On One Hundred Ways of Raising Gluttony

"But you can't just sneak him over here!" After spending a whole day with Ruiyi, but the other party refused to agree, Lin Mo lost his patience.

"Why not?" Although there is nothing wrong with the language, Ruiyi, who has been sealed for thousands of years and is used to the world rules of the strong respecting and the jungle preying on the strong, really can't understand where Lin Mo came from so many rules.

"Well," Lin Mo rubbed his forehead, how would he explain that under the powerful light of socialism, if such a supernatural event occurs, it will cause a lot of commotion and trouble, "by then we may be Caught in the laboratory, "dissected.

"I will kill whoever dares!"

"But you can kill one or two, and you can kill a group of two groups, but it is very annoying to be attacked by many people." Lin Mo wanted to cry without tears, knowing that your mana is boundless and powerful, but just you Now that you don't even have a physical body, what else can you do besides venting your anger on me?

Ruiyi squinted her eyes, and scolded me again in her heart!But what he said was not unreasonable. Although killing a human being was like trampling an ant to death for him, it would be annoying if there were too many ants. "Then what do you want to do?"

There is a door!Lin Mo's eyes lit up when he heard the words, "It's very simple, just make me look like I was beaten badly, but in fact it's nothing serious. Of course, I have to hide it from the doctors in the prison."

"When are you going to do it?" Nodding indiscriminately.

"It's better sooner rather than later, just today." After Lin Mo finished speaking, he poked the doll again, "However, what excuse do you want to use to get beaten?"

"Leave it to me." Thinking of the whole thing, it seemed that he hadn't played a big role in it, Ruiyi said domineeringly and took the matter down, and the energy that happened to be taken out had already been fused in half, so let's try the effect by the way.

"Oh." Although he was very curious about what method Ruiyi would use, Lin Mo didn't dare to ask more questions.

Sitting cross-legged in Lin Mo's sea of ​​consciousness, the child version of Ruiyi rubbed his fingers, didn't he just want to be beaten?no big deal!There is no need to find any excuses at all.

"Brother Lin? Brother Lin? Brother Lin!"

He was thinking about what Ruiyi could do and he was fascinated by it, and there was a roar in his ear, which shook him back.Looking back, it turned out to be Qiao Mu.I don't know why, since the last time I talked to him, this guy has stuck to him like a pug, and I can't get rid of it no matter how hard I shake it!

"What are you doing!" Well, the voice was too loud, successfully attracting the attention of the prison guards, "What's the matter with you two?"

"Report to the police officer, it's okay." He sighed helplessly, "It's just that I accidentally lost my mind just now, and he just asked me to concentrate."

"That's right, I'm just a reminder." Qiao Mu stood up with his head down, hesitantly defending.

"Really?" looked around between the two suspiciously, one bowed his head and chest, and the other smiled flatteringly. It really didn't look like there was any major conflict, so he gave a symbolic warning, and it was over.

"That," Qiao Mu lowered his head, his ears flushed, "I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose. I'm just afraid that you won't be able to complete the target and have no food to eat."

He lowered his head and looked at the few dolls in front of him. The efficiency was really low. "It's okay, thank you."

"Well, I've done quite a lot anyway, so I'll share it with you." After speaking, as if afraid that Lin Mo would refuse, he quickly allocated half of what he had already done.

"Thank you." This sentence is sincere.

"No need." Qiao Mu grinned the corners of his mouth as if he had heard some good news, and after a while he became frowning again, "Well, Brother Lin, can I follow you in the future?"

"Follow me?" Lin Mo's head was full of question marks, he didn't understand why he had such an idea, did he look very powerful?

"Well, I feel that some people are looking at me very strangely recently." He lowered his head, as if remembering something terrible, "I don't think they dare to provoke you, so?????? Can you let me Follow you? I can do a lot of things, wash your clothes and cook for you, anything!"

"They??????" At this time, I remembered to take a closer look at the friends who were working together. Well, I didn't look at them carefully before, but now I look at them with pretty eyebrows, white skin and big eyes, although they are not feminine. I'm angry, but here, as long as you have a few colors, you will basically encounter that kind of thing. It's just, "Didn't you commit murder and come in? How dare they provoke you casually?"

