The cat of the entertainment circle
Work related
God is not present at this moment?
Really!Mu Xun walked back to the shooting location with a hint of displeasure, and when he saw the masked man in black, he was so frightened that he yelled out, "Why are you dressed like this!"
Chu Yunchen's only eyes that were exposed outside his clothes were bent into a line with a smile: "I told Yuan Xiu that your performance is the smoothest when you play with me, so I asked him to let me play this scene with you. Anyway, this clothes can't be seen. To the face, what does it matter."
Mu Xun thought about the next plot, and then looked at the smug Chu Yunchen in front of him, feeling as if he had been fooled by this person again!
"Ah!" Wei Wei, who was next to him, uttered an exclamation, and ran over to touch his forehead, "Mu Xun, why is your face so red? Could it be that you have a fever, no, you were fine just now!"
"It's okay! Let's start right away!" Mu Xun glared at Chu Yunchen with what he thought was the most fierce look, walked to sit in front of the prop table, and pretended to be pouring tea.
Chu Yunchen walked outside the door wagging his wolf's tail, and waited for the director's order to start a surprise attack.
"The second shooting of the second scene of the third act begins!"
In the small wooden room, the junior brother estimated the time and felt that the senior brother was coming back soon. He took the teapot and was pouring tea for him, when the door was suddenly knocked open, and a masked man in black with a fierce look came rushing in. came in.
The little junior was so frightened that he quickly stood up, and the kettle he was holding fell to the ground.
He said tremblingly, "You, who are you and what are you doing here!"
The man in black didn't say a word, rushed up and subdued him in three or two moves, then resisted him and threw him on the bed, pressed his hands and feet and said viciously: "I won't let you learn the lesson, you won't Be safe! I will clean you up today, and if you want to blame, blame your bad luck!"
The little junior looked at him in horror and yelled for help, but the man in black gagged his mouth and tore off his clothes in two or three strokes.
Mu Xun's expression was in place this time, and he looked at the man in black in front of him with great aggrieved eyes, with tears in his eyes, but not to the point of bursting out of the embankment.
The clothes on his upper body were torn off, revealing the fair skin inside. Chu Yunchen looked at his disheveled clothes, his eyes darkened, and he turned sideways to help him block the camera, so that the camera could only shine on the shoulders of the two of them. The above parts, and where the camera couldn't see, he stretched out his hands to grope Mu Xun's body badly, and pinched his waist here and there maliciously.
"Wooooow!" Mu Xun was stuffed with something in his mouth, unable to make a sound, he could only twist his body fiercely to avoid Chu Yunchen's claws, his eyes were aggrieved and angry.He felt that Chu Yunchen did it on purpose, he was just taking advantage of acting to eat his tofu, he knew that this person full of bad ideas and bad ideas couldn't do anything good!
"That's right! That's the expression! Quick! Close-up, close-up!" the director pointed at Mu Xun and yelled at the cameraman, his eyes full of excitement.
Chu Yunchen then bit down on Mu Xun's neck, and his wet tongue swept over Mu Xun's skin. Mu Xun yelled "Woooooo" to avoid his teeth, and then was pressed back by Chu Yunchen with a smirk, and continued to gnaw. !
lie!Mu Xun signaled Chu Yunchen to stop with his eyes. There was no such scene in the script. Why did the actors play at will and the director didn't shout to stop!
Outside the arena, Wei Wei and Mai Mai looked at the scene through the window and exchanged in low voices:
"Why am I so excited to see Chu Yunchen perform this scene, but I like watching this kind of ghost and animal attack the most!"
"Yeah, why do you give me a feeling that he seems to be very skilled, haha, looking at Mu Xun's expression, I really want to cry!"
"That's right, it's really enjoyable! And I found that Mu Xun didn't lose the chain!"
"Yes, I hope this scene can pass smoothly, but why do I want to watch it again..."
"To be honest, I want to..."
When Chu Yunchen was about to take off Mu Xun's pants, the director finally stopped.
Mu Xun pushed his clothes to his side, and kicked Chu Yunchen in the stomach out of anger.
"It hurts to death!" Chu Yunchen covered his stomach and bent down. Before anyone came to their side, he leaned over and whispered in Mu Xun's ear, "Murder your husband, be careful, I will teach you when I go home. .”
