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He rushed up at once, his eyes were red, he held Yan Shixun's hand tremblingly, and said like a last word: "Yan, brother Yan, remember to have a good time with your auntie. After I die, You must live together forever, have a happy marriage for a hundred years, and have a precious son early..."

"Oh, by the way, Xiaobao didn't tore up the ancient book in the old courtyard of Binhai City. I dozed off in it and accidentally spilled the hala on it. Because Xiaobao was beside me, I slipped it to him , Said that you asked him to recite it. Originally, I wanted to keep it a secret, but since I'm dead, let's go quietly, and I will leave this secret to you, Brother Yan."

"Also, the fish tank in the yard was not broken by Zhang Wubing. When I went to visit, I was frightened by the heads played by Xiaobao, and I accidentally kicked the fish tank. Zhang Wubing happened to walk by, so I said yes Zhang Wubing did it."

"Master's mahogany sword was also broken by me, but I really didn't mean it. I planted vegetables in the back mountain, and the other priests asked me to fertilize, so I borrowed master's mahogany sword to help fertilize it. Who would have imagined it?" The sword broke while digging..."

Lu Xingxing was still confessing to Yan Shixun with snot and tears, he was extremely sincere.

But the smile on Yan Shixun's face had gradually disappeared, he squinted his eyes, and his expression became dangerous.

Oh... so it was all done by you kid.

"Also, Brother Yan, tell the truth."

Lu Xingxing said sincerely: "I think you are really an idiot in terms of feelings. Auntie has liked you for so long and you haven't found out—Brother Yan, are you of the wood attribute? I think I am definitely better than you in this aspect." you."

Yan Shixun: "..."

He regretted it, he should have let this brat sleep here and be a Sleeping Beauty!

Just now seeing Xing Xing in a coma, he still feels distressed - he is blind, this child Xing Xing shouldn't have a long mouth!

Lu Xingxing pulled Yan Shixun and chattered, and even wiped the snot and tears on Yan Shixun's coat cuffs, which made Yan Shixun, who was quite clean, twitched his forehead, and felt that he was about to be overwhelmed by the two. The fool's anger.

Finally, when Lu Xingxing confessed that he had told everyone about Yan Shixun and Ye Li being together in advance, Yan Shixun finally couldn't hold back and slapped him.

With a sound of "Pa!", a red mark appeared on Lu Xingxing's smooth forehead.

Lu Xingxing burst into tears from the pain, his eyes were hazy: "Yan, Brother Yan?"

Yan Shixun sneered: "Does it hurt?"

"It hurts QAQ..."

"It hurts right."

Yan Shixun said with a half smile, "Because you are still alive."

Lu Xingxing: "..."

"!!!"

What is the scariest thing?

——People are not dead, but society is dead.

With a look of despair on his face, Lu Xingxing asked tentatively: "I say now that I didn't do it, is there still time?"

Yan Shixun sneered: "Heh, guess what?"

"QAQ!!!"

And the priests who rushed over when they heard the sound also happened to hear Lu Xingxing's confession outside the door.

Several of the priests only felt their blood pressure soar, and their anger filled instantly.

"That stinky boy!"

The Taoist said angrily: "I knew it, he is not the one who can farm the land in peace and stability!"

"It turns out that the oil stains on the notebook were also done by him! Good luck to you!"

And when Song Yichang hurried back to Haiyun Temple in a hurry all the way, he heard what Lu Xingxing said that he used his peach wood sword to dig up dung.

Song Daochang: "..."

"Road! Star! Star!"

Song Yichang picked up the mahogany sword, kicked open the door and rushed in: "You traitor—!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah why are you here, master, I really am not dead!!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and QAQ"