"It was just manslaughter. I just pushed him, but I didn't notice that there was a piece of broken glass behind him. The man died after the broken glass pierced the back of his head."

In other words, people are not essentially murdered by others.Lin Mo rubbed his chin, no wonder, he usually looks like a little daughter-in-law, and speaks in a gentle manner. At first, he thought it was a misunderstanding, but it turned out to be a misunderstanding.But he also relied on Ruiyi's protection to not be harassed. If there is one more person, will his old man agree?But someone does the laundry and cooks for me. Although this benefit may not last long, it is still very attractive. What should I do?After all, washing clothes can be listed at the top of the list of things he hates to do, not one of them!Although I live alone outside, there are washing machines and dry cleaners, so they can't be compared at all.

"Promise him." Just as he was thinking of an excuse to persuade Ruiyi, he agreed first, and he didn't know what the hell he was planning.Is it because he is disgusted that he alone is not enough, and he is planning to add another one?

Thinking of this, Lin Mo couldn't help looking at Qiao Mu with a little sympathy and sympathy?Or it would be more appropriate to say that they are the same people who have fallen into the world. "All right."

Unconsciously shivering, Qiao Mu rubbed his head. Although Lin Mo was very happy to agree to this matter, why did he suddenly feel like he was on a thief ship? This must be an illusion!

As for Ruiyi, too lazy to care about Lin Mo slandering him again, he started to practice again on his own.He wants to cultivate a physical body as soon as possible, so that it will be convenient for him to wander outside.As for what he's up to, his slave will know sooner or later, let's wait for him to find out slowly, he is looking forward to Lin Mo's expression when he knows everything.Thinking of this, Ruiyi raised the corners of his mouth and showed a wicked smile.

Hey, has it changed?Lin Mo shuddered, shaking the goosebumps that he couldn't understand when he stood up, and he didn't know how the welfare of the prison was, whether he had a cotton coat or hair when it was cold.

"Fuck! You don't have eyes!"

He was gnawing hard on the bones, only to hear a clang, someone knocked someone's bowl to the ground, and then he yelled violently.

Lin Mo turned his head and looked over. It turned out to be the scar in the prison. Tiger's subordinates, the leader of the prison, paused for a moment when they gnawed on the bone, and then moved faster.I don’t know if this is the case in all prisons, or only in men’s prisons. I have been here for so long, and I have never seen a trace of meat. It is rare for the kitchen to be generous today, and I made a pork rib with sauce. It's the kind with more bones and less meat, but it can't hold back a large group of old men who are greedy.

"Fuck! Who are you talking about! Isn't it just a bowl of rice, what's the big deal!"

It seems that whoever bumped into the person was not a fuel-efficient person, so he pushed the scar immediately, without any apology for spilling his lunch.

"Looking for a beating!" Seeing the last spare ribs in the window being beaten away, Scar's anger rose to the highest point, and he punched the man directly on the nose.

The person who was beaten didn't do it anymore, and the two immediately started to fight. You punched me and kicked me fiercely.There is also a large circle of people who watch the excitement and don't think it's a big deal.

"Damn! Call for help if you can't beat me, brothers! Beat this bitch to death!" After finally beating Scar to the ground, someone behind his back threw a table leg and directly expanded the flames of war .The two forces did not give in to anyone, and the fight was in full swing.Seeing that the incident was getting serious, the prison guard standing guard had already rushed to seek support, and for the time being did not dare to casually join the battle circle.

Nibbling the last bone neatly, Lin Mo licked his lips contentedly, and was about to turn around and leave the battle circle, away from the place of right and wrong.

"Stay, go in, and go to Scar." One foot had already stepped out of the door, and Ruiyi's order came from his mind. "Don't you want to be released on parole for medical treatment? This is the opportunity, don't you hurry up?"

"You will protect me?"

"Don't worry, I won't die." Rui Yi rolled his eyes, a coward is a coward, he was so firm when he said he wanted to get a beating, but he wanted to go back on his word when the matter came to an end!

Lin Mo didn't want to repent, but just thinking about the physical pain he would suffer later made his liver ache.But thinking about it, Liberty was waving to him not far ahead, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and turned around and rushed into the battle.

