Scumbag Handbook

Luo Mingxiu's slender hand caressed the two lines of words on the paper. After a long time, he picked up the pen and left a sentence on the back of the paper, and stuck it in the book like Liu Yebei did, and then put the book in Liu Yebei's place. on the small table.

When Liu Yebei returned to the room with a restless heart, he saw Luo Mingxiu had already lay down and fell asleep with his back to the door.

He hurried to read the book, found it on his small table, walked over lightly, picked up the book and glanced at Luo Mingxiu's bed.

Luo Mingxiu opened his eyes and pulled the quilt nervously.

He became even more nervous until he heard the sound of turning the pages of the book, and after waiting for a while, he heard heavy footsteps coming towards him.

Liu Yebei looked down at the small bulge on the bed, and after silently looking at it for a long time, he bent down and hugged someone through the not very thick quilt.

He could feel the stiffness of the person in his arms, and he also felt that the other person gradually relaxed later...

"You mean, he just hugged you through the quilt for half an hour?"

It was a good time to collect edamame in autumn. Xiao Le and Luo Mingxiu were arranged by the scorer to collect edamame on the Dahuang Slope. Because there were only a dozen people on this slope, they didn't think too much about it.

After hearing what Luo Mingxiu said, Xiao Le almost made his stomach ache from laughing.

Luo Mingxiu Ergen nodded slightly red, "En."

"He, he hugged like this?"

Xiao Le stood up, bent down, looked at Luo Mingxiu with a sickle in his hand and asked.

When Luo Mingxiu saw his action, he also laughed, "Yeah, when I finally went back to his bed, I couldn't even straighten my waist haha..."

Seeing the sweet and cheerful smile on Luo Mingxiu's face, Xiao Le also laughed, "Why are you so stupid."

"Yeah," Luo Mingxiu pulled him to continue working, with a smile on his lips, "it's cute, so cute."

Xiao Le chuckled, looked at the smile on his mouth again, and warned: "Anyway, if he dares to bully you, I will work with Brother Cheng and chop him up!"

"Yes yes yes, thank you."

"You're welcome, you're welcome."

"Work and work."

"Eh."

Not long after the edamame was harvested, they started planting broad beans. Xiao Le and Mo Cheng had only been in the countryside for a year, so they were naturally not as proficient in planting broad beans as Luo Mingxiu and his group.

So the scorekeeper arranged for them to fight. It would be a waste if Mo Cheng didn't have to do some physical work, so Mo Cheng naturally took over the heavy work, and Xiao Le just followed Luo Mingxiu and scattered the beans.

Although Liu Yebei and Luo Mingxiu have established a romantic relationship, they have a clear distinction between public and private, and they obey the scorekeeper's arrangements when they go to work. They are naturally happy to work together. They are not separated, and they also concentrate on their work. .

As for returning to the Educated Youth Institute after work, Xiao Le saw Luo Mingxiu being dragged out for a walk by Liu Yebei no less than five times.

I only go out after dark, and come back after about an hour.

The faces of the two were as usual, but nothing unusual could be seen.

So, today I went out again, and when Luo Mingxiu came back, he met Xiao Le's ambiguous eyes. He cleared his cough and pulled him aside, "Don't think about it, we're just going for a walk."

"Tsk, I haven't asked anything yet," Xiao Le said with a smile, "Besides, you're both adults, so why didn't you hold hands and kiss faces?"

"What a kiss on the face..."

Luo Mingxiu blushed, and pulled Xiao Le into the darkness, "I, we held hands."

"Liu Zhiqing can't do it," Xiao Le rolled his eyes, and then told Luo Mingxiu about his experience, "You have to take the initiative, and you will be the head of the family from now on!"

Luo Mingxiu, who was shy at first, grabbed Xiao Le's sleeve in surprise when he heard this, his voice was low but could not hide his surprise, "You, you are the head of the family?"

Xiao Le put his hands on his hips, very proud, "Of course! Look how much he listens to me! It's all in exchange for my physical labor!"

Although Luo Mingxiu didn't want to understand this physical labor, after so many months of getting along with Xiao Le, it was no longer a blank sheet of paper. Mo Cheng's appearance and figure appeared in his mind, and he stuttered after a long while. , "I really can't see it."

"It doesn't depend on your body and appearance," Xiao Le began to babble nonsense, not knowing that Mo Cheng folded his arms not far away, and listened to this little liar fooling around with his mouth slightly hooked.

"...Anyway, you listened to me right, who doesn't want to be the head of the family!"

Luo Mingxiu, who was stuffed with "experience" by Xiao Le, returned to the room, still a little dazed.

When Liu Yebei came in after taking a shower, he saw him sitting there in a daze, "Go take a bath, I've brought all the water in, you can change your clothes and wash them."

