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Yan Jiwen underestimated Yuan Li's ability to act.

This guy really did what he said, and directly asked Han Yi out the next day. Before leaving the house, Yuan Li asked Yan Jiwen for advice on matching clothes.

When receiving the message from Yuan Li, Yan Jiwen was still developing photos in the studio.

[Yuan Li]: Today I asked Xiao Yi to have dinner together, which dress do you think I should wear better?Give me some advice

Yuan Li sent him two outfit plans, the former is a healthy and sunny student route, and the latter is a mature and calm style.

Yan Jiwen glanced at the message, not wanting to answer it, and then Yuan Li called.

Yuan Li didn't talk nonsense, and went straight to the point: "Speaking of which, the little wolf dog is quite popular in the next year, and I want to wear the first set."

After speaking, he hesitated again: "But Xiao Yi is tired of facing those students at school every day? Maybe I should wear the second set."

Yan Jiwen's focus was elsewhere: "One mouthful and one Xiaoyi, are you familiar with him?"

Yuan Li is indeed more familiar with himself. He has always been informal about calling things like this. He doesn't think there is any problem with calling them whatever he likes, so he continues to ask: "Hey, you answer me first, which suit should you choose?"

Yan Jiwen refused to give him advice, with a strangely indifferent attitude: "Choose whichever suit you like."

Yuan Li on the other end seemed to be unable to get the little emotion he had when he was young. Seeing that he couldn't get any opinions from asking, he didn't bother to waste time, so he hung up decisively without saying goodbye.

Yan Jiwen stared at the phone call just now, and suddenly felt angry.

Before the inexplicable anger could subside, he just threw the phone on the table, and a new text message came immediately.

It was Han Yi's reply on the social app, and the other party was making further inquiries about the "not-so-straight friend" Yan Jiwen mentioned earlier.

[Love Trading]: Tell me about your friend in detail?

Yan Jiwen picked up the phone again and tapped the keyboard.

[A Yan]: He used to think that he liked women, but recently he met a man, and he always paid special attention to that man, until one day, my friend finally realized that his behavior was a little abnormal

[Love Trading]: Hmm, what type is your friend?

Yan Jiwen flipped through the memory of chatting with Yuan Li just now, and replied: "Young little wolf dog next year."

One more thing to add: He is very handsome.

[Love Trading]: What about the other person?

[A Yan]: He is older than my friend, and he is quite good-looking, but he always gives people the feeling of being promiscuous

[Love Trading]: Has your friend been PUAed?

【A Yan】: Not really, it’s just that he’s not sure about his sexual orientation yet

[Love Trading]: Does he react when watching AV?

【Ayan】: yes

[Love Trading]: What about GV?

【A Yan】: He hasn’t seen that

Earlier, Yan Jiwen searched for a gay calcium tablet website in a daze, but before he could boldly ask for confirmation, that website had already been shut down.

Han Yi enthusiastically shared several links with him.

[Love Buying and Selling]: These are a few websites that I usually visit frequently. The types of movies included in them are quite complete. You can send them to your friends to have a look. If you like it, you can bookmark it.

[Love Trading]: I hope that friend of yours can figure out his sexual orientation as soon as possible. I will meet someone for dinner later, and I will have to go out after chatting with you for a while.

While transferring the URL sent by Han Yi to the computer, Yan Jiwen deliberately asked: Are you with an acquaintance?

[Love Business]: He is a new friend, we met last night, he is very outgoing, and he has a lot to say, he is a very interesting person

It was almost time, and Han Yi was still in a hurry to leave the house. He hurriedly said goodbye, and his profile picture went dark.

Yan Jiwen was still thinking about Mr. Han's praise of Yuan Li just now, and the more he thought about it, the more bitter he became, and it was annoying anyway.

He left the work in hand, sat down at the desk, stared at the messy icons on the computer screen for a long time in a daze, finally took a deep breath, opened the browser, and copied and pasted the address of the calcium tablets shared by Han Yi.

As soon as the Enter key is pressed, the page immediately pops up, which is quite silky and smooth.

As Han Yi said, there are a full range of films here, from Asian to European and American, from live-action to 3D animation, each genre has its own special section.

The fly in the ointment is that the website is only in English, and Yan Jiwen is too lazy to delve into the options one by one, so he clicks on any one.

It's a European and American video. He looked at it twice, but he didn't feel it. He turned it off and found a new one.

This time I changed to an Asian movie, the faces and figures of the two male protagonists are good, but the Thai accent audio makes people play, which makes Yan Jiwen feel nothing about the lively applause in front of him.

