Scumbag Handbook

"Brother Mingxuan?"

Seeing him in a daze, Li Xianglan felt a little dissatisfied, but she still called out softly, with a worried expression on her face, "Are you feeling unwell? Let's sit over there."

"It's okay," Hu Mingxuan came back to his senses, and wanted to reach for the drink, but Li Xianglan quickly avoided, grabbed Hu Mingxuan's hand and smiled.

"Don't be impatient, if you agree to go home and drink, then we can only go home and drink."

"Okay," Hu Mingxuan held her hand instead, stared at her and smiled, "I'll listen to you."

Li Xianglan's cooking skills are very good, but Hu Mingxuan's food is tasteless. He asked Li Xianglan, "What kind of life do you want?"

"What kind of life? No longer being burdened by your parents, you can live freely for yourself."

Li Xianglan clasped her hands together, the corners of her eyes were slightly red.

Xiao Le, who was looking at the two with binoculars from the opposite building, clicked his tongue, "Such a good acting skill, what kind of fraudsters are you? Going to the film and television city can become a good supporting role in minutes."

"Eat," Mo Cheng stepped forward and rubbed his ears, "I'm watching."

"Okay," Xiao Le turned his head and kissed Mo Cheng, then got up to eat.

Here, Hu Mingxuan listened to her perfunctory, and after being silent for a while, asked again, "What else?"

It happened that a very sticky couple passed by not far away. Li Xianglan changed her words when she wanted to be perfunctory, "It's simple, three meals for two are enough."

Hu Mingxuan felt bitter, knowing that the one of the two she was talking about was not her, "I think so too. When we are free, we will travel together, after work, we will go shopping together, and we will clean up after dinner together. Go out for a walk again, if you like cats, we can raise whatever you like, no matter how many, if you don't like children, we can also not..."

"As long as you stay with me, even if the end of the world comes, I won't feel afraid because of you," Hu Mingxuan's words made Li Xianglan look sideways.

His future sentence has her shadow, but she can't do it.

"Brother Mingxuan, you are a good person." Perhaps it was the other party's words that softened Li Xianglan's heart at this time, "Very good person."

"You are a good person, it's not a good word now," Hu Mingxuan said with his head down, his smile was uglier than his crying.

"No way," Li Xianglan thought he was shy, and said a few more coquettish words. When Hu Mingxuan went to work, Li Xianglan said that he would wait for him at the milk tea shop opposite to get off work.

Li Xianglan was waiting for Hu Mingxuan to get off work, while Xiao Le and Mo Cheng came to Li Xianglan's house. A message made Li Xianghua obediently open the door.

"Please use it."

Li Xianghua put the brewed tea in front of the two of them, standing aside like a pug.

He didn't dare to ask how the two of them knew where he lived, so he could only stand there dryly.

"If you don't leave, do you want to make a fortune?"

Xiao Le asked.

"Isn't this thinking that I can stay and help you?"

Li Xianghua said flatteringly.

"Help me?" Xiao Le raised his eyes, "I need your help?"

"No matter how small an ant is, it can be of some use," Li Xianghua nodded and bowed, "Since this big fish has already been taken care of, why don't we let us do things for you, and the big fish can follow as soon as possible?"

"We are good citizens, don't talk nonsense," Xiao Le got up and patted him on the shoulder, "Besides, you are a person who has done so many things, why are you still getting pecked in the eye?"

As soon as the words fell, Li Xianghua saw Mo Cheng, who had been silent all this time, took out a small jammer from his body, and Li Xianghua's face changed.

Started looking around and finally found the bug under the couch!

"This....."

Li Xianghua's eyes were red.

"Although Hu Mingxuan is not good-looking, he is rich and honest. A woman with a bad past, when she wants to settle down, do you think she should choose an accomplice or an honest and rich man?" What about someone who loves her again?"

Xiao Le's words undoubtedly further stimulated Li Xianghua. He cursed a bitch and was about to destroy the bug, but Mo Cheng snatched it over and put a new one on the table.

"You ruined it, isn't that a warning?"

"You are right."

Li Xianghua held back his anger and responded repeatedly.

As soon as Mo Cheng touched the bug, the system automatically cleared the link on the memory, and in silence, Mo Cheng put the thing back to its original position.

And Li Xianghua was also very clever to install a new bug under Li Xianglan's bed.

