On One Hundred Ways of Raising Gluttony

As a result, this small village certainly has nothing for ordinary people like them to do.

Lin Mo showed a trace of anger on his face at the right time, and said, "So, are all your sweet words a joke? Or, is my partner misheard?"

The village looked at him with a smile and said, "Don't be so quick-tempered, young people. There is nothing suitable for you in the village, but it doesn't mean there is nothing here."

Qiao Mu took a small step forward and said, "What is it?"

The village chief said: "Actually, I just remembered it because I passed the house where you lived yesterday morning and smelled a very attractive fragrance."

Lin Mo and Qiao Mu 囧, so if it weren't for the delicious meal that Qiao Mu cooked, they would have to be prepared to starve to death.

The village head knew what they were thinking by seeing their expressions, chuckled a few times, and said: "Of course, even if I don't smell that special fragrance, I will still look for you, but it may be slower. After all , To be honest, there is really nothing in our village that ordinary people need to do."

Qiao Mu thought for a while, looked at Lin Mo, and said, "If I'm not wrong, you mean that you want to eat the rice I cooked?"

The village chief nodded. The aroma was so strong that it was so exciting that he would feel a little lost eating his home-cooked food after returning home.

The village head said: "To be honest, I have never smelled that kind of fragrance when I grow up. Just smelling it makes people feel hungry."

Lin Moxin said that's for sure, how many seasonings can there be in your primitive small village, and the things they bring are the crystallization of people's research on food for 5000 years in Huaguo. Can you compare with this?

Qiao Mu obviously thought of this too, but the village chief said rashly about the seasoning when he didn't know what period of time his thoughts were stuck in, so he just said hesitantly: "Actually, the taste is so similar to that of the backpack we brought. There are also some meat and other foods in it, so??????" The quality of life of the ancients was not very good, and most of them would only be willing to buy some meat during the holidays, and he couldn't do it with just vegetables. to ah.

The village chief didn't care about this. He said: "Our side is backed by Kunlun Mountain. There are no other things. There are still many animals. Therefore, eating meat is actually not as difficult as outside."

Both Lin Mo and Qiao Mu were a little shocked by this answer. You must know that Kunlun Mountain is a fairy mountain. Aren't the animals in it all already enlightened and even the mounts or pets of some great gods?Just grab it and eat it, is it really okay?

Ruiyi knew what Lin Mo was thinking by seeing Lin Mo's expression, and snorted coldly.Although Kunlun Mountain is a fairy mountain, it is true that humans with the most flexible brains and the strongest learning ability cannot cultivate immortals, let alone some animals that don't understand anything.There are some common animals on Kunlun Mountain, what's so strange?On the contrary, there is not even an ordinary person here, that is the most unbelievable thing.

Obviously, the village chief also belongs to the category of ignorant people who are more ordinary people, and he is proud that he is not an ordinary person.

I saw him laughing loudly, there was no need to copy them at all, let’s ask the questions in his heart, and explained to himself: “Don’t get me wrong, animals with intelligence generally already have their owners, and they have been taken by them long ago. The immortals on the mountain are their own, and we only hunt at the foot of the mountain, so as long as there are no accidents, we usually don’t encounter any intelligent animals.”

Ruiyi didn't want to continue to look at the stupidity of these two people, so he took the lead and said, "So, you want us to help at your house?"

The village chief nodded.

Ruiyi did not have the scruples of Qiao Mu and Lin Mo, and said: "The seasonings we use are very precious, you want to eat the kind of food you smelled that day, so what do you plan to exchange? "

The village head pondered for a while, and said: "It's true, since the catastrophe, we haven't gone out again, and we don't know what has become outside."

Ruiyi said coldly: "Anyway, it's something you can't imagine. So, what do you plan to exchange?"

The topic was spared again, and the initiative was taken back by Ruiyi in a few words.Lin Mo looked at him in admiration. Although he also needs to deal with many people, but most of the time he basically relies on the thickness of his skin, so he often feels that his energy is not enough, and he needs to relax whenever he has time.I didn't expect Ruiyi to be so powerful.

If Ruiyi is just an ordinary person like him, and the two of them are in the same company and the same department, I'm afraid it won't be his turn to do the experience.

Of course, if there is no if in this world, Ruiyi cannot be an ordinary person.This skill of his is just because he is used to being a superior person, he is used to weighing the pros and cons of good things in an instant, seizing every opportunity, and taking the initiative in his own hands.

