Scumbag Handbook

He was a little uncomfortable, and only one of the dormitory passed the exam. While congratulating his roommates, Zhang Xiangui also looked at his balance and felt that he could not stay for another year, so he began to work and study.

Only when he really stepped into the society did he realize how cruel the society is. With a meager salary, he was as tired as a dog, and continued to read books and brush questions at night.

When he was irritable, Zhang Jun came to visit him and bought some fruit. Seeing his listless look, Zhang Jun smiled and said, "Tired?"

Zhang Jun scratched his head in embarrassment, "Sister, I only now know how difficult it is for you, and I am still so ignorant that I only ask you for money, and I don't want you to bear it alone."

"It's all over. Now I'm doing well. Your brother-in-law proposed to me. We're choosing a date." Zhang Jun showed the ring on his hand with a happy face. "When I have a small family, I can share it with you." You'll also have less focus, and you'll have to hold yourself up."

"I know," Zhang Xiangui felt sour, his sister no longer belonged to him completely, "My sister's wife is very good, and his family is also good, but if he bullies you, I will still beat him!"

"You and Xiao Le said the same thing."

Zhang Jun covered his mouth with a smile, had lunch with Zhang Xiangui again, and then drove away.

She took the driver's license test, and Long Haitao rarely used the car when going to work, because his home was on the opposite street, so Zhang Jun drove more when he went out.

Zhang Jun also bought a small house last year, spent all his savings, and borrowed some from Wu Miao and Xiao Le. The monthly payment is [-] yuan, and the pressure is not too great.

And the house that Long Haitao bought was also decorated. Before proposing, Long Haitao took Zhang Jun to add his name.

On the second day after they sent out the invitation, Long Haitao forwarded it to Zhang Jun Babawan.

"What is this for?"

Zhang Jun asked him.

"The bride price, I can't give much now, but I will treat you well in the future, I swear," Long Haitao raised his hand and said.

Zhang Jun pinched his face, "Idiot."

When they got married, Xiao Le and Mo Cheng went together. When the couple came to toast, Mo Cheng said to Zhang Jun, "I owe you a thank you. You didn't wake me up by scolding me, so I don't know what I would miss."

Hearing the second half of the sentence, Zhang Jun always felt weird, until one day when he was on the street with Wu Miao and his godson who was over a year old, and saw Xiao Le being kissed by Mo Cheng, he didn't understand these two words. What's wrong with my brother.

"What the hell am I misunderstanding?"

Zhang Jun covered his face in embarrassment.

When Xiao Le saw them, he even pulled Mo Cheng forward to say hello.

Wu Miao hugged her son, looked at Mo Cheng, then at Xiao Le.

Zhang Jun didn't look at this, nor did he look at that.

On the contrary, Xiao Le re-introduced generously, "This is my brother and my lover. We have already obtained a certificate in country K. When I chased my brother before, it was not very smooth. Sister Jun helped me a lot. We think Invite you to dinner, you are at our house tonight, please come."

After speaking, I said goodbye to them and went shopping.

"My God," Wu Miao said to Zhang Jun, who was even more embarrassed, while touching her son's bald head, "Are you still assisting?"

"I, I didn't know there was such a thing between them!"

Zhang Jun covered his face.

But they went in the evening, and brought presents.

This is not the first time they have come to Xiao Le's home, but after learning about the relationship between Xiao Le and them this time, Wu Miao and Zhang Jun discovered that many things are for couples, and Mo Cheng is cold-faced and warm-hearted. Xiao Le is actually very caring.

After the relationship between Xiao Le and Mo Cheng became clear, Zhang Jun and Wu Miao liked to chat with him more, and occasionally drove.

In the second year, Zhang Xiangui was finally admitted to graduate school, and made a girlfriend in the same year, who was his classmate.

When he brought the milk tea shop, Xiao Le only felt that the two were really destined and they were still together.

In the last life, these two people sucked Zhang Jun's blood together, but in this life, it will not happen.

