As soon as the announcement that the final episode of "Heartbeat Tour 99 Days" was about to start was posted, it sparked heated discussions.
The viewers regretted that maybe it was because they were attacked by gangsters in the Southwest that made the program group give up. Even though they were crying under the account of the program group to start the broadcast, they actually no longer had hope in their hearts.
Unexpectedly, the program team not only happily posted the announcement of the New Year's special event, but also @all the guests with social accounts, indicating that this time is a gathering of everyone, and no one will be left behind.
This surprised the audience, and some even cried out of excitement.
"My God! In my lifetime! I really didn't expect this day to come."
"I used to eat while watching the live broadcast, but now I know how much I didn't know how to cherish it. After this show stopped broadcasting, I didn't even have a meal show, alas."
“啊啊啊啊啊也有燕哥是吗!!!我真的太久没有看到过燕哥了,感觉我这燕麦,都快要发霉了呜呜。”
"Don't stop me! I want to spend money for Brother Yan! I want to send Brother Yan to debut! Let Brother Yan go into business hahahaha!"
"... Lianai, another crazy one, drag it down, drag it down quickly! Goutou.jpg"
"It seems like I've seen Brother Xing for a long time. It's strange, he doesn't have such a peaceful personality. Posting [-] updates a day and annoying [-] singers and producers are more in line with Brother Xing's personality. "
"Are you preparing new music? The Chinese New Year is only a week away. Didn't the stars say that they will win the Golden Music Award again next year?"
"Washing my hands, I'm so looking forward to it! All the people I like are in this live broadcast, I really hope that I just fall asleep for a few days, and then I can watch the live broadcast when I get up again!"
"But to be honest, didn't my house do handicrafts before? It was scary, so I printed out Brother Yan's photo and pasted it on the door... Wow!!! It's really useful! Since that day I haven't Had a nightmare."
"Good guy, don't post a door god this Chinese New Year, just hang a picture of Brother Yan."
"Pfft, don't tell me, other manufacturers of small commodities are better at chasing hot spots than you. I went to buy new year's goods a few days ago, and I saw the words 'Heaven and Earth Bank, issued by Emperor Yanwu' printed on the banknotes. ’s profile picture was printed on it, and there was no sense of disobedience at all.”
"Hahahahaha, things are weird, but they are inexplicably reasonable. I think Brother Yan is really suitable to be the King of Hades, or something else."
"Ahhhhhh!!! Sisters, have you seen the new announcement from the program group? It says that the live broadcast will be at Brother Yan's house, and it will be a family gathering rather than traveling."
As the time of the last live broadcast approached, the program team also threw out clues about this live broadcast bit by bit like throwing easter eggs.
Who attended, selfies of the guests, the format of the special, and where it was filmed.
A series of small easter eggs tickled the hearts of the audience, and they left messages under the account of the program group with more excitement and enthusiasm, looking forward to the official live broadcast.
Today, the program group has attracted hundreds of millions of people. Such a mysterious form of preview has also made the popularity of the last live broadcast continue to rise, and it has even become a national topic.
A reporter recorded a New Year’s street interview program and asked passers-by whether they were looking forward to this year’s Spring Festival Gala, but the passer-by curled their lips and asked, “Why don’t I watch Xindong’s live broadcast and want to watch the Spring Festival Gala? How can I not think about it?”
"It must be watching Brother Yan, how interesting it is to see Brother Yan beating Xing Xing."
"Spring Festival Gala? No, I choose to watch Director Zhang hit a ghost."
Reporter: ...So, you would rather watch a well-known ghost show during Chinese New Year?
But there were plenty of people who praised the idea for its cleverness.
"That's right! Why didn't I think of this move? Brother Yan's live broadcast is on at home, no matter what ghosts dare to come, right?"
"Hahaha, the place where there is brother Yan is the safest place. My family can save money on buying door gods this year."
The picture of the reporter’s bewildered face was made into a moving picture, and then accompanied by the sentence "Spring Festival Gala: Are you polite?", or "You are not afraid of ghosts at all, are you?" Laughing and using.
The popularity of the program has been further expanded, and even #新年看哪些# has become a topic, and it has attracted many people to discuss it when it is posted on the hot search.
Binhai City TV Station filed a complaint with the authorities, angrily saying that in this way, the program they carefully prepared would not be watched, and demanded that the program "99 Days of Heartbeat" be banned.
But the official just laughed and shook his head.
Ordinary people don't know that they can hardly spend this New Year's Eve peacefully.The bustling and jubilant atmosphere on the street is based on the death and sacrifice of many people.Every day that many people take for granted and even hate is the vitality and future that the dead try their best to hold up.
Without Yan Shixun and Ye Li, without Zhang Wubing, without the Taoist priests of Haiyun Temple and all the exorcists who took action to support the people, without the special departments and official staff...the red lanterns and red ropes Knots don't line the streets.
Red will only appear on the ground.
This is a hard-won New Year, an incomparably precious daily life.
People in the know will feel very happy just watching the sun rise as usual in the morning.
And the official people know that with such achievements, no matter what the program group and Yan Shixun want, they will definitely be satisfied.Be it wealth, fame, status... nothing can compare to the merit of saving all lives.
But when the official questioned Yan Shixun, he just downplayed it, as if what he had done was not worth mentioning at all.
"If I must be paid, what I want is the peace and justice of this land every day, and the happiness of everyone."
At that time, Yan Shixun put one hand in his pocket, waved lazily, then turned and left the office.
"I'm just an ordinary person, no different from everyone else. I'm also one of billions of lives. I just encountered some unusual things, so I just did it."
"That's all."
When I went to the clothes, I learned the name and the name.
The official staff who received the TV station were also standing at the scene.
He stared blankly at Yan Shixun's back, and didn't return to his senses for a long time.When he blinked again, he realized that tears had already accumulated in his eyes.
There is no self in all people, no name for God and man.
But Yan Shixun thought that what he did was nothing more than ordinary, but it was impossible for others to treat him as ordinary.
"Want the ratings? Want the audience? Then work harder and find out what the audience likes. Complain to our department—that's not our specialty."
The official smiled and said to the TV station: "The audience likes it. This is the choice of the people. I am not qualified to point fingers. On the contrary, some people are too arrogant?"
The program went smoothly. Even though many people were jealous of its traffic and popularity, no one could shake its existence.
When Zhang's father knew that someone wanted to take action against this show, he walked around the office angrily, scolding the other party for wishful thinking, and wanted to deal with his son!
The secretary's tactful reminder is not to deal with Zhang Wubing, but a program to deal with Zhang Wubing.
——The kind that will end soon.
Zhang's father snorted coldly, Ai Wuji Wu: "The show is also my son!"
Secretary: ...Your words are different from what you said at the beginning. Didn't you say that you would never agree with the young master as a director?
Zhang Wubing's current physical condition does not allow him to continue traveling outside. He needs a long period of cultivation to reconnect his soul with his body.
After this incident, Zhang's father finally let go and agreed to Zhang Wubing to pursue his dream of being a director.
"Letting him stay at home for a few days is worse than killing him."
Father Zhang said with a stinky face: "Can we still imprison him for a lifetime?"
The secretary laughed, turned around and warned all the companies who wanted to take action on the show in the name of Zhang, asking them what they thought, dare to take action on the dream of the young master of the Zhang family?
The priests of Haiyunguan heard that someone was going to harm the show, but they didn't understand the difference between ruining the show and harming Yan Shixun because they were amateurs, so they were very angry and went to the door directly.
