Dude, you got the wrong person

The hostess smiled innocently, and seemed to ask this question just out of curiosity, completely disregarding how much malice this question brought to the guests.The former Chen Xi was a person who was clumsy, seldom talked, and had a bad temper. If he couldn't answer this question well, it would definitely be another scandal.

Chen Xi glanced at the hostess, not only was not angry about this question, but smiled gracefully at the hostess.

The hostess didn't know if she was bewitched by this smile, but when she regained her senses, the microphone in her hand was still politely replaced by Chen Xi.

And looking at her flustered expression at the moment, it is obvious that there is something wrong with this microphone, and the intention of raising that question just now is self-evident.

Chen Xi knew about this, his smile remained unchanged, he tapped the microphone twice inadvertently, and then said to the hostess: "This is the answer."

He is a person, most of the time he is very friendly, gentle and polite. If there is one bad thing to say, there is one thing, that is, he must be revenged, and he will never break his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.

"Fuck me, what is he doing by stealing someone's microphone?"

"This is too much nonsense."

"What's the answer? Isn't this the show he was going to perform before?"

Because this variety show is to surprise the audience, the program list has not been announced to the public.

The hostess' complexion quickly sank after regaining consciousness. Chen Xi admired her complexion for a while, then tilted her head to look at the person, and said very gently, "Shouldn't you say a few words to everyone?"

The hostess had a stiff expression on her face, but she suddenly stopped talking. For a while, the atmosphere on the stage was tense, but the audience felt something was wrong.

"what happened?"

"I do not know."

"Is there something wrong with the microphone just now?"

"I'm stupid, aren't I?"

This time, the male host would look at him, raised the microphone in his hand and quickly said, "Okay, thank you Teacher Chenxi for your wonderful performance, and now invite all members of Sun to come on stage together."

Amidst the voices of fans, Wu Jing walked in the front and was the first to go on stage. After taking the stage, he glanced at Chen Xi, and then, Cheng Guinan and Qin An came on stage one after another. Cheng Guinan stood on the right of the male host, leaving The team is farthest away, while Qin An is standing on Wu Jing's left.

The team members stood still on the stage, and the applause continued from the audience.

Wu Jing and Cheng Guinan in the group are very popular now, the red and yellow support cards of the two people almost occupy the entire auditorium, mixed with sporadic purple and white.

The purple one is Qin An.

The white one is dawn.

The incident just now was easily exposed, no one brought it up again, the hostess stopped talking, the stage became dominated by the male host, and the male host didn’t know how he got his host certificate, the question he asked was simply the same Than a fight.

"I didn't expect to see four people on the same stage. It's really not easy." He said

"I haven't contacted for so long, do you miss each other?"

This question had to be answered, and several members nodded invisibly.It's just that the host obviously doesn't know what it means to accept as soon as you see it, and then continued:

"Since we all miss each other so much, then why did our group disband at that time, can you tell us the audience."

Now the fans are gone.

"Fuck, this male host is a stick, he can hit him wherever he can't."

"We don't want to hear it, crazy."

The male host obviously wasn't asking for the audience's opinion, and pointed the microphone at Wu Jing. Wu Jing obviously didn't buy into him. He just glanced at the microphone and said directly: "I refuse to answer this question."

As soon as this remark came out, the male host was a little embarrassed. He let out a light ah, and inadvertently glanced at Chen Xi who was beside him. He pinched the persimmon softly. This person was the least popular among the members.

Chen Xi looked at the microphone with a half-smile: "Are you sure you want me to talk."

The hostess just saw that this guy is different from before, she is too eloquent now, she winked wildly at the host, but the host pretended not to notice, the microphone in her hand was not far from Chenxi's mouth a cent.

In the past, every time he hosted a show, his limelight was completely covered, but this time he can finally make a comeback, and there is still a need for this woman to guide him.

"As a member of Sun, of course everyone can speak."

What this means is that you are also part of this group, so of course you have to say it.

"This is a bit too much, too bullying."

"Yes, this host is really cheap. Although I always liked to watch Chenxi make a fool of himself, I felt sorry for him today. He is different from our Wu Jing Guinan. If he doesn't answer well, it is very likely that he will ..."

"It's so fucking stupid, this host. EQ has been eaten by dogs."

"The one upstairs is wrong, dogs don't even eat them."

The auditorium caused quite a commotion, and even Cheng Guinan, who had always been cold and unreasonable, looked at Chen Xi.

Chen Xi didn't seem to notice how sensitive this issue was, and glanced at the male host's microphone: "Let me think about this issue, um..." After saying this, he really thought about it seriously.After a while, he turned his face, looked at the host with a smile, and said, "The trend of the times, the trend of the masses, and some malicious attacks from some unethical hosts, which one do you want to hear? I'll tell you."

At this moment, Chen Xi had already put on the suit jacket, and when viewed from the side, it looked more waist-thin and longer-legged.His brows were cold and good-looking, the smile in his eyes was still there, and the content of his answer was very clever, that is, he was neither aggressive nor servile, so he was very gentlemanly.