The current Zhang Jun is rational enough.

After Zhang Xiangui graduated from graduate school, the two were going to get married, and the girlfriend's family wanted 18 dowry gifts, and on top of that, they had to have a house and a car here.

Not to mention the bride price, Zhang Xiangui didn't have a house or a car.

At this time, the girlfriend thought of Zhang Jun and wanted Zhang Xiangui to ask his sister for some money.

"You are the only family she has, and she will help us."

Hearing this, Zhang Xiangui looked at his girlfriend and said word by word, "I can't get anything out, it's because I'm incapable, it's fine if I'm incapable, and I'm planning on my sister, then I'm not only incapable, but also useless Man, do you really like such a man?"

The girlfriend was taken aback for a moment, and then said after a while, "We borrow it, and we can pay it back later."

"If you are willing to give me time, I will use two years to fulfill your family's requirements, you..."

Finally broke up.

My girlfriend felt that Zhang Xiangui couldn't do it in two years, so why bother to write this empty check.

Zhang Xiangui dragged his brother-in-law to get drunk, woke up the next day and started looking for a job, and finally found a good company. Two years later, not only did he have a house and a car, but also refurbished the house in his hometown, and returned it to Zhang Jun. Bought a small car worth tens of thousands.

Zhang Jun chose it by himself, but Zhang Xiangui insisted on buying it for him. The one he chose was 10,000+. She felt that there was no need for the scooter to be so expensive. Seeing her happy, Zhang Xiangui was also happy, "Sister, I will take care of you from now on."

"There are our father and son."

Long Haitao hugged his son and pushed him away.

Zhang Xiangui took his nephew, "Come on, uncle will take you to ride the rocking car."

Seeing their family talking and laughing, Xiao Le and Mo Cheng also looked at each other and smiled.

Generally speaking, this task is relatively simple. One is that they came at a good time, and the other is that Zhang Xiangui is not completely incurable.

"Why are you staring blankly there? Come and drink tea!"

Zhang Jun waved to Xiao Le and the others. They have long been close friends and will be together for the rest of their lives.

"I'm coming."

Xiao Le pulled Mo Cheng forward, under the sun, it was full of their laughter.

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"Xianglan! I'm sorry, I'm late for the company meeting."

A young man with an ordinary appearance about 1.7 meters ran towards a girl with an orchid temperament standing alone outside the movie theater.

"It's okay." The girl's voice was very soft. She was wearing a light blue dress, and when she raised her head and smiled, it made people want to care for each other. "I just arrived, brother Mingxuan, drink some water."

As he spoke, he handed over the bottle of mineral water in his hand.

"Thank you," Hu Mingxuan naturally knew that the girl was lying to him, and must have been here for a long time, but in order not to make himself feel guilty, he said that he had not come early, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt distressed, "Let's go shopping after watching the movie."

"Okay."

Li Xianglan smiled sweetly, stepped forward and took Hu Mingxuan's arm, and entered the cinema together affectionately.

At this time, the two young people followed closely behind.

"Brother Mingxuan, sister, this way!"

When they reached the floor where they watched the movie, a young man about 1.8 meters high waved at them.

Hu Mingxuan was not surprised that his girlfriend's younger brother was there, after all, from the beginning of their acquaintance, the two of them always went out together.

Besides, he was able to catch up with Li Xianglan thanks to his brother Li Xianghua's assist.

"It's here!"

As soon as Hu Mingxuan finished speaking, two people behind them passed them, and then rushed towards Li Xianghua. The taller man punched Li Xianghua in the face, while another young man who was slightly shorter kicked Li Xianghua directly. Between the legs!

"what!!"

Li Xianghua fell to the ground with his legs clamped tightly, screaming in cold sweat.

But the beaters didn't stop. One kicked hard with his feet, and the other hit Li Xianghua hard in the face with his fist.

"Ah, what are you doing?! Stop it for me!"

