fake wine
Chapter 39
After Yan Jiwen left Han Yi's apartment, he made a detour to the bar, and that guy Yuan Li was indeed there.
As usual, the pair of buddies found a customary seat to sit down, drink and chat.
Yuan Li scanned Yan Jiwen's face for a while: "And why? Tell me."
After being told this by him, Yan Jiwen didn't want to say it for a moment: "I can't come here to contact you if I have nothing to do, so as to promote friendship."
Yuanli's brother for more than 20 years is not for nothing, Yan Jiwen's words directly made him laugh: "You count how many years we have known each other, and you are not afraid of being struck by lightning if you say such hypocritical words."
Yan Jiwen pursed his lips, drank a couple of sips of wine, and waited until his mood improved a little before he said, "I went to his house for dinner tonight. I originally planned to ask him about the computer photos, but I couldn't ask in the end."
Yuan Li shook his head: "You like to think too much, let's just put it this way, don't always eat what's in the bowl and think about what's in the pot."
"What are you talking about? I just want to know the answer." After all, I have been secretly in love with Bai Yueguang for so many years, so this is not an exaggeration.
Yan Jiwen was mentally prepared in advance. The worst truth was that Bai Yueguang, whom he once liked, had a sex change.
Will it drive you crazy?It seems not.
Will the sky fall or will the earth be destroyed?It seems not.
Now that everything is operating as usual, there seems to be nothing unacceptable.
The two seemed to have a lot to chat tonight, but they hadn't finished their bottle of wine yet, and there was something urgent at the club, so a phone call called Yuan Li back.
Just as Yuan Li left, Yan Jiwen was about to leave too, but Song Xin appeared out of nowhere, pulled Yuan Li's chair away, and sat down.
"Why are you leaving in such a hurry? Don't you want to chat with my sister?"
Yan Jiwen looked at the smiling cousin sitting opposite him: "Why are you here? My mother asked you to follow me?"
Song Xin: "Damn, I'm full and I'm still following you."
Song Xin is also a frequent customer of this bar. Song Xin saw Yan Jiwen when he entered the bar before. She was chatting with a client at that time, so she didn't come over to say hello right away.
The last time Song Xin communicated with Yan Jiwen was on the phone. At that time, she actually had a lot of things that she didn't have time to ask. How could she let go of the opportunity tonight.
Song Xin: "When I was looking for you last time, you said you were learning how to cook soup because of Teacher Han?"
Up to now, Yan Jiwen felt that if he denied it categorically, it would be tantamount to deception, so he shrugged his shoulders lightly, expressing his acquiescence.
Song Xin: "I really didn't expect that."
Yan Jiwen: "I didn't think of that either."
Song Xin: "You actually took the initiative to learn how to make soup."
Wait a minute, why does the point seem to be wrong?
Yan Jiwen looked at Song Xin, a little curious: "I thought you would be surprised."
Song Xin said: "I'm surprised that you would take the initiative to learn how to cook soup."
Yan Jiwen: "I don't mean this, I mean...well, about Han Yi."
Song Xin put on a sneering expression in a second: "Hey, sister, I've seen a lot of bloody things. It's a fart for a straight guy like you who claims to be a straight man of steel. I just want to ask you how you look now." Does it hurt?"
"..." Yan Jiwen pretended not to hear anything.
After a while, he said, "I feel like I'm really not gay."
Song Xin said: "That's bisexuality, maybe you just didn't notice it before, anyway, you just like Teacher Han now and haven't run away."
Yan Jiwen really couldn't refute this point.
Teacher Han's matter needs to be resolved, and of course there is another matter that cannot be ignored.
Song Xin said to him: "Recently, your mother always asks me about your emotional problems. I practice too much Tai Chi and I can't fool you anymore. I can't make up a girl for her out of nothing. Would you like to tell her the truth?" What's the matter? Your mother is not such a conservative person, if she communicates well, she can still accept that her son likes men."
Yan Jiwen: "I haven't done this yet, so there's nothing to know."
Song Xin: "Then it's better to give her a vaccination in advance. You don't know how abnormal your recent behavior is. Your mother couldn't find any news from you before, so she came to ask me. If you continue from me, it will be nothing. Not to mention, I think she will be suspicious sooner or later."
Yan Jiwen stared at the wine glass on the table, didn't speak, he didn't know what he was thinking.
After completing the task of making desserts and soup, Yan Jiwen was finally willing to evacuate from Yuanli's residence.
During the few days when I moved back to live at home, everything was calm, and it was as if nothing happened to Jiang Wei, and I didn't ask Yan Jiwen for any rumors.
