After being forced to debut in metaphysics, I became popular
Chapter 43 Stormy Wild Temple
The program team prepared a total of three vehicles. After the last time Jishan was in danger, Zhang Wubing carefully prepared a lot of emergency food and medicine, and put them in the logistics vehicle.
In this way, the director's car was at the front to clear the way ahead of time, the guest car was in the middle, and the support car was at the end, which ensured the safety of the guests to the greatest extent.
However, the driver of the guest car slammed on the brakes just now, which made the rear support car unable to react in time. In order to avoid hitting the car in front, he had to slam on the steering wheel and apply the brakes, turned to the other side of the road, and barely stopped until he almost hit the big tree next to him. , leaving a whole deep brake mark on the muddy road, and the wheels also sank into the soft mud beside the field ridge.
When Zhang Wubing ran back and said that the road ahead was impassable, the staff of the logistics vehicle got out of the vehicle helplessly and shouted: "Director! You may have to leave first, there is something wrong with us, we need to push the car out first. "
In the guest car, the guests who were staggered due to emergency braking finally helped each other to lift everyone up.
Hearing the sound of the logistics vehicle behind, several male guests immediately opened the windows and asked, "Let's push together for you. There are more people and more strength, so it's faster."
The staff of the logistics vehicle were happy to agree at first, but soon after seeing the split-screen live broadcast equipment on the shoulders of the guests, they realized that it was still being filmed.
So the assistant director quickly waved his hand and refused: "Teachers, just stay in the car, the road below is too muddy, I almost stepped on the mud just now and couldn't get my feet out."
Especially in the atmosphere where fans attach so much importance to coffee positions and treatment, this show is already very popular with many people. If fans think that helping this is because the show crew treats the guests harshly, it will not be worth the loss.Be cautious.
An Nanyuan also saw the concerns of the staff: "It's okay, it's not normal for a big man to help push him out of the car."
But Anthony quickly followed with a smile: "Brother Nan really knows how to do coolies. I don't know if Brother Nan's 5000 million fans see Brother Nan working so hard, will they think that Brother Nan has suffered a crime?"
An Nanyuan's face suddenly darkened.
But the assistant director already had concerns, and immediately refused again in a firm tone, politely asking them all to stay in the car, and not to add additional public opinion control work to the staff.
Only the actress, who seemed to have pulled a muscle from falling into the gap between the seats, was sitting on the seat screaming in pain.
Yan Shixun turned a deaf ear to this, and did not turn around to check the actress's injuries, but casually raised his hand to calculate and then ignored, continued to stand under the car, and asked Zhang Wubing about the specific situation of the road ahead.
"To go to Yelangfeng, you have to leave Binhai City, leave the valley through the Panshan Highway at the junction with the next mountain province, and enter the border of the mountain province. However, it happens to be the summer flood season. The heavy rain in the upper reaches of the province caused the water level to soar, and the river at the junction with Binhai City was washed away. bridge."
Zhang Wubing said: "Now that road is definitely impassable, I'm afraid we have to bypass this river and enter the mountain province from the side."
As he spoke, he used his mobile phone to search for another route on the electronic map, and showed it to Yan Shixun.
Because of his deep understanding of Zhang Wubing's physique, Yan Shixun didn't immediately agree to his plan, and always had a vague sense of disobedience.
But when Yan Shixun looked around cautiously, he saw that the director's car that Zhang Wubing drove back had indeed been exposed to rain, and the wheels and body were covered with mud.And it didn't rain where they are now or along the way. Obviously, the mountains have affected the climate of the two provinces, and the rain on the mountain road ahead has not stopped.
Yan Shixun took out his mobile phone and checked the latest weather forecast in the neighboring province, which verified his guess.Immediately, he searched the route again, and after confirming that it was passable, he nodded and said, "This route is fine, let's go."
"Mr. Yan, director, you go first, we will catch up right away."
While trying to pull the heavy wheels out of the mud together with the staff, the assistant director raised his voice and shouted with a wry smile: "It should have been raining for a long time here, the ground is rotten, it's too bad. It’s hard to get out once you’re in.”
Because it was in the live broadcast of the show, Zhang Wubing couldn't spend a lot of time waiting for the guests, so he had no choice but to agree: "Then I will send you the new route."
The change of route made Yan Shixun extremely vigilant, especially when the driver said that he saw a human face just now, and he himself saw a yellow thing flashing past the car window.
He didn't turn back into the car directly, but walked towards the logistics car with big strides, and jumped off the field ridge under the refusal of the assistant director, "Hey, the clothes should be dirty..." Martin boots and black boot pants They were all splashed with mud.
The staff were a little puzzled, watching Yan Shixun bent down without paying attention to the mud and water, and stretched out his hand to check the wheels.
"How did you drive in here?" After seeing the brake marks on the mud road and the natural wear of the tires, Yan Shixun had already determined that the trapped logistics vehicle was caused by human beings, not by evil spirits, but he was still rigorous. I asked the driver of the logistics vehicle: "Did you just see something outside the window?"
"What's there?" The driver's shoulders were still on the car, and he said blankly, "I didn't see anything, but the car in front braked suddenly, and I slammed the steering wheel because I was afraid of rear-end collision. As a result, the dirt road was muddy and I went sideways."