In Qiao Mu's eyes, it was his new eldest brother who stopped at the gate strangely and thought for a while, then turned around and rushed into the battle.Although I am very puzzled why the boss is going to take this muddy water, but as the boss' younger brother, how can he watch the boss take risks and ignore it.So Yu hesitated for a moment, gritted his teeth, and entered the battle with a heroic expression on his face.Get beaten up with your boss!

There's no way, both of them are scumbags with negative five combat effectiveness, so they rushed in recklessly, a group of big men are full of blood, with no eyes in their fists and feet, anyway, this person is not from our camp, fight!A group of people are fighting in full swing, who cares if you are innocent or not.

"Boom!" Finally, before Lin Mo was really disabled, the rescuers arrived.After a gunshot, everyone gradually regained their senses and stood there without moving after realizing what stupid things they had done.

"What's the matter, life is too comfortable, isn't it!" The head of the rescuer looked around the restaurant like a tornado passing through, and his hair was almost standing on end with anger.Damn, if this happens, this month's bonus will be ruined again. "A group of uneasy things!"

"Well, boss, don't rush to curse, there are still two lying there." The prison guard who ran out to report the news quietly tugged at the corner of the boss's clothes and reminded in a low voice.There is no way, except for the tables, chairs and benches in the entire dining hall, which are damaged, but everyone is basically standing, and it seems that there is no serious problem.At this time, the only one lying on the ground is more conspicuous.

Gritting his teeth and trying to suppress his anger first, the head of the prison guard walked over and squatted down. One, hugging his chest, sucked in pain, probably with broken ribs. .

"Take this to the infirmary and ask the doctor to check it. Where is the injury? Is it serious?" Pointing to the tree on the ground that was in pain and wanting to roll, then pointing to Lin Mo who was motionless, "This comatose , take him directly to the hospital outside."

Soon, the men who received the order carried the man away.

"You, come here," beckoning to the little prison guard, "you were on duty here at the time, arrest the troublemakers and send them to the confinement room. Others, those who should be deducted points should be deducted, and the sentence should be extended The sentence was extended. Also, the bonus for the next three months will be deducted.”

"Yes!" Not daring to express any objection, the little prison guard turned around and grabbed the two scars, regardless of the bruised nose and swollen face and many wounds on his body, and sent them directly to the confinement room for detention.The remaining participants wrote down one by one, how to deal with it.And, within the next three months, let alone meat, there will be no more shredded pork.

If you are very angry, I will give you guys a good way to defeat the anger, so as to save you from wanting, dissatisfied, provoking troubles and fighting all day long, and looking for trouble!

pain!This was the only feeling Lin Mo had when he woke up.

"Ruiyi, didn't you say you would protect me?" Why did you get hurt so badly?

"Didn't you say that you just need to keep the vitals?" Look, the heart, lungs and limbs are not injured at all, and everything is fine.For some reason, seeing Lin Mo like this made him feel inexplicably good.From now on, let's see if you still dare to go and beat yourself up!

I want you to protect my vitals, but I didn't say as long as it's okay!Lin Mo's choked mouthful of old blood stuck in his heart, neither swallowing nor vomiting.

"Besides, didn't you say that it should be serious, otherwise you wouldn't be released on medical parole?" Ruiyi didn't show any sympathy for Lin Mo's immobilized state, and mercilessly sprinkled salt on his wound.

"But, how can I find someone like this!" Lin Mo gritted his teeth, shivering with pain when he moved.If there is no way to go out, this beating is for nothing, completely worthless.

"Oh, if it's someone named Kongsi, then there's no need to look for it," Ruiyi casually dropped a bomb, "You haven't woken up just now, but someone has already come to look for you. They said they were looking for you in the prison, but in the end When I learned that you were seriously injured and hospitalized, I came to find you."

Closing his eyes and pretending that he was still awake, Lin Mo no longer knew how to describe his mood.Co-authoring this beating is worthless no matter how you calculate it, life is simply a tragedy.

Damn, couldn't he have gone to him a few hours earlier?You have to wait until he is beaten before going, he is XXXXX!