Scumbag Handbook

"The meal will be ready soon, I made sour plum juice, do you want to try it?"

Mo Cheng was the first to shake his head, "Sorry, I don't like sour ones very much."

"I also....."

Xiao Le wrinkled his face, looked at the large bottle of pretty plum juice on the table, and shook his head at the enthusiastic Meng Luo.

"I think it's very delicious," Meng Luo strongly recommended, "My aunt even drank a bowl."

The aunt's face also secretly wrinkled, Xiao Le and Mo Cheng stared straight at her, and they even shook their heads badly.

Seeing this, Shasha quickly rescued them, "Come help serve the food, let's eat."

Xiao Le and Mo Cheng entered the kitchen very quickly.

Meng Luo took a look at them, poured himself a bowl, and after a few sips, said with satisfaction, "It's delicious, I'm such a genius, Sasha!"

"Eh!"

Salsa came out with braised fish and answered.

"How about I take this to the store and serve it to customers?"

Monroe was full of anticipation.

Sasha felt her face wrinkle again when she thought of the taste she drank just now, but she would not hit Meng Luo. After thinking about it carefully, she nodded and said, "I think this proposal is good."

As soon as these words came out, Auntie and Xiao Le received shocked looks.

Without changing her face, Salsa talked with Meng Luo about how much sour plum juice to make every day.

"I make it at home. When it's done, take it to the store. I'll make a pot tomorrow. Let's see if the customers like it. We'll make more."

Hearing Meng Luo's words, Xiao Le hurriedly said, "Don't drink too much, you have to drink in moderation, you know?"

"I know."

Meng Luo pointed to Sasha and his aunt who were sitting next to him, "They're all staring at me, I won't let you drink too much."

"Come, come, let's eat," my aunt put a lot of fish on Meng Luo's plate with serving chopsticks. "Eat more fish, it's good for your health."

"My aunt also eats it. This fish is a turbot without any spines."

Meng Luo hurriedly said.

Then, seeing Sasha eating vegetarian dishes, she blamed her for losing weight, so she took two pieces of braised pork.

Sasha lamented, "I want to lose weight!"

"You can't lose weight without starving," Xiao Le suggested as a professional doctor. "Of course, you can't eat too much. You have to eat and move to be effective."

"Has Dr. Xiao ever gained weight?"

Sasha hurriedly asked.

Xiao Le touched his chin, "Have I ever gained weight?"

"You have never been fat," Mo Cheng said with a smile, "but I have seen you chubby, very cute."

In the mission world, Xiao Le also gets fat sometimes, but it's not his own skin.

"What does it mean?"

Monroe didn't understand.

"Ahem, I have been fatter than fat, I don't remember, I was fat during adolescence, and then I lost weight," Xiao Le hurriedly changed the topic, and then asked whether my aunt was used to life in the city, and took them with her another day to play or something.

My aunt kept saying that she was used to it, and now she could only see Meng Luo, and she would follow him wherever he went.

"Yeah, it's my fault that I've been walking around at home and around the neighborhood for a while, but I didn't take my aunt out." Meng Luo patted his head, "I don't have a good memory now."

"So eat more fish," Sasha said with a smile as she picked up vegetables.

Meng Luo chuckled, "You're still talking about me, who forgot to take the key this morning?"

"Auntie, auntie, you can eat this." Sasha quickly changed the topic and brought food for auntie, "you two can do what you want."

"We can pick up vegetables ourselves," Xiao Le glanced at the braised pork, and Mo Cheng put it in a bowl for him in the next second, "See?"

Salsa can't wait to eat Xiao Le.

Xiao Le looked at Sasha's expression and ordered the meal. After the meal, he helped clean up the kitchen, and his stomach was still a little full. "You are good at cooking recently."

"In order for Sister Meng to eat more food, of course I have to work hard," Sasha proudly said, "You don't know, Sister Meng loves the food I cook the most. It’s not as delicious as mine.”

"I don't want to listen to your bragging," Xiao Le rolled his eyes, "I'm going out for a walk with Brother Cheng, and I'm going home by the way, thank you for your hospitality."

"Wait a minute," Meng Luo called to them, and took out a bag of apples, "This is grown by my friend at home, you can take it home and try it."