The two slept next to each other at night, but Li Xianglan liked to go to Li Xianghua's room. Now that the bug was installed in Li Xianglan's room, he would naturally change the location of the sleeping room at night.

"We will choose a partner, but if the partner is so stupid, we won't be so stupid." Xiao Le took a sip of the cup of tea, then got up with Mo Cheng to leave, "Thank you."

"I should thank you two," Li Xianghua was really grateful, if it weren't for them, he wouldn't know what Li Xianglan's woman was up to!

After personally sending the two away, Li Xianghua vented his anger at home, and immediately called Li Xianglan, "Where are you? Wait for him to get off work?"

A sneer appeared on Li Xianghua's face, "The plan has changed, come back, and bring me some puffs by the way, I want something sweet."

Li Xianglan was taken aback when she heard this, and she hesitated, "Aren't you going to continue? It's a rare opportunity."

Li Xianghua only felt that the other party wanted to cook raw rice with Hu Mingxuan, and then kill himself, or send him to prison. He took a deep breath, "You come back first, I think there is something wrong with Hu Mingxuan."

"Ah Hua, I think this is a rare opportunity. I can't let it go. Besides, I have already told him about going to his house at night. If I change my words now, he will be even more suspicious."

Li Xianglan didn't want to miss this opportunity, she couldn't wait to leave this place with Li Xianghua.

But in Li Xianghua's ears, there was only another understanding, so he could only make up some words to coax Li Xianglan to come back quickly.

Li Xianglan hesitated for a moment, but still listened to her. Just as she was walking out of the milk tea shop, a man wearing a peaked cap brushed past her and accidentally bumped her shoulder.

At that moment, Li Xianglan only felt that the phone in his hand trembled, as if something had been electrified to the phone along his arm.

"Do you have static electricity on your body?"

The man in the mask looked at her disapprovingly, covering his arms.

Li Xianglan was also very angry, "You hit me first, why did you bite back?"

"Neuropathy."

The man rolled his eyes and left quickly.

Li Xianglan could only stamp her feet angrily.

"Brother Cheng is great," Xiao Le smiled and put his arms around the man who came over, "Now she can't argue with it."

The one wearing the mask was Mo Cheng.

Hu Mingxuan, who received a message from Li Xianglan that there was something urgent and couldn't proceed as planned tonight, was actually relieved.

Seeing him like this, colleagues joked, "Look at you like that, it seems like you have escaped a catastrophe."

"...you may be right."

Hu Mingxuan smiled and put down his phone. In fact, he had been struggling with what to do at night. Now that Li Xianglan left on his own initiative, he didn't have to think so much.

I wanted to listen to the movement of Li Xianglan's house, but I couldn't connect to it, so I took a look at the manual. If I couldn't connect, it was very likely that it was found to be dismantled.

Now the reason why Li Xianglan left came out.

Hu Mingxuan held the phone and didn't know what he was thinking for a while.

And here, as soon as Li Xianglan came home, she saw Li Xianghua sitting in front of the sofa smoking a cigarette, "What happened? Is everything you said on the phone true? What did Hu Mingxuan find?"

"Don't worry, sit down and rest, drink some water."

Li Xianghua motioned for her to sit down.

Li Xianglan saw that he was not in a hurry, and said a few words of complaints, probably if he persisted, Hu Mingxuan would be able to get it, but there was such a mistake.

He looked at the woman in front of him who had just followed him out to mix society. It has been five or six years now, and she still looks so good-looking and young.

Why did you let the other party follow in the first place?Maybe it's because one person is too lonely and needs to be accompanied by someone, and this person is also good-looking.

"Alan," Li Xianghua suddenly called out, and Li Xianglan looked up at him.

"You haven't called me by my name for a long time."

Li Xianghua smiled slightly, stretched out his hand and pinched her face, "Are you tired after following me all these years?"

"I'm not tired, I just want to be with you."

"I want to hear the truth."

Li Xianghua shook his head and withdrew his hand.

Li Xianglan pursed her lips, and stepped forward to hug him, "Actually, I'm a little tired. I want to live a peaceful life, no longer wander around, no longer have to take a black car to go anywhere, and I can't call the police if something happens. I can't wait to end this dreadful day!"

"Ah Hua, after Hu Mingxuan's money arrives, let's leave here. Let's go abroad, spend a sum of money, create two new identities, and go abroad to start again, okay?"