This place seems to be the field of a nearby village. Yan Shixun can see that there are still crops growing in the field, and there are scarecrows standing in the field in the distance to drive birds away.However, the field under their feet was in a state of neglect. Dead branches and mud were piled up on the edge of the field. Lift up the heavy car.
After dispelling his worries, Yan Shixun didn't immediately get up and walk back to the guest car, but in this bent posture, his slender palms directly clasped the bottom edge of the car.Then he lowered his eyelashes, slowly adjusted his breath, and at the same time whispered the obscure pronunciation in a low and fast voice.
Under the suspicious eyes of the staff next to him, Yan Shixun suddenly raised his eyes, exerted strength instantly, and the smooth and firm muscles of his arms stretched out nice lines.As for the side of the car held in his palm, there was a metallic humming sound, and then gradually rose as he moved upwards. With the sound of mud sticking, the wheels smoothly slipped from the mud. pull out.
"!!!"
The staff's eyes were wide open, and they frantically "fucked!" swiped the screen.
No one thought that Yan Shixun could solve the matter that a dozen or so of them couldn't handle just now? ?
You must know that this car weighs two tons even with the things inside!Why can a person lift it up with his hands?This unscientific!
"What are you doing in a daze? I've solved the hardest part for you, and you won't move the car back to the road?" Yan Shixun raised his chin to the stunned staff, motioning for them to take over.
"Oh, oh, ok, thank you, Mr. Yan, for your help. Let us do the rest." Under the urging of Yan Shixun, the staff members just woke up like a dream, and hurriedly took advantage of the momentum to pull the car from the car. Push down the field ridge and back to the middle of the country road.
"But Mr. Yan." One of the staff couldn't hold back and asked curiously: "Could it be that what the director said is true, you really know some unscientific things? For example, spells that increase strength. I see you It seemed like I was thinking about something just now."
"Imagination is so rich, have you watched too many movies?" Yan Shixun took out a handkerchief from his pocket and wiped the dirt on his hands.
The staff member scratched his head in embarrassment: "Ah, that Mr. Yan is really strong, so many of us didn't lift up just now, you did it all at once. And I seemed to see a light in your hand just now? Just like when I was in Guishan."
Yan Shixun seemed to think that the staff's guess was outrageous, and followed the other party's words with a half-smile and said, "However, I do have a way to increase my strength, do you want to know?"
The staff came over curiously and listened attentively.
I heard Yan Shixun say——
"Do you know Popeye? Remember to eat more spinach, not only for strength, but also for your eyes. You can even see the golden light. Are you astigmatism?"
staff member:"……"
Split-screen viewers who are as curious as the staff: […]
[Fuck, this reason is absolutely useless.Fortunately, I seriously took out my small notebook just now, thinking that Brother Yan was going to share some peerless cheats.As a result, that's it?That's it? ? ? ]
[Hahaha Popeye loves to eat spinach, what Brother Yan said is so scientific, he has completely different brain circuits from that little brother. ]
[However, Brother Yan’s move just now really surprised me. This car must have weighed more than a ton at least, and it was lifted up by one person! !Brother Yan's strength is also amazing. ]
[Instantaneous explosive power, isn't it said that when a person's potential is stimulated, the strength can reach three times the usual strength.And looking at the smoothness of Brother Yan's muscles, it doesn't look like the dead muscles that many people train in the gym to look good. It should be the result of years of high-intensity exercise training, and it is normal to have strength. ]
[? ?Why are you all so scientific? It seems that I believe that Brother Yan used other metaphysical methods just now, which is very incompatible with you. ]
[But this is too real, the road is impassable and needs to be temporarily diverted, and the tires are stuck in the mud. Isn't this an annoying thing that you will encounter in a normal self-driving tour?The script of this show is too good!It's so immersive that I, who can't go out because of the heavy rain, feel like I'm traveling outside now.Cool. ]
[Fuck, fuck! !I am so excited, Oatmeal, brother Yan is so handsome!Did you see the muscle lines of Brother Yan just now?I'm sorry that I'm superficial. I just saw the beauty of the prosperous age captured by Brother Yan before, and I fell in love with it. I didn't expect that I would have such a good figure! ]
[Hey, wipe the drool on the oatmeal in front, Brother Yan will dislike you, okay?But brother Yan is indeed, the hormones and sense of strength that hit my face, I am now like a pervert at home slapping my thighs and making my aunt laugh!It's too bad, it's too bad! ]
[Have you installed surveillance in my house?It's about to be disassembled!How do you know that I am laughing so pervertedly right now?My thighs are already red. ]
[What are you taking screenshots for?I'm stunned! ]
[This is the first time I saw a celebrity wearing Martin boots with such a powerful effect, and the moment Yan Ge jumped off the road and flew into the air, I finally understood what is the sexiness brought by power. ]
[Yes, and I think that after Brother Yan got mud on his body, this picture is even cooler and more impactful. If someone didn’t squat down to watch the live broadcast, if someone showed me this screenshot alone, I would have thought it was some fashion company A photo from a magazine. ]
Yan Shixun, who quickly helped the logistics vehicle out of the predicament, immediately bent his long legs slightly, and jumped onto the country road quickly and easily.
The assistant director hurriedly thanked Yan Shixun, and said that they will deal with the rest of the chores immediately and immediately follow the motorcade.
But Yan Shixun didn't notice that when he bent his legs and jumped, because of his posture, his mobile phone was squeezed out from the depth of his pocket and slipped out.
