I rolled over after parallel worlds merged

"Okay, okay, please let me go, I will definitely remember to change my trumpet next time I surf the Internet." Xia Xijin looked helpless and cupped her fists towards the camera as if admitting defeat.

The barrage was neatly brushed, and finally, with Xia Xijin's subdued response, something else gradually appeared

[Baby Chu Xi!Mom is here! ! ! ]

[Husband I love you!Dressed very handsomely today!Keep it up! ]

[I used to think that Chu Xi's [-] was a human design, but now I understand, he is really stupid. ]

[Hot search through train. ]

[Counter fans come to watch. ]

[Pure passerby, when will the new movie be released?The preview is very good looking forward to ww]

[Help!Now I have ptsd on the three words "pure passerby"! ]

[Hahahahaha!It's okay, it's not a big problem, our support club is already preparing to crowdfund to buy him a few more trumpets. ]

[Yes, we will use it differently in the future, please hand over your Weibo account to the company, please, please, qaq who is very tired of fans' commenting]

Xia Xijin looked at the barrage, and smiled while reading: "Is it tiring to control reviews? Then you can private message me the number you bought, and I will come by myself in the future."

[You better be. ]

[You've done what you said, you've been wanting to pick someone up for a long time, causing trouble every day, other fans just scold each other, we have to fight against the whole entertainment industry, you are arrogant, you are full of courage, you will do it yourself in the future! ]

[Why is brother wearing a blocking ring?Is it a susceptibility period? ]

Xia Xijin nodded, and skillfully began to blame: "Well, it's because of the dizzy head during the susceptible period that such a big joke was made."

[Come on, you're not usually smart. ]

[Daily question, why hasn't Brother Lu beat you up and then resigned? ]

[Indeed, Broker Lu has significantly more gray hair this year. ]

"Don't spread rumors about my relationship with Brother Lu." Xia Xijin retorted nonchalantly.

Ignoring the teasing from the fans, he directed the camera to shoot in the direction of the parking lot, but due to the distance, only a blurry figure could be seen.

Xia Xijin: "Did you see Brother Lu's stalwart figure who worked hard for me, we have a good relationship."

[Ah, yes, yes, the troubled father and the unfilial son, there are also humanities between you two in Chaohua, have you seen it?I haven't seen it, and I will send it to you with that stack of trumpets later, so you are welcome. ]

[Sisters stop! !Don't dance around! ]

Chu Xi's colleague Humanities has nothing to do with Xia, and Xia Xijin, who is on the job for others, is of course fearless.

He narrowed his eyes and raised half of his brows to be provocative: "That's so embarrassing, please send me the address as well. I'll ask Brother Lu to send you two autographed photos in person."

[...it doesn't have to be]

[Hahahahahaha!Killing me! ]

[Brother Chu Xi, your speaking style today is very different from before. ]

[right!Livelier!like! ]

[It seems to suddenly become smarter. ]

[Is it my illusion that the temperament is much milder qwq]

[It's kind of cute... Is this what a fierce A should look like, this man is so damn charming. ]

[Hey, it’s true, I’m usually so downcast in the live broadcast, and I’m so embarrassed, giving him gifts is like going to the grave. Today, I’ve learned to argue with fans. Yes, I’ve made great progress. Brother Lu secretly reported you to the class?You won't have to bring the goods in two days, will you? ]

Seeing this, Xia Xijin couldn't help feeling tense.

Is Chu Xi's original image like this?After all my messing around here, I was able to create a show effect that was too much force.

The one surnamed Chu should pack up and retire, the money is too bad!

[Why is brother suddenly going to broadcast live today? ]

Seeing that the director started to push the progress behind the camera, Xia Xijin quickly picked out a serious question from the barrage to interact with the show: "Didn't the official announcement make it clear?"

[Ah, not really. ]

[Hmm...not easy to say]

[What did you post in the promotion, don’t you have an x ​​number in your heart?]

The composition of Chu Xi's fan group is very strange - mother fans, sister fans, girlfriend fans, soft and glutinous little sweet fans, and of course, ancestor fans who are not black fans better than black fans, such as the last one.