Hu Mingxuan was stunned when Li Xianghua was beaten, and his girlfriend Li Xianglan was the first to react. The other party's yelling made Hu Mingxuan quickly step forward to hold him back, and he went to pull the beating two people by himself.

As a result, he was so flexible that Hu Mingxuan couldn't catch him at all. Li Xianglan yelled at the security guards, and soon several security guards came up to grab him.

"How are you, Hua?!"

Li Xianglan pushed away Hu Mingxuan, who was still explaining the situation to the security guard, and knelt on the ground half hugging Li Xianghua, who had a bruised nose and a swollen face, feeling distressed.

She touched the other person's face for a while, and touched Li Xianghua's clamped leg for a while. Fortunately, although Li Xianghua was in pain, his reason was still there. He quickly grabbed Li Xianglan's hand and whispered, "Be careful." , Are these two fucking bastards sick! Call the police..."

Hearing the other party's reminder, Li Xianglan quickly withdrew her hand, and told Hu Mingxuan, who was pushed into a daze, to call the police with tears in her eyes.

"Call the police? Report it," Xiao Le shook his legs arrogantly, "I also want to know, what's your name."

Xiao Le's words immediately reminded the two of them. Li Xianglan was obviously panicked, and Li Xianghua was better than her. He asked Li Xianglan to help him up, and he limped forward to look at Xiao Le and Mo Xiaole enduring the pain. Cheng.

"I don't know what you're talking about, but the matter of beating someone is unclear and hard to get through, I think it can be resolved on the spot, and no one wants to make a fuss in the police station, so let's go out and find a place to have a good talk. "

And Hu Mingxuan just hung up the phone when he heard this, he coughed and said, "Well, I just called the police."

"Who told you to call the police! Tell them not to come!"

Li Xianglan's scream startled Hu Mingxuan, but his mobile phone was snatched immediately. Li Xianglan quickly called back and said that the matter could be resolved in private, and asked them not to use it.

"My sister doesn't want to go to the police station and make everyone look bad, sister, can you calm down!"

Li Xianghua glanced at Li Xianglan with warning eyes, Li Xianglan wiped away tears, walked to Hu Mingxuan and whispered, "I'm sorry Brother Mingxuan, I was also scared."

"No, it doesn't matter."

Hu Mingxuan suppressed the strangeness in his heart, looked at the onlookers, and said, "Then let's talk in another place."

"Brother Mingxuan, you send my sister home first, and I will handle it myself, she is terrified."

"I... Brother Mingxuan, I'm afraid."

Li Xianglan wanted to refuse at first, but when she met Li Xianghua's eyes, she changed her words.

This blunt change of words made Xiao Le chuckle. He broke away from the security guard's hand, and said to Li Xianghua, who was not very good-looking, "Okay, let's go out and talk, everyone, there is a misunderstanding, let's go out and talk by ourselves."

Mo Cheng also pushed away the security guards in front of him, stood beside Li Xianghua with Xiao Le, and left the cinema together.

"Don't worry, I'll take you back first, and then I'll come over to see what's going on."

Hu Mingxuan said to Li Xianglan.

At this moment, Li Xianglan, who had calmed down a lot, thought of what Xiao Le said just now, she would definitely not dare to let him go, so she hugged Hu Mingxuan and tremblingly said, "I'm afraid..."

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'll take you home right away."

Hu Mingxuan stammered and hugged the other party, not seeing the other party's disgusted face at all.

They have been dating for half a year, and the time when they are the most intimate is also now.

When Hu Mingxuan was driving, he was still a little dizzy, and he sent Li Xianglan to the door of his house. He wanted to leave, but was hugged by Li Xianglan again, "Don't go, I'm afraid alone."

"But your brother..."

"It's okay, I don't know those two people, there must be some misunderstanding, just let it go," Li Xianglan raised her head, showing her lovely face, "I really need someone to accompany me right now."

Hu Mingxuan was dragged into the house foolishly.

