I rolled over after parallel worlds merged

"drop."

Accompanied by the crisp sound, Xia Xijin opened her eyes dizzily.

[It is detected that Mr. Yan Ke has woken up and is adjusting the intensity of the indoor light. ]

The man's indifferent and low voice, with a bit of mechanization of business affairs, suddenly and automatically appeared in Xia Xijin's mind.

He was startled, and froze on the bed without daring to move, but the voice continued to speak kindly as if it didn't need his response.

[There will be rain in your urban area today, and the weather evaluation score is 85, which is relatively high for you. ]

[现在是上午7:11分，您今日的日程安排为——11:30分与技术部的几位“蠢东西”共进午餐并对他们进行月度工作总结，15:00管理层日常例会。

Recommended attire: A slightly looser tailored suit will make it easier for you to sarcastically humiliate and attack other people. ]

[Scanning your current mood... Fear 3%, Surprise 20%, Confusion 32%, Anger 5%, Joy 1%, "You just kill me" 39%, the comprehensive rating is D. ]

[Because you have detected a strange tendency to self-destruct, do you want me to contact the family doctor immediately? ]

Xia Xijin probably guessed that this should be an artificial intelligence: "...No need."

Thanks, I won't be using it for now, but it should be soon.

So what family doctor can see psychiatric diseases?

[Understood, I respect your wishes. ]

This artificial intelligence was very talkative, and he didn't even bother to toss with Xia Xijin for the second persuasion, and directly switched to the next topic at the speed of light.

[Excuse me, do you need breakfast? ]

Xiao Xia, who was completely awake, replied listlessly: "No, can you let me be quiet for 2 minutes?"

[no problem. ]

After speaking, the surroundings completely returned to tranquility.

Xia Xijin took a deep breath, calmed down some anxious emotions quickly, and raised her head to look at the situation in the house.

The room is large, but the decoration style is very simple. Except for the necessary daily necessities, there are almost no home furnishings for decoration. The overall tone is a bit depressing. It can be seen that the owner is a person with no sentimentality.

Based on what the AI ​​just said, Xia Xijin probably has an incomplete outline of her identity in this new dream——

A ruthless CEO who lives alone and likes to bully his subordinates on cloudy and rainy days.

Xiao Xia rubbed her head as if resigned to her fate, and cursed a few words to herself in a low voice.

Since the last time he participated in the "secret meeting" in the tea room, he hasn't had a dream for almost a month.

Xia Xijin originally thought that after the earth's magnetic field returned to normal, it brought his sleep quality back to normal.

So he didn't think about it any more.

Go to work on time every day, perfect new works, pick up Xiao Beilu from school after get off work, cook a lively dinner together, and then kiss Boss Xia, the two of them huddled together on the sofa to watch a movie.

He kept complaining like a chatterbox, and Hokuriku cut fruit for him with a smile, occasionally responding twice.

Anyway, life is plain and comfortable.

But before he could enjoy it for a few more days, he closed and opened his eyes——

Finished, started again.

Xia Xijin was really devastated, and she didn't have the excitement of "being chosen by fate-I am different" at all.

He was very uncomfortable with this, and said that he just wanted to get up and eat the shredded pork porridge made by his children.

Just as he was covering his face with his hands and refusing to accept the reality, the AI ​​uttered again:

[Sir, 2 minutes is up. ]

Xiao Xia was speechless: "...you are so precise."

[Of course, I am a program created by you, no smart housekeeper will be better than me. ]

"Congratulations." Regardless of whether it is praising himself or the avatar in his dream, Xia Xijin has always shared blessings and troubles. With his mentality gradually calming down, he asked, "Do you have a name?" ?”

[Sir, you call me Tianjie. ]

Xiao Xia, who is not particularly educated and has never even heard of this word, is puzzled: "What do you mean?"

Tianjie answered his question: "'Tianjie' is another name for Xusu, one of the 28 constellations. The virtual host is autumn and winter, and it contains chilling and ominous meanings."

"Hey, it's a bit unlucky to use this as a name..."

Unfortunately, I still don't have any mood swings: "As long as you like it, I have no objection."

"So you are my housekeeper?" Xia Xijin was inexplicably embarrassed, cleared her throat, and changed the subject.

[Well, after all, my abilities are far more than that, but you have always refused to make my existence public. ]

Upon hearing this, Xia Xijin became interested in gossip again, and hurriedly asked, "What do I do?"

Tian Jie hesitated slightly, and then replied: "You are a little strange, do you really not need me to contact the hospital?"

"No, really no need." Xia Xijin didn't expect that the other party was really smart, and it was harder to fool than imagined, so he hurriedly stopped, "I just want to hear your evaluation of me."

[I was designed by you, I cannot be completely objective, and may not be able to give you psychological satisfaction. ]

Xiao Xia, who only needs to understand the character design, does not need to be satisfied: "If you tell me, just say it."

"Okay sir." Tian Jie obeyed the order smoothly, "You are 28 years old, single, your parents died early, after inheriting the family business, you became the richest man in country G, and you are the current CEO and CTO of Huanyu Technology. The government has worked closely with many high-tech projects.”

[The outside world has had mixed reviews of you in recent years, but you never cared. ]

After listening to the introduction of her new identity, Xiao Xia fell silent.

OK, very good.