Such a gentleman, but the male host's face turned green when he heard it.

What the hell is going on today, one or two is so hard.

The audience in the audience was very active.

"That's right, is Chenxi being taken away? Why is she so fond of me today!"

"I think so too. Sister, wake me up. I look at him a little pleasing to the eye today, and I can't help it."

"He is too daring, just because he was confused, so he just smashed the jar."

Some audience members booed and shouted directly: "Let's listen to the host."

The scene got out of control for a while, the hostess didn't care about anything else, she snatched the male host's microphone, and said directly: "Thank you, Mr. Chenxi, for your answer, we can reunite today, so we won't mention those unhappy things Now, let’s move on to our long-awaited game session.”

There is nothing new in the game show, it is nothing more than popping balloons, guessing idioms, some games that can enhance feelings, and selling teammate friendship. Obviously, the relationship between Chen Xi and his teammates did not seem to be very good before, only Qin An took the initiative to give He spoke several times.

Chen Xi doesn't care about this, after all, he is really not familiar with this group of people.

"Oh my ancestor, you're going to scare me to death, you know that?"

As soon as Chenxi left the stage, Deng Chenggong rushed out from the backstage, his face that had been through the years was flushed now, like a plateau red that had just been exposed to the sun.

Chen Xi glanced at him, and joked: "Your way of scaring is quite special, you don't need to put on makeup, you can go on stage directly."

"I still have the mind to make jokes," Deng Chenggong blushed even more when he was excited, but he has no time to worry about this now, "Come on, ancestor, when did you learn to play the piano, why don't I know."

Looking at his skills, the practice time is definitely not short. Of course, this is not the point. The point is that he, the manager, doesn't know it.

"Huh?" Chenxi happened to have a little impression of this manager's work style, knowing that he would not pay too much attention to the artist's personal affairs, "You play the piano, I practiced it when I was young."

Of course Deng Chenggong knew that he must have practiced it when he was a child. After all, when he grew up, he didn't have time to practice it.

"Then why was it never told me?" he demanded.

Remembering that the vase was popularly searched for several days, he had a toothache. He really wanted to smash the video of Chenxi playing the piano on the faces of those black fans, so that they could open their eyes and take a good look. If Chenxi was a vase , Then what kind of waste snacks are they.

However, Chen Xi didn't have such great ambitions, and said lightly: "I may have forgotten it, but I just remembered it recently, so I played it by chance."

Deng Chenggong: "..."

I can forget this!Do ghosts believe this?

Originally, the two were standing in the aisle, the location was relatively hidden, and not many people passed by.When Qin An walked around, Chenxi raised her eyebrows, Qin An didn't notice Chenxi's expression, instead she smiled and showed her small canine teeth and said, "Brother Chenxi, you played the piano really well just now."

Is this little teammate overly enthusiastic? If he didn't know the original plot, he would have suspected that there is some special relationship between these two people.

"You're also good at playing." Chenxi has never been stingy with compliments.

"Where are you going, Brother Chenxi? I ​​heard from Brother Wu Jing that they plan to have a gathering." Qin An was a little shy, "I usually don't have much contact with them, Brother Chenxi, are you going? If you want to go, then I will go too. "

"Me?" Chenxi turned around the ring accessory on her finger, thinking that this teammate is really interesting, does he seem to be familiar with them?This kind of combination is also unique, four people and three people are not familiar with each other, the members behave like this, if they don't disband, it will be called hell.

"I won't go," Chen Xi looked at Qin An's hands that were restless, "I have to accompany my manager to the hospital for a visit, he has recently suffered from memory loss."

For the manager who cheated her, Chen Xi was not merciless at all.

"...Then...Okay." Qin An looked at the manager, then at Chenxi's face that didn't seem to be lying, "Brother Chenxi, go quickly, I won't bother you."

Chen Xi watched Qin An leave with a smile, turned around and saw her manager's green face, and said with a smile, "Brother Deng, what's wrong, what's wrong?"

Deng Chenggong looked at him coolly, you don't know what happened to me, but whose memory is declining!

Chen Xi completely ignored Deng Chenggong's resentful eyes, and Deng Chenggong, who was swaying in a few words, successfully forgot the conversation just now. Later, when the two went out of the backstage, Deng Chenggong stood in front of a black car and knocked on the window.

"Xiao Li, don't delay on the road, hurry up and take him home." Deng Chenggong said quickly to the people in the car. "To save this ancestor from being a demon to me again."

Chen Xi smiled, noncommittal.

When the car window fell, a young man in his early twenties poked his head out and saw who was coming. He quickly got out of the car and said to Deng Chenggong, "I got it, Brother Deng."

This should be Chen Xi's assistant, Li Kai.Chen Xi sized him up and thought, then he turned to Deng Chenggong: "Not together?"

"No, I called a car." Deng Chenggong looked a little anxious, "My daughter has been looking for me at home, I'll go back first, you should go back and rest quickly, you must be exhausted today, then... .The director will call you again, you push it to me, and I will talk about it."