And here, Li Xianghua, who said he was talking about, didn't give Xiao Le and the others a chance to go to a different place, pointing to a teahouse and saying to go there to talk.

In the end, Xiao Le asked for a private room, and beat him up together with Mo Cheng. Before beating him this time, they gagged Li Xianghua's mouth.

There is no way, if I don’t give a beating, I always feel unhappy.

After the fight, Xiao Le sat on the chair carelessly, with fresh tea in front of him, and Mo Cheng stood beside the man lying on the ground, looking at him indifferently.

"I beg you, I, I was beaten, there must be an explanation, right? Brothers, where did I go wrong, you tell me, I can change it!"

Li Xianghua, who huddled on the ground, begged.

"You still need to give an explanation? How old are you?"

Xiao Le picked up the teacup and got up and came to Li Xianghua. The teacup in his hand was shaking slightly. Li Xianghua swallowed nervously, afraid that the other party would pour hot tea on him!

"Big brother, grandpa, grandpa," Li Xianghua knelt on the ground and kowtowed, enduring the pain, "I was wrong, I was wrong, no matter what the reason is, I was wrong, I will never dare again, please Let me go please!"

"Just let you go like that?"

Xiao Le raised his other hand and rubbed his thumb and index finger.

Li Xianghua understood this money-making action immediately, and he forced a little smile on his bruised and swollen face, "I have it, I have it, grandpa, can I transfer money through WeChat?"

"Okay," Xiao Le took out his phone and asked Li Xianghua to scan it.

Li Xianghua was about to tap to pay to scan, but was kicked by Mo Cheng, "Why, can't you add a friend?"

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Am I afraid that I am not worthy?"

Li Xianghua kept scolding his mother in his heart, but he was extremely humble in his mouth. After adding Xiao Le as a friend, he turned around [-], and then carefully looked at Xiao Le's face.

He figured it out, even though Xiao Le was smaller among the two, he was still the boss in the end!

Xiao Le glanced at the teacup in his hand, and suddenly smiled at Li Xianghua, "Look at how beautiful my teacup is, is it only worth [-]?"

"Grandpa, I really don't have much money. I even saved some food money, and I will transfer it all to you!"

Li Xianghua felt bitter, and turned another five thousand, and continued, "I really lost a penny! Forgive me, grandpas!"

Xiao Le didn't speak, the smile on his face gradually cooled down, and then Li Xianghua saw Mo Cheng take out a knife, Li Xianghua swallowed.

"Don't, don't, let's talk if we have something to say."

"If you say one more word, I'll let him slash and pull the knife one more time, and finally cut off your evil root, throw it into the toilet and flush it down the sewer."

Xiao Le's calm words brought great fear to Li Xianghua.

Having been in the society for so many years, he can naturally tell the truth from the lies, and looking at Mo Cheng's murderous appearance, he can tell that he has seen blood!

"I was wrong, I was wrong! I will turn, I will turn right away!"

He transferred another [-], the upper limit of the bank card was reached, and he couldn't transfer anymore, Xiao Le didn't speak, just looked at him like that.

Li Xianghua opened a certain payment with trembling hands, and Mo Cheng picked up his mobile phone to see that there was [-] in it.

He transferred everything to Xiao Le.

Xiao Le looked at the 13 and raised his eyebrows, "That's all? You've been playing tricks for half a year, and Hu Mingxuan for another half a year. How did you cheat so little money?"

Xiao Le's words made Li Xianghua tremble all over. He didn't know how to offend these two unruly people, and he was also informed of all his plans, "I, we just share some food, besides, this long-term meal ticket, you have to take it easy .”

"13 for half a year is not too easy, did you spend some money? How much did you cheat in total?"

Li Xianghua replied honestly, "Less than 20."

"Not bad," Xiao Le got up and looked at him, "What should I call you? Li Xianghua or Luo Hua?"

After his real name was called out, Li Xianghua became more honest. He licked his face and said, "You can call him whatever you want, Grandpa."