Li Xianglan hugged him tightly and said.

Li Xianghua responded with a fake smile, "Okay."

It turned out that I was really tired.

"I said, as long as you don't betray me, I will always treat you well. You know that I have no other woman besides you these years."

Li Xianghua cupped her face and stared into her eyes, "You won't betray me, will you?"

"Of course! I will never betray you! If you die, I will not live!"

Li Xianglan said excitedly.

"I am dead?"

Li Xianghua was like a bullshit, Xiao Le laughed when he heard it.

"How could I die?"

"I, let me use an analogy, of course I know you will not die."

Li Xianglan felt that she had said something wrong, so she quickly explained.

But Li Xianghua had already been disappointed in her in these few conversations.

"It's okay, I believe you, where are the puffs? I want to eat them."

"Here," Li Xianglan handed over the box, "Eat less, I have to eat at night."

Li Xianghua still kept stuffing puffs into his mouth, but didn't listen to her words. Seeing this, Li Xianglan smiled softly and let him go.

"What do you think Li Xianghua will do?"

Xiao Le nestled in Mo Cheng's arms, pulled down the earphones and leaned over to ask.

"He will let Li Xianglan go to prison first, and resist his serious crime," Mo Cheng knew Li Xianghua too well.

As for Hu Mingxuan, it was the first time he bought a lot of wine and went home, got himself drunk, and kept calling Li Xianglan's name.

Li Xianghua waited for Li Xianglan to fall asleep, picked up her mobile phone and checked it several times, but found no doubts, until he clicked on the entertainment item, and there was a small earphone icon inside, he got up and went to the balcony to click on it. tapping.

"Oh, I actually..."

Li Xianghua didn't know what to laugh at himself.

He smoked for half the night on the balcony, then went back to bed and lay down, hugged Li Xianglan and said softly, "Do you love me?"

Li Xianglan was half awake from the strong smell of smoke, and when she heard this, she replied, "Of course..."

"Then you have to prove it to me."

Li Xianghua kissed her forehead, hugged her tightly, and soon fell asleep.

The next morning, Xiao Le opened the door of Hu Mingxuan with a wire, and together with Mo Cheng, took Hu Mingxuan, who was drinking a little bit of stomach bleeding, to the hospital.

When Hu Mingxuan woke up, it was almost noon.

"Brother Hu, why did you drink yourself like this? If I didn't hear that something was wrong inside, something serious would happen to you."

Xiao Le put the porridge on the cabinet, helped him up first, and then set the table for him to drink the porridge.

"Thank you."

Hu Mingxuan was very embarrassed and troubled them.

"No matter what happens in the future, don't make fun of your body," Xiao Le persuaded, pointing to his mobile phone, "There are several calls in the morning, take a look, I'll get you a basin of water , you wash your face."

After speaking, he thoughtfully got up and left.

Hu Mingxuan picked up the phone and looked, all the calls were from Li Xianglan and Li Xianghua.

He silently put down his phone, finished his drink, and washed his face again. The doctor said he had to infuse for two more days, so Xiao Le went back to get him a change of clothes. Hu Mingxuan really didn't know how to thank him.

Originally, Mo Cheng wanted to say that he would keep watch at night, but Hu Mingxuan hurriedly persuaded him to leave.

The person in the same ward was discharged early in the morning, and now he is alone. Hu Mingxuan called Li Xianglan back, "I'm on a business trip."

"...But Brother Mingxuan, I have been to your company, and your colleague said that you resigned. What happened? Where are you now?"

As she spoke, Li Xianglan's voice was still crying.

In the past, Hu Mingxuan wished to appear in front of Li Xianglan to wipe her tears, but now he suddenly felt nothing, his silence made Li Xianglan a little flustered, insisting on telling him where he was, and coming to find him.

"I'm in my hometown now, going home to sweep my grandfather's grave."

Li Xianglan felt relieved, "Then when will you come back?"

"In two days, Xianglan, I have something to tell you when I come back."

Li Xianglan suddenly thought of a marriage proposal, and she smiled sweetly, "I'll wait for you to come back."

"what did he say?"

Li Xianghua asked.

"He wants to propose to me," the sweet smile on Li Xianglan's face has not yet dissipated, making Li Xianghua's face almost turn green.

"Then you have to catch people, there are not many opportunities."

