowered his head and wiped his mouth: "I can't even talk about netizens with him, there is no possibility."

"Then you and him..."

Han Yi was still asking endlessly, Yan Jiwen was worried that if he continued to talk about it, he had to interrupt him: "Hey, it's been so long, can we not talk about this..."

Teacher Han pursed his lips and snickered: "Oh, okay, then I won't ask."

After the meal, Han Yi thought he was too full and wanted to walk back.

Yan Jiwen glanced at him, and complained: "I don't think you ate much, and I almost killed the whole table."

"Exercising more is good for your body." Teacher Han seemed in a particularly good mood.

"Did any happy event happen to you?"

"No." Han Yi rubbed his hands together and breathed into his palms.

Yan Jiwen took his hand and put it in his pocket.

The two held hands while walking slowly and chatting on the street.

It will be Christmas in a few days. Han Yi's father is a Christian. When he was in Australia, the family would celebrate Christmas together every year.

Although only the two brothers are left now, they still continue the tradition of their former father.

Han Yi gently shook Yan Jiwen's hand: "Do you have any program arrangements for Christmas Eve?"

"No, you want to ask me out?" Yan Jiwen raised his eyebrows.

Han Yi nodded: "Yes, do you want to have Christmas dinner with us?"

Yan Jiwen: "It's not suitable for you to celebrate the festival with your brother."

Han Yi: "It's okay, my brother will also call his partner over when the time comes, everyone is our own."

My own person, Yan Jiwen likes these three words. In the bitter cold wind, his heart was coaxed to heat up, and he held Han Yi's hand even tighter in his pocket.

The two chatted about the arrangements for Christmas Eve, and unknowingly came downstairs to Han Yi's apartment.

"I'll take you upstairs."

Han Yi subconsciously wanted to say "yes", but suddenly thought that the little skirts, wigs and cosmetics he bought were still in the living room of the house, so he changed his words again: "No, I'll just go up by myself, you Go back and rest."

"Aren't you wary of me? Have you forgotten our previous agreement?"

"I haven't forgotten, I'm still preparing... I plan to give you a surprise when the time comes."

Although I don't know what Han Yi is messing with, but since Mr. Han said so, let's look forward to it for now.

Han Yi took the initiative to give in: "I won't go up today, but we young people are rather impatient. Teacher Han, please don't make me wait too long."

He pulled Han Yi into his arms and kissed him for a long time before he was willing to let him go upstairs.

Christmas gifts are definitely indispensable at Christmas. After the last birthday gift-giving experience and spending time with Han Yi, Yan Jiwen gradually formed some ideas of his own in choosing gifts.

Yan Jiwen fell in love with a white pure wool scarf in the display cabinet of the mall. The first time he saw this scarf, he felt that it was very suitable for Mr. Han's temperament. He didn't think much about it and went straight into the store to buy it. down.

When checking out, Yan Jiwen specifically told the waiter to find a better-looking gift paper and wrap it up.

The gifts are ready, and the rest is to wait for Christmas Eve to arrive, but unexpectedly, another accident happened halfway.

Christmas Eve happened to be Yan Guohua's birthday.

It's no wonder that Yan Jiwen couldn't remember that Yan Guohua always had a lunar birthday.

Every year on this day, Yan Guohua invites relatives and friends to have dinner and celebrate, and this year is no exception.

Yan Jiwen couldn't be absent from his father's birthday, but at the other end he also agreed to Han Yi, and the situation was a bit of a dilemma.

Han Yi understood his difficulties very well, and comforted him: "Of course it's important to celebrate with your family. It's okay if I come over later, it doesn't matter. I will definitely leave you a Christmas dinner at that time, as long as you can still eat it." if."

On Yan Guohua's birthday, all the relatives and friends of the family came. The banquet hall of the hotel was lively and lively, but Yan Jiwen was always absent-minded, always looking down at his phone.

Seeing him fidgeting all the time, Jiang Wei asked, "Are you in a hurry?"

"No." Yan Jiwen put away the phone guiltily.

How can a son be fooled by his mother's eyes, Jiang Wei saw through his mind at once: "You still said no, I see that you are clearly very anxious now, what's the matter, today you have an appointment with your partner for Christmas?"

Being told by his mother, Yan Jiwen fell silent.

Jiang Wei asked curiously, "Is it the one who traveled with you last time?"