But Xiao Xia was really caught up in the question, he really didn't know much: "The phone was confiscated by Brother Lu in an accident this morning, I can't read it."

[Hahaha deserve it, you deserve it. ]

[It should have been taken away, fools are not worthy of using electronic equipment. ]

It is useless to expect this group of people to satisfy their curiosity.

Xia Xijin had no choice but to turn her attention to the onlookers for help. Fortunately, the scene control sister knew how to make program effects, so she immediately opened the platform's promotional Weibo on her mobile phone, and trotted to deliver it to him. .

Xia Xijin rubbed her chin, frowned slightly, stared at the text on the screen, and murmured intermittently: "Blue Bird Video, together with Chu Xi, invites you to enjoy the beautiful scenery of enlightenment at 16:00 today, experience the customs, depth Interviews, appreciating the natural features, promoting traditional culture, and tasting the classics of Zongxue..."

Xiao Xia knew today's procedure, she simply drank tea, asked for a lottery, and chatted with the host using the script she had memorized.

So when he saw this string of slogans, he couldn't help but shake in his heart.

That... is this false propaganda?Will it be reported to the National Anti-Fraud Center?

The barrage was obviously quite satisfied with the hesitant response of "Chu Xi", and came to laugh at the first time when the firepower was fully fired.

[Purchase, hurry up, if you don't sell something today, I will sue you for fraud. ]

[Laughing dead, who can refuse to listen to junior high school dropouts and illiterates promoting traditional culture. ]

[Pure fans, should I laugh directly or follow the process? ]

[Pure passer-by, I don’t want to read jokes, I just came to see handsome guys, well, can you take off your shirt, my roommate wants to see how beautiful Chu Xi’s abs are before he dies. ]

[In the Taoist temple, it's not so good... just lift the corner of your clothes and look at the mermaid line, we don't pick. ]

[Pure passer-by, I think Chu Xi is handsome and has beautiful abs qwq]

[Pure passer-by, I think Chu Xi is handsome and has beautiful abs qwq]

[Pure passer-by, I think Chu Xi is handsome and has beautiful abs qwq]

……

Seeing the bullet screen flashing the same sentence again, Xiao Xia: ...

Quit it and retire.

Showbiz isn't worth it.

The interaction lasted for a long time, and once returned to before liberation.

But anyway, the scene was getting hotter, and after Xia Xijin answered a few barrages about the recent schedule, he finally found an opportunity to follow the process.

Xia Xijin first visited several main halls with the Taoist priest in the temple, and listened to the other party's narration from the history of Qi Optimism to the current semi-commercialized management model. Because they memorized the script in advance, the two of them had a chat. There are back and forth.

Except for Xiao Xia who is inexplicably anxious and hot, everything is harmonious.

It was the expected scene that was harmonious and progressed smoothly.

But in the second half of the live broadcast, something went wrong.

"Why is it an empty lot again..." Xia Xijin tilted her head, looked at the blank wooden slip in her palm, and muttered blankly.

[Hey, it's been three times, there are a total of several empty lots in it, and you have drawn them all, what kind of luck are you doing. ]

[I have done too many immoral things]

[Your brother is going to be unlucky for a whole year. ]

[Whether the empty lottery is good or bad, why does the Taoist priest look so hard to say. ]

[How to solve this?Unemployed this year, picking your feet at home?Ha ha ha ha]

[Respect modern science, put an end to feudal superstition, believe in good or bad. ]

[The stinky sunspot who fishes in troubled waters dies! ]

The Taoist priest who was standing next to Xia Xijin waiting to help untangle the lottery was also puzzled at this time.

Others don't know, but he knows very well that none of the 108 wooden slips in the bamboo tube is empty.

But this Mr. Chu actually shook it three times in a row, and there was no signature on it...

This is not in line with common sense.

However, due to the live broadcast, it is inconvenient for the Taoist priest to speak out directly about this matter that is likely to cause controversy on the Internet. After struggling for a while, he explained vaguely: "Maybe your future has not yet been determined, maybe You are standing at a fork in your life, why not wait until you make a decision and then come back and ask for a new lottery.”