"Crack!" There was a slight sound, and it fell into the dead branches of the weeds next to it.
When walking back to the guest car, Yan Shixun noticed a line of sight, which always fell on him covertly, if he hadn't settled down to perceive it, he would have missed it.
Yan Shixun sharply raised his head, his gaze turned straight like a sharp knife.
Behind the black car glass that has been treated with the privacy one-way mirror function, under the weak light of the cloudy day, a well-defined profile is vaguely projected.
He frowned, unable to compare with anyone in the car for a moment.
"Brother Yan?" Zhang Wubing couldn't help being surprised when he saw Yan Shixun stopped not far from the car: "What's the matter, is the situation over there very difficult?"
"No, it's been dealt with, and they will follow right away."
Yan Shixun knocked on the car door with the small red flag in his hand, which attracted the attention of all the guests, and they all looked at him, and then stepped into the car with long legs: "Everyone, don't worry, just change the way."
The episode was resolved, and the director's car and the guest car set off again soon after sorting out, and headed to Yelang Peak according to the newly planned route.
It's just that Yan Shixun still remembered what the driver said about seeing the face, so he changed to the seat next to the driver.
After Yan Shixun sat down, the driver who was frightened suddenly felt that his body was chilled by the cold wind in the rainy day, as if he was approaching a small sun burning with vitality, and the fear and cold were dispelled The trembling hand that was holding the steering wheel no longer trembled.
The vehicle restarts.
There were not as many guests in the car as Yan Shixun thought. When he braked suddenly, he was only focused on saving others, and he didn't hear the driver say that he saw a face.
They quickly resumed their previous activity, talking and laughing again, with the variety show guy leading them, it was quite a variety show effect.
It's just that Bai Shuang always felt that her body was shivering from the cold. Even though she was wearing clothes and sitting on the car seat, it was as if the wind was blowing from all sides, and everything was so cold that it made her flustered.
"Is the air conditioner in the car too low?" She muttered suspiciously, took out a mountaineering jacket from her backpack, and put it on.
With Yan Shixun beside him, the driver seemed to feel at ease, and the car drove steadily.
Yan Shixun was also scanning the scenery outside the car window, while holding the tablet, answering questions in the barrage and comment area one by one.
"Why are you a tour guide? Then you have to ask Zhang Wubing."
He replied with a weary look: "As a tour guide, you have to manage the comment area and the barrage, and you won't sleep in the back seat of the car. It's so annoying. So when you post barrage comments, be active and healthy, and don't give me extra workload."
"Why do I have great strength? Eat more fruits and vegetables, especially spinach, and a scientific diet is enough. I am only in the strength range of ordinary people. Every time I see you asking this kind of question, it almost makes me think that I live in hundreds of years. Years ago. Believe in science, watch less movies and read more.”
Because the main screen of the live broadcast was aimed at the guests, Yan Shixun, who was sitting at the front of the car, was not under the camera of the main screen, so many viewers and fans came to his split screen from the main screen in order to watch him.
When Yan Shixun told them to believe in science with confidence, many old viewers who had watched Guishan's journey "hahaha".
[Brother Yan, stop pretending, I can see that you are counting in your hands, you have been counting and never stopped. ]
Yan Shixun twitched his lips unhappily, raised his hand that was still making calculations just now, and said to the camera: "I have ADHD."
[......]
[Forget it, this is my own fan.Believe it, I believe it! ]
Yan Shixun didn't care if they would believe it or not, as long as they didn't post unscientific content that would result in the broadcast rights being blocked, then he wouldn't bother.
When his eyes glanced casually out of the car window, he was attracted by the scarecrow on the distant field.
Yan Shixun's eyesight was excellent, and he clearly saw the extremely realistic scarecrow in human clothes.
In most areas, in order to prevent birds from eating crops, a scarecrow will be planted in the field to drive birds away.
But this scarecrow is the most realistic and strange one Yan Shixun has ever seen.
Its body is not as scribbled as ordinary scarecrows, but it really has hands and feet like a human. If you don't look carefully at the exposed shoulders and neck, it will be mistaken for a human body.And the clothes it wears are very long, directly covering the long pole used to fix the body, making it look like it is standing in the field at first glance from a distance.
And its eyes were covered by the straw hat, Yan Shixun could only see the lower half of his face.
It may be that the villagers are trying to save trouble, or they are taking materials at random.The scarecrow's face is made of paper money from the funeral of the dead, like a paper prick in a mourning hall.
The scarecrow's pale paper face was painted with a bright red mouth and two blushes on the cheeks. The paper was soaked by the rain, and the bright red paint ran along the lifeless paper face of the scarecrow. It dripped down, forming streaks of red like bloodstains on the pale paper, which looked extremely strange.
This face made Yan Shixun uncomfortable, but he stared at the scarecrow for a long time, until he could no longer see the scarecrow as the car passed by, and he didn't find anything wrong.
Is he suspicious?
Yan Shixun frowned, he was puzzled by the fact that he had been vigilant several times but found nothing.
Bai Shuang, who was sitting by the car window, could see the scarecrow in the distance, but her eyesight was not as good as Yan Shixun's, and she could only vaguely see the outline of the person when she squinted her eyes hard.
The scarecrow's trousers covered the lower half of its body, but the red-painted pole supporting it was so overgrown that it passed right over its head.
