Those years when I was a purchasing agent in Yokohama

If the sentence just now can only be regarded as a hint, then Dazai's next sentence is almost an explicit expression of Chi Guoguo.

"I know there is a couple hotel with good reviews nearby—"

In the noisy environment of people coming and going, he unhesitatingly leaned in front of the young man opposite him. The distance between the two was only a short ten centimeters apart. Fully glued together.

His voice seemed to be wrapped in a layer of viscous honey, and every word was full of sweet temptation.

But Chu Shu, who was fascinated by his face just now, woke up instantly after hearing his words.

"Love Hotel?"

Chu Shu took a few steps back to widen the distance between the two, then raised his head suspiciously and looked at the black-haired young man opposite him from beginning to end.

"Why do you know that there is a love hotel near here? Have you been with someone else? Male or female?"

If you think about it with your toes, you can think of a special occasion like a love hotel, and you must not go there alone.

So Mr. Dazai, 26, must have been to the nearby love hotel with someone before.

This is not unimaginable. After all, this person is already 26. It is actually normal to go to that kind of place. It is better to say that in this kind of thing, which is relatively open, it is not true that he has not been to that kind of place at the age of 26. too normal.

Although Chu Shu is an out-and-out flower grower, he is not so feudal that he requires his future contacts to be as pure as a piece of white paper, without any feelings or driving experience.

His mate selection criteria are extremely troublesome, and he is extremely picky about all aspects of his future relationship partner. This is the fundamental reason why he is already 22 this year, and he is still alone with a lot of men and women who are pursuing him.

However, although he is picky, it is not impossible for him to make concessions when he encounters some excellent ones that suit his wishes.

However, there are two requirements that must be met. If any of these two conditions are not met, he will never consider it.

One is that he must be handsome, and the other is that he must be the same gender as him and love men.

Needless to say, he is handsome. For Chu Shu, who was in the late stage of Yan Kong, this is the basic of the basics.

The second gender, men like men, this is because Chu Shu himself is bent into a coil of mosquito coils.

So he hopes that his future partner can be a coil of mosquito coils like himself, and paper clips can also make do.

Chu Shu didn't have the slightest interest in flirting with straight men, and even more disdainful of bisexual hooligans who can be both male and female.

Influenced by someone in his hometown, Chu Shu liked to watch the dog blood drama at [-] o'clock in the evening.But this doesn't mean that he wants to turn his life into a bloody drama. If he has time to play sadomasochism with straight men, he might as well read a few more Aunt Qiong Yao's classic works on the tablet.

Chu Shu stared at the black-haired young man whose appearance perfectly matched his aesthetics. Thinking that the boy in his family would grow up like this in ten years, he couldn't help feeling a little inexplicable expectation in his heart.

But at the same time, an alarm sounded from the bottom of his heart. Speaking of which, he still didn't know what the boy's sexual orientation was.

Judging from the behavior of that young man who hugged him without shyness, it should be the same or a couple...

Chu Shu bowed his head thoughtfully, completely unaware that he had included the boy Dazai in his family into the list of future contacts at this moment.

"I think you may have misunderstood something."

When Chu Shu fell into deep thought, Mr. Dazai who was opposite showed an innocent expression.

"I'm 26 years old. Before I met you, my relationship experience was blank—whiter than Santa's beard—"

Dazai pointed at the huge statue of Santa Claus on the first floor of the mall, and said innocently.

Christmas is still two months away, but the mall moved in a statue of Santa Claus early, adding a touch of festiveness to today's [-]th anniversary.

Wearing a red padded jacket and a red hat, the fat old man showed his signature silly smile to everyone who entered the mall, and his big snow-white beard occupied half of his face.

Chu Shu glanced at the beard piled up with snow-white cotton wool, and suddenly remembered that according to the time ten years ago, it would be Christmas in a few days.But he hasn't decided what gift to buy for the boy at home.

When I met Dazai, his birthday had already passed, and the next suitable time to give gifts was obviously only a few days later Christmas and a few days later the Gregorian New Year.

However, according to the current situation, it is still unknown whether he can return to the world ten years ago before Christmas.

To be precise, it is unknown whether he can go back to ten years ago.

"It's not a good habit to always like to lose your mind, especially on this occasion."

Just as Chu Shu was wandering in the sky, there was a sudden cold touch on his cheek.

Dazai stretched out his hand and straightened the head of the young man opposite him, turning his attention from Santa Claus downstairs back to himself.

"Although I'm just a stand-in, a stand-in also has the dignity of a stand-in."

The 26-year-old Mr. Dazai held Chu Shu's face in both hands, his eyebrows were curved, and an extremely bright smile bloomed on his handsome face.

"In the absence of the main body, your eyes should only stay on me, the substitute."

Chu Shu: "..."