Xia Xijin looked at the Taoist priest's stiff smile, and probably guessed that the other party said this just to save face, and the probability of drawing the same lottery in a row was so small that it could be regarded as an "impossible event".

Xiao Xia, an atheist, doesn't believe this.

In a lucid dream, anything that does not make sense can be ignored.

But in order to complete today's work perfectly, Xia Xijin turned around and stretched out the blank sign in his hand to the camera, shook it twice as a demonstration, and then smiled and interacted with the audience: "Someone has heard of Ping An Is there nothing wrong?"

[never heard of that. ]

[I'll just quietly see what else you can find love for. ]

[I I I!My family runs a jewelry business!Objects without any engraved patterns are called "Nothing", and jade tablets that are flat and without any decoration are called "Ping An No Matter". ]

Xia Xijin read the barrage and said, "That's right, that's it. Don't you think this blank lottery is very similar to the safe and sound card from shape to form."

"The future has not yet been determined, which means that I will not set limits for myself, will not sign a letter, and will not write good or bad luck. It means that as long as I do not leave any regrets in doing things this year, I will be smooth, free, bright and magnanimous."

Lu Ming, who came back from the conference call to oversee the work, heard such words.

Different from the memorable highlight moments in the eyes of passers-by, Broker Lu and those fans who know Chu Xi well are more shocked.

Two hundred and five have been secretly reading books lately, haven't they?How did you learn to speak human?

Novelty, something strange happened.

Although this kind of sour words are very suitable for Wen Qing's image, they are indeed not the famous epigrams that Xiao Xia can say when he is in a normal state.

If he can react to his strange excitement at this moment, realize that something is wrong in time, and control his double disengagement in thinking and behavior, then the effect of this live broadcast must be extremely satisfactory.

Brother Lu set off two thousand whips on the spot to celebrate the completion of the ceremony.

It's a pity that the unlucky Xiaoxia's expectations and endings always run counter to each other, and she drives very fast, with a relative speed of 480 per hour.

I don't know if it's because Chu Xi's body is too strong and his metabolism is too fast, or because Xia Xijin's adaptability to this shell is too low.

Xiao Xia, who just thought that the effect of the drug in the susceptible period was no longer a problem, never thought that it was a ghost thing that wanted to rise before suppressing, and it would not last long.

His original normal emotions and five senses were suppressed for less than three hours, and rebounded as the effect of the medicine disappeared.

It would be fine if it went back to normal. The problem is that the adjustment system adapted to the "sedation state" is really not very smart.

After relaxing, he directly pushed Xia Xijin to run wildly from one extreme to the other.

After switching a few more scenes, Xia Xijin also gradually realized that something was wrong with her.

Not to mention the rapid heartbeat, in the still cold spring and March, he was wearing thin linen clothes, and a few drops of sweat oozed from his forehead.

But at this time, he was extremely excited, and it was almost difficult for him to think deeply to figure out the countermeasures. He just followed the script flow and interacted with the barrage like a conditioned reflex.

The effect of the show was too good, and Lu Ming, who was watching, felt a kind of emotion from the heart, "the child has grown up and is up to date".

So when everyone moved to the tea room for the final interview session, he even forgot to re-review the host's manuscript. Instead, he took a short errand and sent a congratulatory message to the project leader to celebrate the complete success of this cooperation.

In the original magazine interview, after the questions were compressed, a lot of pleasantries were omitted, and the new host was a new face, not the old acquaintance of "Chu Xi" that day.

Not long after the two of them sat down, she directly cut into the slightly sharp topic according to the manuscript.

As a result, the gold broker who had slackened in advance lost his last chance to turn the tide.

When Lu Ming realized something was wrong and wanted to stop, Xia Xijin had already put on Chu Xi's shell and started to output crazily uncontrollably.

The author has something to say: In the next chapter, the real Chu Xi goes online to meet the mess!

Chu Dingliu: Are you polite?