"Are you bullying Junior Brother Yan that he has no backing? His master is gone, but he has relatives from the entire Taoist temple!"
The boss of Yaxing Entertainment, who likes to ask Taoist priests to help him change his feng shui, was also rejected by Haiyun Temple.
After he heard about this, he was furious and asked the company to stay away from Yan Shixun—the person who can't be provoked, but still rushed to get close to him, did he think that he had lived too long, didn't he?
Under the escort of many parties, the program went smoothly without any disturbance.
The director team also knew that this was the last time they could get together, so they put extra effort into filming the guests, made a vlog as a small bonus, and put it on their social accounts.
The fans are crazy with excitement.
The content in the vlog is all the guests preparing for the last live broadcast.
But it's not to manage the image, buy clothes, etc., but to go shopping and buy new year's goods.
They wandered from the street to the end of the street, arguing about which kind of window grilles and which kind of blessing to buy, standing in front of the freezer looking at the chicken, duck and fish with headaches, counting what should be eaten on the menu of this party, and for whom. Eat and quarrel.
The twittering is lively, just like real friends and family.
The money for the dinner party is provided by the director team and distributed to each guest. Everyone is required to buy food and New Year’s goods within the specified amount. The group account announces the loser.
This immediately aroused the desire of the guests to win, and everyone was full of energy to fight and shop, shop around, bargain fiercely, and refused to give up a penny.
The audience burst out laughing.
But once the scene turned to Yan Shixun's side, it became very different.
Yan Shixun and Ye Li are a pair that is already bound by everyone's default. They buy new year's goods together, and the audience knows that they are a couple, and they are excitedly wishing them in the barrage and comments.
Some fans were filled with righteous indignation before seeing Ye Li, thinking how could Brother Yan be snatched away by others?
But after they saw Ye Li: ...Sorry, I interrupted you.It's a great match too!
Yan Shixun was still not interested in the live broadcast, and lazily walked in front of the street vendor with one hand in his pocket, looking at the red-eyed stickers with the auspicious character "Fu".
In order to meet the theme of this time, Zhang Wubing specially took Yan Shixun to order a new coat. The wine red made Yan Shixun's figure more slender and straight, and the muscles under the black shirt were strong, full of extreme strength. Beauty, any stop is an excellent scenery.
At first, Ye Li was very happy to see his ghost exorcist, and some little ideas that belonged to the night were just around the corner.But when he found that his ghost exorcist was too dazzling and attracted a lot of attention, his face immediately sank, as if his treasure had been robbed.
"What are you doing standing there?"
Yan Shixun noticed that the people around him hadn't followed, so he stood still and looked back suspiciously.
At a glance, he instantly understood.
"...Are you also jealous?"
Yan Shixun was speechless: "You were not a general at all during your lifetime, you were a jealous man?"
He walked over, stretched out his hand and actively grabbed Ye Li's arm, pulling his lover towards him.
Ye Li's eyes were stained with a smile, and the panic of losing the treasure just now disappeared in an instant.
His ghost exorcist is extremely dazzling, like the sun and the moon, everyone who sees Shi Xun will be attracted to him involuntarily. This is Shi Xun's charm and cannot be resisted.
But this precious treasure finally fell into his arms, it was the bright soul he loved so much.
Fortunately, he and his lover are in harmony with each other in the depths of their souls.
When Ye Li held Yan Shixun's cool and soft palm, and lightly stroked the calluses on his lover's slender fingers that had been worn out by years of exercise with a sword, he felt a sense of security in his heart.
The whole world is by his side, walking with him.
Ye Li smiled softly, leaving only a softness between the sharp eyebrows.
Hearing the sound, Yan Shixun looked sideways, and was also infected by Ye Li's smile, and asked him with a smile, "Did you see anything interesting?"
Ye Li shook his head, but nodded again, with love that couldn't be hidden in his eyes: "Any interesting thing in the world is not worth one ten-thousandth of the lover by my side."
Yan Shixun didn't expect Ye Li to give such an answer. Caught off guard, he opened his mouth but couldn't say anything. He just coughed lightly and turned his head away, pretending to be attracted by the red lanterns on the side of the road. The look of being distracted.
And the audience watching the VLOG: […… Grass! ]
[This man is damn good at teasing, I finally know why Brother Yan is with him.Even if he is just a statue, this face alone is convincing, let alone he is so good at it! ]
[hateful!Is that how Brother Yan was pushed away? ]
[Who is feeding me dog food!Enough is enough to stop! ]
[I'm like the dog that was dragged over suddenly...Dog abuse is not allowed! ]
[The mood is complicated, seeing Brother Yan and his assistant together, I finally know what a good match is, what is a match made in heaven.Is there really anyone who is so compatible?I feel like I'm starting to believe in love again. ]
[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ]
Ye Li has a beautiful face that can be called perfect, and the majestic aura he has cultivated from being in a high position all year round makes this face even more dangerous and powerful.
He was still wearing the black overcoat he was used to, and his long black hair was casually scattered on his shoulders, and the corners of his clothes fluttered as he walked, giving him an astonishing aura.And the black imprints winding on his temples are mysterious, making him look majestic and mysterious.
Because of his identity as a ghost, Ye Li once erased his image from everyone's eyes, preventing strangers from seeing ghosts and gods and causing them to bear karma.
But as he became Dao, this point was naturally erased.
Others can see him, but they will forget him the moment they look away, so as to ensure that the cause and effect are eliminated.
When Ye Li and Yan Shixun walked through the street hand in hand, the people around them were unconsciously attracted by them.
Although occasionally someone recognized Yan Shixun and made small exclamations, but Yan Shixun's strong aura made people around him not dare to approach him.Even if Yan Mai walked by, because she knew that Yan Shixun didn't like celebrity fans, she thoughtfully didn't go forward.
The task of the two is not to buy ingredients, but to buy decorations to decorate the New Year's atmosphere at home.
After all, it was Yan Shixun who came out of the venue, and the food made by Ye Li was really unpalatable. The rest of the people almost rushed to take away the task of buying ingredients, and dared not leave the purchase of even a green onion to him. These two.
After all, the food from Yeli is really unforgettable.
When the theme of the special shooting was first decided, the guests all waved their hands and said that they could not cook.
Yan Shixun didn't insist either, so he said that he or Ye Li would come.
The guests all nodded at first, but Song Ci found that Jing Xiaobao looked at them with admiration when he heard their conversation.
It seems to be watching a group of warriors who are about to die.
Song Ci was puzzled, and just to be on the safe side, he asked Yan Shixun directly, can they try the dishes first?
After all, it was a live show, so if there was any problem with the food, they could solve it in advance.
The guests all went to the Southwest Baizhi Lake together, so they knew the identity of the Lord of Yeli Fengdu, and even the young master, who has always been bad-tempered, was careful and tactful when raising questions.
Ye Li didn't take it seriously, and cooked a few dishes on the spot.
then……
The young master who just came out of the hospital returned to the hospital.
Jing Xiaobao, who had witnessed the whole process, looked at Song Ci with sympathy.
The rest of the guests were also shocked.
The young master was born with a golden spoon in his mouth. Since he was a child, he has never been tired of food, and he has eaten all kinds of food in the world. He knows which one is better than which one, but he didn't expect to capsize here.
——He felt that he definitely ate the worst food in the world this time.
The rest of the guests had food from Yeli, and they all looked disheveled, either drinking something desperately trying to suppress the inexplicable smell, or buying Xiaoshi tablets hoping that the food would disappear from their stomachs as soon as possible.
