Scumbag Handbook

"Yes, yes."

Zhou Su nodded again and again, Xiao Le wanted him to write it down, so he asked again, "Is Brother Su literate?"

"No," Zhou Su was a little ashamed, "I know my name."

"That's not bad, let me teach you arithmetic first, simple arithmetic, you won't be scammed for money even if you learn it."

Xiao Le found one of his dowry boxes, took out the abacus inside, and talked with Zhou Su all morning. Zhou Su was very smart, Xiao Le was happy to teach, and Zhou Su was also satisfied with learning.

The Mo family kept him here for lunch, Zhou Su thought about it and went back.

He didn't go to work in the fields this morning, so he still had to cook food. At least his reputation couldn't be completely ruined. Otherwise, the Zhou family would think that he had some small thoughts when they heard the news.

"You eat first and then go back to make it."

Their family had dinner earlier than ordinary people's, so Zhou Su was not in a hurry to go back after eating.

"You don't eat now, you cook after you go back, Aunt Zhao will definitely tell you when she comes back, how can you have the appetite to eat?"

Xiao Le held him back and refused to let him go, so Zhou Su went back to cook after eating at Mo's house.

Xu made sense, Zhao Yunfeng didn't go to the town anymore, and went to the field with his parents today, and they came back shortly after Zhou Su cooked the meals.

Zhao's mother and Xiao Le said that as soon as they entered the yard, they were angry with Zhou Su, and Zhou Su was deaf, and he didn't eat anything. opened the mouth.

"Mother, there's not much work in the field anymore, and I won't go to town, so I can get over with it. When there were only three of us in the past, isn't it over?"

When Zhao's mother heard the family of three, she glanced at Zhou Su who was hanging her head. She immediately felt more comfortable, and said, "Yes, our family of three used to live like this, who knows now..."

Zhao Yunfeng didn't mean it that way. He was embarrassed when he heard the words, and he wanted to say a few more words to ease the embarrassment. As a result, Zhou Su had already started to clean up the dishes, and went directly into the kitchen without even looking at him. He saw Zhao Yunfeng standing at the door waiting for him.

"Is something wrong?"

Zhou Su asked.

"...I didn't mean that just now, my mother..."

"It doesn't matter," Zhou Su replied indifferently, "there is no husband and wife relationship between us, and I don't need to please her. I can do the work at home, and I don't have to do the work in the field if I don't want to." go?"

".....Can."

Zhao Yunfeng was so suffocated that he didn't say a word when he was working in the afternoon, while Xiao Le came to Zhao's house to continue studying with Zhou Su.

After about half a month like this, Zhou Su couldn't be troubled by ordinary arithmetic, and Xiao Le also started to teach him how to read and write.

In order not to let the Zhao family have so much opinion and make Zhou Su feel uncomfortable, occasionally Xiao Le would send over small things that Mo Cheng called back.

After all, it's hot, so it won't last long.

Under the bribery of these "oils and waters", Zhao's mother's gossip has indeed decreased, and Xiao Le will greet her warmly when she comes.

No, Xiao Le came to the door again with the dim sum he made with Mo's mother, "Auntie, Uncle, try it."

He took out a wooden bowl of unattractive ones for Zhao's mother and the others, and then took Zhou Su to the hillside to eat dim sum that looked good and tasted good while looking at the scenery of the village.

"You deliver things here every now and then, and I look fat." Zhou Su poked Xiao Le's arm, "You still have to live at home, so don't keep delivering things here."

"I have to fatten you up so that you can be healthy and work for me in the future?"

Xiao Le gave Zhou Su another piece of snack, and Zhou Su sighed while eating, "If my mother knew, I was not fattened by a man, but by a brother, I don't know how I feel. "

"It must be in a good mood. Speaking of auntie," Xiao Le smiled wickedly, "My sister delivered the news."

Zhou Su's eyes lit up, and he looked at him eagerly.

"Master Zhou is a mercenary master. Once he knows that our Xiao family wants your mother because of you, or because of our relationship, he will definitely not let her go so easily, or put it more viciously..."

"He will poison my mother and ask me to go back every month to get the temporary antidote," Zhou Su took Xiao Le's words and sneered, "Then he uses us in exchange for greater benefits. I have heard of his kind Whereabouts, that person is related to the old lady's family."

After speaking, goose bumps appeared on Zhou Su's body.

"Brother Su, listen to me," Xiao Le put his hand on his shoulder, calling him, "My sister means that she wants to know about my aunt's childhood, do you remember her family? The deed must be in Mrs. Zhou's hands, and if you want to take it away, the best way is for her family to take your mother away."