"Thank you," Mo Cheng took the hand, thanked him, and dragged Xiao Le away.

After they left for a few minutes, my aunt asked Meng Luo, "Aren't they brothers?"

"No." After pondering for a while, Meng Luo still told his aunt about their relationship. After all, they had to get along for a long time, but he sighed without thinking about his aunt.

"It's better in this era. When I was young, there was a third brother next door. He just liked boys. Later, his parents found out, so they caught him back and beat him up, saying it was a disease. Secretly invited God Pozhi, I saw with my own eyes that they gave the third brother a drink of spell water, it was black, and he just spit it out before being poured down another bowl."

When the old man talked about the past, he always had the feeling of telling a story. Salsa took off her apron, sat down beside Meng Luo, and listened to her aunt together.

"He was crying and begging for mercy, but his parents asked, do you still like men?"

"If he shakes his head, he will be beaten up, and then he will be fed those things, often without food, until he is forced to admit his mistakes and correct himself."

Sasha tightened her fingers unconsciously, and asked nervously, "What if you nod?"

The aunt looked at her and said softly, "He didn't nod."

"No, didn't his parents ask if you still like men? Shaking your head means you don't like it?"

Monroe was puzzled.

"No, shaking his head means he likes it, and nodding means he doesn't like it anymore."

The corners of the aunt's eyes were a little red, "Third brother was locked up in the sheepfold like this. It was so cold that winter, it was so cold to death! The family members were crying, but no matter how much they cried, they had to grit their teeth and say that he was sick and died. buried."

"Where's his lover?"

Meng Luo asked softly.

"The lover is also locked up by the family. For about half a month, when someone passed by the third brother's grave, he found that the grave was not right. It seemed that someone had turned it over." The aunt's face showed a bit of sadness. The family of the family moved the soil away, and found that the person that the third brother liked was hugging with the third brother."

"At that time, I was poor, and where there was money to buy coffins, they were all wrapped in straw mats and buried."

"Who buried them together?"

"The captain found out that before he died, he asked someone to bury them together with money, but later the two families refused to admit it, insisting that someone else did it on purpose, and they were not buried together until their death."

After the aunt finished speaking, she quickly wiped her tears, "Oh, it's been decades since I said what to do. The society is so good now. Those two children are also very happy, which is a good thing."

After finishing speaking, my aunt got up and went to the bathroom to wash her face.

Monroe and Sasha sat together in silence.

Before the aunt came out, Sasha reached out and grabbed Meng Luo, who suddenly looked at her.

Sasha said with red eyes, "I like you. I have liked you since the first day I met you. I always felt that it was a kind of happiness to keep you silently. But after you got divorced and spent time together day and night, I found that I am actually very happy." Greedy, I want to guard you all the time, not just guarding you through others."

"... Salsa."

Meng Luo's red lips moved slightly, a little at a loss.

She thought that Sasha would confess, but she didn't expect it to be in this situation.

"I said this not to ask you to promise me anything. I just heard the story of my aunt, and I don't want to miss it so regretfully. At least I want to let you know what I like. If you... find it difficult to accept, or have no way to face For me, I understand."

Sasha lowered her eyes, tears fell on her clothes, but she didn't cry out.

This silent sadness made Meng Luo feel even more uncomfortable.

"Salsa..."

Meng Luo held her hand tightly. Just as she was about to speak, her aunt came out. Sasha took a deep breath, withdrew her hand, and said with her head down, "I'm going to take a bath."

"what happened?"

The aunt, who sensed that the atmosphere was not right, asked Meng Luo softly.

Meng Luo shook his head, "Nothing."

"Girl Shasha is good, I don't know who is so lucky."

My great-aunt found the TV series I watched to the sky and started to watch them.

Meng Luo used to follow her aunt to watch it with gusto, but today she couldn't watch it anyway, and paid attention to the situation in the bathroom from time to time.

After a long time, Sasha came out in her pajamas.

Now it's October, and Sasha is wearing long-sleeved pajamas. She didn't go directly into the room, but sat next to Meng Luo and watched TV together as before, whether to get some fruit for Meng Luo and her aunt or something.

It was almost the same as usual, but Meng Luo always felt that Sasha was very sad today.

She didn't have much of a mind to watch TV either.