And the young master looked at Yan Shixun inexplicably, and said: "I have always believed that there is a bottom line for unpalatable food. I didn't know until today that there is no lower limit for unpalatable food."
Everyone kept saying that they didn't dare to bother Ye Li, and let them do the cooking.
However, the guests are either young masters like Song Ci who can eat but can't cook, or An Nanyuan who is so busy that he doesn't have time to eat properly, how could he be able to cook?
After everyone has tried on the stove, only two people can really cook in the end.
A Zhao Zhen, a variety show cafe.
So in the end, the task of purchasing the main ingredients was also handed over to them.
When Yan Shixun saw the bright red candied haws on the street, he couldn't help but think of the famous coastal dish braised pork cooked by Ye Li.
—if that ball of coke could be called meat.
He couldn't help laughing, shook his head slightly, and admitted that there are indeed people who are not born good at cooking.
This is probably the only weakness that the supernatural beings can't learn.
"Shi Xun, do you want to eat candied haws?"
Ye Li noticed Yan Shixun's gaze, and dragged him towards the candied haws stand as he spoke.
Yan Shixun was surprised, and then smiled and wanted to stop Ye Li: "No, I just..."
"I remember, the first time I saw you at the market, you were only nine years old, and your clothes were clean but old."
Ye Li's voice was very soft, as if he was afraid of disturbing something: "I always think, you have protected so many lives and saved the childhoods of so many children, why did you never have a purely happy childhood? "
"Shi Xun, it's not fair, I owe you karma."
Yan Shixun was stunned for a moment, but he just smiled and said, "I don't need those. Give up the time of playing and grow up faster, so that you can have the power to protect yourself and protect others."
Compared with other sentient beings, what is his own childhood worth?
It is better to study hard day and night, squeeze all my time to acquire knowledge, and grow rapidly under extreme self-discipline than to be in a hurry when encountering danger.
Ye Li pulled Yan Shixun in front of him, looked at his lover quietly and smiled and talked about his polarized childhood, the first half was being bullied and bullied by all his peers, and the second half was being feared by all his peers.
But no matter what other people's attitudes are, Yan Shixun doesn't care.
He knows what he wants, the avenue hangs high in the sky, he can only see the vast world, but not the narrow and vulgar malice.
The winter sun is not glaring, it envelops Yan Shixun's handsome face, making his brows and eyes full of soft light, but it is so beautiful that Ye Li holds his breath, amazing and extraordinary.
No matter when he looks at Yan Shixun, he will always be amazed by his lover again and again, feeling the vigorous love flowing in his heart.
His lover loves this world, so he loves his lover even with his share of the world.
Ye Li smiled and squeezed Yan Shixun's hand tightly, and said softly: "In this case, let me make up for the part of your childhood that you missed. Shixun, by my side, you can relax at any time Myself, the world you support, I am with you."
Under Yan Shixun's surprised eyes, Ye Li smiled and handed him the round and cute candied haws, and stuffed the child's favorite beautiful palace lantern into his hand.
Yan Shixun's hands were stuffed with snacks and lantern decorations. He looked at Ye Li dumbfounded, but he didn't reject his lover. Instead, he really seemed to be back to his childhood, walking through the beaming commercial street.
The excellent appearance of the two of them is destined to attract the attention of everyone around them.
And when the two walked across the street, Mr. Sunglasses sitting behind the fortune-telling booth also noticed them.
"I see that the two Yintangs have turned black, and there may be bloody disasters, and the New Year's Day will not be good."
Yan Shixun was walking when he suddenly heard a mysterious voice coming from the side.
He was surprised at first, and then followed the sound, and saw a rather grand looking fortune-telling booth.
The fortune teller deliberately straightened his back, waved to Yan Shixun, and said, "Don't you two want to have a good year? Are you letting disaster happen?"
Yan Shixun was very surprised.
He has been in this business since Li Chengyun brought him home, and it has been almost 20 years since he was targeted by a fortune teller, but this is the first time.
He couldn't believe it so much that he deliberately glanced to both sides, wanting to see if the fortune teller was talking about himself.
The fortune teller was secretly happy, thinking that his trick worked.No one stays calm when they hear that they have a disaster, right?
He pointed to Yan Shixun and Ye Li, and said, "Yes, I'm talking about you, little brother, don't read."
Yan Shixun: "...?"
The audience was about to laugh like crazy: [My God!Uncle, you are so brave, you actually said that Brother Yan had a bloody disaster?Don't you think that those ghosts who met Brother Yan had a bloody disaster? ]
[Grass, on the god stick meets the real god stick. ]
[Hahahahahaha, has this fortune teller ever thought that he may have met a real expert. ]
[I think this person is out of his mind, he dared to find Brother Yan?Admire his courage. ]
[Pfft ha ha ha I don't know what expression this person will show if he knows Brother Yan's identity? ]
Yan Shixun and Ye Li looked at each other in surprise, and then both of them had smiles on their faces.
Ye Li also felt that this experience was extremely novel.
As the Lord of Fengdu, the ghost in charge of death and judgment, he has never been told by anyone that there is a bloody disaster.
This fortune teller can be regarded as making history.
Ye Li was not interested, turned around and prepared to continue walking, but Yan Shixun touched his chin, walked over with interest, and sat down in front of the fortune-telling booth.
"The disaster of blood and light?"
Yan Shixun raised his eyebrows, made a surprised and scared expression, and asked, "Then what should I do?"
The fortune teller stroked his beard in satisfaction, opened his fan on this cold and windy winter day, and shook it meaningfully.
"Little brother, don't worry, let me take a look at your horoscope."
He asked: "Give me the horoscope of your birthday, and I will let you turn bad luck into good luck in this life and rise step by step."
But Yan Shixun let out a "huh" and asked with a puzzled look: "But I heard that a truly capable master can tell a person's past and future just by looking at his face without his birth date. Can't you?"
fortune teller:"…………"
"Okay, of course I can."
The fortune teller swallowed his old blood, gritted his teeth and said, "I want to be more accurate? This is all for your sake, little brother."
But seeing Yan Shixun's indifference, the fortune teller had no choice but to bite the bullet.
"Uh, let's take a look at your life."
The fortune teller searched his brains and tried to make it up: "Your parents were very strict with you when you were young, but uh, they loved you very much. You grew up in this kind of family, and you had a rebellious heart when you were young..."
The fortune teller was still racking his brains, trying to guess some truth about Yan Shixun from his appearance and demeanor.
After all, Yan Shixun looks well-bred, his image is neat and handsome, and his well-proportioned figure shows that he has a self-disciplined life.Generally such people, the family is not far behind.
But what the fortune teller didn't know was that it was not his parents who were kind to Yan Shixun, but his master Li Chengyun.
This caused the fortune teller to miss the stuff from the first sentence.
The audience is already laughing like crazy.
Yan Shixun nodded from time to time, as if what the fortune teller said was true.
At the end, he also asked with a rather concerned expression: "Master, what exactly is the bloody disaster you are talking about? What should I do? Is there any danger?"
The fortune teller raised his head triumphantly, and said, "Don't worry! You can inquire about this whole street, who doesn't know my name, Lu Banxian? Even if the King of Hades wants to catch you, he has to pass me first! Little Brother, don't be afraid."
Yan Shixun: I'm not afraid, I'm just curious, it's fine if Zhang is healthy, can you really beat Xiaobao?