Unknowingly, more than half of the summer vacation has passed, and when Qixi Festival was approaching, Yan Jiwen received a message from Gao Hang, asking him what program was scheduled for Qixi Festival.
When Yan Jiwen saw this WeChat message at first, he felt that the guy was showing affection to him again, so he didn't want to reply him with the word "scroll".
Not long after, Gao Hang called him and said angrily, "I'm talking to you about business!"
What's the matter with this?Yan Jiwen thought, but let's listen to him for now.
The incident started two days ago, when Gao Hang and Xiao Yu mentioned going to the beach to play, they thought they should call their roommates together and go on a summer trip together. People create opportunities.
"The time is set on Saturday, do you want to come together?" Gao Hang asked him on the other end of the phone.
Yan Jiwen wanted to go, but he couldn't make up his mind between part-time job and travel, so Gao Hang suddenly said: "By the way, Teacher Han will come with you, don't you mind? It's none of my business." , is the decision made by Xiao Yu and the students in their class."
"It's like this..." Yan Jiwen pretended to hesitate for a while, and finally made a decision on the dilemma just now, "It should be fine next week."
After the travel was confirmed, Gao Hang immediately started a group, where registration and itinerary and other matters were notified.
The night before his departure, Yan Jiwen was packing his things in the bedroom when footsteps walked by outside.
The footsteps stopped in front of the door, and "Tuk Tuk" knocked a few times.
"Let's tidy things up later, drink the syrup first." Jiang Wei walked in with a bowl of freshly stewed white fungus syrup.
Yan Jiwen took the stew pot from his mother, sat by the bed, and drank quietly.
Jiang Wei sized him up for a while and asked, "Is the bus leaving tomorrow morning?"
"Ah."
Jiang Wei nodded, pondered for a while, and then asked: "Is that girl going with me then?"
Which girl?Of course it was the "girl" he liked.
Yan Jiwen didn't really want to reveal it, but what Song Xin said was not unreasonable, and she kept avoiding this topic, which might arouse suspicion, so she nodded again and forced a "huh".
Seeing that his son didn't show any resistance, Jiang Wei's eyes lit up, his expression was overjoyed, and he asked, "Is she pretty?"
"Quite good looking."
"What's your personality like?"
"It's also very good."
Jiang Wei nodded: "Good-looking and good-natured, such a girl should be quite popular."
"It's really welcome."
Jiang Wei glanced at her son, and Yan Jiwen heard her sigh: "Then you don't have much hope, do you?"
It's fine if others don't have confidence in him, but you, as a mother, don't encourage your son at all, and keep talking discouraged, what's going on? !
"How do you know that I don't have much hope, have you ridiculed your son..."
Jiang Wei thought about it, and felt that it really shouldn't be like this. After all, it was a huge step for this stupid son to be able to open up and actively pursue girls.
"Since you think that people are good everywhere, you have to seize the opportunity. You have to remember that the success or failure of many things is reflected in some inconspicuous details."
Jiang Wei was afraid that his son would mess things up, and told him: "Usually take the initiative to take things for others. Girls like boys who are enthusiastic and proactive. When the time is right, you can give them some cute little gifts, which can increase The other party's favorability."
If you are in a relationship, there is still a lot of expenses. Jiang Wei knew that his son had recently been blocked financially, so he asked him: "Do you have enough money now? Why don't you get some money for you?"
People are the ones he wants to chase, and it's somewhat embarrassing for Yan Jiwen to use the money his parents gave him to fall in love.
He rejected Jiang Wei's proposal: "I have pocket money, so you don't need to transfer money to me."
He's a little too strong in that regard.
When sleeping at night, Yan Jiwen lay on the bed thinking about money.
At present, he can indeed earn a little by taking photography orders by himself, but there is still a long way to go before he can become truly financially independent.
As far as my current conditions are concerned, compared with Han Yi, it is indeed a bit far behind.
Men always have special obsessions when it comes to things like face and dignity.
It feels like there are a lot more things to strive for, so let's take it step by step.
Thinking about this and that, my thoughts gradually drifted away, my eyes closed and closed, and it was a new day when I woke up the next day.
The night before, Gao Hang informed everyone in the group to gather at the gate of the stadium at [-]:[-] a.m., and repeatedly emphasized that he must arrive on time.
Yan Jiwen thought that he would drop by later, so before leaving the house, he sent a WeChat message to Han Yi, asking him if he wanted to go there together.
[Han Yi]: Well, I just finished my breakfast and I'm still packing up.