"Fuck you!" Mu Xun took the quilt and threw it on his face, and walked out angrily.
Chu Yunchen took off the quilt with a smile and followed behind him.
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In the evening, when Mu Xun came out of the shower, Chu Yunchen, who had looked like a human just now, suddenly became wolfish, and threw him onto the bed with a loud cry.
Mu Xun was stunned by him: "Get out, you're dead, go back to your bed!"
"Don't!" Chu Yunchen smelled the fresh shower gel on his head, and hunched over him like a big wolf, no matter how much he could smell it, he couldn't get enough of it.
He didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, the bathrobe on his body was a little loose, revealing the strong muscles inside, which were faintly visible under the light, Mu Xun blushed and turned his head, seeing Chu Yunchen like this before would only envy his figure , Now if you swipe it casually, your heart will beat wildly involuntarily. It's obviously a man's body, but it's just a little stronger than yourself. His reaction like this is really abnormal!
How could his little action escape Chu Yunchen's eyes: "Do you want to see it? Do you want to see enough!"
After finishing speaking, before Mu Xun could reply, he really took off his shirt, and looked at the stunned Mu Xun with a smirk: "What, are you fascinated by me?"
Mu Xun rolled her eyes slightly: "It's only right that I was struck by your shamelessness."
"There are even more shameless ones." Chu Yunchen showed a characteristic smirk, easily pressed Mu Xun, and gave him a deep kiss that lasted 10 minutes. Mu Xun patted him on the shoulder in protest at first, Later, he was kissed so softly that his limbs became weak, and he made a soft sound of "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooant-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en"
These days, whenever Chu Yunchen seized the opportunity, he hugged Mu Xun and kissed him fiercely. He always looked like he was dissatisfied with desire and energy. Although Mu Xun didn't hate this feeling, he always felt that the relationship between the two was developing. It was too fast, anyway, in his view, when two people fall in love, they should hold hands for about a month, and then kiss after half a year. As for those deeper things, they can only be done after marriage.He seriously mentioned this idea in front of Chu Yunchen, but he laughed at him severely, and then he was pressed on the bed and kissed enough.
As soon as Chu Yunchen let him go, Mu Xun protested: "You are not allowed to kiss me without my consent!
"What are you talking about? These are the obligations of a wife. How can you stop your husband from doing these things?"
Mu Xun hugged the pillow and turned over: "Hmph! I'm not as open as you."
Chu Yunchen was in a hurry, and hurriedly complained: "Hey, I am not open, did you listen to someone talking nonsense?"
"No..." Mu Xun pouted.
"Okay, I admit that I have had two girlfriends, one was introduced to me by my dad, and the other was posted and I couldn't get rid of it, but nothing happened to me and them, I don't like it Girl, I'm not interested in them. I really told the truth, believe it or not!"
"Really?" Mu Xun tilted his head and looked at him, "Then why... are you so proficient..."
When Chu Yunchen heard this, he immediately became serious: "Just kidding who am I, this kind of thing is self-taught, hehe, as soon as I see you, I immediately fill in all kinds of shots in my mind, should we demonstrate it again! "
"It's time to sleep!" Mu Xun pulled the pillow over his face, a smile unconsciously curled up at the corner of his mouth.
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At one o'clock in the night, Mu Xun, who could not be entangled with Chu Yunchen, was held in his arms, and the two of them slept soundly on the same bed.
Outside their room, Wang Shengsheng opened the door of the assistant director's room and walked out carefully. He just took a step, and his ankle seemed to be swept by a fluffy thing. He was startled and called out "ah!" .
In the room, Cui Jie asked, "Shengsheng, what's going on?"
Wang Shengsheng looked left and right, but didn't find anything unusual: "It's okay, I made a mistake, Cui guided me to go back."
He closed the door, and then looked at the surrounding environment again in the dimly lit nightclub in the corridor, and finally felt that it should be his illusion just now, and walked back to his room.
At this time, Yuan Xiu stood quietly in the dark night by the corner of the hotel backyard.
After a while, the lynx jumped over to him from a tree, holding a silver-gray strip-shaped object in its mouth.
Yuan Xiu took the object from his mouth and asked, "Did it work?"
Lynx nodded.
Yuan Xiu rubbed its head: "Thank you, you helped me a lot."