Barrage: [Grass!He said things that I would never dare to say in my life, yet he actually told Brother Yan not to be afraid! ! ]
[Good guy, how did he see that Brother Yan would be afraid?If a ghost appeared right now, he should be more afraid, right? ]
The fortune teller didn't get Yan Shixun's birthday horoscope, although it made him feel a little guilty, but seeing Yan Shixun nodding at what he said, he became confident again, looking at Yan Shixun triumphantly, mouth Comforting on the table, he has already fiddled with the compass in his hand.
"Little brother, I just took a look at the picture below for you, and found that your luck is low. Is there anything unusual at home recently?"
The fortune teller said with concern: "You have encountered a ghost! If you don't get rid of the evil ghost in time, your life may be in danger."
Yan Shixun: Abnormal?My house would be abnormal if there were no abnormalities. Two wolves who are neither alive nor dead, one Lord of Fengdu, one current King of Hades, and his beloved toy ghosts, plus the former King of Hades who is about to move in... To tell you the truth, There are indeed many ghosts in my family, and I am the only ordinary person.
"My life is in jeopardy..."
Yan Shixun raised his head slightly, and looked meaningfully at Ye Li beside him. The two looked at each other and smiled, and both saw the novelty in each other's eyes.
For thousands of years in the world, there is really only one person who told Dao Dao that his life was in danger.
Yan Shixun raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile: "Then master, how do you think I should solve it?"
Fortune teller: "Don't worry, just buy my jade pendant that has been blessed by mana, plus two ghost-exorcism charms, and another Pixiu for the town house, including this pair of gossip mirrors, you go back and hang it on the door, no matter how much it is. Even the most powerful ghosts can’t get close to you.”
The fortune teller patted his chest to pack the ticket and said: "If the ghost can still find you like this, come and find me!"
"The Chinese New Year is coming soon, it is fate to meet my little brother, and I also want to save my little brother, money and everything are things outside the body, not worth mentioning."
He waved his hand and said chicly: "Well, this jade pendant, I will count you as 8888, auspiciously take it home, the two yellow talismans are 66666 in total, the town house jade is only [-], and the gossip mirror is [-]. Xiao How do you pay bro?"
But outside the camera, the audience watching this scene laughed like crazy: [Are you sure, brother?Why do I feel that I will go to the ghost of brother Yan, you may not be able to handle it? ]
[Big brother, big brother!You are just a liar, don't bet your life with Brother Yan hahahahaha, isn't this setting a flag for yourself?If there are ghosts, they will come to you hahahaha, the priests of Haiyun Temple will go to Brother Yan if they have ghosts, who gave you your confidence? ]
[Shock!It turned out that when I ran into Brother Yan before, the spells that Brother Yan casually drew on my math notes were so valuable?Mom, I'm rich! ]
[Envy, you still have the spell that brother Yan drew for you, why don't I, I'm going to make a fuss! ]
[This may be the brightest moment of this big brother's life, he actually brags in front of Brother Yan, and he hasn't been beaten to death yet, tsk tsk tsk, he's a warrior! ]
[Laughing to death, there are still people who dare to accept karma from Brother Yan?This elder brother really committed suicide-enough! ]
The fortune teller didn't know that there was a group of people who were crying from laughter, and he was still waiting for the startled Yan Shixun to pay him.
But Yan Shixun laughed lightly. He propped his chin with one hand, looked at the fortune-teller with a smile, and said, "Since you've finished speaking, then let me talk about it."
His eyes turned from the fortune teller's face, and he knew it in his heart.
The past, present, and future are all vividly visible.
The cause and effect sins of the previous life, and the disputes over the merits and demerits of the later generations are all clearly listed in front of his eyes.
Yan Shixun smiled casually.
However, the fortune teller felt that something was unexpected and something was wrong.The bad premonition made him breathless, and he also sweated finely in winter.
He quickly took the handkerchief next to him to wipe off the sweat, and smiled awkwardly, trying to ease the terrible atmosphere: "Little brother, do you think the price is too high? Can we talk about it..."
"Lu Yi, born in 87. His parents died in a car accident when he was three years old. He lived in the home of his uncle Lu Ying. At the age of nine, he set up a stall with his uncle and changed his name..."
Yan Shixun's calm voice interrupted the fortune teller.
The fortune teller was still stunned and a little angry at first, and wanted to ask Yan Shixun why he wanted to investigate him.But as Yan Shixun told more and more things about him, even knowing about putting bugs in the schoolbag of a female classmate in elementary school, he began to sweat coldly, and realized that something was wrong.
This, this is by no means the level that investigations can do, not even fortune-telling.
Who is that in front of me!
The fortune teller felt that he saw the whole world pressing down on him in a trance, and he was so small that he couldn't resist, let alone refute. He could only admit the good and evil he had done in his life, and waited helplessly for the judgment of ghosts and gods.
"As for your future."
Yan Shixun smiled lightly and blinked: "The secret must not be revealed."
"Now that I'm finished, how much are you going to pay me? How will you pay?"
Yan Shixun sat leisurely on the stool, seeing the fortune teller drenched his clothes quickly, he was in a panic trying to escape but was too scared to move his feet, he nodded inwardly, and planned to let this matter pass by.
He saw that although the fortune teller set up a stall to cheat, almost all of the money was donated by the fortune teller to the children in the orphanage to go to school, and the fortune teller was very principled, only cheating the pocket money of the rich, not the poor. lifeline money.
Therefore, although the fortune teller has causal residues, it is enough to stop.
Yan Shixun did not intend to continue.
He was about to say something, when suddenly he felt a soft and cool touch, like a handful of peaches.
...Also accompanied by the chewing sound of "click, click!"
Yan Shixun: "..."
When did this kid come back from hell?Shouldn't you be working overtime in the underworld during the Chinese New Year—or, to put it more bluntly, having fun in hell.
He turned his head and looked around speechlessly, and sure enough, Jing Xiaobao was standing beside him, putting his soft cheeks in his arms, looking curiously at the fortune-telling booth with wide eyes.
And Jing Xiaobao was holding a jade pendant in his hand.
chewing.
The creaking sound came from him chewing.
Yan Shixun: "...what are you doing?"
Jing Xiaobao blinked, didn't realize what was wrong at all, held his face softly and said: "Aren't you exorcising ghosts? I just heard that these things can exorcise ghosts and evil spirits, so I will try it. "
As he said that, he took another bite of the jade pendant, then frowned and said aggrievedly: "It seems useless?"
Yan Shixun: "..."
"Spit it out."
Yan Shixun was speechless, he slapped Jing Xiaobao on the head, and said, "Normal people would not add this to their recipes."
Jing Xiaobao: "Eh QAQ?"
As soon as Yan Shixun stretched out his hand towards him, Jing Xiaobao didn't dare to go against Yan Shixun at all, and obediently put the inferior dyed imitation that had been gnawed from a jade pendant into a jade ring, into Yan Shixun's palm.
And the fortune teller looked at the scene in front of him, and before he got over the shock of being told by Yan Shixun all his life experiences just now, he was dumbfounded by Jing Xiaobao again.
"This, this, this, what is this?"
The fortune teller pointed at Jing Xiaobao, whose hands were shaking, and asked in a tearful voice, "Is this still a human?"
Jing Xiaobao curled his lips unhappily, thinking that this person is really Ye Gong and a good dragon, and he was still talking about him just now, but now that he has come here specially, this person will stop talking about it.
The world of strangers is strange.
Yan Shixun looked at the unlucky guy sympathetically: "...There is nothing I can do to help."
It was Jing Xiaobao who was provoked by this unlucky guy first, and he mentioned Hades, so let's guard the cause and effect by himself.