So at first glance, Bai Shuang almost thought it was a person being pierced on a pole from foot to head, so she let out a cry of surprise, and quickly covered her mouth.
When An Nanyuan looked over suspiciously, she lowered her voice and pointed out the window and asked, "Look over there, is there someone there?"
The variety show cafe heard this, turned around and saw that it was a scarecrow and smiled: "Did Bai Shuang grow up in the city? This is a scarecrow, not a real person, it is used in the fields to drive away birds."
After hearing this, Bai Shuang took a look again, and smiled embarrassedly: "Oh, it's a scarecrow, I laughed at it. This scarecrow looks... really ugly,"
The variety show guy laughed loudly: "Looking like a human is fine, I don't care much about looks."
The car passed by at high speed amidst laughter.
Above the field, fell into a dead silence again.
Under the gloomy sky, raindrops suddenly fell, and quickly became bigger and bigger.
The rain curtain cuts off all sounds, and on the deserted wilderness, there are no villages and smoke from cooking, only the cold, untended fields, and...
The scarecrow's face was turned with small stones that were embedded as eyeballs, and the straw hat was raised stiffly and slowly, revealing the covered pure black eyes with messy lines like a child's graffiti. The passing convoy slowly turned their heads and turned their eyes to follow.
Suddenly, a piece of soaked paper fell from its pale face, right where the mouth was.
Like, the Scarecrow opened his bright red mouth.
laughing.
Silent, crazy, malicious...
Because the ghost mountain incident last time was successfully resolved, but Haiyun Guan still didn't completely let go of it, but left a Taoist priest who has been paying attention to this program.
In addition, the middle-aged and young priests of Shanghai Yunguan almost all grew up listening to the legendary stories of Layman Chengyun decades ago, so they are also very curious about Layman Chengyun's apprentices.
Daoist Ma, who was assigned to watch the live broadcast, didn't think the job was boring. Instead, he watched it with great interest, and felt that Uncle Chengyun's apprentice was really interesting.
However, looking at it, the smile on Ma Daochang's mouth gradually disappeared.
He suddenly realized that the destination of the program group's trip this time turned out to be Wild Wolf Peak.
——Wild Wolf Peak on a rainy day!
Daoist Ma quickly took out his mobile phone and sent a message to his personal account that he asked for from Yan Shixun last time.
[Junior Brother Yan, are you going to Wild Wolf Peak now? ]
[do not go!Come back soon!Wild Wolf Peak on a rainy day, not Wild Wolf Peak! ]
However, Daoist Ma waited anxiously on the phone for a long time, but failed to get a reply from Yan Shixun.Messages sent are always displayed as "unread".
Beside the rainy field ridge, the screen of a mobile phone suddenly lit up, but the faint light was not enough to break through the gradually darkening rainy night sky.
A bone claw suddenly stretched out from the side, grabbed the dead branches and mud, and crushed the light.
"Crack!"
Yan Shixun suddenly opened his eyes, the drowsiness from the nap just now was gone.
The rain was getting heavier and heavier, crackling on the car windows like hail, making people worry that the car windows would be smashed.
Even the guests behind the car, who had been laughing and making noise before, unconsciously lowered their voices, their voices trembling with lack of confidence, revealing their fear.
In the wilderness on a rainy night, the high beams of the car are the only light.Driving on the long road with no one there, he was so weak that he seemed to be swallowed up by the darkness and silence around him at any time.
There are no shops in front of the village, and when people cannot get external assistance, even if they don't need it temporarily, they will subconsciously feel a sense of crisis.
And the few guests who often live in the city feel flustered for no reason when they look at the vast wilderness with no people, no light, and no buildings outside the car window.
The dirt road on which the vehicle was driving stretched to between two high mountains in the distance, as if to pass through the gate guarded by the ferocious door god, leading to a completely unknown world.
The car body was constantly shaking due to the stones on the road and the wind blowing in front, and even tilted at a huge angle several times, as if it was about to be blown over.
Even when Yan Shixun was sitting in the car, he could feel the strong wind coming in through the cracks in the window glass, blowing directly at his face.
Although he couldn't see the details clearly in the dark, Yan Shixun still judged that the front was the narrow gap between the two mountains by virtue of the faintly visible mountain and the wind blowing in.
Also known as tuyere.
In Feng Shui, this kind of terrain is called "wind blowing alley". The stronger the wind, the greater the evil, and it is a dangerous place.
From a common sense point of view, if such a strong wind can be caused, the narrow opening in front is likely to be very narrow, which is barely wide enough for a car to pass through. If the vision is not good or the response is not timely, it is likely to rub against the mountain.Rainy days are prone to landslides, and vehicles cannot avoid falling rocks.
"Can't go any further."
Yan Shixun calmly said: "Driver, tell the car in front and the car behind to stop. We can't pass the mountain road ahead tonight. Let's look around here to see if there are any villages to settle down."
Hearing this, the driver, who was already driving tremblingly, quickly called Zhang Wubing and told the director's car in front to stop.
However, when he called the logistics vehicle behind, he only heard a "beep" sound from the handset.
"No signal? No, then I'll stop slowly and give them time to react." The driver put down his phone in a daze, slowed down and stopped on the side of the road.
No signal?Isn't the distance between the front and rear cars less than one kilometer? Can you get through Zhang Wubing but not the back?