"Huh? Oh oh."

Luo Mingxiu didn't dare to look at Liu Yebei, picked up his clothes and went to the shower in the back room.

When lying on the bed at night, Luo Mingxiu blinked his eyes without feeling sleepy. It's not that he doesn't want to be the head of the family, but he has no experience, so it's difficult.

Hearing him toss and turn on the bed, Liu Yebei simply got up and sat down beside Luo Mingxiu's bed, and grabbed his hand in the dark night, "Do you have something on your mind?"

Luo Mingxiu felt his whole body turn red, he coughed, "No."

"Also said no, I've never seen you sleep so restlessly before, so tell me."

Liu Yebei didn't let go of his hand, just held each other tightly.

After thinking about it, Luo Mingxiu held back his shyness and asked, "You, do you know what's wrong with men and men?"

Now Liu Yebei's whole body became red, and the hands of the two of them were sweating a little, but neither of them let go.

"I, I'm just you, I have no experience, but I will ask Mo Zhiqing for advice!"

"But Mo Zhiqing is the one below..."

"What, what?"

Liu Yebei began to wonder if there was something wrong with his ears.

Luo Mingxiu, who blurted out, secretly thought that something happened, why did he say this!

"It's not Xiao Zhiqing who told you..."

Liu Yebei asked suddenly.

Luo Mingxiu responded.

"...I think it is very likely that Xiao Zhiqing is bragging, or a big fat cow..."

Luo Mingxiu withdrew his hand, snorted twice and lay down with his back to Liu Yebei, "Don't underestimate Xiao Le."

Liu Yebei didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Yes, yes, Xiao Zhiqing is amazing, come and give me a hug..."

And after bragging here, Xiao Le, who took a shower and returned to the small side room, saw Mo Cheng naked from the upper body as soon as he entered the room, holding a book of advanced mathematics reading under the oil lamp.

"How did you get this out?"

This is produced by the system and does not belong to this world.

Xiao Le asked while closing the door.

"I'm in a good mood, I want to do some problems," Mo Cheng waved at him, "Lele, come here."

Xiao Le didn't think it was dangerous, not only walked over, but also deliberately sat on someone's lap, Mo Cheng took advantage of the situation and hugged him fully.

"Look at this question..."

".....Look at the question, just look at the question, what do you take off..."

after a little while.

Xiao Le's face was flushed, one hand was propped on the table, and the other was holding a pen and struggling to count on the draft paper.

Mo Cheng behind him leaned into his ear and said, "Haven't you figured it out yet? It's 30 seconds, if you haven't figured it out, move ten times, if you figured it out, I'll let you out..."

"Damn, did you hear me bragging!"

Xiao Le dropped the pencil, sat down hard, bit Mo Cheng's ear with his head sideways and mumbled.

"I just like to hear you brag, the head of the family, you come by yourself," Mo Cheng said while laughing, without feeling any pain in his ears, "Use your physical labor to prove that you are the head of the family."

"Fuck off!"

"Hurry up....."

A good night's sleep.

"Why are you listless?"

On the way to work, Luo Mingxiu asked Xiao Le.

Xiao Le scolded Mo Cheng all over in his heart, and he wanted to continue his lies at this time. He looked at Luo Mingxiu, suppressed his sobs, and told him, "Brother Luo, you have to live up to it!"

Be the real head of the family!

Luo Mingxiu thought that the other party was worried about him, so he didn't sleep well at night, and was very moved when he heard the words, "I will!"

On the other side, when Liu Yebei saw Mo Cheng's satisfied face, he could tell that Xiao Le was indeed bragging.

He asked Tang Lihua to carry the hoe to continue digging in front of him, and he walked up to Mo Cheng, and asked in a low voice, "Mo Zhiqing, do you have any books on that?"

Mo Cheng understood in seconds, and he replied with a clear cough, "Yes, but I have to search and search, but you'd better burn it after reading it."

"I see."

Liu Yebei glanced at him gratefully, then continued to work.

Tang Lihua saw that they had said a few words and parted. Although he was curious, he didn't ask any more questions. Although he could talk to them a few words now, they were all about questions. Liu Zhiqing and the others were still unwilling to talk to them about real intimate words. He talks a lot.

I just hope that his conjecture will come soon, otherwise the family will really let him get married.

Thinking about whether the college entrance examination will resume, Tang Lihua felt agitated again. He didn't pay attention, and the hoe shoveled to the back of his foot, blood was flowing, and he screamed incessantly.

"What happened?"

"Ouch! The hoe hurt my foot!"

"Which comrade is injured?"

The captain happened to be nearby, and ran over when he heard the movement.

"Captain! It's Tang Lihua! Tang Lihua is injured!"

"what?!"