Yan Jiwen frowned when he received the reply: Why are you still cleaning up?
[Han Yi]: In fact, I started packing last night, but there are a lot of things, so I haven't sorted them out.
Yan Jiwen wondered in his heart, a short trip of four days and three nights is just a few clothes and a towel or two, what else needs to be packed.
It wasn't until he went to Han Yi's residence that he realized that things were completely different from what he had imagined.
There are two 28-inch trolley boxes in Han Yi's room. In addition to a change of clothes, Han Yi also stuffed various daily necessities into them. Yan Jiwen even saw a portable coffee machine in the box!
"What are you taking the coffee machine for?" Yan Jiwen was a little speechless.
Han Yi replied as a matter of course: "Make coffee."
"Are you moving? Bring so many things." Yan Jiwen felt that if he allowed him to clean up like this, he would probably have to vacate half of the house.
He couldn't bear it and decided to do it himself.
"Don't bring useless things. Three sets of clothes are enough for a change of clothes. Bring a toothbrush, a razor, and a towel."
Yan Jiwen rearranged a small backpack for him and asked, "Where's your towel?"
"Oh, the towels are in the drawer under the wardrobe."
Han Yi wanted to get it by himself, but Yan Jiwen was closer, and it was obviously too late. Yan Jiwen had already opened the drawer.
At first, Yan Jiwen didn't notice anything unusual, until he pulled the towel out of the drawer, revealing several brand new boxes underneath.
The box is translucent, and the items inside can be clearly seen. On the box, some bold and flamboyant sentences are printed in colorful and bright fonts.
"Small good news! Detonate your male hormones!"
"0's favorite, once addicted, every night!"
Yan Jiwen: "..."
Han Yi didn't expect to be hit by the opponent, so he quickly opened his mouth to explain: "My brother bought it. He said he wanted to surprise his partner, so he put it in my house for the time being."
Yan Jiwen: "..."
Han Yi shook his head and sighed: "Hey, I told him not to let him stay in my room, but he just didn't listen, it's so annoying."
The more this is explained, the more there is no silver 300 taels here.
Who would believe this kind of nonsense, but since Mr. Han has said so, he can't dismantle it ignorantly, so let's take it as true.
Yan Jiwen had no choice but to pretend to be stupid and echoed, "That's it."
Han Yi nodded: "Yeah!"
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[Han Yi: I am not as stupid as you
As usual, the pair of buddies found a customary seat to sit down, drink and chat.
Yuan Li scanned Yan Jiwen's face for a while: "And why? Tell me."
After being told this by him, Yan Jiwen didn't want to say it for a moment: "I can't come here to contact you if I have nothing to do, so as to promote friendship."
Yuanli's brother for more than 20 years is not for nothing, Yan Jiwen's words directly made him laugh: "You count how many years we have known each other, and you are not afraid of being struck by lightning if you say such hypocritical words."
Yan Jiwen pursed his lips, drank a couple of sips of wine, and waited until his mood improved a little before he said, "I went to his house for dinner tonight. I originally planned to ask him about the computer photos, but I couldn't ask in the end."
Yuan Li shook his head: "You like to think too much, let's just put it this way, don't always eat what's in the bowl and think about what's in the pot."
"What are you talking about? I just want to know the answer." After all, I have been secretly in love with Bai Yueguang for so many years, so this is not an exaggeration.
Yan Jiwen was mentally prepared in advance. The worst truth was that Bai Yueguang, whom he once liked, had a sex change.
Will it drive you crazy?It seems not.
Will the sky fall or will the earth be destroyed?It seems not.
Now that everything is operating as usual, there seems to be nothing unacceptable.
The two seemed to have a lot to chat tonight, but they hadn't finished their bottle of wine yet, and there was something urgent at the club, so a phone call called Yuan Li back.
Just as Yuan Li left, Yan Jiwen was about to leave too, but Song Xin appeared out of nowhere, pulled Yuan Li's chair away, and sat down.
"Why are you leaving in such a hurry? Don't you want to chat with my sister?"
Yan Jiwen looked at the smiling cousin sitting opposite him: "Why are you here? My mother asked you to follow me?"
Song Xin: "Damn, I'm full and I'm still following you."
Song Xin is also a frequent customer of this bar. Song Xin saw Yan Jiwen when he entered the bar before. She was chatting with a client at that time, so she didn't come over to say hello right away.
The last time Song Xin communicated with Yan Jiwen was on the phone. At that time, she actually had a lot of things that she didn't have time to ask. How could she let go of the opportunity tonight.
