Scumbag Handbook

It was foggy early in the morning, and I couldn’t stay in the field for long today. The aunt who was standing in the yard looking at the sky said to the middle-aged man who was chopping firewood, “This rain is bound to fall, but the field is still raining.” There is some work that is not finished, I think Su Geer can do it together."

The man didn't speak, and when his aunt started nagging about the Zhou family's dishonesty. He obviously married his daughter, but in the end it was his brother who married him. He fixed the ax on the firewood and said to his aunt.

"Okay! This person has been married for a month, what are you talking about?"

Auntie's eyes turned red, and tears fell down.

"When I love to talk about it? How can this brother have a girl to give birth to? You still treat him as a brother! He is rich, but he still thinks you are a fart! Look at our family Yunfeng is so angry, he goes out early and returns late to the town I don’t want to stay at home for an extra quarter of an hour if I’m working!”

"Okay, you, everyone is married here, so what can we do? Our family is poor, and people don't like it, but we are still willing to marry my elder brother. It's not bad."

Father Zhao picked up the ax and continued chopping wood.

Seeing that his tone softened, Zhao's mother also wiped her tears, and choked up and said, "I don't really dislike him as a brother, but, why should he be born by his wife, this brother Su came from the same place when he was born. No....."

"Father, mother, I'm back."

Carrying two buckets full of water, the thin brother stepped steadily into the yard. This is the brother who married his sister, Zhou Su.

"Eh....."

Zhao's mother was also embarrassed when she was caught gossiping behind her back, but she didn't look down on Zhou Su, so she was only embarrassed for a while, and then arranged for him to make breakfast.

After pouring the water into the water tank, Zhou Su wiped off his sweat and prepared to enter the kitchen.

In the end, Father Zhao stopped him again.

"Brother Su, Mo Jiaming, who has just moved to Daliushu for half a month, is getting married. You and I will go to help with the decoration this afternoon. Before Yunfeng was sick, it was thanks to the herbal medicine that Mo Orion sent. , or you’ll have to run around town.”

"it is good."

Zhou Su didn't talk much, so he went into the kitchen to work.

Seeing him enter the kitchen, Zhao's mother pursed her lips lightly, thinking of the tall and handsome Mo Liehu, she couldn't help saying, "This family is also strange. It's only been half a month since we bought the Yang family's house, and we are about to get married. Just like our Yunfeng, we are also married with our fingertips."

Thinking of this, Zhao's mother's heart began to sore again, "Look at the marriage between the fingertips, it must not be a big joke like us."

Not talking about their village now, the neighboring villages are all talking about their family.

A good girl has transformed into a brother.

Hearing that her mother-in-law was dissatisfied, Zhou Su took a deep breath, holding back tears while cooking.

His mother was originally a dowry maid by Mrs. Zhou's side, but Master Zhou had a conflict with Mrs. Zhou, and Mrs. Zhou returned to her mother's house angrily, leaving only a few dowry maids of her own to guard the main courtyard.

Mr. Zhou got drunk and came back into his wife's yard, but he didn't see anyone. When he learned that he had returned to his mother's house, he was furious and drunk, and forcibly took his mother.

His mother was pregnant, Mrs. Zhou couldn't bear her to be tortured by Mrs. Zhou, so she took her to her yard to raise her under the pretext of being an heir.

As a result, a brother was born, Mrs. Zhou was dissatisfied, Mr. Zhou didn't care, Mrs. Zhou waved her hand and rewarded him with something.

And although he is Master Zhou's child, he doesn't even have the status of a concubine. He lives in the servant's courtyard and grows up with them. He originally thought that when he left Zhou's house with his mother, he didn't want to be pushed into the sedan chair , to marry Zhou Yu instead.

Master Zhou said that if he dared to escape from marriage, what was waiting for him was his mother's body.

Zhou Su didn't dare, he only had his mother, he didn't dare to gamble, and he couldn't gamble.

But she never expected that the man she married was actually Zhao Yunfeng who had saved his life twice.

And the reason why the other party is often in the county is because he wants to take a few peeks at his sweetheart and fiancee Zhou Yu.

Seeing that it wasn't Zhou Yu who married, Zhao Yunfeng vomited blood on the spot, and the bridal chamber attendant was also stunned, that night...

Zhou Su didn't dare to recall it anymore, it was not only the Zhao family who was laughed at, but also his joke.

Just after eating, the rain fell.

Zhao's mother muttered, "It's raining so hard, isn't it in the mud when we get married tomorrow?"

Zhou Su lowered his eyes and said nothing.

After eating and cleaning up the kitchen, Zhou Su went out with Zhao's father, and Zhao's father also took a red envelope, which meant an early gift.