There is a law in the national law: if a maidservant or servant has served the master's house for more than 20 years without major disasters, relatives will come to redeem the master's house and release them.

"We have to follow the laws of the country, and Master Zhou has nothing to do."

"But, will he still be poisoned?"

Zhou Su said worriedly.

"Then you don't know, do you? In previous years, there were such incidents where family members just took people away and died suddenly. After the government convicted the master, every time they released people, the family members Take it to the government to ask the doctor to check his body, so he dare not."

When the businessman and the government confront each other, it is a dead end.

"Ahem, one more word, who is my sister's suitor?"

Xiao Le pointed to his hat.

Zhou Su's brain was wide open, and he took a breath, "Heaven, Son of Heaven?!"

Xiao Le: "...Brother Su, you really dare to think about it."

"......no?"

Zhou Su blushed.

"It's the magistrate," Xiao Le covered his forehead, "If it's the emperor, then how powerful my sister is."

Zhou Su continued to blush, "...that's amazing."

"Yeah, I didn't expect her to be so powerful."

Get them a backer.

Tsk tsk tsk, it really is produced by the system.

Xiao Le wiped his face, "Come on, let's go shopping."

"Row."

Zhou Su carried the food box and did not let Xiao Le get his hands on it. The two walked around before returning home.

Mo Cheng was chopping firewood, saw him come back and said, "There are bird eggs boiled for you in the pot."

"Yo, when did you touch it?"

"Sent by some children in the village, thank you for the sparrow I gave them last time."

Mo Cheng laughed.

"Where are father and mother?"

"Ama Huang passed away, they went to help."

Xiao Le paused, "When did it happen?"

"The Huang family came to report the funeral as soon as you left." Mo Cheng stepped forward and touched his ear, "Go and eat eggs, and then we will go there."

"it is good."

When Xiao Le and Mo Cheng arrived at Huang's house, they also saw Zhou Su.

Zhou Su came over, "It should be that we walked on the hillside before."

"I've heard that too," Xiao Le sighed, and together with Zhou Su and the others, they went forward to salute the old man's coffin, then walked out of the main room, and stood together to talk.

Mo Cheng went to help.

While Xiao Le and Zhou Su were talking, a younger brother came by. Everyone in the village knew that Xiao Le had a good family background, and it must be good to have some friendship with him.

"Don't you want to see lantern flowers? There are over there, I'll take you there."

Zhou Su saw that Xiao Le was unhappy, so he said this and dragged him away.

"Brother Su is really annoying!"

"That's right, he has been pestering Brother Le, and we are not allowed to talk anymore."

"That's right, and have you heard that Zhao Dalang and Mo Dalang have gotten closer recently."

"That must be the Zhao family's success."

The brothers chattered, and Xiao Le looked at the bright red flowers that looked like lanterns in front of him, and he was full of love, "It's so beautiful."

"This flower is easy to feed and has a good color, but the old man said it is unlucky, so no one in this village grows it except for Huang Ah who likes this flower."

Zhou Su talked about it.

Huang Ah Mo came here from famine, and was brought home by Huang Ah Uncle to become a husband. Knowing that Huang Ah Mo’s hometown is full of lantern flowers, Huang Ah Uncle deliberately found flower seeds and planted them around the yard. Every year, Lantern Flowers During the blooming season, the courtyard of Huang's family is very beautiful inside and out.

"Uncle Huang left last month. I left shortly after I got married. I didn't expect this month..."

Amo Huang followed suit.

The two looked at the flowers in front of them, and they were a little silent.

After a while, Zhou Su said again, "Actually, they are very happy in this life."

"Yes, very happy."

Xiao Le touched the lantern flower, and the flower swayed gently, as if agreeing with what they said.

Huang Ah's funeral was sent up the mountain after two days, Zhou Su followed Xiao Le these two days, and Zhao Yunfeng followed Mo Cheng.

"Brother Mo, did you get any results from what you said about walking the darts?"

When Zhao Yunfeng and Mo Cheng went down the mountain, he asked.

"Yes, but it's quite dangerous. Are you sure you can do it?"

"I have learned boxing for a few years, and then my master fell ill, and I didn't stop. Would you like to try my martial arts?"

"Okay, where are you going?"

"Go to my house."

Zhao Yunfeng resisted his excitement and replied.

Their home is at the foot of this mountain, so it is indeed closer.

Xiao Le happened to be playing with Zhou Su at Zhao's house. Seeing them coming back together, Xiao Le asked Mo Cheng curiously, and Mo Cheng said, "Isn't my friend an escort? There is a shortage of people in the escort agency. Ask me if I have any." Manpower, Yunfeng said he can do it, I will try my skills, and I will take him with me if it suits me."