"Meow~" Bobcat called out, and in the next second, it turned into a slim woman with naked wheat-colored skin all over her body.
Yuan Xiu pushed his glasses and turned his gaze to other places: "Ahem, what are you doing like this..."
"What are you doing?" Bobcat put his hand on Yuanxiu's shoulder, and said softly, "It's been a long time since I met the same kind, how about we have fun tonight? Hmm? I can do you more than one big favor."
Yuan Xiu adjusted his glasses again: "No."
"why not!"
"I like men."
"Cut! It's another man who likes men, what a bad luck! Take your things and go away!"
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A few months later, the TV series "Purple Maple" filmed by amour was officially released. This TV series was released just one week after the release of amour's second album. With its novel plot and original protagonist upgrade mode, it attracted a lot of attention. Topped the list in the later stage.Among them, the ambiguous emotional entanglement between the senior brother and the junior junior brother caused many people to cry, and the actors participating in the crew, whether they were male or female, decent or villainous, were all well-known.
The funny thing is, because Wang Shengsheng played the bad guy too realistically, it caused the anger of many brain-dead fans, and even posted the topic of "Wang Shengsheng get out of the entertainment circle" on Weibo, but anyway, people who scolded should explain him With a lot of attention, Wang Shengsheng has tripled his salary with this role, and the number of Weibo fans has also soared from 50 to 400 million. He can be regarded as a second- and third-tier star.
However, a week after the TV show ended, a sex video between Wang Shengsheng and someone directed by Mosaic broke out on the Internet, which caused a sensation. Wang Shengsheng's company hurriedly held a press conference to "clarify" the facts, and the scene rioted The crowd didn't buy it, and a group of people who appeared from nowhere made a big fuss about the press conference. In the end, the brokerage company had to end the press conference early and publish a statement online, but it was also sprayed with "shit" by netizens who rushed in. Then, Another insider revealed that Wang Shengsheng had bullied Mu Xun and injured him during the filming, implying that Wang Shengsheng and Mu Xun's falling off the cliff were inseparable, which directly caused the anger of amour fans, and there was chaos for a while .
It can be said that Wang Shengsheng's reputation has been completely ruined so far, and he can no longer hang out in the entertainment industry.
Of course, these are all for later.
The author has something to say: 1. That cold joke was found on the Internet, let me explain it here~
2. The previous chapter has been changed. Chu Yunchen did not say that he would play with Mu Xun. The part where he talked to Mu Xun became what Mai Mai said~
☆, docile in front of people
When the filming of "Purple Maple" ended, there were still 10 days before the New Year. After Mu Xun attended several press conferences with the crew, the New Year's Eve was coming in a few days.
Mother Cat had called Mu Xun a long time ago and asked him to go home for the Chinese New Year today. Mu Xun happened to have no schedule during the Chinese New Year. After recording a New Year greeting video for a certain satellite TV, he could pack up and go home.
Chu Yunchen seemed to have no plans to go home at all, and even received several announcements for the New Year.
Ke Yanbin couldn't find anyone, and he probably went to circle around his male god long ago.
"Then I'm going home." Mu Xun walked out of the bedroom door with her luggage in hand, and said to someone in the living room who came to visit whenever he had something to do.
Chu Yunchen sat on the sofa carelessly: "How do you get to the airport?"
"Take the Airport Express, and you will be there in 20 minutes on foot."
"You are stupid, what idol still takes the bus when going out now, you are worth millions and you are not willing to spend money when you go out."
"I will pack myself very tightly." Mu Xun pointed to his equipment, including a scarf, a big hat in a down jacket, and a pair of oversized sunglasses.
"You will only make people think you are weird and reveal your identity more easily," Chu Yunchen walked to him and took his suitcase, "Let's go, I'll take you there, thank you, as your boyfriend, It should."
"Hey, wait, I haven't agreed yet."
Then Mu Xun was brought to Chu Yunchen's cool sports car, and when he bent over to get into the passenger seat, he even took a sneak attack on the cheek.
Chu Yunchen asked him while driving: "How many days will you come back this time?"
Mu Xun thought for a while and said, "I bought a plane ticket for February 8th in eight days' time."
"Then we won't see each other for so many days." Chu Yunchen showed him a pitiful look, "Then you have to send me text messages every day!"
"it is good……"
"I still need to call! It's not less than an hour!"