Before the car stopped, Yan Shixun immediately turned around and looked back.
Then, his heart sank.
— Behind, no car.
In this way, the director's car was at the front to clear the way ahead of time, the guest car was in the middle, and the support car was at the end, which ensured the safety of the guests to the greatest extent.
However, the driver of the guest car slammed on the brakes just now, which made the rear support car unable to react in time. In order to avoid hitting the car in front, he had to slam on the steering wheel and apply the brakes, turned to the other side of the road, and barely stopped until he almost hit the big tree next to him. , leaving a whole deep brake mark on the muddy road, and the wheels also sank into the soft mud beside the field ridge.
When Zhang Wubing ran back and said that the road ahead was impassable, the staff of the logistics vehicle got out of the vehicle helplessly and shouted: "Director! You may have to leave first, there is something wrong with us, we need to push the car out first. "
In the guest car, the guests who were staggered due to emergency braking finally helped each other to lift everyone up.
Hearing the sound of the logistics vehicle behind, several male guests immediately opened the windows and asked, "Let's push together for you. There are more people and more strength, so it's faster."
The staff of the logistics vehicle were happy to agree at first, but soon after seeing the split-screen live broadcast equipment on the shoulders of the guests, they realized that it was still being filmed.
So the assistant director quickly waved his hand and refused: "Teachers, just stay in the car, the road below is too muddy, I almost stepped on the mud just now and couldn't get my feet out."
Especially in the atmosphere where fans attach so much importance to coffee positions and treatment, this show is already very popular with many people. If fans think that helping this is because the show crew treats the guests harshly, it will not be worth the loss.Be cautious.
An Nanyuan also saw the concerns of the staff: "It's okay, it's not normal for a big man to help push him out of the car."
But Anthony quickly followed with a smile: "Brother Nan really knows how to do coolies. I don't know if Brother Nan's 5000 million fans see Brother Nan working so hard, will they think that Brother Nan has suffered a crime?"
An Nanyuan's face suddenly darkened.
But the assistant director already had concerns, and immediately refused again in a firm tone, politely asking them all to stay in the car, and not to add additional public opinion control work to the staff.
Only the actress, who seemed to have pulled a muscle from falling into the gap between the seats, was sitting on the seat screaming in pain.
Yan Shixun turned a deaf ear to this, and did not turn around to check the actress's injuries, but casually raised his hand to calculate and then ignored, continued to stand under the car, and asked Zhang Wubing about the specific situation of the road ahead.
"To go to Yelangfeng, you have to leave Binhai City, leave the valley through the Panshan Highway at the junction with the next mountain province, and enter the border of the mountain province. However, it happens to be the summer flood season. The heavy rain in the upper reaches of the province caused the water level to soar, and the river at the junction with Binhai City was washed away. bridge."
Zhang Wubing said: "Now that road is definitely impassable, I'm afraid we have to bypass this river and enter the mountain province from the side."
As he spoke, he used his mobile phone to search for another route on the electronic map, and showed it to Yan Shixun.
Because of his deep understanding of Zhang Wubing's physique, Yan Shixun didn't immediately agree to his plan, and always had a vague sense of disobedience.
But when Yan Shixun looked around cautiously, he saw that the director's car that Zhang Wubing drove back had indeed been exposed to rain, and the wheels and body were covered with mud.And it didn't rain where they are now or along the way. Obviously, the mountains have affected the climate of the two provinces, and the rain on the mountain road ahead has not stopped.
Yan Shixun took out his mobile phone and checked the latest weather forecast in the neighboring province, which verified his guess.Immediately, he searched the route again, and after confirming that it was passable, he nodded and said, "This route is fine, let's go."
"Mr. Yan, director, you go first, we will catch up right away."
While trying to pull the heavy wheels out of the mud together with the staff, the assistant director raised his voice and shouted with a wry smile: "It should have been raining for a long time here, the ground is rotten, it's too bad. It’s hard to get out once you’re in.”
Because it was in the live broadcast of the show, Zhang Wubing couldn't spend a lot of time waiting for the guests, so he had no choice but to agree: "Then I will send you the new route."
The change of route made Yan Shixun extremely vigilant, especially when the driver said that he saw a human face just now, and he himself saw a yellow thing flashing past the car window.
He didn't turn back into the car directly, but walked towards the logistics car with big strides, and jumped off the field ridge under the refusal of the assistant director, "Hey, the clothes should be dirty..." Martin boots and black boot pants They were all splashed with mud.
The staff were a little puzzled, watching Yan Shixun bent down without paying attention to the mud and water, and stretched out his hand to check the wheels.
"How did you drive in here?" After seeing the brake marks on the mud road and the natural wear of the tires, Yan Shixun had already determined that the trapped logistics vehicle was caused by human beings, not by evil spirits, but he was still rigorous. I asked the driver of the logistics vehicle: "Did you just see something outside the window?"
"What's there?" The driver's shoulders were still on the car, and he said blankly, "I didn't see anything, but the car in front braked suddenly, and I slammed the steering wheel because I was afraid of rear-end collision. As a result, the dirt road was muddy and I went sideways."
This place seems to be the field of a nearby village. Yan Shixun can see that there are still crops growing in the field, and there are scarecrows standing in the field in the distance to drive birds away.However, the field under their feet was in a state of neglect. Dead branches and mud were piled up on the edge of the field. Lift up the heavy car.