Xiao Yan is a giant in the high-tech industry, Xiao Ling is the first heir in the world, Xiao Chu is a top Alpha star, and I am a social animal with a monthly salary of [-].

We all have a bright future.

Can you dream of the life of ordinary people?

Is it really reasonable to do this kind of Jakesu setting every day?

It's outrageous!

"I complain about myself", Xiaoxia muttered in her heart for a moment, but quickly found her position:

A super rich man with no father, no mother and no boss.

Then what kind of personality should I maintain? If I don’t break the law and commit crimes, who else can oppress me?

Showdown, stop pretending,

The turned serf sang!

Sorry, you can do whatever you want with money.

"You just said what is my agenda for today?" the new overlord Xia Xijin asked coldly.

[Monthly technical lunches and regular management meetings. ]

Xiao Xia, who was swaying quickly, waved her hands: "Reject them all, I'll take a vacation."

Tianjie politely reminded: "But this will interrupt your 3174-day full attendance record."

Xia Xijin used her mediocre oral calculation ability to estimate, hey, good guy, have you been working every day for nearly nine years?

Then this vacation should be taken even more.

Xiao Xia said firmly, "I'm the boss, right?"

[certainly. ]

"Then can I not go to work today?"

[Can. ]

"Then it's over, push it away for me."

Just listen to Tianjie's always official and indifferent voice, but at this moment there is a faint feeling of regret: "But this will interrupt the recording."

Xia Xijin didn't know if this so-called record had any special meaning, and he paused when he got out of bed, hesitating again and again, he tentatively asked, "Are there any serious consequences?"

[I will not be very happy. ]

Speechless Xiaoxia: ...do you have something wrong?

When you see a doctor, you just ask it once and it’s over. If you skip a shift, you can’t wait to confirm it a hundred times and try to make people change their minds.

This is the first time I have seen capitalist artificial intelligence invented by capitalists to squeeze capitalists.

OK, but really not necessary.

"Okay, then you will be sad slowly."

"Recommend me some interesting places later, I want to go out for a stroll." Xia Xijin said ruthlessly, while walking towards the bathroom of the master bedroom.

No one can control me this time!Great!

With excitement and joy, Xia Xijin walked into the bathroom humming an out-of-tune tune, took off her clothes without any awkwardness, and prepared to take a bath.

The man in the full-length mirror has short dark gray hair and thin metal-rimmed glasses. His facial features and temperament are cold and abstinent, and he looks like an incomprehensible social elite.

Compared with the youthful spirit of the young master Ling in the previous dream, Yan Ke's shell has the feeling of a mature man, and his figure is more similar to that of Alpha Chuxi who has genetic advantages.

You can tell at a glance that you have not forgotten to exercise while you are busy with work. The muscle shape is very powerful, and the chest and abdominal muscles and mermaid lines are also very beautiful.

Xiaoxia, who is in control of her face and has a high interest in appreciating beautiful things, is very satisfied. With Yan Ke's face of "I don't have a good temper when I look at it", she makes a funny expression in front of the mirror, turns around and goes straight into the shower room.

But as soon as he took two steps, Xia Xijin suddenly realized that something seemed wrong. He hurriedly retreated nervously, and after confirming that he was not dazzled, he was overly frightened and cursed directly: "Damn it!" !!"

"Tian Jie! Can you hear me!" Xiao Xia shouted nervously.

A voice sounded in my head: [I will actively block when in private mode, but as long as you call me, I can hear it no matter where you are in the world. ]

At this time, there is no need to be sensational.

Xia Xijin supported her forehead and asked, "Then can you explain, what's going on below my waist and above my legs?"

Tian Jie didn't think there was any problem, and answered straightforwardly and frankly: "Of course, my husband."

[You are the last blue dragon in the world, isn't it normal that both the dragon's body form and the human form have two genitals? ]

Xiao Xia, who didn't understand, didn't really want to understand, but had to understand now, was shocked and deeply speechless.

Isn't this a high-tech hard science fiction world view?Why on earth are there dragons!

And

"Look at me in the mirror and say it again, is this normal?"

It's really hard for a young artist to accept that he has two "detailed writing will be locked" organs|organs,

He just felt that his aesthetics was pressed to the ground and repeatedly rubbed and beaten, and he was about to perform a mental breakdown and crumbling on the spot.

Just listen to Tianjie, a good comrade who is "sometimes artificially intelligent, sometimes artificially incompetent", sneered in a very humane way, and then replied sincerely:

[It's not particularly aesthetically pleasing from a public perspective, but I hope you can be proud of your body no matter what. ]

Xia Xijin: ...Thank you, I really appreciate you.

He felt from the bottom of his heart that when he woke up this time, he might never want to sleep again in his life.

I originally thought that the first two dreams were already very exciting and curious, but I never expected, hey, life can always bring people surprises.

When you feel that you are unlucky enough today, but your destiny is to continue to swing a sledgehammer on your forehead with 88% and tell you with practical actions: "Silly boy, tomorrow can be even worse."

Xiao Xia didn't understand, he really really didn't understand.

What are these? ?

Help!

The author has something to say: cold knowledge: the body of a dragon is based on a snake, and snakes, like many reptiles, have two things that cannot be explained in detail.

Xiao Xia: Do you want this blessing for you? [Ascension to Heaven]