"it is good……"
After Mu Xun was pestered by Chu Yunchen, agreed to various conditions, and was pressed on the passenger seat after eating a lot of tofu, he finally got rid of him and entered the security check. When he looked back, Chu Yunchen was standing outside the security check, watching When he turned around, he immediately waved to him.
He is wearing a light-colored long windbreaker, tight leather pants, and his facial features under the sunglasses are sharp and angular. His tall figure with long legs and narrow waist looks good in any match. His height of 187 is particularly conspicuous in the crowd coming and going.There are often girls who look at him in a daze, and the bold ones go directly to ask for the mobile phone number, but Chu Yunchen waved his hands mercilessly, without saying a word, and his cold attitude hurt a girl's heart.
Seeing his stinky fart, Mu Xun let out a "puchi" laugh. No one knew that such a man who looked cold on the outside was actually a full-fledged follower.
Chu Yunchen waved his hands and shouted, "Come back early, and be careful on the way!"
Mu Xun made an ok gesture, and then followed the team through the security check. When he got on the plane, Chu Yunchen sent another text message: "Call me when you get off the plane."
"So clingy." Mu Xun complained in a low voice, but her fingers moved quickly, and immediately replied the text message: "Okay."
The plane slid on the track, and then took off slowly. Mu Xun looked at the increasingly smaller scenery below, and suddenly felt that he would not be used to not being surrounded by this follower these days.
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As soon as Mu Xun arrived home, he was warmly welcomed by the cat mother.
The mother cat held her son and looked left and right. After the inspection, she touched her tears sadly: "Our Xiao Xun has lost weight again, and the more you get thinner, the mother heard people say that being a star can make a lot of money, so I don't see you getting fat a little."
Mu Xun hugged her mother and comforted her, "Mom, I'm in good health now, and all the fat I had before has turned into muscles. If you don't believe me, look!"
The mother cat laughed through her tears: "Don't lie to me, we cats are human beings so we don't gain much muscle."
"Meow~"
While Mu Xun was talking to his mother, a kitten meowed from the sofa at home. A white kitten with folded ears jumped off the sofa, ran up to Mu Xun in a few steps, and asked in a soft voice, "Where is this?" Is it Brother Mu Xun?"
Mother Cat knelt down and picked him up: "That's right, this is your elder brother Mu Xun. Mu Xun is your aunt's child. She came here to pay New Year's greetings and will stay with us for a few days."
The kitten is a male cat. It is 7 years old and its name is Qin Wei. Children of this age cannot fully control the changes in shape, and they usually look like cats.Qin Wei is very clingy, he wants to hug everyone he sees. Before Mu Xun came back, he hugged the cat mother. After Mu Xun came back, he kept asking him to hug him, and he followed him everywhere.
Until dinner at night, he was still squatting on Mu Xun's shoulder: "Brother Mu Xun, I heard that you are a star. You must be a good singer. Can you teach me how to sing? I really like singing!"
Mu Xun scratched his head: "Actually, I'm not good at singing."
"Ah, how can you be a star if you can't sing well?"
Qin Wei's mother beat him on the head with chopsticks: "What are you talking about, your brother Mu Xun dances really well, who said that to be a star you have to sing well."
"Mom, it hurts..." Qin Wei stroked his cat's head, but he forgot the pain in the next second, and surrounded Mu Xun to ask him to dance for himself.
After dinner, Mu Xun took out his mobile phone and found that there were ten text messages and five missed calls on it, all of which were from Chu Yunchen.
Qin Wei put his little paw on Mu Xun's hand, and read out the message on the phone word by word: "You. Dinner. Dinner. Eat. Okay. Don't. Think. You. Dear..."
Mu Xun quickly covered his mouth, put him in a hand, and went to the balcony to call Chu Yunchen back.
The phone beeped twice, and then it was connected. Chu Yunchen chattered a lot of nonsense with him, and suddenly asked, "What's your plan for tomorrow?"
"What plan? Huizi and I made an appointment to have lunch together to catch up."
Chu Yunchen's voice on the phone immediately raised a decibel: "Huizi! It's that brat! Why are you going out to eat with him!"
Mu Xun covered the phone: "Keep your voice down, my mother will hear. Huizi and I have known each other since childhood, and I just went to have dinner with him."