The original Yang family is now the Mo family. The Mo family has three main houses, two side houses, a large firewood house and a barn. The Yang family used to raise cattle, but later moved to the county town, and the cattle naturally brought them with them. gone.

The big willow tree is on the path leading into Mo's house. The tree is as thick as the waist of two adults. This is Zhou Su's first visit to Mo's house.

Speaking of which, he had just been married for a month, and half a month later, the Mo family moved in on the day they bought the house.

There are only three members of the Mo family, Mo's father, Mo's mother, and a young man, Mo Cheng.

He was the tallest and most handsome man Zhou Su had ever seen.

"Brother Zhao, Brother Su, come in and sit down!"

The sharp-eyed old hunter Mo's father saw the two passing the big willow tree at a glance, and greeted them with a gong-like voice.

"Hey, old brother, old sister-in-law, congratulations."

With a smile on his face, Zhao's father walked forward quickly, Zhou Su followed closely, and also expressed his joy in a low voice.

"Brother Su, come here." Seeing her husband talking to Father Zhao, Mother Mo waved to Zhou Su with a smile.

"Auntie."

Zhou Su stepped forward and looked at the handsome woman in front of him with some reservations. In comparison, Uncle Mo was the most handsome in the Mo family.

With a beard all over his face, he couldn't see what he looked like at all, but he was indeed tall.

"Here's your sweet mouth," Mo's mother smiled and took two pieces of snacks and put them in his hands, "I made this, try it."

Zhou Su was taken aback, looking at the unbelievably beautiful pastry in his hand, "Auntie's craftsmanship is really good."

"Thank you very much," Mo's mother covered her mouth and chuckled, full of flair.

Zhou Su couldn't help but blush when he saw it. He was afraid that he would be rude, so he quickly stopped talking.

A lot of people from the village came to help one day in advance. Since they came to this village, they became a part of their village. Naturally, the relationship was gradually established. Of course, some old people did not like this outsider, but they would not hold back the younger generation.

After a busy afternoon, I was stuffed with some snacks when I went back.

Zhou Su took it home and put it on the table. When he came out again, the snacks were gone.

He didn't ask, anyway, he had already eaten at Mo's house.

It was dark and the rain stopped.

He boiled ginger soup, Zhao's mother glanced at him and didn't say that he wasted firewood, everyone knew who the ginger soup was for.

When Zhao Yunfeng came back, his whole body was wet. Zhou Su brought ginger soup, but Zhao Yunfeng didn't even look at it. He went to boil hot water by himself, took a shower, changed clothes, ate the snacks given by Zhao's mother, and went back to his room to sleep.

The Zhao family is poor, and there are only two main houses.

Although he didn't drive Zhou Su out of the new house, Zhao Yunfeng didn't want to share the same bed with him, and always slept on the newly made bamboo bed by himself.

Zhou Su looked at the bowl of ginger soup, watching it change from steaming hot to cold.

He picked it up and fell into the ditch, and sat in the dark main room for a while before getting up and going back to the room.

Zhao Yunfeng had already fallen asleep.

Zhou Su lay on the bed, opened his eyes and remembered that when he went back to the door, he went back alone, but the concierge refused to let him in, saying that he didn't take his uncle back, the Zhao family just didn't agree with him, and if they didn't agree with him, they couldn't see his mother .

But no matter what he did, Zhao Yunfeng didn't like him, and he didn't want to say anything more. In this family, only the father-in-law had a good face towards him.

I miss you so much...

He curled up into a ball, not knowing when he fell asleep.

Before dawn, Zhou Su got up to work, cooking first, and then going to work in the fields.

As soon as he walked out of the room, he heard the sound of gongs and drums coming from Mo's house. Did he go to greet his relatives so early?

Zhou Su stood in the yard and listened for a while, then turned and went into the kitchen.

He went to work in the fields until late afternoon, then came home, washed his face and changed his clothes, and went to Mo's house with Zhao's mother and Zhao's father.

At this time, the welcoming team had already entered the village, and the journey of beating gongs and drums was extremely lively.

Mo's father and Mo's mother, who were wearing new clothes, laughed from ear to ear.

The more Zhao's mother looked at her, the more sad she felt, especially when the villagers secretly looked at Zhou Su beside her from time to time, Zhao's mother could not wait to kill Zhou Su with a sharp knife.

Zhou Suquan pretended not to see it.

"I'm coming!"

The child said loudly.

Mo's father quickly took out a bamboo basket containing copper coins. He stood at the gate of the courtyard with the bamboo basket, and Mo's mother stood beside him. The children crowded at the gate of the courtyard, waiting for the welcoming procession to come.