Song Xin: "When I was looking for you last time, you said you were learning how to cook soup because of Teacher Han?"
Up to now, Yan Jiwen felt that if he denied it categorically, it would be tantamount to deception, so he shrugged his shoulders lightly, expressing his acquiescence.
Song Xin: "I really didn't expect that."
Yan Jiwen: "I didn't think of that either."
Song Xin: "You actually took the initiative to learn how to make soup."
Wait a minute, why does the point seem to be wrong?
Yan Jiwen looked at Song Xin, a little curious: "I thought you would be surprised."
Song Xin said: "I'm surprised that you would take the initiative to learn how to cook soup."
Yan Jiwen: "I don't mean this, I mean...well, about Han Yi."
Song Xin put on a sneering expression in a second: "Hey, sister, I've seen a lot of bloody things. It's a fart for a straight guy like you who claims to be a straight man of steel. I just want to ask you how you look now." Does it hurt?"
"..." Yan Jiwen pretended not to hear anything.
After a while, he said, "I feel like I'm really not gay."
Song Xin said: "That's bisexuality, maybe you just didn't notice it before, anyway, you just like Teacher Han now and haven't run away."
Yan Jiwen really couldn't refute this point.
Teacher Han's matter needs to be resolved, and of course there is another matter that cannot be ignored.
Song Xin said to him: "Recently, your mother always asks me about your emotional problems. I practice too much Tai Chi and I can't fool you anymore. I can't make up a girl for her out of nothing. Would you like to tell her the truth?" What's the matter? Your mother is not such a conservative person, if she communicates well, she can still accept that her son likes men."
Yan Jiwen: "I haven't done this yet, so there's nothing to know."
Song Xin: "Then it's better to give her a vaccination in advance. You don't know how abnormal your recent behavior is. Your mother couldn't find any news from you before, so she came to ask me. If you continue from me, it will be nothing. Not to mention, I think she will be suspicious sooner or later."
Yan Jiwen stared at the wine glass on the table, didn't speak, he didn't know what he was thinking.
After completing the task of making desserts and soup, Yan Jiwen was finally willing to evacuate from Yuanli's residence.
During the few days when I moved back to live at home, everything was calm, and it was as if nothing happened to Jiang Wei, and I didn't ask Yan Jiwen for any rumors.
Unknowingly, more than half of the summer vacation has passed, and when Qixi Festival was approaching, Yan Jiwen received a message from Gao Hang, asking him what program was scheduled for Qixi Festival.
When Yan Jiwen saw this WeChat message at first, he felt that the guy was showing affection to him again, so he didn't want to reply him with the word "scroll".
Not long after, Gao Hang called him and said angrily, "I'm talking to you about business!"
What's the matter with this?Yan Jiwen thought, but let's listen to him for now.
The incident started two days ago, when Gao Hang and Xiao Yu mentioned going to the beach to play, they thought they should call their roommates together and go on a summer trip together. People create opportunities.
"The time is set on Saturday, do you want to come together?" Gao Hang asked him on the other end of the phone.
Yan Jiwen wanted to go, but he couldn't make up his mind between part-time job and travel, so Gao Hang suddenly said: "By the way, Teacher Han will come with you, don't you mind? It's none of my business." , is the decision made by Xiao Yu and the students in their class."
"It's like this..." Yan Jiwen pretended to hesitate for a while, and finally made a decision on the dilemma just now, "It should be fine next week."
After the travel was confirmed, Gao Hang immediately started a group, where registration and itinerary and other matters were notified.
The night before his departure, Yan Jiwen was packing his things in the bedroom when footsteps walked by outside.
The footsteps stopped in front of the door, and "Tuk Tuk" knocked a few times.
"Let's tidy things up later, drink the syrup first." Jiang Wei walked in with a bowl of freshly stewed white fungus syrup.
Yan Jiwen took the stew pot from his mother, sat by the bed, and drank quietly.
Jiang Wei sized him up for a while and asked, "Is the bus leaving tomorrow morning?"
"Ah."
Jiang Wei nodded, pondered for a while, and then asked: "Is that girl going with me then?"
Which girl?Of course it was the "girl" he liked.
Yan Jiwen didn't really want to reveal it, but what Song Xin said was not unreasonable, and she kept avoiding this topic, which might arouse suspicion, so she nodded again and forced a "huh".
Seeing that his son didn't show any resistance, Jiang Wei's eyes lit up, his expression was overjoyed, and he asked, "Is she pretty?"
"Quite good looking."
"What's your personality like?"
"It's also very good."
Jiang Wei nodded: "Good-looking and good-natured, such a girl should be quite popular."