"I don't have such a worthless grandson like you," Xiao Le slapped him forcefully, Li Xianghua lay on the ground and dared not move, "Who gave you the guts to get the prey we're eyeing on our territory? Some money is considered as interest, this time it is you who clean up, but next time, it will be that Li Xianglan."

"Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes," Li Xianghua was shocked, he just felt that he had offended the local boss.

"This tea is sold to you, drink it slowly."

Xiao Le opened the door and went out first. When Mo Cheng walked to the door, Li Xianghua carefully raised his head, but he caught a glimpse of the hand wooden warehouse in Mo Cheng's hand. He felt cold all over, and quickly lowered his head, shouting, "Grandpas, slow down!" Walk!"

The one who can get that thing must be a boss!How could it be so unlucky!

"It's just a toy gun, he really doesn't know what to buy."

"It's just a little fly, that is, Hu Mingxuan's mind was fascinated by Li Xianglan, and he didn't even know that he was set up by a fraudulent couple."

The two who walked out of the teahouse talked to each other.

And Li Xianghua in the private room of the teahouse didn't dare to move at all. He didn't limp out of the teahouse until he received a message from Li Xianglan an hour later.

Naturally, he looked so embarrassed that it was not easy to walk on the street, so he found a nearby hotel, but when people saw him like this, they almost wanted to call the police. Li Xianghua could only walk, and ordinary taxis would not stop. The car is a private car, and the other party is a big man with tattoos.

"Is something wrong, kid? Where are you going? I'll pull you."

Li Xianghua got into the car and reported his location.

When he arrived, the big man opened his mouth and came, "1000 yuan."

"You grab it!"

The big man chuckled, took out a knife and put it on his neck, "You're right, you are really a worm in my stomach, boss let me tell you, you'd better be honest, otherwise don't blame our brothers Trouble with you."

Hearing this, Li Xianghua trembled. He wanted to pay, but there was no money on WeChat, nor did a certain Alipay.

I could only call Li Xianglan, "Is the person gone? No? Forget it, come down and pay me quickly! Come down by yourself and bring a thousand, you know?"

"Two thousand, isn't my time time?"

The big man said fiercely.

Li Xianghua could only change his words, "Two thousand, come down by yourself, I have something to say."

In the end, Hu Mingxuan still followed, he was worried that his girlfriend would come down alone, Li Xianghua gave Li Xianglan a sneaky look, and asked Hu Mingxuan to help him to sit in the pavilion for a while, but Li Xianglan gritted his teeth and gave 2000 yuan.

The big man made a phone call after driving away, "Brother Mo, it's done, this kid is scared to death."

After hanging up the phone, he took the towel under the cushion and wiped off the tattoo in two or three strokes.

And Hu Mingxuan over here was really angry when he saw that Li Xianghua had many more injuries, "Call the police!"

Li Xianghua shook his head, "It's our parents who owe the money and don't pay it back. It's only natural for people to ask us for money."

The family background they made up for Hu Mingxuan was that there was a pair of parents who were addicted to gambling. They sold their house and car, regardless of their siblings' life and death, and owed a lot of debts.

After Hu Mingxuan and Li Xianglan got in touch, Hu Mingxuan gave them 20 yuan to pay off their debts. I originally wanted to use this excuse to continue asking for money from Hu Mingxuan, but now it’s all right. The excuse is here, but the money is fucking But it was transferred away!

"Didn't you pay it back?"

Hu Mingxuan was shocked.

"Maybe I owe you again." Li Xianghua smiled wryly, "Brother Mingxuan, I'll go back and lie down for a while."

"Brother Mingxuan, go back first, I will take good care of my younger brother." Li Xianglan didn't know what was going on, so she could only follow Li Xianghua's words, and she shed a few tears, "You have helped us a lot, can't I will trouble you again."

"What is this saying, we are a couple, your business is my business, how much do you owe?"

Hu Mingxuan asked.