When the big horse and eight sedan chairs appeared in front of everyone, they all gasped.

This is a big deal!

Look at the boxes of dowry at the back of the welcoming team, oh my god, which noble family did this person marry?

You must know that ordinary peasants get married, the big deal is that a mule or a donkey will bring the bride or new brother over.

"The last time I saw the sedan chair, the Zhao family was still getting married."

"Tsk, don't talk about it, and the Zhao family will be anxious with you."

The villagers kept discussing, but the exclamation was even louder. The groom was riding a big horse, and he looked really handsome in wedding clothes.

What's even more exciting is that the copper coins that Mo's mother threw out were in handfuls, and children and unmarried men stepped forward to snatch them.

"Isn't this worth a few taels of money?"

"Tsk, this Mo family is amazing."

"The one who can buy this house without blinking an eye can be from an ordinary family?"

"The time has come, worship heaven and earth!"

When it was Youshi, the matchmaker shouted loudly, and the bride was also led out by the girls to worship the heaven and the earth.

"Worship heaven and earth!"

"Two thanks to the high hall!"

"Bye husband and wife!"

"Licheng!"

Mo Cheng smiled and stretched out his hand to the bride. The bride's hands were beautiful, but they were a little slender. Look at...

For a moment, everyone remembered that when Zhao Yunfeng and Zhou Su paid homage, it was also the hands that made people feel that the girl's hands were a little big and rough.

It turned out to be a brother.

Could it be that the Mo family also married a brother?

But why does my brother wear the wedding dress of the bride?

You know, the wedding clothes of brothers and girls are different when they get married.

The atmosphere was only temporarily stagnant, and soon the newlyweds entered the bridal chamber hand in hand.

The banquet prepared by the Mo family was also very sumptuous, after a round of drinking, the young people clamored for a bridal chamber.

So Mo Cheng, surrounded by everyone, entered the new house.

The bride sits on the new bed dignifiedly, with her hands folded in front of her body.

"Quick, quick, lift the hijab!"

Zhou Su was dragged into the new house by his familiar brother, and when he watched Mo Cheng remove the hijab, he couldn't help lowering his head.

For him, this is a bit of a shadow.

But in the next moment, Zhou Su was taken aback by everyone's exclamation. He looked up at the bride on the bed and was also taken aback.

Because this is not a girl at all, but a handsome brother with a red mole between his eyebrows.

I saw his hair tied in jade hairpin, his face was gorgeous, and his eyes were even more attractive.

"This....."

"Why is this brother wearing the bride's wedding dress?"

"Won't it be the same as the Zhao family?"

Sure enough, everyone's guess was right, because they saw the groom's surprised face, "Brother Le? Why are you? Where's your sister?"

Good guy!Good guy!Another substitute marriage!

For a while, everyone turned back to look at Zhou Su, and then turned to look at Brother Le.

"My sister didn't want to marry you, so I married you instead."

Xiao Le stood up, with his hands on his hips, and said arrogantly.

Everyone was taken aback again, is this brother so angry?And these words are too straightforward, the Mo family will be angry, right?

Zhou Su also became nervous for this brother Le.

Unexpectedly, Mo Cheng smiled heartily, grabbed the other party's hand, and said to everyone, "We are very happy today, and everyone has worked a lot. My husband and I would like to thank you all."

Xiao Le held the opponent's hand instead, and saluted everyone slightly.

Mo's father and Mo's mother also came in at this time, they also recognized Xiao Le, the surprise on their faces flashed, and then they smiled and watched everyone invite them to continue drinking and eating.

The master didn't think it was a problem, even if they wanted to talk about it, they would not do it in front of the master's face, so they followed their wishes and went to the banquet.

Before Zhou Su left, he couldn't hold back and looked back.

Seeing that the groom officer reached out his hand and pinched Le Geer's ear, Le Geer bit his finger, Mo Cheng was not angry, but leaned over and said something beside his ear, Le Geer's face instantly turned pale famous.

So lovely.

Zhou Su returned to the table, his mind was full of the scene just now, and he couldn't help but think of the day when he got married, and sighed slightly.

But he soon laughed again, as if someone walked his path and had a happier life than him, and he felt that it was also a kind of happiness.

"Zhao Yunfeng favorability -50."

Mo Cheng kissed Xiao Le's earlobe and said.

"Zhou Su's favorability degree is 50, and there is some kind of life-saving grace in it."

Xiao Le bit Mo Cheng's neck again.

Mo Cheng clasped his waist, "You are really pretty."

"Of course."

Xiao Le hugged him and said with a smile.

The author has something to say:

Xiao Le: Brother Cheng, let’s do the control group

Mo Cheng: good