However, although there is no such happy scene as imagined by fans meeting their idols, Jing Xiaobao is also very relaxed.
The viewers regretted that maybe it was because they were attacked by gangsters in the Southwest that made the program group give up. Even though they were crying under the account of the program group to start the broadcast, they actually no longer had hope in their hearts.
Unexpectedly, the program team not only happily posted the announcement of the New Year's special event, but also @all the guests with social accounts, indicating that this time is a gathering of everyone, and no one will be left behind.
This surprised the audience, and some even cried out of excitement.
"My God! In my lifetime! I really didn't expect this day to come."
"I used to eat while watching the live broadcast, but now I know how much I didn't know how to cherish it. After this show stopped broadcasting, I didn't even have a meal show, alas."
“啊啊啊啊啊也有燕哥是吗!!!我真的太久没有看到过燕哥了,感觉我这燕麦,都快要发霉了呜呜。”
"Don't stop me! I want to spend money for Brother Yan! I want to send Brother Yan to debut! Let Brother Yan go into business hahahaha!"
"... Lianai, another crazy one, drag it down, drag it down quickly! Goutou.jpg"
"It seems like I've seen Brother Xing for a long time. It's strange, he doesn't have such a peaceful personality. Posting [-] updates a day and annoying [-] singers and producers are more in line with Brother Xing's personality. "
"Are you preparing new music? The Chinese New Year is only a week away. Didn't the stars say that they will win the Golden Music Award again next year?"
"Washing my hands, I'm so looking forward to it! All the people I like are in this live broadcast, I really hope that I just fall asleep for a few days, and then I can watch the live broadcast when I get up again!"
"But to be honest, didn't my house do handicrafts before? It was scary, so I printed out Brother Yan's photo and pasted it on the door... Wow!!! It's really useful! Since that day I haven't Had a nightmare."
"Good guy, don't post a door god this Chinese New Year, just hang a picture of Brother Yan."
"Pfft, don't tell me, other manufacturers of small commodities are better at chasing hot spots than you. I went to buy new year's goods a few days ago, and I saw the words 'Heaven and Earth Bank, issued by Emperor Yanwu' printed on the banknotes. ’s profile picture was printed on it, and there was no sense of disobedience at all.”
"Hahahahaha, things are weird, but they are inexplicably reasonable. I think Brother Yan is really suitable to be the King of Hades, or something else."
"Ahhhhhh!!! Sisters, have you seen the new announcement from the program group? It says that the live broadcast will be at Brother Yan's house, and it will be a family gathering rather than traveling."
As the time of the last live broadcast approached, the program team also threw out clues about this live broadcast bit by bit like throwing easter eggs.
Who attended, selfies of the guests, the format of the special, and where it was filmed.
A series of small easter eggs tickled the hearts of the audience, and they left messages under the account of the program group with more excitement and enthusiasm, looking forward to the official live broadcast.
Today, the program group has attracted hundreds of millions of people. Such a mysterious form of preview has also made the popularity of the last live broadcast continue to rise, and it has even become a national topic.
A reporter recorded a New Year’s street interview program and asked passers-by whether they were looking forward to this year’s Spring Festival Gala, but the passer-by curled their lips and asked, “Why don’t I watch Xindong’s live broadcast and want to watch the Spring Festival Gala? How can I not think about it?”
"It must be watching Brother Yan, how interesting it is to see Brother Yan beating Xing Xing."
"Spring Festival Gala? No, I choose to watch Director Zhang hit a ghost."
Reporter: ...So, you would rather watch a well-known ghost show during Chinese New Year?
But there were plenty of people who praised the idea for its cleverness.
"That's right! Why didn't I think of this move? Brother Yan's live broadcast is on at home, no matter what ghosts dare to come, right?"
"Hahaha, the place where there is brother Yan is the safest place. My family can save money on buying door gods this year."
The picture of the reporter’s bewildered face was made into a moving picture, and then accompanied by the sentence "Spring Festival Gala: Are you polite?", or "You are not afraid of ghosts at all, are you?" Laughing and using.
The popularity of the program has been further expanded, and even #新年看哪些# has become a topic, and it has attracted many people to discuss it when it is posted on the hot search.
Binhai City TV Station filed a complaint with the authorities, angrily saying that in this way, the program they carefully prepared would not be watched, and demanded that the program "99 Days of Heartbeat" be banned.
But the official just laughed and shook his head.
Ordinary people don't know that they can hardly spend this New Year's Eve peacefully.The bustling and jubilant atmosphere on the street is based on the death and sacrifice of many people.Every day that many people take for granted and even hate is the vitality and future that the dead try their best to hold up.
Without Yan Shixun and Ye Li, without Zhang Wubing, without the Taoist priests of Haiyun Temple and all the exorcists who took action to support the people, without the special departments and official staff...the red lanterns and red ropes Knots don't line the streets.
Red will only appear on the ground.
This is a hard-won New Year, an incomparably precious daily life.
People in the know will feel very happy just watching the sun rise as usual in the morning.
And the official people know that with such achievements, no matter what the program group and Yan Shixun want, they will definitely be satisfied.Be it wealth, fame, status... nothing can compare to the merit of saving all lives.
But when the official questioned Yan Shixun, he just downplayed it, as if what he had done was not worth mentioning at all.
"If I must be paid, what I want is the peace and justice of this land every day, and the happiness of everyone."
At that time, Yan Shixun put one hand in his pocket, waved lazily, then turned and left the office.
"I'm just an ordinary person, no different from everyone else. I'm also one of billions of lives. I just encountered some unusual things, so I just did it."
"That's all."
When I went to the clothes, I learned the name and the name.
The official staff who received the TV station were also standing at the scene.
He stared blankly at Yan Shixun's back, and didn't return to his senses for a long time.When he blinked again, he realized that tears had already accumulated in his eyes.
There is no self in all people, no name for God and man.
But Yan Shixun thought that what he did was nothing more than ordinary, but it was impossible for others to treat him as ordinary.
"Want the ratings? Want the audience? Then work harder and find out what the audience likes. Complain to our department—that's not our specialty."
The official smiled and said to the TV station: "The audience likes it. This is the choice of the people. I am not qualified to point fingers. On the contrary, some people are too arrogant?"
The program went smoothly. Even though many people were jealous of its traffic and popularity, no one could shake its existence.
When Zhang's father knew that someone wanted to take action against this show, he walked around the office angrily, scolding the other party for wishful thinking, and wanted to deal with his son!
The secretary's tactful reminder is not to deal with Zhang Wubing, but a program to deal with Zhang Wubing.
——The kind that will end soon.
Zhang's father snorted coldly, Ai Wuji Wu: "The show is also my son!"
Secretary: ...Your words are different from what you said at the beginning. Didn't you say that you would never agree with the young master as a director?
Zhang Wubing's current physical condition does not allow him to continue traveling outside. He needs a long period of cultivation to reconnect his soul with his body.
After this incident, Zhang's father finally let go and agreed to Zhang Wubing to pursue his dream of being a director.
"Letting him stay at home for a few days is worse than killing him."
Father Zhang said with a stinky face: "Can we still imprison him for a lifetime?"
The secretary laughed, turned around and warned all the companies who wanted to take action on the show in the name of Zhang, asking them what they thought, dare to take action on the dream of the young master of the Zhang family?
The priests of Haiyunguan heard that someone was going to harm the show, but they didn't understand the difference between ruining the show and harming Yan Shixun because they were amateurs, so they were very angry and went to the door directly.
"Are you bullying Junior Brother Yan that he has no backing? His master is gone, but he has relatives from the entire Taoist temple!"