"Hmph, I'm only allowed to go this once. If someone asks you out for dinner again, it must be approved by me."
"I didn't tell you!"
"Hey, hey, say it again, be careful when I spank your ass..."
Mu Xun chatted with Chu Yunchen for nearly an hour and a half before hanging up the phone. When he walked into the living room, he saw mother cat, father cat, and aunt looking at him with strange eyes.
"What are you doing..." Mu Xun took a step back and asked.
Gossip flickered in Mother Cat's eyes: "Xiao Xun is talking about friends, so let me just say, with our Xiao Xun's appearance, we don't have to worry about not having a girlfriend."
"No!" Mu Xun quickly explained, "This is my teammate. We just have a good relationship and chatted for a little longer."
"Teammate, that's the guy..." Mother Cat patted her thigh regretfully, "Oh, it's over then."
"That's right..." Mu Xun said guiltily.
"But it's okay!" Auntie comforted the cat mother, "Sister, we have found so many girls for Xiaoxun. From tomorrow night, we will meet each other one by one. I am not afraid that we will not find a daughter-in-law!"
"Yes, yes, yes! I forgot when I got excited, Xiao Xun, all the cat girls I found for you are very gentle cat girls. They have wanted to know you for a long time. I have already bought clothes for you, so you should hurry up and tidy up." Take care of yourself, show me one by one!"
Mu Xun wailed: "Mom! I don't want to go on a blind date!"
The mother cat had completely ignored him, and was excitedly discussing the blind date with her aunt. Mu Xun turned her attention to the father cat for help.
God!Mu Xun suddenly felt that one head and two big, if this matter was known to Chu Yunchen, he would be miserable!
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The next day, Huizi and Mu Xun were sitting in the restaurant. He looked at the dejected Mu Xun and asked, "So, are you going on a blind date tonight? You don't have to resist this kind of virtue!"
Of course, Mu Xun couldn't tell him about himself and Chu Yunchen, he could only explain: "You also know... women nowadays are very scary..."
Huizi laughed "haha" after hearing this, "Are you worried about getting married to a tigress? Brother, I can't help you with this matter. My girlfriends were all gentle and kind when they were together. , getting along for a long time is like a dominatrix, it scared me to death! A few days ago, I just broke up with my girlfriend, and she turned out to be vicious in front of a bunch of people because I winked at my female fans when I sang Slapped me in the face!"
"If you say that, I don't even want to go..."
Just kidding, it's not that easy to find a really soft, cute and good-tempered cat girl. Most female cats are not inferior to male cats in fights.Looking at his family, we can see that all matters big and small are decided by the mother cat, and the father cat does not interfere in everything, and sometimes he will be slapped by her mother for no reason.
Huizi and Mu Xun chatted for a few more minutes, then suddenly stopped listening, and asked, "Hey, Mu Xun, did you hear... um, the cat meowing?"
"Is there?" Mu Xun pricked up his ears to listen for a few seconds, and then suddenly called out "Yeah", and slipped Qin Wei out of his bag.
Qin Wei squatted happily on the table, and shouted: "Brother Mu Xun, you left me at home so I came here by myself. You are so stupid to find me now, I am almost suffocated!"
"You didn't come out secretly, did you?"
The kitten lowered its head, and it took a while to admit: "Yes... I drilled it directly into your bag..."
Mu Xun quickly took out her mobile phone and called Mother Cat, telling him that Qin Wei was here and telling them not to worry.After hanging up the phone, he pointed at the kitten's nose and scolded, "How could you go out without telling your mother! Your mother is worried about you to death!"
The kitten lowered its head and said softly: "I know I was wrong, don't scold me, woo woo..."
The ears of the cat with folded ears were hanging down, coupled with its pitiful big eyes, it seemed that it was about to cry in the next second, and anyone who saw it would soften their hearts.
Mu Xun sighed, and rubbed the hair on Qin Wei's neck: "Next time I go out, I must tell my mother, do you hear me?"
"I heard it~" the little cat squealed, squinting her eyes happily because of Mu Xun's kneading.
Huizi, who was sitting opposite Mu Xun, also leaned over, and boldly touched Qin Wei with one hand: "This is your cat? It's so beautiful! It can understand your words, so spiritual!"
"Wait, you can't touch..."