"It's really welcome."
Jiang Wei glanced at her son, and Yan Jiwen heard her sigh: "Then you don't have much hope, do you?"
It's fine if others don't have confidence in him, but you, as a mother, don't encourage your son at all, and keep talking discouraged, what's going on? !
"How do you know that I don't have much hope, have you ridiculed your son..."
Jiang Wei thought about it, and felt that it really shouldn't be like this. After all, it was a huge step for this stupid son to be able to open up and actively pursue girls.
"Since you think that people are good everywhere, you have to seize the opportunity. You have to remember that the success or failure of many things is reflected in some inconspicuous details."
Jiang Wei was afraid that his son would mess things up, and told him: "Usually take the initiative to take things for others. Girls like boys who are enthusiastic and proactive. When the time is right, you can give them some cute little gifts, which can increase The other party's favorability."
If you are in a relationship, there is still a lot of expenses. Jiang Wei knew that his son had recently been blocked financially, so he asked him: "Do you have enough money now? Why don't you get some money for you?"
People are the ones he wants to chase, and it's somewhat embarrassing for Yan Jiwen to use the money his parents gave him to fall in love.
He rejected Jiang Wei's proposal: "I have pocket money, so you don't need to transfer money to me."
He's a little too strong in that regard.
When sleeping at night, Yan Jiwen lay on the bed thinking about money.
At present, he can indeed earn a little by taking photography orders by himself, but there is still a long way to go before he can become truly financially independent.
As far as my current conditions are concerned, compared with Han Yi, it is indeed a bit far behind.
Men always have special obsessions when it comes to things like face and dignity.
It feels like there are a lot more things to strive for, so let's take it step by step.
Thinking about this and that, my thoughts gradually drifted away, my eyes closed and closed, and it was a new day when I woke up the next day.
The night before, Gao Hang informed everyone in the group to gather at the gate of the stadium at [-]:[-] a.m., and repeatedly emphasized that he must arrive on time.
Yan Jiwen thought that he would drop by later, so before leaving the house, he sent a WeChat message to Han Yi, asking him if he wanted to go there together.
[Han Yi]: Well, I just finished my breakfast and I'm still packing up.
Yan Jiwen frowned when he received the reply: Why are you still cleaning up?
[Han Yi]: In fact, I started packing last night, but there are a lot of things, so I haven't sorted them out.
Yan Jiwen wondered in his heart, a short trip of four days and three nights is just a few clothes and a towel or two, what else needs to be packed.
It wasn't until he went to Han Yi's residence that he realized that things were completely different from what he had imagined.
There are two 28-inch trolley boxes in Han Yi's room. In addition to a change of clothes, Han Yi also stuffed various daily necessities into them. Yan Jiwen even saw a portable coffee machine in the box!
"What are you taking the coffee machine for?" Yan Jiwen was a little speechless.
Han Yi replied as a matter of course: "Make coffee."
"Are you moving? Bring so many things." Yan Jiwen felt that if he allowed him to clean up like this, he would probably have to vacate half of the house.
He couldn't bear it and decided to do it himself.
"Don't bring useless things. Three sets of clothes are enough for a change of clothes. Bring a toothbrush, a razor, and a towel."
Yan Jiwen rearranged a small backpack for him and asked, "Where's your towel?"
"Oh, the towels are in the drawer under the wardrobe."
Han Yi wanted to get it by himself, but Yan Jiwen was closer, and it was obviously too late. Yan Jiwen had already opened the drawer.
At first, Yan Jiwen didn't notice anything unusual, until he pulled the towel out of the drawer, revealing several brand new boxes underneath.
The box is translucent, and the items inside can be clearly seen. On the box, some bold and flamboyant sentences are printed in colorful and bright fonts.
"Small good news! Detonate your male hormones!"
"0's favorite, once addicted, every night!"
Yan Jiwen: "..."
Han Yi didn't expect to be hit by the opponent, so he quickly opened his mouth to explain: "My brother bought it. He said he wanted to surprise his partner, so he put it in my house for the time being."
Yan Jiwen: "..."
Han Yi shook his head and sighed: "Hey, I told him not to let him stay in my room, but he just didn't listen, it's so annoying."
The more this is explained, the more there is no silver 300 taels here.
Who would believe this kind of nonsense, but since Mr. Han has said so, he can't dismantle it ignorantly, so let's take it as true.
Yan Jiwen had no choice but to pretend to be stupid and echoed, "That's it."
Han Yi nodded: "Yeah!"
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[Han Yi: I am not as stupid as you
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