With the idea of ​​testing, he switched to a few different types. Not only did he not get any results, but he stepped on mines again and again, and all he encountered were heavy-tasting gadgets.

Why can watching a fucking movie make me so tired, Yan Jiwen lay on the sofa tiredly rubbing his eyelids.

He closed his eyes now, and his mind was full of sex scenes of men fighting with knives.

After watching the calcium tablets all afternoon, Yan Jiwen is getting more and more confused now that his sexual orientation has not been clarified.

He didn't have a good rest the night before, and came to work early this morning, his brain gradually gave up thinking, and his consciousness gradually drifted away.

He saw Han Yi in his dream. Teacher Han was standing on the podium in the classroom to give lectures to the students as usual.

Suddenly Han Yi called Yan Jiwen, telling him to stand up and answer the question.

When Yan Jiwen looked at the podium again, Han Yi changed his clothes at some point. His stiff suit suddenly turned into a refreshing white suspender dress, and his hair grew to his waist in an instant.

Teacher Han, who was dressed as a woman, was exactly like that girl.

Yan Jiwen had long forgotten that he was in a dream, and the moment he met Han Yi's eyes, his heart suddenly tightened.

"Aki?"

Yan Jiwen heard someone calling himself again, he felt his shoulders being gently pushed, he opened his eyes dimly, he didn't go anywhere, he was still lying on the sofa in the studio, but there were many people beside the sofa. one person.

Yan Jiwen hadn't recovered from the dream just now, and was taken aback by Han Yi's sudden appearance.

Han Yi explained: "I passed by here when I took a taxi back after dinner, and saw the lights on the second floor were on, so I came in to have a look."

Yan Jiwen took out his phone and looked at it. It was already past ten o'clock in the evening, and he had slept long enough.

He stretched, and sat up straight from the sofa, and the hunger in his stomach hit him, and Yan Jiwen remembered that he hadn't eaten since lunch.

Han Yi raised a bag of things in his hand: "Tonight, I went to eat mutton with Yuan Li, and there is a lot left over, I packed it all back, do you want to eat?"

Yan Jiwen asked: "Is it your treat or his treat?"

"He's a treat."

Yan Jiwen felt at ease: "Eat."

Han Yi glanced at the coffee table and found that it was full of sundries, so he turned around and put the things on the computer desk.

The bag accidentally bumped into the mouse, the computer was re-awakened, and the screen instantly lit up.

The calcium tablet website that Yan Jiwen browsed before has not been closed. At this time, the screen is stuck on a half-watched video.

It was a very serious film. In the video, 0 lying on the bed was tossed with a painful expression on his face.

Han Yi: "???"

Hold! ! !

Yan Jiwen's heart was full of galloping horses. He clenched his fists and tried to keep himself calm. He immediately made up an excuse: "The computer is poisoned..."

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, he immediately regretted it. Who the hell would this kind of screen appear after the computer was poisoned? !

But having said all that, what else?

Yan Jiwen had no choice but to bite the bullet and walk over, turned off the screen, and made a last desperate struggle: "I have to find someone to fix it tomorrow."

After all, he pulled out the chair, sat down, and buried himself in eating, pretending that nothing happened.

Han Yi didn't leave right away, he was sitting on the sofa behind Yan Jiwen playing matchmaker.

After a while, the music of Xiaoxiaole suddenly stopped, Yan Jiwen was a little curious about what Han Yi was doing, maybe because of his guilty conscience, he never turned his head to look around.

The mobile phone on the table suddenly turned on, and Teacher Han, who was just a short distance away, was sending him a new message through the social APP.

[Love Trading]: I think it's better for me to be 1

Yan Jiwen: "..."

[A Yan]: Why?

[Love Trading]: I found a gay movie on a friend’s computer today, it’s very heavy

【A Yan】:...

[Love Trading]: That 0 looks very painful, so I thought about it later, and it is safer to be a 1 in the future

[Love Business]: Like your friend, my friend often says that he is a straight man of steel, but I think he may be a closet

[Love Trading]: He said that the gay movies appeared on his computer because he was poisoned, but the progress bar of his movie was already halfway, it was just paused, it didn’t look like poisoned

[Love Trading]: My current speculation is that he is not only a deep cabinet, but also a heavy taster.

With a big hat off, Yan Jiwen was suffocated and angry, but he couldn't open his mouth to defend himself.

"pat-"

He couldn't hold back in a daze, and with a strong right hand, he broke the chopsticks in his hand.

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