I rolled over after parallel worlds merged

"Hey, hey! Take it easy!" Xia Xijin grinned on the bed and grinned.

But the person behind him who helped him change his dressing didn't want to feel sorry for him at all, and directly slapped him on the arm he just connected: "Do you still know it hurts? You deserve it, why didn't you fall to death."

Xia Xijin was wronged!

I was so wronged that I felt that I had to see a doctor when I woke up this time.

Last time, because he was not willing to let himself suffer, he did not take extreme measures to try to escape from the dream. After all, the life of the big star Chu has no other dangers other than facing cyber violence and strange illegitimate births.

This time, my boy, I can't run away.

The opponent is either a ruthless monster hunting machine or a serial arsonist. The gentlest one is also a poison king who goes crazy and even the whole family will not let go.

Xiao Xia weighed again and again.

That is indeed a decent jump off a cliff.

However, it has no effect.

Waking up is not waking up, and death is not dead.

The physique of this immortal cultivator is indeed extraordinary, Xia Xijin only remembers that he seemed to be flying in the air for a long time before hitting the ground with a "squeak".

It hurts, it definitely hurts, it hurts like the whole body is crushed.

However, this body unexpectedly has a passive skill of self-healing. Even though Xia Xijin was overwhelmed by the flood of pain and couldn't think, she could still faintly feel that her muscles and bones were slowly being reconnected.

Fortunately, the two young juniors were clever, and they quickly called the supervisor, and Xia Xijin passed out immediately after someone fed him some kind of elixir.

It was already five days later when I woke up again.

Although the physical fitness of monks is different from that of ordinary people, they can't stand someone's mental disorder and voluntarily jumping off the thousand-foot cliff.

Death is not death, even if you have to lie on the bed for a while, and then wait for ten days and a half months to slowly cultivate the muscles and arteries before they can return to their original state.

"Shuang Ci, you have always been calm, how dare you do such a thing this time, your father was so angry that you went to retreat directly." Although the elder was cursing, he still cared about the young master and was checking on him After recovering from the injury, she sat directly beside "Ling Shuang Ci"'s bed, trying to influence the other party.

The one who is calm is your young master, I have always been unreliable.

Xia Xijin muttered in her heart, but she didn't dare to say it on her face.

Xia Xijin was not idle lying here.

After the last cliff-jumping incident, the two brothers Sui Yi and Sui Er directly confirmed that the young master had gone mad.

So now Xia Xijin has basically figured out Ling Shuangci's identity and background, and also knows that the great elder next to him, although he has a high seniority, is actually eight or nine years older than himself.

Because he is the only son of the suzerain master, and he is very talented in refining medicine and medicine, so he got a title that sounds very old at a young age.

As for my current identity——Ling Shuangci, although I want to call Gu Yunzhi "little uncle", because I basically grew up with him, the relationship between the two is similar to that of brothers, so there are not so many complicated etiquettes To speak.

"Didn't I say it before, I don't know what I did wrong when I was practicing, and now I have amnesia." Xia Xijin opened her mouth and came, very skillful in acting coquettishly, "You don't help me diagnose a disease, but you still bully me, really It makes no sense!"

Gu Yunzhi patted him on the back of the head lightly again, and put up a provocation with a mixture of truth and falsehood: "Yes, yes, yes, I am incompetent, young master, please ask someone else to be smart."

When you're done, get up and leave.

"Come on, Yunzhi, I'm joking." Upon hearing this, Xia Xijin quickly turned over to stop him.

He also thought that when he was able to get out of bed, Gu Yunzhi would be a free guide. The ancient background was already tough enough. If he couldn't even get out of the door, wouldn't he be bored to death.

After all, Xiao Xia really didn't understand how to use spiritual power. If he forced Yujian to go down the mountain, he might repeat the same mistakes and lie on the ground waiting for someone to come and rescue him.

It doesn't matter if it hurts, the key is that it's embarrassing enough.

"Ouch, my chest hurts!" Xia Xijin frowned, putting on a pained look as if her wound had been torn, and had a hard time with Gu Yunzhi, "Little uncle, don't ignore me."

