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Han Yi made an appointment with Yan Jiwen to meet at eight o'clock in the evening. Yan Jiwen went back to take a shower, changed into clean and refreshing clothes, and tidied himself up.

Before going out, I looked at the mirror in the room for a long time. The collar of the shirt was not wrinkled, and the hair was not messed up, but there seemed to be something missing.

Yan Jiwen ran to lie down in the bathroom again, brushed his teeth carefully and rinsed his mouth carefully, after tossing for a long time, he was finally satisfied with his external image.

All the preparations were ready, Yan Jiwen stepped on the spot and rang the doorbell of Han Yi's residence on time.

He has been to this apartment several times, but tonight, for the first time, he felt an indescribable sense of tension.

Han Yi had just sent Han Qianjing away not long ago, and was washing dishes in the kitchen when the doorbell rang.

As soon as the door opened, Yan Jiwen wanted to open his mouth to say hello, but when his gaze fell on Han Yi, he froze again.

The summer weather is hot, and Han Yi wears a vest and shorts at home every day, covered by the apron on his chest. From the front, only his bare shoulders, slender arms and thighs are exposed, which makes people daydream.

Stimulated by the scene in front of him, Yan Jiwen felt his tongue dry up uncontrollably.

"You are too punctual." Han Yi invited him into the house, then turned around and walked into the kitchen to continue working, "I still have a few dishes to wash, you go to the living room to sit for a while."

Yan Jiwen took out the slippers from the shoe cabinet and changed them on. Ding Ding, who was sleeping in the kennel, heard the sound of someone visiting, turned over and woke up, ran to Yan Jiwen's feet, sniffed a few times, and shook him. wagging tail.

The living room was a little messier than when he came last time, Yan Jiwen noticed the white projector placed on the coffee table,

He sat down on the sofa, took out his mobile phone to look at it in a trance, and turned from time to time to look at Han Yi who was standing in the kitchen and was busy.

This Han Yi is quite good at pretending, with a calm look, humming while washing the dishes. In contrast, Yan Jiwen feels like a novice on the road.

But it's not wrong to say that he is a novice, after all, he drank a drink last time, so he handed it in for the first time in a daze.

Thinking about something messy, Yan Jiwen reached into his trouser pocket and took out a box of condoms wrapped in blue.

It was the first time he bought this kind of thing, and he had no experience. At that time, he picked it randomly, without even looking at the yardage.

By the way, where can I see the yardage?

Yan Jiwen took the box and searched for it for a while, when Han Yi's footsteps suddenly came from the kitchen.

"Aji, would you like something to drink?"

Yan Jiwen was a little guilty, his hands shook slightly, and the condom fell to the floor with a "click".

When Ding Ding next to him saw it, he excitedly came forward and opened his mouth to pick up the box.

Seeing that Han Yi was approaching the living room, Yan Jiwen was startled, and it was too late to pick it up. In desperation, he was forced to kick the thing directly under the sofa.

Han Yi didn't seem to notice anything unusual, and asked, "The coffee beans are gone, and there are only boiled water and fruit juice at home."

Yan Jiwen: "Anything is fine."

Seeing Han Yi return to the kitchen, Yan Jiwen acted immediately and took out the things that had been kicked under the sofa just now.

When I stretched my hand halfway, it turned out that it was stuck. The gap at the bottom of the sofa was too narrow, and I couldn't get it out unless I moved it away. This is not easy.

While frowning, Han Yi had already finished his drink and returned to the living room.

After passing the drink to Yan Jiwen, Han Yi said, "Why don't we start."

Is it so straightforward? !

Yan Jiwen leaned against the back of the sofa pretending to be calm, and let out a "hmm".

Han Yi turned off the lights, began to fiddle with the projector, and asked him: "Do you like European or American ones or domestic ones? Personally, I prefer watching European and American ones."

You don't pretend at all, do you think you are a veteran driver after driving a car once?

Yan Jiwen glanced at him, and said slowly: "Then Europe and the United States."

"Okay, then let's look at Europe and the United States."

Holding the ipad in his hand, Han Yi flicked on the screen for a while, his tone suddenly became excited: "I found a great movie!"

He's started, he's started, he's started to get into shape.

The music sounded, and a scene of a movie appeared on the wall, with the Chinese translation below - "Mr. Bean's Holiday"

Yan Jiwen: "???"

For a moment, his brain seemed to be hit by a tsunami, and he stared blankly at Mr. Bean on the wall. It took more than ten minutes before he came back to his senses.