After dispelling his worries, Yan Shixun didn't immediately get up and walk back to the guest car, but in this bent posture, his slender palms directly clasped the bottom edge of the car.Then he lowered his eyelashes, slowly adjusted his breath, and at the same time whispered the obscure pronunciation in a low and fast voice.
Under the suspicious eyes of the staff next to him, Yan Shixun suddenly raised his eyes, exerted strength instantly, and the smooth and firm muscles of his arms stretched out nice lines.As for the side of the car held in his palm, there was a metallic humming sound, and then gradually rose as he moved upwards. With the sound of mud sticking, the wheels smoothly slipped from the mud. pull out.
"!!!"
The staff's eyes were wide open, and they frantically "fucked!" swiped the screen.
No one thought that Yan Shixun could solve the matter that a dozen or so of them couldn't handle just now? ?
You must know that this car weighs two tons even with the things inside!Why can a person lift it up with his hands?This unscientific!
"What are you doing in a daze? I've solved the hardest part for you, and you won't move the car back to the road?" Yan Shixun raised his chin to the stunned staff, motioning for them to take over.
"Oh, oh, ok, thank you, Mr. Yan, for your help. Let us do the rest." Under the urging of Yan Shixun, the staff members just woke up like a dream, and hurriedly took advantage of the momentum to pull the car from the car. Push down the field ridge and back to the middle of the country road.
"But Mr. Yan." One of the staff couldn't hold back and asked curiously: "Could it be that what the director said is true, you really know some unscientific things? For example, spells that increase strength. I see you It seemed like I was thinking about something just now."
"Imagination is so rich, have you watched too many movies?" Yan Shixun took out a handkerchief from his pocket and wiped the dirt on his hands.
The staff member scratched his head in embarrassment: "Ah, that Mr. Yan is really strong, so many of us didn't lift up just now, you did it all at once. And I seemed to see a light in your hand just now? Just like when I was in Guishan."
Yan Shixun seemed to think that the staff's guess was outrageous, and followed the other party's words with a half-smile and said, "However, I do have a way to increase my strength, do you want to know?"
The staff came over curiously and listened attentively.
I heard Yan Shixun say——
"Do you know Popeye? Remember to eat more spinach, not only for strength, but also for your eyes. You can even see the golden light. Are you astigmatism?"
staff member:"……"
Split-screen viewers who are as curious as the staff: […]
[Fuck, this reason is absolutely useless.Fortunately, I seriously took out my small notebook just now, thinking that Brother Yan was going to share some peerless cheats.As a result, that's it?That's it? ? ? ]
[Hahaha Popeye loves to eat spinach, what Brother Yan said is so scientific, he has completely different brain circuits from that little brother. ]
[However, Brother Yan’s move just now really surprised me. This car must have weighed more than a ton at least, and it was lifted up by one person! !Brother Yan's strength is also amazing. ]
[Instantaneous explosive power, isn't it said that when a person's potential is stimulated, the strength can reach three times the usual strength.And looking at the smoothness of Brother Yan's muscles, it doesn't look like the dead muscles that many people train in the gym to look good. It should be the result of years of high-intensity exercise training, and it is normal to have strength. ]
[? ?Why are you all so scientific? It seems that I believe that Brother Yan used other metaphysical methods just now, which is very incompatible with you. ]
[But this is too real, the road is impassable and needs to be temporarily diverted, and the tires are stuck in the mud. Isn't this an annoying thing that you will encounter in a normal self-driving tour?The script of this show is too good!It's so immersive that I, who can't go out because of the heavy rain, feel like I'm traveling outside now.Cool. ]
[Fuck, fuck! !I am so excited, Oatmeal, brother Yan is so handsome!Did you see the muscle lines of Brother Yan just now?I'm sorry that I'm superficial. I just saw the beauty of the prosperous age captured by Brother Yan before, and I fell in love with it. I didn't expect that I would have such a good figure! ]
[Hey, wipe the drool on the oatmeal in front, Brother Yan will dislike you, okay?But brother Yan is indeed, the hormones and sense of strength that hit my face, I am now like a pervert at home slapping my thighs and making my aunt laugh!It's too bad, it's too bad! ]
[Have you installed surveillance in my house?It's about to be disassembled!How do you know that I am laughing so pervertedly right now?My thighs are already red. ]
[What are you taking screenshots for?I'm stunned! ]
[This is the first time I saw a celebrity wearing Martin boots with such a powerful effect, and the moment Yan Ge jumped off the road and flew into the air, I finally understood what is the sexiness brought by power. ]
[Yes, and I think that after Brother Yan got mud on his body, this picture is even cooler and more impactful. If someone didn’t squat down to watch the live broadcast, if someone showed me this screenshot alone, I would have thought it was some fashion company A photo from a magazine. ]
Yan Shixun, who quickly helped the logistics vehicle out of the predicament, immediately bent his long legs slightly, and jumped onto the country road quickly and easily.
The assistant director hurriedly thanked Yan Shixun, and said that they will deal with the rest of the chores immediately and immediately follow the motorcade.
But Yan Shixun didn't notice that when he bent his legs and jumped, because of his posture, his mobile phone was squeezed out from the depth of his pocket and slipped out.
"Crack!" There was a slight sound, and it fell into the dead branches of the weeds next to it.