"Of course, I know how to do it."

Li Xianglan touched her face and replied with some complacency.

But her every move will only make Li Xianghua feel that Li Xianglan wants to get rid of herself and really be with Hu Mingxuan.

Thinking of the software in Li Xianglan's phone and the bug under the bed, he lowered his eyes, "Of course I know what you will do."

In the middle of the night, Hu Mingxuan was woken up by the nurse, who was also startled by his reaction, and then smiled softly, "Let me take your temperature."

The voice is nice, and the appearance is also very handsome.

Hu Mingxuan was very embarrassed, "Sorry, I..."

"It's okay, put it away, I'll pick it up later."

After the nurse gave him the temperature measurement, he went to the next ward.

After Hu Mingxuan obediently obeyed and waited for a few minutes, the nurse came back and looked at the thermometer, "I have a fever, I'll go to the doctor on duty."

The doctor on duty came soon, and after questioning Hu Mingxuan, the problem was not serious, and asked the nurse to check his temperature the next morning.

Hu Mingxuan heard the doctor on duty call him Nurse Li.

My surname is Li.

Hu Mingxuan fell asleep not long after he lay down. Nurse Li came over to take his temperature in the morning, "It's down, don't drink so much next time, it's easy to cause accidents if you catch a cold after drinking."

Nurse Li glanced at Hu Mingxuan with a smile and said.

"I won't."

Hu Mingxuan also knew that his behavior was wrong, so he blushed.

Seeing him like this, Nurse Li smiled again, handed over shifts with her colleagues, and got off work.

When Xiao Le and Mo Cheng came to see him in the hospital, Hu Mingxuan sat on the bed and didn't know what he was thinking.

"Brother Hu, is he feeling better today?"

"It's much better," Hu Mingxuan smiled happily when he saw them coming with fruits, "Why are you so polite, I'm very happy to see me."

He has no friends. After his grandfather passed away, he thought he cared about him when he met Li Xianglan and his brother, but he still lied to him. However, Xiao Le and the others, who had only met a few times, cared so much about him. clearly.

"What's the matter, by the way, why haven't you seen your girlfriend over the past few days?"

Xiao Le poked his heart, "I haven't seen it before."

"We... are breaking up."

Hu Mingxuan's words startled the two of them, after all he was very paranoid, how could he let go so easily?

"What's the matter? We have to communicate well if we have something to do. We can't just break up just because we said we broke up. We were so beautiful when we were together. Think about it carefully, Brother Hu."

What Xiao Le said reminded Hu Mingxuan how they met.

"I was very dizzy that day. She showed up and took me to the hospital. She took good care of me for two days. My ideal type is so gentle, and the home I want is also warm."

But everything is an illusion.

Hu Mingxuan smiled bitterly, "Perhaps, I just like her gentleness and the kindness she treats me. Think about it carefully, compared with real warmth, false warmth hurts more than indifference. When my grandfather passed away, he pulled me My hand said, you must live the life you want to live, and I seem to... make a mess of everything..."

The person I thought I liked hated me so much and lied to me that I just met by chance, but I was willing to send myself to the hospital and come to take care of me. Even the nurses in the hospital are so good.

So sincere.

"You don't just go after some things blindly, you have to have a pair of eyes to distinguish good from evil, and a heart to feel emotions."

Mo Cheng's words made Hu Mingxuan think about it until the day he was discharged from the hospital.

"Don't come next time."

When Nurse Li gave him a discharge certificate, she smiled.

"Not coming, not coming."

Hu Mingxuan scratched his head, "I'm sorry to trouble you these days."

"What are you polite, come here, sign here."

Nurse Li smiled and gave him the pen.

After Hu Mingxuan signed, he looked at Nurse Li, who was taken aback, "What's wrong with my face?"

"No, I just think you're really pretty."

Nurse Li blushed immediately.

After Hu Mingxuan came to his senses, he also blushed and hurried away.

"This man's mouth is really sweet, don't be fooled."

The colleague whispered in Nurse Li's ear.

"Stop talking, people might say it casually," Nurse Li hurriedly told her to stop.

When Li Xianglan dressed up and came to the agreed cafe, Hu Mingxuan was already waiting there.

Li Xianglan originally thought that the other party would propose marriage, but waited for the other party to break up.

She couldn't believe her ears, "You, you say it again?"