Scumbag Handbook

"Where is sitting on the ground, I accidentally fell!"

When Mrs. Li's voice stopped, old man Li quickly stepped forward to help her up.

"Yeah, this person is old, and sometimes he just twitches his feet easily."

The old lady Li, who wanted to save face, showed a somewhat embarrassed smile, "I let you see a joke."

"How can this person not be old? Human nature, human nature."

Mo Cheng understood with a face, and then picked a few words that poked the heart of the two elders and asked.

"Have you found your sister-in-law yet?"

"My sister-in-law took away 1 yuan, and she will definitely come back when she runs out."

"Call the police? I advise you not to, you will be laughed at if this quarrel breaks out. Besides, the uncles and aunts of the Zhang family are still here, and there are younger sisters and Xiang Kang here. Sister-in-law will not go far."

It sounded like consolation, but actually made the elders even more uncomfortable. After saying the words, Mo Cheng thought he still had to go to work, and left.

Just a few minutes after he left, Mrs. Li sat on the ground and howled again. Old man Li felt really uncomfortable, so he got up and went out.

I found Li Laosi and said that he asked the other party to take me to Zhang's house.

Li Laosi knew the temper of the old couple, and after winking at his own child, he said with a smile, "Second Uncle, it's not that I don't help, it's that my car broke down, the accelerator has a problem, and I can't go. "

"Is there something wrong with the throttle?"

Old man Li just felt that everything was not going well, and he didn't waste time here, so he got up and left. Before leaving, he told Li Lao Si to tell him when the car was repaired.

"Second Uncle won't look for someone else, will he?"

Li Laosi was afraid that he would go to Zhang's house to make trouble, so he lied and said that the car broke down.

His daughter-in-law rolled her eyes and pointed at the old man's back, "Second Uncle is so shaved, can he be willing to take money to ride a motorcycle? I also think it's not easy to ask for money because we are related, so every time something happens My son likes to find you."

"This is really heartbreaking. When the corn is harvested and the rice is threshed, I will go to work on the construction site. If you and your sister-in-law have anything to do at home, you can go to Uncle Xiao and the others. I think the Xiao family is good."

"The people from the city must be different from us. They are honest and hospitable. They even gave a lecture to our kid yesterday..."

The couple chatted like this.

When Xiao Le and the others returned home, Mo Cheng and Father Xiao had already prepared four dishes and one soup.

"Wow, where did the fish come from?"

After Xiao Le put the meat and vegetables they bought back into the refrigerator, he asked Mo Cheng.

"I went to buy it from a fellow villager. They counted me as five yuan a catty, and it would cost eight yuan in the town."

Xiao's father smiled and gave Xiao's mother a piece of fish with chopsticks.

Xiao Le hurriedly passed the bowls to himself and Mo Cheng, Father Xiao smiled, and took another piece for each of them.

The braised fish weighs more than three catties, which is just right for a family to eat.

Not long after eating, Li Xiaomei came.

According to Li Xiaole’s question to her, after Li Xiaomei finished her math, Xiao’s mother brought a plate of fruit and asked Li Xiaomei to eat, “The summer vacation is coming soon, you are here, or go to your mother Woolen cloth?"

Li Xiaomei was almost choked, but soon calmed down, "I'm at home."

She has her own plans.

Mo Cheng nodded, "It's good to be at home."

Li Xiaomei smiled slightly, "My brother will come back during the holidays, and then I won't be afraid of my grandparents anymore. My brother has an idea."

They used to take care of their mother, but now that their mother is not at home, they mess around casually!

"If there's a lot of fun, add me, I really like to join in the fun," Mo Cheng pointed to himself.

Li Xiaomei nodded indiscriminately, and she didn't recover until she got home, but she couldn't be sure if the other party meant what she thought.

No matter, wait for brother to come back and tell him again.

Li Hongbing worked like a fascination. He went to the field early in the morning and returned home in the evening. He knew that Mrs. Li didn't want to deliver food at noon, so he brought some dry food for lunch.

Xiao Le and Mo Cheng frowned.

"Call him soft-hearted, only to his parents, brothers and sisters, call him ruthless, and even more ruthless to himself. This person is really troublesome."

"And this time our task is not so smooth," Mo Cheng fanned Xiao Le with a big cattail fan, "It doesn't matter if it's you or me."

"Yeah, even though the parents are here, what they want to hold back is the face of the old man. The little sister and brother are still young, so no matter how noisy they are, in the end... we still need people."

Xiao Le leaned on Mo Cheng's shoulder, tilted his head and thought for a while, then suddenly sat up and looked at Mo Cheng.

"Who do you think of?"

"What about you?"

"Foolish but not ignorant, that's because it's not so deep. When he loses everything, he will know what kind of existence he is in the hearts of others."

"So who are you thinking of?"

"Li Hongbing's younger brother Li Hongwen, and his younger sister Li Hongying."

After speaking, the two looked at each other and smiled.

Comparatively speaking, this time Xiao Le's task was much easier, and they mainly reformed Li Hongbing.

Only when Li Hongbing wakes up, their little family will be happy forever.

Li Hongwen graduated from junior high school. At that time, he was the child who studied the most in his family. In addition, he married the only daughter of Accountant Wu who worked in the paper factory, so he was arranged to do quality inspection work in the factory.

When Accountant Wu retired, this position was given to Li Hongwen, who had been studying with him for many years, and his daughter worked in a supply and marketing cooperative.

Now that the supply and marketing cooperative is gone, I went to a large supermarket in the county to work as a shopping guide. My two sons are taken care of by their parents. Li Hongwen is also a senior employee in the factory now. In addition to insurance and pensions, he has four thousand five thousand a month. salary.

And Wu Yan is in the early [-] to [-] a month, depending on her sales.