The boss of Yaxing Entertainment, who likes to ask Taoist priests to help him change his feng shui, was also rejected by Haiyun Temple.
After he heard about this, he was furious and asked the company to stay away from Yan Shixun—the person who can't be provoked, but still rushed to get close to him, did he think that he had lived too long, didn't he?
Under the escort of many parties, the program went smoothly without any disturbance.
The director team also knew that this was the last time they could get together, so they put extra effort into filming the guests, made a vlog as a small bonus, and put it on their social accounts.
The fans are crazy with excitement.
The content in the vlog is all the guests preparing for the last live broadcast.
But it's not to manage the image, buy clothes, etc., but to go shopping and buy new year's goods.
They wandered from the street to the end of the street, arguing about which kind of window grilles and which kind of blessing to buy, standing in front of the freezer looking at the chicken, duck and fish with headaches, counting what should be eaten on the menu of this party, and for whom. Eat and quarrel.
The twittering is lively, just like real friends and family.
The money for the dinner party is provided by the director team and distributed to each guest. Everyone is required to buy food and New Year’s goods within the specified amount. The group account announces the loser.
This immediately aroused the desire of the guests to win, and everyone was full of energy to fight and shop, shop around, bargain fiercely, and refused to give up a penny.
The audience burst out laughing.
But once the scene turned to Yan Shixun's side, it became very different.
Yan Shixun and Ye Li are a pair that is already bound by everyone's default. They buy new year's goods together, and the audience knows that they are a couple, and they are excitedly wishing them in the barrage and comments.
Some fans were filled with righteous indignation before seeing Ye Li, thinking how could Brother Yan be snatched away by others?
But after they saw Ye Li: ...Sorry, I interrupted you.It's a great match too!
Yan Shixun was still not interested in the live broadcast, and lazily walked in front of the street vendor with one hand in his pocket, looking at the red-eyed stickers with the auspicious character "Fu".
In order to meet the theme of this time, Zhang Wubing specially took Yan Shixun to order a new coat. The wine red made Yan Shixun's figure more slender and straight, and the muscles under the black shirt were strong, full of extreme strength. Beauty, any stop is an excellent scenery.
At first, Ye Li was very happy to see his ghost exorcist, and some little ideas that belonged to the night were just around the corner.But when he found that his ghost exorcist was too dazzling and attracted a lot of attention, his face immediately sank, as if his treasure had been robbed.
"What are you doing standing there?"
Yan Shixun noticed that the people around him hadn't followed, so he stood still and looked back suspiciously.
At a glance, he instantly understood.
"...Are you also jealous?"
Yan Shixun was speechless: "You were not a general at all during your lifetime, you were a jealous man?"
He walked over, stretched out his hand and actively grabbed Ye Li's arm, pulling his lover towards him.
Ye Li's eyes were stained with a smile, and the panic of losing the treasure just now disappeared in an instant.
His ghost exorcist is extremely dazzling, like the sun and the moon, everyone who sees Shi Xun will be attracted to him involuntarily. This is Shi Xun's charm and cannot be resisted.
But this precious treasure finally fell into his arms, it was the bright soul he loved so much.
Fortunately, he and his lover are in harmony with each other in the depths of their souls.
When Ye Li held Yan Shixun's cool and soft palm, and lightly stroked the calluses on his lover's slender fingers that had been worn out by years of exercise with a sword, he felt a sense of security in his heart.
The whole world is by his side, walking with him.
Ye Li smiled softly, leaving only a softness between the sharp eyebrows.
Hearing the sound, Yan Shixun looked sideways, and was also infected by Ye Li's smile, and asked him with a smile, "Did you see anything interesting?"
Ye Li shook his head, but nodded again, with love that couldn't be hidden in his eyes: "Any interesting thing in the world is not worth one ten-thousandth of the lover by my side."
Yan Shixun didn't expect Ye Li to give such an answer. Caught off guard, he opened his mouth but couldn't say anything. He just coughed lightly and turned his head away, pretending to be attracted by the red lanterns on the side of the road. The look of being distracted.
And the audience watching the VLOG: […… Grass! ]
[This man is damn good at teasing, I finally know why Brother Yan is with him.Even if he is just a statue, this face alone is convincing, let alone he is so good at it! ]
[hateful!Is that how Brother Yan was pushed away? ]
[Who is feeding me dog food!Enough is enough to stop! ]
[I'm like the dog that was dragged over suddenly...Dog abuse is not allowed! ]
[The mood is complicated, seeing Brother Yan and his assistant together, I finally know what a good match is, what is a match made in heaven.Is there really anyone who is so compatible?I feel like I'm starting to believe in love again. ]
[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ]
Ye Li has a beautiful face that can be called perfect, and the majestic aura he has cultivated from being in a high position all year round makes this face even more dangerous and powerful.
He was still wearing the black overcoat he was used to, and his long black hair was casually scattered on his shoulders, and the corners of his clothes fluttered as he walked, giving him an astonishing aura.And the black imprints winding on his temples are mysterious, making him look majestic and mysterious.
Because of his identity as a ghost, Ye Li once erased his image from everyone's eyes, preventing strangers from seeing ghosts and gods and causing them to bear karma.
But as he became Dao, this point was naturally erased.
Others can see him, but they will forget him the moment they look away, so as to ensure that the cause and effect are eliminated.
When Ye Li and Yan Shixun walked through the street hand in hand, the people around them were unconsciously attracted by them.
Although occasionally someone recognized Yan Shixun and made small exclamations, but Yan Shixun's strong aura made people around him not dare to approach him.Even if Yan Mai walked by, because she knew that Yan Shixun didn't like celebrity fans, she thoughtfully didn't go forward.
The task of the two is not to buy ingredients, but to buy decorations to decorate the New Year's atmosphere at home.
After all, it was Yan Shixun who came out of the venue, and the food made by Ye Li was really unpalatable. The rest of the people almost rushed to take away the task of buying ingredients, and dared not leave the purchase of even a green onion to him. These two.
After all, the food from Yeli is really unforgettable.
When the theme of the special shooting was first decided, the guests all waved their hands and said that they could not cook.
Yan Shixun didn't insist either, so he said that he or Ye Li would come.
The guests all nodded at first, but Song Ci found that Jing Xiaobao looked at them with admiration when he heard their conversation.
It seems to be watching a group of warriors who are about to die.
Song Ci was puzzled, and just to be on the safe side, he asked Yan Shixun directly, can they try the dishes first?
After all, it was a live show, so if there was any problem with the food, they could solve it in advance.
The guests all went to the Southwest Baizhi Lake together, so they knew the identity of the Lord of Yeli Fengdu, and even the young master, who has always been bad-tempered, was careful and tactful when raising questions.
Ye Li didn't take it seriously, and cooked a few dishes on the spot.
then……
The young master who just came out of the hospital returned to the hospital.
Jing Xiaobao, who had witnessed the whole process, looked at Song Ci with sympathy.
The rest of the guests were also shocked.
The young master was born with a golden spoon in his mouth. Since he was a child, he has never been tired of food, and he has eaten all kinds of food in the world. He knows which one is better than which one, but he didn't expect to capsize here.
——He felt that he definitely ate the worst food in the world this time.
The rest of the guests had food from Yeli, and they all looked disheveled, either drinking something desperately trying to suppress the inexplicable smell, or buying Xiaoshi tablets hoping that the food would disappear from their stomachs as soon as possible.
And the young master looked at Yan Shixun inexplicably, and said: "I have always believed that there is a bottom line for unpalatable food. I didn't know until today that there is no lower limit for unpalatable food."