But now, in the eyes of the village chief, he is just an ordinary person who doesn't know any spells, and he himself is the village chief of a cultivator village.Ordinary people, no matter how honorable their status outside, can only show respect to them here.

Therefore, the village chief was not intimidated, and even his tone did not change at all. He said in a tone of charity: "Conditions? How about teaching you the magic of immortality? In this way, when you return to the world, your status will be improved again."

Lin Mo and Qiao Mu shook their heads and refused, and it is no longer what it used to be.He dared to say that even if they go out, the immortal technique here can still be used, but as long as he dares to use it in front of everyone, then what awaits him is definitely not a noble status, but a constant roundup, and in the end, he can only be miserable spend their lives in the laboratory.

The village chief was a little surprised that he was so resolutely rejected when he took the initiative to teach the Immortal Law, especially when the man who seemed to be the leader showed disapproval on his face.

Generally, this kind of people are either really not interested in immortal arts at all and are willing to be ordinary people, or they have ulterior motives and come here for a purpose.

However, during the two days they lived here, he didn't just leave them alone. He actually sent someone to observe them secretly, but he didn't find anything suspicious.

However, it is just a few ordinary people, and it is easier to observe them by putting them under the nose.So the village chief quickly adjusted his expression and said, "Since you don't want to learn, what do you want?"

What they want, of course, is Ruiyi's sealed power.But this obviously cannot be said, so Lin Mo pretended to lower his head and thought for a while, and said, "Actually, we just want to earn enough money as soon as possible, and then go home as soon as possible."

Village head: "??????" He didn't say no to wages, why did he say that he was going to take their wages just like that?

Lin Mo didn't raise his head, so he didn't see the village head's face, and he continued: "Besides, the money in this place is definitely different from the money in ours, and you won't be able to buy anything when you go out. "

The village chief: "?????? So, what do you want to write?" I thought it was a group of fools who had been fooled by money!

The village chief felt half relieved in an instant.

Lin Mo raised his head, looked at the village chief with sparkling eyes, and said, "So, can our reward be exchanged for gold and silver? Which one is a hard currency, and it will never go out of date wherever we go."

The corners of the village chief's eyes twitched obviously, and the balance in his heart was clearly tilted towards these ordinary people who were only interested in money. He said, "Have you ever heard that there is a magic in this world, It’s called turning stone into gold??????”

Lin Mo and Qiao Mu nodded at the same time, and Qiao Mu said, "But, aren't they all fake? If you use counterfeit money indiscriminately, and it's gold and silver counterfeiting, you will be arrested and go to jail."

Even the corner of the village head's mouth twitched this time.The scene was strangely quiet for three seconds, Ruiyi tried hard not to teach these two idiots in front of outsiders when the situation was unclear, and simply turned his head away and remained silent.

The village head said: "Where did you hear about it?"

Lin Mo and Que Xiaomu said in unison: "Everyone knows that spells can only last for a while, after which they will turn into things like stones."

village head:"??????"

Qiao Mu said: "There are some stories about Qingjing in the textbooks we study, and the teacher told us so."

The village chief's face turned red, of course, he was angry.Although he didn't know what a textbook was or what a teacher was, he could still understand the meaning of the words, so he took a small stone implement at hand, wiped it lightly with his fingers, and it turned golden yellow color.

After finishing this, he handed the things to Qiao Mu and said, "This, you put it away, if one day you find it turned into a stone, you can come to me. I will pay you ten pieces of gold that is as big as real gold." !" The last five words were pronounced so heavily that everyone in the room could hear the sound of him grinding his teeth.

Qiao Mu silently put away the things.

Lin Mo said, "So, how do you calculate the remuneration?"

The village head glared at him and said, "Don't worry, gold and silver are indispensable to you! Now, I'm hungry!"

Lin Mo nodded and said, "I'll do it right away. By the way, where is the kitchen?"

The village chief also didn't know what a kitchen was, but he knew that they were going to cook, so he immediately stood up and led the way with a straight face.

If it wasn't for the fact that after the catastrophe, they received orders from the gods not to leave here, he would definitely go out and investigate, who is the lifeless junior, who hasn't learned kung fu yet, and is just ostentatiously going around, the whole world of cultivators His reputation has ruined him!Then, chop up that guy who was ashamed and thrown into the mortal world!