The Wu family lived in the house, and the children were also brought by the second elders of the Wu family. Most of the living expenses were paid by the second elders of the Wu family. Their salaries were all saved up.

If Li Hongbing is a foolish and filial man, then these two are gnawing on the old.

He obviously has enough money to buy a new house, but he is unwilling to buy it. He lives with the elderly all the time on the grounds of filial piety, does not pay living expenses every month, and occasionally buys some fruit.

Coincidentally, Yu Bo's parents live in the same building as Wu's family.

Xiao Le was very happy when he heard the news.

"What a coincidence."

"Yes."

Mo Cheng was making a swing, and Xiao Le was helping to deliver things. As for his parents, they had already gone for a walk.

People who live in the city love to see these mountains and rivers.

At the end of June, Xiao's snack shop opened, and Xiao Le's family of four went to the county seat. Besides Zhang Lijuan, the shop hired an aunt to do odd jobs.

It was also introduced by Yu Bo. He is a straightforward person with upright views. He is a good person.

Today happened to be the weekend, and the final exam was approaching. Many students came out of high school, just for the toothbrush festival.

No, Li Xiangkang came to help early in the morning, and brought many classmates to join him.

Xiao Le, who had met Li Xiangkang several times, greeted Li Xiangkang with a smile, and introduced his "brother" Mo Cheng to him.

"Hello, Brother Xiao."

Li Xiangkang is a little thin, slightly dark, and quite tall, about 1.8 meters two or three. He is dressed plainly and shows his neat and white teeth when he smiles.

How could such a person not study hard in college!

Mo Cheng patted him on the shoulder, "Study hard, if you don't understand anything, just ask our brothers, my dad is a high school math teacher, you can also ask him."

"I know," Li Xiangkang nodded, "Mom told me already."

While talking, another guest came. Li Xiangkang seemed to know him too, so he went over to greet him immediately. It turned out that he was a classmate in the student union together.

"This kid has good grades, but he's a bit weak in math, and he's the vice president of the student union," Xiao Le said to Mo Cheng.

"Then this book must be read," Mo Cheng emphasized again.

The business was good on the first day of opening. In the evening, Mo Cheng cooked and invited Yu Bo over for dinner. After the meal, Li Xiangkang chose to go back to school instead of staying overnight.

"I want to go back and do a few questions."

Li Xiangkang said so, and they naturally let him go.

Xiao's mother praised Zhang Lijuan, who was very energetic, "I really can't see that you can make such delicious food after only studying for so long."

"It's too much praise, I still have a lot to learn," Zhang Lijuan really felt that she still had a lot of shortcomings.

"For example, some students said that it is very spicy and mildly spicy. I am not sure which kind of spicy it is."

"Everyone's taste is different, and of course the requirements for spiciness are also different. You can ask the other party to try some side dishes when it's out of the pot."

Xiao's mother's idea made Zhang Lijuan suddenly realize, "This is a good idea!"

Then Xiao's father praised Li Xiangkang and Li Xiaomei, who was already on vacation.

Zhang Lijuan wanted Li Xiaomei, but she called Li Xiaomei to ask him to come down to play, but Li Xiaomei was worried that she would come, so she attracted Li Hongbing, so she refused.

The next morning, the family went to the Nongmen Market and then went home.

It was Yu Bo who sent them back.

"It's convenient to buy a car."

Father Xiao said when getting off the car.

"What are you buying, Uncle? I'm free on weekends. Besides, the gravel road is only here, and it's still far from your home. It's not safe to park here if you buy a car."

Children don't understand, they climb up and jump, they don't know who it is.

"It's Yu Bo's. We'll buy it later when the road is repaired."

Xiao Le was not polite to Yu Bo, waved his hand at him, and went home with his family.

A little above the creek, I met Li Hongbing who was watching the hoe picking corn from one field to another.

"Are you taking it alone?"

Mo Cheng took the initiative to talk.

Li Hongbing also greeted them, "That's right, I took the ones that were blown down by the wind, and I have to wait a few days to collect the rest."

"Don't be tired, look at your skin is torn," Xiao's mother pointed to Li Hongbing's arm.

Li Hongbing glanced at it, not paying much attention, "It will be fine in two days."

Without saying a few words, they continued to walk forward. About ten minutes after arriving home, a woman in a floral dress passed by their door with some bananas.

Seeing that the courtyard of this family was filled with strangers whom she had never seen before, the woman asked with a smile, "Are you the ones who just bought this house?"

"Yeah, are you?"

Mother Xiao answered and asked her with a smile.

The woman pointed in the direction of Li Hongbing's house, "I am the second daughter-in-law of the family. The original owner of the house you bought is our uncle."

"Oh, you are the very filial second daughter-in-law that the old aunt always talks about? Then I have to call you the second sister-in-law, the second sister-in-law, you are so young and have good skin," Xiao Le rushed up boast.

The second sister-in-law Li laughed from ear to ear.

"This little brother can really talk. I came back to visit the old people, and brought them some pocket money by the way."

After Second Sister Li finished speaking, Xiao Le loudly praised her again, "How can you look like Sister Li, just take [-] yuan..."

"Xiao Le!"

Xiao's father frowned and stopped him, Xiao Le looked like he had said something wrong, raised his hand and patted his mouth lightly, then smiled at the puzzled Second Aunt Li, and went back to the main room.

But Mrs. Li's ears are good, so she took 1 yuan?Ten thousand what?Shouldn't it be [-] yuan? !

Thinking that it was money, Second Aunt Li bid farewell to them hurriedly, and hurried to the side of the path.

The author has something to say:

Today's update is a bit short, I'm going to the city hospital to see my teeth...tomorrow's update is not in the early morning, it should be in the evening, because I will go home tomorrow, I love you all