Everyone kept saying that they didn't dare to bother Ye Li, and let them do the cooking.
However, the guests are either young masters like Song Ci who can eat but can't cook, or An Nanyuan who is so busy that he doesn't have time to eat properly, how could he be able to cook?
After everyone has tried on the stove, only two people can really cook in the end.
A Zhao Zhen, a variety show cafe.
So in the end, the task of purchasing the main ingredients was also handed over to them.
When Yan Shixun saw the bright red candied haws on the street, he couldn't help but think of the famous coastal dish braised pork cooked by Ye Li.
—if that ball of coke could be called meat.
He couldn't help laughing, shook his head slightly, and admitted that there are indeed people who are not born good at cooking.
This is probably the only weakness that the supernatural beings can't learn.
"Shi Xun, do you want to eat candied haws?"
Ye Li noticed Yan Shixun's gaze, and dragged him towards the candied haws stand as he spoke.
Yan Shixun was surprised, and then smiled and wanted to stop Ye Li: "No, I just..."
"I remember, the first time I saw you at the market, you were only nine years old, and your clothes were clean but old."
Ye Li's voice was very soft, as if he was afraid of disturbing something: "I always think, you have protected so many lives and saved the childhoods of so many children, why did you never have a purely happy childhood? "
"Shi Xun, it's not fair, I owe you karma."
Yan Shixun was stunned for a moment, but he just smiled and said, "I don't need those. Give up the time of playing and grow up faster, so that you can have the power to protect yourself and protect others."
Compared with other sentient beings, what is his own childhood worth?
It is better to study hard day and night, squeeze all my time to acquire knowledge, and grow rapidly under extreme self-discipline than to be in a hurry when encountering danger.
Ye Li pulled Yan Shixun in front of him, looked at his lover quietly and smiled and talked about his polarized childhood, the first half was being bullied and bullied by all his peers, and the second half was being feared by all his peers.
But no matter what other people's attitudes are, Yan Shixun doesn't care.
He knows what he wants, the avenue hangs high in the sky, he can only see the vast world, but not the narrow and vulgar malice.
The winter sun is not glaring, it envelops Yan Shixun's handsome face, making his brows and eyes full of soft light, but it is so beautiful that Ye Li holds his breath, amazing and extraordinary.
No matter when he looks at Yan Shixun, he will always be amazed by his lover again and again, feeling the vigorous love flowing in his heart.
His lover loves this world, so he loves his lover even with his share of the world.
Ye Li smiled and squeezed Yan Shixun's hand tightly, and said softly: "In this case, let me make up for the part of your childhood that you missed. Shixun, by my side, you can relax at any time Myself, the world you support, I am with you."
Under Yan Shixun's surprised eyes, Ye Li smiled and handed him the round and cute candied haws, and stuffed the child's favorite beautiful palace lantern into his hand.
Yan Shixun's hands were stuffed with snacks and lantern decorations. He looked at Ye Li dumbfounded, but he didn't reject his lover. Instead, he really seemed to be back to his childhood, walking through the beaming commercial street.
The excellent appearance of the two of them is destined to attract the attention of everyone around them.
And when the two walked across the street, Mr. Sunglasses sitting behind the fortune-telling booth also noticed them.
"I see that the two Yintangs have turned black, and there may be bloody disasters, and the New Year's Day will not be good."
Yan Shixun was walking when he suddenly heard a mysterious voice coming from the side.
He was surprised at first, and then followed the sound, and saw a rather grand looking fortune-telling booth.
The fortune teller deliberately straightened his back, waved to Yan Shixun, and said, "Don't you two want to have a good year? Are you letting disaster happen?"
Yan Shixun was very surprised.
He has been in this business since Li Chengyun brought him home, and it has been almost 20 years since he was targeted by a fortune teller, but this is the first time.
He couldn't believe it so much that he deliberately glanced to both sides, wanting to see if the fortune teller was talking about himself.
The fortune teller was secretly happy, thinking that his trick worked.No one stays calm when they hear that they have a disaster, right?
He pointed to Yan Shixun and Ye Li, and said, "Yes, I'm talking about you, little brother, don't read."
Yan Shixun: "...?"
The audience was about to laugh like crazy: [My God!Uncle, you are so brave, you actually said that Brother Yan had a bloody disaster?Don't you think that those ghosts who met Brother Yan had a bloody disaster? ]
[Grass, on the god stick meets the real god stick. ]
[Hahahahahaha, has this fortune teller ever thought that he may have met a real expert. ]
[I think this person is out of his mind, he dared to find Brother Yan?Admire his courage. ]
[Pfft ha ha ha I don't know what expression this person will show if he knows Brother Yan's identity? ]
Yan Shixun and Ye Li looked at each other in surprise, and then both of them had smiles on their faces.
Ye Li also felt that this experience was extremely novel.
As the Lord of Fengdu, the ghost in charge of death and judgment, he has never been told by anyone that there is a bloody disaster.
This fortune teller can be regarded as making history.
Ye Li was not interested, turned around and prepared to continue walking, but Yan Shixun touched his chin, walked over with interest, and sat down in front of the fortune-telling booth.
"The disaster of blood and light?"
Yan Shixun raised his eyebrows, made a surprised and scared expression, and asked, "Then what should I do?"
The fortune teller stroked his beard in satisfaction, opened his fan on this cold and windy winter day, and shook it meaningfully.
"Little brother, don't worry, let me take a look at your horoscope."
He asked: "Give me the horoscope of your birthday, and I will let you turn bad luck into good luck in this life and rise step by step."
But Yan Shixun let out a "huh" and asked with a puzzled look: "But I heard that a truly capable master can tell a person's past and future just by looking at his face without his birth date. Can't you?"
fortune teller:"…………"
"Okay, of course I can."
The fortune teller swallowed his old blood, gritted his teeth and said, "I want to be more accurate? This is all for your sake, little brother."
But seeing Yan Shixun's indifference, the fortune teller had no choice but to bite the bullet.
"Uh, let's take a look at your life."
The fortune teller searched his brains and tried to make it up: "Your parents were very strict with you when you were young, but uh, they loved you very much. You grew up in this kind of family, and you had a rebellious heart when you were young..."
The fortune teller was still racking his brains, trying to guess some truth about Yan Shixun from his appearance and demeanor.
After all, Yan Shixun looks well-bred, his image is neat and handsome, and his well-proportioned figure shows that he has a self-disciplined life.Generally such people, the family is not far behind.
But what the fortune teller didn't know was that it was not his parents who were kind to Yan Shixun, but his master Li Chengyun.
This caused the fortune teller to miss the stuff from the first sentence.
The audience is already laughing like crazy.
Yan Shixun nodded from time to time, as if what the fortune teller said was true.
At the end, he also asked with a rather concerned expression: "Master, what exactly is the bloody disaster you are talking about? What should I do? Is there any danger?"
The fortune teller raised his head triumphantly, and said, "Don't worry! You can inquire about this whole street, who doesn't know my name, Lu Banxian? Even if the King of Hades wants to catch you, he has to pass me first! Little Brother, don't be afraid."
Yan Shixun: I'm not afraid, I'm just curious, it's fine if Zhang is healthy, can you really beat Xiaobao?
Barrage: [Grass!He said things that I would never dare to say in my life, yet he actually told Brother Yan not to be afraid! ! ]
[Good guy, how did he see that Brother Yan would be afraid?If a ghost appeared right now, he should be more afraid, right? ]
The fortune teller didn't get Yan Shixun's birthday horoscope, although it made him feel a little guilty, but seeing Yan Shixun nodding at what he said, he became confident again, looking at Yan Shixun triumphantly, mouth Comforting on the table, he has already fiddled with the compass in his hand.