In terms of acting like a spoiled child and making jokes, Xia Xijin has a lot of experience, and she has taken advantage of this trick since she was a child.

People like Gu Yunzhi with a gentle personality like this the most.

Sure enough, Gu Yunzhi was taken aback, slightly dazed.

I can't blame Gu Yunzhi for being rare and strange.

It is true that Ling Shuangci has been taught to take on the responsibility of the young master since he was sensible, and he has a straight face all day without smiling, even if he sees himself, he always comes "Elder Gu" and goes "Yun Zhi" , very old-fashioned.

The last time a child called him "little uncle" was when he was five or six years old.

Gu Yunzhi couldn't help feeling a little emotional in his heart, and even faintly began to feel that the other party's amnesia of unknown cause might not be a bad thing.

He raised his eyebrows, and sat back next to "Ling Shuangci", his fingertips floated lightly above his wound, conveying spiritual power, but he didn't intend to spare him: "I think you look pretty good, Don't pretend to be sick here."

"Don't talk nonsense, if I'm healthy, I might jump off a cliff?" Xiao Xia, who was sick, scolded herself half-truthfully.

Gu Yunzhi snorted softly, as if he agreed with this statement.

After all, this kind of practice of injuring zero enemies and self-inflicted [-] damage really doesn't seem very sober.

"Whether you did it on purpose or not, anyway, your two goals have been achieved. These days, you should take care of yourself in Bichenju, and ignore the mess outside." Gu Yunzhi said.

Xia Xijin didn't understand a little bit, relying on her "amnesia" setting, she asked straightforwardly: "Purpose? What purpose can I have?"

Gu Yunzhi rolled his eyes shallowly to show his respect: "Now, you don't have to be dragged by your father to go to the Fairy Demon Conference to get engaged to that crazy little devil, and secondly, you don't have to be forced to take the top ten of the conference to that Laoshizi Experience in the secret realm."

"Your wishes come true, you are blessed~" Gu Yunzhi pushed Xia Xijin's shoulder teasingly, and teased.

Can't tell, this dignified and prudent young master also has a heart of passive sabotage.

Sure enough, the whole world is pursuing fishing.

Those who cultivate immortals are also unavoidable.

Xiao Xia is determined.

"When is the Immortal Demon Conference? Am I late?" Xia Xijin politely expressed regret for "The Talented Young Master Ling".

Gu Yunzhi waved his hand nonchalantly: "It will start the day after tomorrow. If you catch a stick, it's enough to listen to the excitement."

"This is really great...it's a pity." Xiao Xia stood up and almost said what was in her heart.

Let the broken little artist appreciate the scenes of fighting and killing, bloody and bloody, it is better to let him muster the courage to challenge his father's Wanren Peak again.

Thinking of Ling Zongzhu who was so angry that he was autistic, Xia Xijin couldn't help asking: "Will it be impolite for my father to go to retreat for the opening of the conference?"

Gu Yun looked him up and down, squinted his eyes, and looked contemptuous, almost writing "You know it too" on his face.

"The suzerain has been ill for many years, and everyone knows that it is reasonable to have to retreat due to a sudden illness." Gu Yunzhi explained, and after a pause, he opened his mouth again, "Speaking of which, you really have to go there in a few days Show your face in front of a group of old things."

"Jianzong is the number one sect in the world, and your father and son are both absent, so they will definitely be discussed, and it will be difficult to let those evil sects have bad thoughts. The world has only been peaceful for more than a hundred years... ..."

Gu Yunzhi looked at the childish appearance of "Ling Shuangci", and sighed softly: "It's no wonder the suzerain wants you to be able to be independent earlier."

Xia Xijin was just about to continue to ask the reason, but was choked back by Gu Yunzhi's slap on his forehead.

"But before I figure out why you suddenly behave abnormally, you should take good care of your illness." After finishing speaking, Gu Yunzhi clapped his hands as if remembering something, and motioned the other party to sit up, "Okay, don't lie down all the time. Come on, pack up, and I'll show you around."