Yan Jiwen gave a soft "hmm".

Jiang Wei sighed after being happy: "Look at you kid, it's your dad's birthday today, why don't you know how to bring him over and introduce him to us?"

Yan Ji Wenxin said, if I really want to bring him here, I'm afraid it won't be an introduction, I'm afraid I will have to figure out how to explain it to you.

"Anyway, we're almost done with dinner now, so hurry up and let people wait." Jiang Wei made a gesture to drive him away, then suddenly remembered something, and asked, "Is it okay tonight? Want to spend the night outside?"

It was the first time that his mother said such a straightforward thing in front of him, and Yan Jiwen was a little embarrassed.

Jiang Wei: "Anyway, you are an adult. I don't care about other things. You can mess around as much as you want. Anyway, you must take safety measures. Do you hear me?"

"Mom, where are you talking about? Besides, tonight may not be..."

"Don't be afraid of [-], just in case. Your mother has also been there, so I kindly remind you."

Before leaving, Yan Jiwen didn't forget to bring the gift, but he bent down and searched under the table for a while, but couldn't find it.

"Mom, did you see that bag I put under the table?"

Yan Jiwen asked, and it so happened that when he raised his head, he saw Yan Guohua, who was chatting and drinking with his friends at the opposite table, with a white woolen scarf wrapped around his neck.

Yan Jiwen walked up to him with a stern face: "Dad, why are you dismantling other people's things?!"

"Ah? Did you say this? Isn't it your birthday present to me?"

"Your birthday present is at home. I prepared this for someone else. Don't take it apart without saying a word."

Seeing this, Jiang Wei hurried over and whispered in Yan Guohua's ear, "That's a Christmas present my son prepared for his girlfriend."

"Ah? What?" Yan Guohua quickly took off the scarf from his neck, put it back in the packaging bag, and returned it to Yan Jiwen.

Yan Jiwen was disgusted: "You have taken it apart and put it on again, how can I give it away?"

Yan Guohua thought so too: "Then how much is this scarf, I'll pay you to buy another one."

"Forget it, the mall is already closed now."

In the end, he had no choice but to go to Han Yi empty-handed. Yan Jiwen felt embarrassed, so he sent a message to Han Yi to explain.

[Yan Jiwen]: I originally prepared a gift for you, but my dad dismantled it last time, and I still used it. I will make it up for you next time.

[Han Yi]: It's okay.

[Yan Jiwen]: We've arrived at your door, come out and open the door.

[Han Yi]: Don't you have a password, come in by yourself.

The living room was very quiet, Han Yi's younger brother and his partner seemed to have left, and there were still a lot of unfinished food left on the table.

There is a Christmas tree full of gifts and lights in the living room, but Han Yi is nowhere to be seen.

Yan Jiwen called him, but no one answered.

In the next second, the screen of the phone lights up, and a new message arrives on WeChat.

[Han Yi]: I prepared a Christmas present for you, in the room.

Yan Jiwen turned around and walked towards the room, pushed the door open, and suddenly his eyes went dark.

His eyes were covered by a pair of hands from behind.

"Does Teacher Han have any surprises for me?"

Han Yi didn't answer, just chuckled.

Yan Jiwen felt a long hair hanging down his shoulder, when did Han Yi's hair get so long?

The hand blocking his eyes was slowly released, and the person behind him whispered in his ear: "Now you can turn around and have a look."

The moment the black-haired figure in the long dress came into sight, Yan Jiwen froze in place.

The person in front of him is his lover, and it is also the beautiful fantasy that has haunted him for so many years but is out of reach.

He clearly knows that the person he likes is Han Yi, and he also clearly knows that the "girl" he chased in the past is also Han Yi himself, but when Han Yi appeared in front of him again in this image, Yan Jiwen suddenly had mixed feelings.

Memories of past unrequited love and unrequited love flooded out of my mind uncontrollably, Peng Bai felt sore and swollen in his heart, and his eyes couldn't help turning red.

Han Yi tilted his head and smiled at him, jokingly said, "Sister, come and listen."

Yan Jiwen suppressed the emotion in his eyes, and blurted out: "Sister."

"So cute." Han Yi smiled, reaching out to rub his head like petting a puppy.

With a parched tongue and restless heart, Yan Jiwen leaned close to his ear, exhaled hot breath, and said in a deep voice: "Sister, I'm hard."