It was like this until the three episodes of the TV series were finished, and my aunt went to bed, and the two of them got up.

"Sister Meng, tomorrow morning I'll order some noodles and fry you two eggs?"

Seeing that Shasha was talking to him with a smile, Meng Luo suddenly stretched out his hand to pull down the corner of her raised mouth, "If you don't want to laugh, then don't laugh, otherwise it will be uglier than crying."

The corner of Sasha's mouth lowered little by little, "I will adjust myself, good night, sister Meng."

When Meng Luo saw that she was about to enter the room, he suddenly called out to her, "Sasha, can I ask you, what do you like about me?"

Sasha, who turned her back to Meng Luo, pursed her lips, "I don't know, I like it just by looking at it, and I have asked myself countless times over the years, what exactly do I like, and why can't I like others, but there is no answer. "

If she likes it, she likes it. She just likes Meng Luo. She doesn't feel anything else, no matter how good it is.

"I was married."

Meng Luo walked towards her step by step.

"I don't mind." Sasha resisted touching her heart that was about to jump out and turned her head, her eyes were firm. "Whether it's Ji Qinglin or anyone else, I don't mind."

"What about the child?"

Monroe stopped in front of her.

Sasha stretched out her hand tenderly and touched Meng Luo's eight-month-old belly, "Your child is my child. I love you and everything about you."

"Aiwujiwu?"

"It can be said that," Sasha raised her eyes to meet Meng Luo's, "as long as it is related to you, I like it."

Meng Luo smiled, and then hugged Sasha across her big belly, "Do you know that the way you are now is just like the way I ran for the so-called love desperately?"

"I'm not him, and I won't make you regret it."

Sasha hurriedly said, and also hugged her quickly.

"Then can you bear everything about me?"

"Why endure? You have nowhere to make me feel that I need to endure."

The two hugged each other, and after a long time, Meng Luo returned to his room to rest.

And Sasha was so excited that she sent Xiao Lekuang a message.

Xiao Le, who had just done "exercise", picked up his phone and looked at it, then threw it to Mo Cheng who was massaging him, "I don't want to move a single finger now, help me back, bless her."

Mo Cheng did as he did, then leaned over and kissed his forehead, "Strengthen exercise."

"Fuck off!"

Xiao Le turned over and was covered with a quilt, and after Mo Cheng had no quilt at all, he began to laugh cheerfully in the quilt again, which made Mo Cheng laugh too, and then Mo Cheng hugged him even with the quilt.

"Why do I love you so much, I can't get enough of you every day, if I can't get enough of you," Mo Cheng kissed his blushing face, his eyes full of tenderness, "It's a good thing I didn't give up, I have been chasing you around the world, otherwise we would missed."

"Then what, although I think what you said is right, you can't be like this every day, or I will apply for a single-person task when I go back, and let you work alone."

Xiao Le threatened.

"You won't," Mo Cheng hugged him tightly, "Your mouth is bigger than a duck's. In fact, you can't do without me. Our love for each other is the same."

"What happened to you today?"

Xiao Le blushed when he heard it, and couldn't help but raised his head and asked.

"I just want to tell you a little more," Mo Cheng kissed him again, "then you will agree to me to do it again..."

"Fuck you uh... shit..."

Xiao Le cursed and asked for leave the next day. He lay on his body in the morning and went to the salsa shop to check on the sour plum juice in the afternoon.

As a result, Sasha and Monroe were sitting and talking sweetly together, and my aunt was folding snack boxes with another clerk.

Seeing Xiao Le come in, Sasha waved at him, Xiao Le went over and sat down half-deadly, "Let's have something light."

Sasha and Meng Luo glanced at his waist ambiguously.

"Don't tell me, Dr. Xiao's waist is thinner than mine," Sasha said jealously.

Xiao Le laughed angrily, "You want to compare this too? Then compare your legs." He pulled up his trousers, "Look, are they thinner than yours?"

"That would be thicker," Sasha snorted softly, "but you don't have any hair at all!"

Don't ask, it's just envy!

Kiwi girl Sasha makes a jealous face.

"You have?"

Xiao Le was puzzled.

"Ahem, I have a little bit too," Meng Luoqing coughed, "I haven't been to a beauty salon for a long time, and I have to do some things."