He turned his head and looked at Han Yi who was sitting next to him with a complicated expression. The other party was completely immersed in the movie world and watched it with gusto.

After thinking twice, Yan Jiwen asked, "Just look at this?"

"Yes, I really like watching the Bean series. I wanted to watch this one before, but I never got the chance."

Teacher Han's tone was quite sincere, and it sounded like he really just wanted to watch a movie.

But...not right.

Seeing Yan Jiwen's expression of wanting to say something, Han Yi thought it was because he didn't like watching Doudou, but he was embarrassed to say so, so he took the initiative and said, "If you don't like it, then we can change it."

While talking, Han Yi handed the iPad to Yan Jiwen and asked him to choose from the screening list.

All films at a glance.

"Bean Series"

"Men in Black Series"

"Marvel Series"

......

They are all serious movies, so there are no shameful pornographic movies.

Dare to come and go to figure it out for so long, but in the end it was just his wishful thinking and wrong intentions!

He should have thought of it earlier, Han Yi's understanding of the meaning of Chinese words is somewhat different from that of ordinary people.

Small movies = small-scale movies to watch at home, Mr. Han is very serious, and he is the one with a dirty mind.

That night, after Yan Jiwen left Han Yi's house, he hurried to the bar and dragged Yuan Li out.

Yuan Li didn't notice the dark cloud on Yan Jiwen's face, and felt strange when he saw him coming: "It's only before eleven o'clock, why did it end so soon? A Ji, you can't do it."

Yan Jiwen really wanted to scold him, but after thinking about it, if he hadn't made a mistake at the beginning, he wouldn't have asked Yuan Li to help him with a bad idea.

what else?I did it myself, I admit it.

Yuan Li touched his chin after listening to Yan Jiwen's description, and after thinking for a long time, he said, "I thought of a question, were you sure you did it with Teacher Han that night?"

"Why didn't I do it? When I woke up, I had no clothes on and the sheets were wet."

Yuan Li gave him an analysis: "This is just your guess. You can't remember what happened that night at all. Teacher Han didn't make it clear that he had sex with you. There are many possibilities without clothes. Maybe you went crazy after getting drunk, wet your clothes, and fell directly on someone else's bed and slept in the dark."

"Your reason is even more ridiculous than my guess." Yan Jiwen snorted, thinking that Yuan Li was brainwashing himself again. He was dazzled by this guy's words and ran to buy condoms.

condom......

In other words, that thing is still lying under Han Yi's sofa, and I have to find a chance to get it back then.

At twelve o'clock in the evening, after watching the last movie, Han Yi yawned, cleaned up the snacks and drinks on the coffee table, and prepared to go back to his room to sleep.

He noticed that Ding Ding's behavior seemed a little abnormal. For some reason, he always lay down under the sofa and stretched his claws in, as if trying to pull something out of it.

Are there cockroaches or mice?

Han Yi wondered, he lived in a racecourse since he was a child, and he has seen too many strange creatures, so he is not afraid.

But dogs are so obsessed with unidentified objects hidden under the sofa, it seems that it does need to be confirmed.

Han Yi moved the sofa out and found that it was a brand new unopened box of condoms.

It's strange, how can there be such a thing at home?

Han Yi thought at first that it was left by the previous owner, but soon, he found out by accident.

It's a fresh box of condoms with an expiration date earlier this month.

Since the beginning of the month, only Han Qianjing, Auntie Cleaning, and Yan Jiwen have been to his house.

But Ding Ding's abnormal behavior only started this evening. It is self-evident who the owner of this condom is.

Han Yi suddenly remembered a detail of the night. When he was about to walk out from the starting point, Yan Jiwen seemed to be picking up something with his back bent down. This was a very common action, and he didn't pay much attention to it.

He looked at the small blue box in his hand, thought about it, and took out his phone.

......

Yan Jiwen was still drinking with Yuan Li in the bar at the moment, he was drinking, his head was light, and he had almost forgotten what happened tonight, when the phone screen suddenly lit up.

A social APP pops up several information prompts.

[Love Trading]: Are you there?I want to ask you for help

[Love Trading]: I invited a friend to watch a movie at home tonight, and he brought a box of covers and hid them under the sofa

[Love Trading]: What do you think he means?

After reading the message, Yan Jiwen was no longer drunk, his head was no longer wandering, and he suddenly had the idea of ​​taking a dog with him.