As soon as he heard that it was Tang Lihua, the captain felt a headache. The Tang family regarded Tang Lihua as an eyeball. It's okay to be slightly injured. If he is disabled, there will be enough trouble?

"Quick, quick! Come help, come help!"

the captain yelled.

When Xiao Le and the others knew that Tang Lihua was injured, it was already evening. Because they brought dry food at noon, they didn't go back to the Educated Youth Office, and the place where they worked was far away, so they naturally didn't know about Tang Lihua.

"Ask that uncle to bandage him for a while, and then Grandpa Tang came and insisted on taking him to the town to see, so I borrowed Wang's bicycle and took Comrade Tang Lihua to the town."

Wu Zhiqing told Xiao Le and the others what happened, who didn't know.

"The one who went there in the morning should come back in the afternoon, right? I don't know if it's serious or not."

Xiao Le, who wished that the other party would have a broken leg, was concerned about it pretendingly.

"It's not serious, just a little flesh injury," Wu Zhiqing lowered his voice, "Grandpa Tang was making a fuss, and he was afraid that something would happen to his grandson, so the captain sent someone to send him to the town. I see, they still make the production team lose money mean."

"...Can the captain pay?"

Liu Yebei deeply doubted their iron rooster captain and shook his head.

"Anyway, I've been working on this question for so long, I'll go and have a look."

Liu Yebei got up and was about to leave, Wu Zhiqing held him back, "He is injured, should we send an egg?"

"Why eggs?" Xiao Le didn't want Tang Lihua to eat their food, so he stopped the conversation and came up with an idea, "He likes doing problems the most. Let's make some difficult problems for him to solve slowly at home. I like studying the most, don't I?"

"It makes sense," Mo Cheng asked Liu Yebei to wait, and then he wrote down more than 20 math and geometry problems in a new notebook, "Do it for him, and we'll check it together when we're done."

"Okay," Liu Yebei smiled, "He will be happy to see it."

"It's really a role model for my generation to learn from. Look at him, how much he loves learning," Wu Zhiqing praised with a thumbs up.

"Yes, yes," Xiao Lepi praised with a smile.

Luo Mingxiu suppressed a smile and watched Xiao Le praise Tang Lihua against his will. When the two went to the river to wash clothes together, Luo Mingxiu looked at Xiao Le.

"If you don't like it, then don't bother."

"He loves saving face the most, and I praise him highly, but he can only do the questions with tears in his eyes," Xiao Le hummed softly with his hands behind his back.

There are only two sweat towels in his basin, and Mo has already taken care of his clothes, so he mainly came to accompany Luo Mingxiu to do the laundry.

"Yesterday Liu Zhiqing wanted to wash your clothes, why don't you want to?"

Not wanting to mention Tang Lihua, Xiao Le changed the subject.

"I'm not used to it," Luo Mingxiu smiled shyly, "I still like to do my own things."

"Then he also secretly washed your two coats."

"He took it himself," Luo Mingxiu said with a smile, "and, it was clean, he just took it away, what a fool."

"If you don't laugh while talking, I really believe what you say," Xiao Le rubbed his sweat towel fiercely, "Hey, Brother Luo, I always feel that something good will happen next year, let's read more and do more. Questions, opportunities will always be reserved for those who are prepared, we have to work hard!"

Luo Mingxiu nodded, "No matter how long something good happens, we have to work hard, just like what Wu Zhiqing said, if nothing else, just recommending a university is also an opportunity."

As he said that, Luo Mingxiu remembered that Liu Yebei and Mo Cheng had been giving Tang Lihua a lecture. Liu Yebei told himself in private that he didn't like Tang Lihua, but why did they still help Tang Lihua so much?

"What do you think?"

Xiao Le asked.

"There's just one thing I don't understand," Luo Mingxiu asked about his doubts.

Xiao Le looked down at the sweat towel in the basin, and replied in a calm tone as much as possible, "I told you before, that person is impure and scheming. I really don’t know what else he’s planning.”

"The people in our educated youth office work like that. He tried his best to get close to us, and he was as far-sighted as Liu Zhiqing said. He felt that the resumption of the college entrance examination would be a matter of time. Then we speculated that there were two reasons why he approached us. "

"One is for learning. The people in our educated youth center have all finished high school, and they are also the ones who study the most in the production team."

"Second," Xiao Le pursed his lips, "It's not a good purpose anyway, let's not talk about it, in short, take him to study, he can pass the exam by himself, and don't harm others. After all, except for the educated youth, the village But there are still one or two who are in the first year of high school."

This kind of person doesn't take people seriously, and there will be victims.

Obviously it wasn't that cold yet, but Luo Mingxiu felt chills all over after hearing Xiao Le's words.

That night, Luo Mingxiu actually had a fever.