When walking back to the guest car, Yan Shixun noticed a line of sight, which always fell on him covertly, if he hadn't settled down to perceive it, he would have missed it.
Yan Shixun sharply raised his head, his gaze turned straight like a sharp knife.
Behind the black car glass that has been treated with the privacy one-way mirror function, under the weak light of the cloudy day, a well-defined profile is vaguely projected.
He frowned, unable to compare with anyone in the car for a moment.
"Brother Yan?" Zhang Wubing couldn't help being surprised when he saw Yan Shixun stopped not far from the car: "What's the matter, is the situation over there very difficult?"
"No, it's been dealt with, and they will follow right away."
Yan Shixun knocked on the car door with the small red flag in his hand, which attracted the attention of all the guests, and they all looked at him, and then stepped into the car with long legs: "Everyone, don't worry, just change the way."
The episode was resolved, and the director's car and the guest car set off again soon after sorting out, and headed to Yelang Peak according to the newly planned route.
It's just that Yan Shixun still remembered what the driver said about seeing the face, so he changed to the seat next to the driver.
After Yan Shixun sat down, the driver who was frightened suddenly felt that his body was chilled by the cold wind in the rainy day, as if he was approaching a small sun burning with vitality, and the fear and cold were dispelled The trembling hand that was holding the steering wheel no longer trembled.
The vehicle restarts.
There were not as many guests in the car as Yan Shixun thought. When he braked suddenly, he was only focused on saving others, and he didn't hear the driver say that he saw a face.
They quickly resumed their previous activity, talking and laughing again, with the variety show guy leading them, it was quite a variety show effect.
It's just that Bai Shuang always felt that her body was shivering from the cold. Even though she was wearing clothes and sitting on the car seat, it was as if the wind was blowing from all sides, and everything was so cold that it made her flustered.
"Is the air conditioner in the car too low?" She muttered suspiciously, took out a mountaineering jacket from her backpack, and put it on.
With Yan Shixun beside him, the driver seemed to feel at ease, and the car drove steadily.
Yan Shixun was also scanning the scenery outside the car window, while holding the tablet, answering questions in the barrage and comment area one by one.
"Why are you a tour guide? Then you have to ask Zhang Wubing."
He replied with a weary look: "As a tour guide, you have to manage the comment area and the barrage, and you won't sleep in the back seat of the car. It's so annoying. So when you post barrage comments, be active and healthy, and don't give me extra workload."
"Why do I have great strength? Eat more fruits and vegetables, especially spinach, and a scientific diet is enough. I am only in the strength range of ordinary people. Every time I see you asking this kind of question, it almost makes me think that I live in hundreds of years. Years ago. Believe in science, watch less movies and read more.”
Because the main screen of the live broadcast was aimed at the guests, Yan Shixun, who was sitting at the front of the car, was not under the camera of the main screen, so many viewers and fans came to his split screen from the main screen in order to watch him.
When Yan Shixun told them to believe in science with confidence, many old viewers who had watched Guishan's journey "hahaha".
[Brother Yan, stop pretending, I can see that you are counting in your hands, you have been counting and never stopped. ]
Yan Shixun twitched his lips unhappily, raised his hand that was still making calculations just now, and said to the camera: "I have ADHD."
[......]
[Forget it, this is my own fan.Believe it, I believe it! ]
Yan Shixun didn't care if they would believe it or not, as long as they didn't post unscientific content that would result in the broadcast rights being blocked, then he wouldn't bother.
When his eyes glanced casually out of the car window, he was attracted by the scarecrow on the distant field.
Yan Shixun's eyesight was excellent, and he clearly saw the extremely realistic scarecrow in human clothes.
In most areas, in order to prevent birds from eating crops, a scarecrow will be planted in the field to drive birds away.
But this scarecrow is the most realistic and strange one Yan Shixun has ever seen.
Its body is not as scribbled as ordinary scarecrows, but it really has hands and feet like a human. If you don't look carefully at the exposed shoulders and neck, it will be mistaken for a human body.And the clothes it wears are very long, directly covering the long pole used to fix the body, making it look like it is standing in the field at first glance from a distance.
And its eyes were covered by the straw hat, Yan Shixun could only see the lower half of his face.
It may be that the villagers are trying to save trouble, or they are taking materials at random.The scarecrow's face is made of paper money from the funeral of the dead, like a paper prick in a mourning hall.
The scarecrow's pale paper face was painted with a bright red mouth and two blushes on the cheeks. The paper was soaked by the rain, and the bright red paint ran along the lifeless paper face of the scarecrow. It dripped down, forming streaks of red like bloodstains on the pale paper, which looked extremely strange.
This face made Yan Shixun uncomfortable, but he stared at the scarecrow for a long time, until he could no longer see the scarecrow as the car passed by, and he didn't find anything wrong.
Is he suspicious?
Yan Shixun frowned, he was puzzled by the fact that he had been vigilant several times but found nothing.
Bai Shuang, who was sitting by the car window, could see the scarecrow in the distance, but her eyesight was not as good as Yan Shixun's, and she could only vaguely see the outline of the person when she squinted her eyes hard.
The scarecrow's trousers covered the lower half of its body, but the red-painted pole supporting it was so overgrown that it passed right over its head.
So at first glance, Bai Shuang almost thought it was a person being pierced on a pole from foot to head, so she let out a cry of surprise, and quickly covered her mouth.