"That's it," Xiao Le nodded, and the mother who was listening nervously stepped forward.

"Isn't that dangerous?"

"This dart walking is really dangerous, but after one trip, you can earn at least five or six taels of silver, which most people don't have in a year."

Mo Cheng said.

"Mother, don't worry about it. I want to try it. This house should also be renovated."

Zhao Yunfeng moved his body and asked Mo Cheng to come.

Mo Cheng was merciless in his strikes, and beat Zhao Yunfeng to the ground in two or three hits.

Zhao Yunfeng was in a panic, Zhao's mother felt even more distressed, and kept telling Mo Cheng to be gentle.

"I still have to practice. I will take you to practice for a few days first, and then go to the escort agency to show my friend, would you like to?"

"Of course! Thank you, Brother Mo!"

Zhao Yunfeng, who thought there was no hope, thanked him repeatedly.

Zhao's mother hesitated to speak, and when Zhao's father came back at night and learned about this, he looked at Zhao Yunfeng and said, "It's not an easy task to walk a dart, and it's possible to walk for a year or so."

"I asked about this order, so I will go to Yuncheng, and I will be back in three months at most."

Zhao Yunfeng is stubborn, he won't look back after making a decision, Zhao's father and Zhao's mother knew his temperament, so they didn't say not to go.

"Brother Su, what do you think?"

Father Zhao suddenly asked Zhou Su.

How could Zhou Su see it? He raised his head, "I think it's good. It's a good thing to be able to venture out."

Zhao Yunfeng smiled when he heard the words, "Yes! I just want to go out and venture."

If he had the ability, Zhou Yu would not have refused this marriage.

"A good thing? Of course it's a good thing to be able to come back. What if you come back missing an arm or a leg? Or don't even have..."

The mother was worried when the son traveled thousands of miles. Zhao Yunfeng hadn't left the house yet, and Zhao's mother was very worried.

"Mom, would you like me to order?"

Zhao Yunfeng said helplessly.

Zhou Su didn't participate in their conversation any more, got up, packed the dishes and went to the kitchen.

When Zhao Yunfeng returned to his room, Zhou Su said, "Let's go back to Zhou's house tomorrow."

Because of Huang Ah's matter, he hasn't gone to the county seat yet.

"it is good."

Thinking that he would be busy practicing kung fu, and then he would leave here again, afraid that he would not be able to go to Zhou's house for a while, so Zhao Yunfeng agreed.

"Thank you."

When Zhou Su and Su Niang met, Zhou Su asked Su Niang carefully in a low voice. Su Niang really had relatives, "My elder brother and sister-in-law, but I was sold by them!"

Zhou Su frowned, and asked where it was and what it was called. After clarifying, he said some homely things to Su Niang before leaving.

Not long after they left, the woman next to Mrs. Zhou called Su Niang over.

Su Niang knelt at the gate of the main courtyard for an hour before she was called in.

"Ms. Su, many years ago you said that you did not commit yourself to the master voluntarily. I still didn't believe it, but I didn't expect that many years later, I accidentally found out that you had a lover." Madam Zhou covered her mouth and smiled, looking at the kneeling man below. Su Niang, who looked old, asked, "I'm curious, who is this brother Su?"

Su Niang has long been used to being humiliated over the years, and there is no disturbance at this time, "Returning to Madam, Brother Zhou is my child."

"your child?"

Mrs. Zhou pursed her lips slightly, "That's a good point. No matter whose child he is, I really believe what you said in the past. I have suffered for you for so many years."

"Ma'am, you are serious."

Su Niang knocked again.

"Nurse."

Mrs. Zhou looked at Su Niang, who had a low eyebrow and pleasing eyes, with satisfaction, and called her wet nurse, "You pick out some of the hairpins and bracelets I bought last year and give them to Su Niang, and also forgive Su Niang for me. I'm sorry."

"Yes."

Su Niang walked out of the main courtyard holding the things Mrs. Zhou rewarded, and was soon known by Master Zhou.

Mr. Zhou narrowed his eyes, turned around and went to the main courtyard. Mrs. Zhou's words were only affection for Su Niang, nothing else, and asked Mr. Zhou if he wanted to give Su Niang a title.

"She deserves it too?"

The three words Master Zhou quickly reached Su Niang's ears. Su Niang sat by the bed with a calm expression.

She deserves it too?Of course she didn't deserve it, she even felt disgusted.

If it wasn't for poor Su Ge'er, she would have jumped into the well long ago.