"Yeah, I've been too busy recently, no, I have to find time to go to the beauty salon," Sasha replied while touching her face.

"Dr. Xiao? The beauty shop opened by my friend has an area for men."

Monroe warmly invited.

Xiao Le declined immediately, "Thank you for the invitation, if I go, brother Cheng will mess with me."

"how to do?"

The two women looked at Xiao Le with bright eyes and asked.

Xiao Le:...

"How to do what?"

Auntie also came to join in the fun, Xiao Le covered his face, "Auntie..."

He took it.

In the evening, when Cheng Mo came to pick him up for dinner at the restaurant he had reserved, he was punched by Xiao Le as soon as he entered the dim sum room.

Mo Cheng held it in his hand, "What's wrong?"

"It's okay, it's okay," Sasha smiled and gave them snacks, "Dr. Xiao will come back tomorrow."

"I won't come, I won't come," Xiao Le glanced at the sour plum juice on the table. He finally knew why Sasha promised Meng Luo to bring it to the store. People who like dim sum generally don't like to eat. In other words, I don't have any appetite. I feel very comfortable after drinking this sour plum juice.

Coincidentally, as soon as they entered the restaurant, they saw Sister Chen and Ji Qinglin sitting by the window.

And the seat they booked was next to Sister Chen and the others.

"Mr. Mo, Mr. Xiao, long time no see."

Sister Chen got up, smiled and shook hands with them.

Ji Qinglin stood aside obediently and greeted them.

"Hello."

Mo Cheng and Xiao Le nodded slightly, and after saying a few words, they took their seats.

Xiao Le ate without any other distractions. Seeing that he liked it, Mo Cheng asked the waiter to add more food. After the meal, Sister Chen saw Mo Cheng taking care of Xiao Le.

She couldn't help sighing with emotion in a low voice, "Their relationship is really good."

Ji Qinglin hurriedly picked up some food for her, "Sister, you eat this."

Sister Chen raised her eyes, "Don't be nervous, I'm very satisfied with you too."

Hearing the word satisfaction, Ji Qinglin felt that his whole body began to ache.

But he didn't dare to show his impatience. Sister Chen gave him a lot of things, and even specially gave him a sum of money to drive a luxury car back to his hometown, renovate his parents' house into a small villa, and then buy it for his brother's house. a car.

Now his hometown is full of praise for him, and his parents, brothers and sister-in-law are very happy, and he has come out on top.

But only he knew that these were all exchanged with his body.

If Sister Chen is not happy, even if he has something from Sister Chen, he will not live well. After all, after enjoying the high-end lifestyle, how could he be willing to return to that ordinary life.

At least Ji Qinglin was unwilling.

After Ji Qinglin and the others left, Xiao Le and the others sat for a while before leaving.

Mo Cheng took him to the bridge to see the night view, Xiao Le nestled in Mo Cheng's arms, Mo Cheng stood behind him, the windbreaker wrapped them well.

"Brother Cheng."

"Ok?"

"It's good to be with you."

"Me too."

Xiao Le smiled when he heard the words, and leaned himself on Mo Cheng relaxedly. The two of them drove home after watching the night scene for a long time.

At the beginning of December, Meng Luo gave birth to a little girl who weighed about six catties.

It took Meng Luo a day and a night to give birth.

The aunt was holding the child, looking at Meng Luo who was pushed out with distressed eyes.

Meng Luo's hair was all wet. She asked her aunt, "Where's Sasha?"

Sasha soon came over from the stairwell shaking her legs. Meng Luo looked at her knees covered with a lot of dust, and tears slipped into her hair.

"You are stupid, believe that."

Sasha just held her hand and said nothing, those red eyes said it all.

One day and one night, Sasha almost collapsed, but fortunately Meng Luo came out safely.

Xiao Le happened to be on vacation, and was out playing with Mo Cheng, and when he came back, he saw the little guy nestling in Sasha's arms and shouting.

"what happened?"

Sasha chuckled, "I just changed the diaper, it will be fine later."

"This kid is smart," said the aunt, taking out the chicken soup and asking Munro to drink more.

After Meng Luo lived in the hospital for a week, he was picked up by Mo Cheng's car.

Xiao Le helped carry the diapers and so on that he bought when he was hospitalized.