"Little brother, I just took a look at the picture below for you, and found that your luck is low. Is there anything unusual at home recently?"
The fortune teller said with concern: "You have encountered a ghost! If you don't get rid of the evil ghost in time, your life may be in danger."
Yan Shixun: Abnormal?My house would be abnormal if there were no abnormalities. Two wolves who are neither alive nor dead, one Lord of Fengdu, one current King of Hades, and his beloved toy ghosts, plus the former King of Hades who is about to move in... To tell you the truth, There are indeed many ghosts in my family, and I am the only ordinary person.
"My life is in jeopardy..."
Yan Shixun raised his head slightly, and looked meaningfully at Ye Li beside him. The two looked at each other and smiled, and both saw the novelty in each other's eyes.
For thousands of years in the world, there is really only one person who told Dao Dao that his life was in danger.
Yan Shixun raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile: "Then master, how do you think I should solve it?"
Fortune teller: "Don't worry, just buy my jade pendant that has been blessed by mana, plus two ghost-exorcism charms, and another Pixiu for the town house, including this pair of gossip mirrors, you go back and hang it on the door, no matter how much it is. Even the most powerful ghosts can’t get close to you.”
The fortune teller patted his chest to pack the ticket and said: "If the ghost can still find you like this, come and find me!"
"The Chinese New Year is coming soon, it is fate to meet my little brother, and I also want to save my little brother, money and everything are things outside the body, not worth mentioning."
He waved his hand and said chicly: "Well, this jade pendant, I will count you as 8888, auspiciously take it home, the two yellow talismans are 66666 in total, the town house jade is only [-], and the gossip mirror is [-]. Xiao How do you pay bro?"
But outside the camera, the audience watching this scene laughed like crazy: [Are you sure, brother?Why do I feel that I will go to the ghost of brother Yan, you may not be able to handle it? ]
[Big brother, big brother!You are just a liar, don't bet your life with Brother Yan hahahahaha, isn't this setting a flag for yourself?If there are ghosts, they will come to you hahahaha, the priests of Haiyun Temple will go to Brother Yan if they have ghosts, who gave you your confidence? ]
[Shock!It turned out that when I ran into Brother Yan before, the spells that Brother Yan casually drew on my math notes were so valuable?Mom, I'm rich! ]
[Envy, you still have the spell that brother Yan drew for you, why don't I, I'm going to make a fuss! ]
[This may be the brightest moment of this big brother's life, he actually brags in front of Brother Yan, and he hasn't been beaten to death yet, tsk tsk tsk, he's a warrior! ]
[Laughing to death, there are still people who dare to accept karma from Brother Yan?This elder brother really committed suicide-enough! ]
The fortune teller didn't know that there was a group of people who were crying from laughter, and he was still waiting for the startled Yan Shixun to pay him.
But Yan Shixun laughed lightly. He propped his chin with one hand, looked at the fortune-teller with a smile, and said, "Since you've finished speaking, then let me talk about it."
His eyes turned from the fortune teller's face, and he knew it in his heart.
The past, present, and future are all vividly visible.
The cause and effect sins of the previous life, and the disputes over the merits and demerits of the later generations are all clearly listed in front of his eyes.
Yan Shixun smiled casually.
However, the fortune teller felt that something was unexpected and something was wrong.The bad premonition made him breathless, and he also sweated finely in winter.
He quickly took the handkerchief next to him to wipe off the sweat, and smiled awkwardly, trying to ease the terrible atmosphere: "Little brother, do you think the price is too high? Can we talk about it..."
"Lu Yi, born in 87. His parents died in a car accident when he was three years old. He lived in the home of his uncle Lu Ying. At the age of nine, he set up a stall with his uncle and changed his name..."
Yan Shixun's calm voice interrupted the fortune teller.
The fortune teller was still stunned and a little angry at first, and wanted to ask Yan Shixun why he wanted to investigate him.But as Yan Shixun told more and more things about him, even knowing about putting bugs in the schoolbag of a female classmate in elementary school, he began to sweat coldly, and realized that something was wrong.
This, this is by no means the level that investigations can do, not even fortune-telling.
Who is that in front of me!
The fortune teller felt that he saw the whole world pressing down on him in a trance, and he was so small that he couldn't resist, let alone refute. He could only admit the good and evil he had done in his life, and waited helplessly for the judgment of ghosts and gods.
"As for your future."
Yan Shixun smiled lightly and blinked: "The secret must not be revealed."
"Now that I'm finished, how much are you going to pay me? How will you pay?"
Yan Shixun sat leisurely on the stool, seeing the fortune teller drenched his clothes quickly, he was in a panic trying to escape but was too scared to move his feet, he nodded inwardly, and planned to let this matter pass by.
He saw that although the fortune teller set up a stall to cheat, almost all of the money was donated by the fortune teller to the children in the orphanage to go to school, and the fortune teller was very principled, only cheating the pocket money of the rich, not the poor. lifeline money.
Therefore, although the fortune teller has causal residues, it is enough to stop.
Yan Shixun did not intend to continue.
He was about to say something, when suddenly he felt a soft and cool touch, like a handful of peaches.
...Also accompanied by the chewing sound of "click, click!"
Yan Shixun: "..."
When did this kid come back from hell?Shouldn't you be working overtime in the underworld during the Chinese New Year—or, to put it more bluntly, having fun in hell.
He turned his head and looked around speechlessly, and sure enough, Jing Xiaobao was standing beside him, putting his soft cheeks in his arms, looking curiously at the fortune-telling booth with wide eyes.
And Jing Xiaobao was holding a jade pendant in his hand.
chewing.
The creaking sound came from him chewing.
Yan Shixun: "...what are you doing?"
Jing Xiaobao blinked, didn't realize what was wrong at all, held his face softly and said: "Aren't you exorcising ghosts? I just heard that these things can exorcise ghosts and evil spirits, so I will try it. "
As he said that, he took another bite of the jade pendant, then frowned and said aggrievedly: "It seems useless?"
Yan Shixun: "..."
"Spit it out."
Yan Shixun was speechless, he slapped Jing Xiaobao on the head, and said, "Normal people would not add this to their recipes."
Jing Xiaobao: "Eh QAQ?"
As soon as Yan Shixun stretched out his hand towards him, Jing Xiaobao didn't dare to go against Yan Shixun at all, and obediently put the inferior dyed imitation that had been gnawed from a jade pendant into a jade ring, into Yan Shixun's palm.
And the fortune teller looked at the scene in front of him, and before he got over the shock of being told by Yan Shixun all his life experiences just now, he was dumbfounded by Jing Xiaobao again.
"This, this, this, what is this?"
The fortune teller pointed at Jing Xiaobao, whose hands were shaking, and asked in a tearful voice, "Is this still a human?"
Jing Xiaobao curled his lips unhappily, thinking that this person is really Ye Gong and a good dragon, and he was still talking about him just now, but now that he has come here specially, this person will stop talking about it.
The world of strangers is strange.
Yan Shixun looked at the unlucky guy sympathetically: "...There is nothing I can do to help."
It was Jing Xiaobao who was provoked by this unlucky guy first, and he mentioned Hades, so let's guard the cause and effect by himself.
However, although there is no such happy scene as imagined by fans meeting their idols, Jing Xiaobao is also very relaxed.
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