Maybe he won't want to call himself too much today, Chen Xi thought, but he didn't say anything, just nodded to Deng Chenggong, and said with a smile, "OK."

Ten minutes later, the black car drove out of the TV station where the program group was located.

Sitting in the back seat, Chen Xi flicked the ring with his fingers a few times, which was a unique movement when he was thinking about a problem.He remembered that he was attending the award ceremony of the Lark Award in the original world, but he felt a dazzling light when he first came into contact with the trophy, and then he came here.

But why?

What is the opportunity for him to enter this book, and why is he the only one?Just because of the same name?

He had been lucky enough to read this book a few times before, it was a danmei novel called "Brother", and the owner of the body he was in, because he went against the protagonist Gong Shou, the fate was even more difficult to describe.

In the end, anyway, they were killed by the joint efforts of the two.

The more Chen Xi thinks about it, the more headache he gets. Unfortunately, he doesn't have a system for answering questions and solving doubts like other novels through books.

However, as long as it comes, it will be safe.Chen Xi's easy-going personality simply forgot about it. He stretched out his hand and rubbed his temples. As soon as he relaxed, he saw that something was wrong with the little driver in front of him.

Along the way, the little assistant Li Kai kept peeking at him through the mirror. He was very cramped and nervous. Chenxi observed him for a while, and was a little puzzled. Does he look like he can eat people, scaring the children? into this.

The journey is quite far, but it is impossible to experience such a lack of concentration, Chen Xi decided to ease the mood of this young man.

"Where have you been?" Chen Xi flicked the phone a few times, pretending to ask casually.

Unexpectedly, it was good that he didn't speak just now, but when he opened his mouth, he almost sent the person away, and the steering wheel suddenly became unstable. Fortunately, this kid reacted quickly, and he didn't make any mistakes after all.

Chenxi: "..."

This is overkill.

"It's Guanzhong Road, and it's still...an hour's journey." Li Kai's forehead was soaked in sweat, and he said very cautiously while peeking, "Brother Ling, why don't you rest for a while. "

Okay.

After all, if we continue talking, he is afraid that this person will abandon the car and run away, but there is still such a long way to go, his stomach is a little uncomfortable with hunger at the moment, Chenxi never treats himself badly, he tilts his head, looking through the car glass , saw a western restaurant by the side of the road, and said: "That Li Kai, stop by the side, I'll go down and buy something to eat."

Li Kai didn't dare to let this person buy it in person. Although this true love fan didn't have many fans, he couldn't stand the number of black fans. If he had nothing to do, he was sneaked and posted on Weibo Black Hot Search for a few days.

But I can't guarantee that I will recognize it again.

Li Kai said, "I'm going to buy." He pushed open the car door and ran over. Chen Xi looked at the back figure in the middle of the road and just wanted to say something about how fast he ran, when he saw the person turned around and ran away without saying a word. back.

Chen Xi lowered the glass: "What, you forgot your wallet?"

"No." Li Kai scratched his hair, his face was flushed, and it took him a long time to hold back a word, his voice was inaudible.

He hummed, and Chen Xi didn't hear clearly: "Huh? What did you just say?"

Li Kai lowered his head, and repeated it again, this time Chen Xi heard it clearly, what he said was: "Brother Ling, do you want to buy a copy for the... kid locked in the bathroom?"

At first glance, this sentence has a lot of slots, whether it is separated or combined, it is full of poisonous gas.

My house, what is the bathroom closed?

For the first time, Chenxi couldn't control his expression. He looked at the screen of his mobile phone for a while, and then suddenly remembered that he seemed to have forgotten the most important plot.

In the bathroom, closed, kid.

He tried hard to think back, and finally he remembered that the prisoner in his home...wasn't the tragic protagonist Shou Jianghuai in the book, and the main reason for Chenxi's untimely death was because Jianghuai was imprisoned by him. The inhuman abuse almost killed people.

Chenxi: "..."

Pervert it.

Li Kai didn't get an answer and shouted again: "Do you still want to buy it?"

Buy a fart, and your life will be gone.He raised his hand, and just about to wave to Li Kai to drive, he suddenly said resignedly: "Well, buy it. Buy two." At this point, he paused, thought for a while and said: "Add another milk Strawberry Shortcake."

Li Kai nodded, and quickly ran towards the opposite western restaurant.

Chenxi now finally knows why Li Kai is so afraid of him, probably because he regards him as a pervert.But also, would a normal person lock a teenager in their own bathroom?

will not.

Chenxi is currently in a delicate mood that is abnormal, but it is my own.

Tired, really.

Can you reopen it and try another book?

The author has something to say:

Sorry for being late.I went to my grandma's house today and came back a little late.

If Gong appears in other people's mouth, it can be regarded as appearing... right?

I thought I could write until he came out.

Ps: Not a real child, he was 16 years old when he appeared

The author of Pps strongly disagrees with this wrong behavior of closing the bathroom