When An Nanyuan looked over suspiciously, she lowered her voice and pointed out the window and asked, "Look over there, is there someone there?"
The variety show cafe heard this, turned around and saw that it was a scarecrow and smiled: "Did Bai Shuang grow up in the city? This is a scarecrow, not a real person, it is used in the fields to drive away birds."
After hearing this, Bai Shuang took a look again, and smiled embarrassedly: "Oh, it's a scarecrow, I laughed at it. This scarecrow looks... really ugly,"
The variety show guy laughed loudly: "Looking like a human is fine, I don't care much about looks."
The car passed by at high speed amidst laughter.
Above the field, fell into a dead silence again.
Under the gloomy sky, raindrops suddenly fell, and quickly became bigger and bigger.
The rain curtain cuts off all sounds, and on the deserted wilderness, there are no villages and smoke from cooking, only the cold, untended fields, and...
The scarecrow's face was turned with small stones that were embedded as eyeballs, and the straw hat was raised stiffly and slowly, revealing the covered pure black eyes with messy lines like a child's graffiti. The passing convoy slowly turned their heads and turned their eyes to follow.
Suddenly, a piece of soaked paper fell from its pale face, right where the mouth was.
Like, the Scarecrow opened his bright red mouth.
laughing.
Silent, crazy, malicious...
Because the ghost mountain incident last time was successfully resolved, but Haiyun Guan still didn't completely let go of it, but left a Taoist priest who has been paying attention to this program.
In addition, the middle-aged and young priests of Shanghai Yunguan almost all grew up listening to the legendary stories of Layman Chengyun decades ago, so they are also very curious about Layman Chengyun's apprentices.
Daoist Ma, who was assigned to watch the live broadcast, didn't think the job was boring. Instead, he watched it with great interest, and felt that Uncle Chengyun's apprentice was really interesting.
However, looking at it, the smile on Ma Daochang's mouth gradually disappeared.
He suddenly realized that the destination of the program group's trip this time turned out to be Wild Wolf Peak.
——Wild Wolf Peak on a rainy day!
Daoist Ma quickly took out his mobile phone and sent a message to his personal account that he asked for from Yan Shixun last time.
[Junior Brother Yan, are you going to Wild Wolf Peak now? ]
[do not go!Come back soon!Wild Wolf Peak on a rainy day, not Wild Wolf Peak! ]
However, Daoist Ma waited anxiously on the phone for a long time, but failed to get a reply from Yan Shixun.Messages sent are always displayed as "unread".
Beside the rainy field ridge, the screen of a mobile phone suddenly lit up, but the faint light was not enough to break through the gradually darkening rainy night sky.
A bone claw suddenly stretched out from the side, grabbed the dead branches and mud, and crushed the light.
"Crack!"
Yan Shixun suddenly opened his eyes, the drowsiness from the nap just now was gone.
The rain was getting heavier and heavier, crackling on the car windows like hail, making people worry that the car windows would be smashed.
Even the guests behind the car, who had been laughing and making noise before, unconsciously lowered their voices, their voices trembling with lack of confidence, revealing their fear.
In the wilderness on a rainy night, the high beams of the car are the only light.Driving on the long road with no one there, he was so weak that he seemed to be swallowed up by the darkness and silence around him at any time.
There are no shops in front of the village, and when people cannot get external assistance, even if they don't need it temporarily, they will subconsciously feel a sense of crisis.
And the few guests who often live in the city feel flustered for no reason when they look at the vast wilderness with no people, no light, and no buildings outside the car window.
The dirt road on which the vehicle was driving stretched to between two high mountains in the distance, as if to pass through the gate guarded by the ferocious door god, leading to a completely unknown world.
The car body was constantly shaking due to the stones on the road and the wind blowing in front, and even tilted at a huge angle several times, as if it was about to be blown over.
Even when Yan Shixun was sitting in the car, he could feel the strong wind coming in through the cracks in the window glass, blowing directly at his face.
Although he couldn't see the details clearly in the dark, Yan Shixun still judged that the front was the narrow gap between the two mountains by virtue of the faintly visible mountain and the wind blowing in.
Also known as tuyere.
In Feng Shui, this kind of terrain is called "wind blowing alley". The stronger the wind, the greater the evil, and it is a dangerous place.
From a common sense point of view, if such a strong wind can be caused, the narrow opening in front is likely to be very narrow, which is barely wide enough for a car to pass through. If the vision is not good or the response is not timely, it is likely to rub against the mountain.Rainy days are prone to landslides, and vehicles cannot avoid falling rocks.
"Can't go any further."
Yan Shixun calmly said: "Driver, tell the car in front and the car behind to stop. We can't pass the mountain road ahead tonight. Let's look around here to see if there are any villages to settle down."
Hearing this, the driver, who was already driving tremblingly, quickly called Zhang Wubing and told the director's car in front to stop.
However, when he called the logistics vehicle behind, he only heard a "beep" sound from the handset.
"No signal? No, then I'll stop slowly and give them time to react." The driver put down his phone in a daze, slowed down and stopped on the side of the road.
No signal?Isn't the distance between the front and rear cars less than one kilometer? Can you get through Zhang Wubing but not the back?
Before the car stopped, Yan Shixun immediately turned around and looked back.
Then, his heart sank.
— Behind, no car.
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