"Staying indoors all the time isn't good for recovery either."

As soon as he heard that he could go out to play, Xia Xijin naturally agreed with all his strength.

Not only that, he even finished the travel strategy: "I knew that little uncle is the best! Should we go to Baihua City or Night Town? It's fine to go to Beijing, I don't choose!"

However, Gu Yunzhi glanced at him and said, "Don't go, let's take a day trip to the bamboo forest."

Xiao Xia who was splashed with cold water: ...

Is it the bamboo grove outside my window that rustles, rustles, and rattles in the wind every midnight...?

Obviously, to some extent, he and this little uncle do have a tacit understanding.

He didn't ask, but Gu Yunzhi nodded without changing his face.

There was a bit of schadenfreude in the sarcasm, as if to say, "Of course it is, my silly boy."

Xia Xijin, who had just gotten excited, withered at a speed visible to the naked eye. While complaining about herself, she even missed the time when she lived as Chu Xi.

Among other things, at least eat well and sleep soundly, and at the same time, you can occasionally go sightseeing at public expense.

People who cultivate immortals not only eat clear soup with little water, but they don't even have any entertainment.

While Xia Xijin prayed that Hokuriku would wake him up from his dream earlier, she also strengthened her determination to see a doctor.

Who knows what world view background the next dream will be in, if this continues, he will almost dare not sleep.

Probably seeing the disappointment of "Ling Shuang's speech", Gu Yunzhi was really a little bit ruthless in the face of this angry and aggrieved young man at the moment, so he tentatively explained: "You haven't recovered from your injury, let's go It's too far and too bumpy, and I can't take care of it by myself."

"Otherwise, wait a while? I'll go and ask your other uncles and uncles if they are willing to go together."

Gu Yunzhi is a junior with a high rank, but the other elders and peak masters are really hardworking at that age and worthy of their names.

Xia Xijin imagined the beautiful scene of seven or eight old men with gray hair and beards carrying her to the street, and she shuddered.

Sunset Red Tour Group, Daba Daba.

Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration, and two figures appeared in his mind.

Immediately afterwards, he sat up "teng", pulled the corner of Gu Yunzhi's clothes and said, "Don't be so troublesome, I know who to look for."

Gu Yunzhi thought, you kid is usually withdrawn, but now you have amnesia, how can you pick other candidates besides uncle at this time, ah, you are really pretending to be sick!

But before he could question him, "Ling Shuangci" grabbed his cuff and begged in a flattering way: "Little uncle, do you have a sound transmission talisman? Lend me to use it."

Xia Xijin doesn't usually read Xianxia novels very much, and after racking her brain, she finally came up with a vague word.

He thought that there should be no problem, even if the name is different, the other party should be able to understand what he wants... right?

Seeing Gu Yunzhi's indescribable expression, Xiaoxia couldn't help but feel a little unconfident.

guessed wrong?

can't...

After the two stared at each other in silence for a while, Gu Yunzhi finally spoke.

I saw the corners of his lips curled up, his brows raised, and he uttered a naked mockery: "Oh my God, Shuang Ci, you are so stupid!"

After finishing speaking, he got up and took out a thin metal cuboid from the wooden box on the table, and threw it into the arms of Xia Xijin who was full of confusion: "I believe now that you really lost your memory. Sound transmission symbol? This thing has been out of use for almost 200 years."

Gu Yunzhi pointed to the thing he had just thrown, and teased, "Okay, Xiang Xiong, did you see that little thing on your bed?"

"This is called a mobile phone. It can talk, send text messages, play games, and surf the Internet."

"Learn a bit, don't open your mouth and keep your mouth shut."

"Trying to adapt to modern life."

Xia Xijin: ...

...? !

Isn't it Xianxia Cultivator? ?

What is this doing.jpg

Damn, I want to report!

You are unstable!

The author has something to say: Xiao Xia: This is not the Xianxia cultivation in my memory, I don't accept it!

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Sorry for being late for the seminar!