I have never seen such an aggressive and confident stand-in.

……

"Is there anything you want?"

In order to prevent passers-by from thinking that the two of them are filming some kind of sadomasochistic stand-in drama, Chu Shu decided to take the 26-year-old Mr. Dazai around the mall.

He was still thinking about the Christmas gift, although after getting along for a period of time, he gradually figured out some of Dazai's preferences.

But when it came to choosing Christmas gifts, Chu Shu couldn't think of what to give him for a while.

It is known that the 16-year-old boy Dazai likes to eat crabs the most.But he usually cooks a crab feast for that boy, and it would be too perfunctory to give a few crabs as a Christmas gift, and it seems insincere.But he can't jump into the Pacific Ocean or the Sea of ​​Japan to touch a basket for him and come back with his own hands.

His sincerity was indeed in place, but his small body really couldn't withstand the cold water of the Pacific Ocean in December.

After excluding this option, Chu Shu could only pin his hopes on the 26-year-old Mr. Dazai beside him.

To some extent, the 16-year-old Dazai boy and the 26-year-old Mr. Dazai are actually the same person, the only difference is Chu Shu, whom he met when he was 16 years old.And the other Chu Shu who I met when I was 26 years old.

Ignoring this point, the difference between the two is actually not that big.So their preferences should be the same, and what they want should be the same.

Let the 26-year-old Mr. Dazai choose the gift he wants, at least he will not step on the thunder.

Chu Shu thought so.

"You want to give me a present?"

The boutiques are filled with young girls in youthful beauty.Even if there are boys, they will come with their girlfriends. Even if male couples are dating, they will not choose this kind of boutique that looks like a girl.

Therefore, the two men who were the only two traveling together in the store immediately attracted the attention of some girls.

In particular, the two are wearing panda sweaters similar to couple outfits, not to mention the two people's looks are very eye-catching.

The 26-year-old Mr. Dazai picked up a crab pillow that was currently on sale in a boutique, kneaded it in his hand for a while, and then put it back with no interest. He turned his head and glanced at Chu Shu behind him. Standing in front of a row of panda plush dolls is completely unable to walk.

"Ah."

Chu Shu nodded, but his gaze was still fixed on the rows of naive panda plush dolls in front of him.

Dazai walked up to him, reached out and grabbed the black panda ears on the hat of this man's sweater, played with it and said casually: "Actually, you want to give a gift to Dazai Osamu ten years ago, and you are just asking me for reference, right?" .”

Sometimes Chu Shu really felt that Osamu Dazai was born with mind-reading skills, and the thoughts in his heart were completely seen by this person.

After being exposed, Chu Shu didn't want to continue to hide it any longer, so he simply had a showdown with him, "Christmas will be in a few days."

The Christmas here refers to the Christmas ten years ago, which is at least two months away from the arrival of Christmas in this world.

"Does Christmas have anything to do with Osamu Dazai?"

Hearing Chu Shu's words, Dazai tilted his head in doubt, and then hummed the classic Christmas carol to himself.

"Didn't it mean that only good children are eligible to be given gifts by Santa Claus? I was not a good boy ten years ago, right?"

The 16-year-old Osamu Dazai is already a reserve cadre of the port gang/hand/party, and the blood stained on his hands is redder than the red hat on Santa Claus' head.

"Who stipulates that only good children can receive Christmas gifts."

Chu Shu blinked, and then suddenly walked up to the model of Santa Claus placed in front of the store. Under the shocked gaze of all the shop assistants and customers, Chu Shu reached out and took off the red hat on the model's head, and put it on his own. on the head.

Chu Shu wore that funny-looking red Santa hat and made a standard knight salute to the black-haired young man in the store, "Hello, I am Santa Claus who specializes in giving gifts to bad children."

"Uh..." Mr. Dazai, who is 26 years old, didn't expect him to do this suddenly. He looked at the young man wearing that funny red Santa hat opposite him in a daze. A hint of astonishment suddenly appeared in the iris eyes.

The last two were politely invited out by the clerk here because they hindered the normal operation of the boutique.

"dog."

Just when Chu Shu was still debating what gift should be given to the 16-year-old Dazai boy, Mr. Dazai who was walking beside him suddenly said a word.

Chu Shu turned his head and glanced at him suspiciously, "Dog?"

"If I were 16 years old, the gift I wanted most would be a dog."

"It doesn't look like..."

Chu Shu recalled the gloomy and decadent appearance of the young man with some surprise, but he really couldn't connect him with the lively and active dog.

Besides, that boy can't even take care of himself well, how can he raise a dog?

"At 16, I really liked dogs."

The 26-year-old Mr. Dazai has curved eyebrows and a bright smile on his handsome face.

"Large dogs like Tosa Inu and Sheepdog are the best—"