On One Hundred Ways of Raising Gluttony

Xiao Ke is already five years old this year, and he is studying in a kindergarten attached to a community in S City. Little bad luck, big bad luck once every five days.

If it weren't for the fact that in today's society, there is no longer superstition about gods and monsters, or it is estimated that this kid's dummy really has to take him to show monks and Taoists.After all, how could anyone be so unlucky?

Just like now, it’s just a queue to go to the toilet, and I don’t know what invisible obstacles are on the rough concrete floor. It seems that there is no problem with the previous child walking in front, but it’s his turn to stand there Go, suddenly fell down inexplicably.Moreover, Teacher Mingming has been staring at him all the time, and there is no oolong incident with his left foot and right foot, but he still fell, and he didn't know if he hit something hard. The mouth is full of blood.

Teacher on duty: "??????"

Speechless, but after all, he is an experienced teacher, so he rushed over immediately, first checked whether there were other obvious wounds on his body, and then asked him to open his mouth to see if there were any serious internal injuries, such as knocked teeth Or bitten on the tongue or something.

The result was not bad, except that the inside of the lip was scratched a little, probably from scratching by the teeth, and there was no more blood oozing outside at this time.

The little boy Xiao Ke is probably used to it, but his face didn't change a bit, he pushed the teacher away, and found the faucet of the book familiarly, and when they saw the blood in his mouth, they automatically and consciously gave up the faucet, dumbfounded. Watching him lower his head, he took a big mouthful of water, grunted a few times, and then protruded a mouthful of blood.

It probably flowed into the mouth when it was hit. It looked scary, but the second and third mouthfuls gradually lost blood.

Then he stood up, wiped his mouth, wiped off the water, pushed away the onlookers, walked back to the classroom calmly, found a handkerchief, and wiped the wound with a little blood again.

The teacher on duty who had been following him all the time: "???????" Even if he had heard it before, but seeing such a young child handle all these things so calmly, he still felt very complicated inside.

How many times have you grown up and been unlucky enough to develop such a skill? Although it’s just a little wound at such a young age, most children encounter this kind of thing at this age. The first thing It should be crying nose, right!

But no matter what the teacher thinks, Xiao Ke has already dealt with everything anyway, and even looked back at the teacher on duty, saying: "Teacher, the other children haven't come back yet, don't you want to go and have a look?"

"??????go immediately."

After school in the evening, it was Lin Mo who came to pick him up. Seeing the blood on Xiao Ke's face, which showed that he knew the way, he opened his clothes and checked them. He didn't find any wounds, so he told him to open his mouth.

Xiao Ke was very cooperative throughout the whole process, but when Lin Mo finished everything and was about to reach out to hug him, he pushed Lin Mo's salesman away.

"I don't want my boss to find a reason to spank my ass tonight."

Lin Mo: "?????? That's because you are mischievous, what does it have to do with me!"

Xiao Ke gave him a precocious look and said, "It doesn't matter, last time I dismantled the TV, the boss didn't care about me, but last time, I just accidentally missed a bowl, and I was beaten up." gone."

Lin Mo held his forehead and said, "That's just because he was in a bad mood that day."

Xiao Ke looked at him like an idiot, and said: "Don't think that I don't understand anything since I was young. Nothing special happened that day, except that he saw you hugging me and getting off the car!"

Lin Mo: "??????" Is this guy really only five years old?Or is it actually reincarnated with memories?Otherwise, how could it be so precocious?Totally unscientific!

Little friend Xiao Ke didn't know what he was thinking, and continued: "Why are you the one who came to pick me up today? Even if it's Uncle Qiao, at least Uncle Ding is not so narrow-minded. Also, where is my father? I already have... ????" He counted on his fingers while crying, "I haven't seen my dad for five days, where did my dad go? Did he find a stepmother for me?"

Lin Mo: "?????? Where did you know about stepmother?" There are only female creatures in the family, where did he hear about stepmother?

Little friend Xiao Ke hiccupped and said: "Wang Xiaomei told me, she also said that if there is a stepmother, there will be a stepfather, and then I will become a poor little boy who doesn't love his mother or his mother. Wow... ?????"

The more I talked, the more sad I became, and in the end I just burst into tears, and there was a tendency to get worse.

Lin Mo had never encountered such a situation before, and immediately became at a loss. He squatted down and looked at Xiao Ke at the same level, and said, "Don't worry, you will never have a stepmother in this life."

Xiao Ke rubbed his eyes, cried a little less, and asked, "How do you know? You're not my father."

Lin Mo rolled his eyes, and said to himself, of course I know, except for the experimental product whose brains are pure like a child, the only thing left in Lin Qing now is this little friend who doesn't know. I like men or women, and the rest are all completely gay!

In this case, it is impossible for a stepmother to exist. If Liu Yu really wants to find one, it is also a stepfather!

But no matter what, Xiao Ke was still young, he couldn't think of so much, and he didn't understand the deep meaning of Lin Mo's words at all. When he heard that there would be no stepmother, he said sobbingly: "You promise?"

Lin Mo was speechless, and said perfunctorily: "I promise. So, can I go home?"

Skipped class and nodded, jumped into the car, and purposely sat in the seat farthest from Lin Mo.

Lin Mo: "??????"

But no matter what, it can be regarded as temporarily getting rid of Xiao Ke, a difficult kid. Lin Mo started the car and drove home.

As for why Liu Yu is so busy, it is actually Lin Mo's fault.After this guy came back from Kunlun Mountain, he used the resources at hand to start his own company, became his own boss, and made Liu Yu the vice president.

But because of Ruiyi, this guy is often absent from work, and sometimes he often disappears inexplicably in the middle of work. The reason is that Ruiyi suddenly thought of something fun and dragged it to play. up.

But the company can't leave it alone, so many people want to eat.So Liu Yu had no choice but to take over the burden, once, twice, three times or four times. Over time, Liu Yu's allegiance was placed on Liu Yu. Liu Yu.

But this time, there was a big order to be done, and Liu Yu had to stay at the company to work overtime to complete it, so naturally he couldn't come back on time.

Every day when he got up, Xiao Ke hadn't woken up yet, and when he came back, Xiao Ke had already fallen asleep.Therefore, although they are under the same roof, the father and son really haven't seen each other for more than a week.

Fortunately, when he came home that day, Liu Yu was sitting on the sofa with half-closed eyes and taking a nap. It was obvious that things had come to an end.A break should follow.

"Father!" Xiao Ke was still young, but he couldn't see Liu Yu's exhaustion. After finally seeing his father who hadn't seen him for a long time, he yelled and jumped on him.

"Xiao Ke?" Liu Yu didn't even open his eyes, hugged Xiao Ke's body and rubbed it, and said, "Do you miss Dad?"

Xiao Ke answered "yes" loudly, and then rubbed happily on Liu Yu's neck.Although the temperature on his father's body is not as warm as that of Uncle Lin Qiao and the teacher, it is always cool, but he feels that no one in the world has a temperature that makes people feel more secure than his temperature up.

The picture of the father and son talking about Rongrong was very beautiful, and Lin Mo didn't intend to disturb, and ran directly into the kitchen.

He could smell the fragrance when he entered the door just now, and he didn't know what Qiao Mu had made that smelled so good.Going in now, it happens to be close to the water tower first, so I can eat some secretly.