Before Mu Xun finished speaking, Qin Wei, who was originally soft and cute, suddenly let out a loud "meow", raised a paw to press Huizi's hand on him, then straightened up and touched Huizi's face. One palm:
"Meow ow!" Who told you to touch me.
It was not enough for him to hit once, and the other paw swung up:
"Meow ow ow ow ow!" Stupid human, don't touch me with your dirty hands!
Then he slapped Huizi's face with two paws:
"Who told you to touch me without consent!"
"If you dare to touch me next time, I will beat you to death! Do what you say!"
"Get out of here soon, I want to vomit when I smell your smell!"
Mu Xun quickly hugged Qin Wei, who was flaunting his teeth and claws, "I'm sorry, this kid has such a personality. He doesn't like being with strangers. I apologize to you on his behalf."
Qin Wei howled in his arms angrily, as if he had been greatly wronged: "Brother Mu Xun, woohoo, he touched my hair, my hair is about to rot, I want to go home and take a bath!"
Most cat-type humans think they are superior to others, treat ordinary humans as stupid creatures, and are very unwilling to get in touch with them. That's why Qin Wei had such a big reaction when Huizi touched him.Mu Xun couldn't explain it to Qin Wei in front of Huizi, and probably wouldn't listen to him if he explained it.
Huizi wiped her face calmly, the corners of her mouth twitching: "It's okay, the kitten is not sensible, I don't care about him..."
The author has something to say: Dang Dang Dang Dang!New Xipi appeared!
The rock superstar loyal dog and good-natured uncle attacked the X person and was soft and cute for a second and the cat with folded ears was caught
But this is several years later, it will be updated in the episode
Many cats do not allow humans to put their hands on their body higher than their paws. If you have cats at home, you can try to press your hand on the cat's paw, and it will proudly pull it out to cover your hand...
☆, sudden
"Huizi, I'm sorry, I'll teach him a lesson when I get home!" Mu Xun walked out of the restaurant with Huizi holding the howling kitten in his arms.
"It's okay, it's okay, I just got hit by it a few times, and my thick skin will heal soon." Huizi touched the three cat's paws on his face, and poked Qin Wei's head, "Why is your cat so fierce? .”
"Don't touch him, he will scratch you."
Mu Xun pressed down on Qin Wei who was screaming "Aoooooooo!", otherwise he would have jumped on Huizi's face in the next second.
"Haha, this cat is interesting!" Huizi didn't look angry at all, and started teasing the cat.
After Qin Wei was fuming from Huizi's head, he heard him say to Mu Xun, "I'll take you home, anyway, our house is close."
Mu Xun nodded: "Okay, my mother still mentioned you today, saying that she hasn't seen you for a long time. By the way, it would be even better if you could go on a blind date with me at night!"
"Haha, no problem, I decided to check it out for you."
"It's better to see you directly, so I don't worry."
"Hahaha, that's not necessary. I feel upset when I see women recently."
"Meow!" Brother Mu Xun, I don't want him to take us home!Qin Wei scratched Mu Xun's clothes and said pitifully.
Mu Xun gave him a "good" mouth shape, signaling him to calm down.Qin Wei let out a low cry, and spread his displeasure in Mu Xun's arms, turning his head away from Huizi's face.
On the way home, Mu Xun and Huizi took out their mobile phones to check from time to time. He found that Chu Yunchen hadn't sent him a text message since noon today, which obviously meant that he had to say something to himself every half an hour. The style of the words does not match.
"Why do you have anything else to do later?" Huizi asked.
"It's okay." Mu Xun smiled at Huizi, put the phone back in his pocket.
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The house of Mu Xun's family is an old house, and the stairs are relatively narrow. It seems a little crowded when two people walk side by side, so Mu Xun walked in front, and Huizi went up the stairs behind him.
Mu Xun's family lived on the third floor. When he turned up from the second floor with his head down, he heard Huizi call out to be careful behind him, and then he was pulled aside by Huizi vigorously. Place smashed down a vase.
"Meow!" The kitten was startled and jumped into Mu Xun's clothes, showing its small head and looking outside in fear.
"Isn't this my vase..." Mu Xun pointed to the broken vase on the ground, suddenly thought of something, yelled "No", and rushed home.
"Mu Xun, what happened!" Huizi also followed behind him.
"I've already told you that we don't have any money now. Besides, we have paid off all the money. What else do you want?"
"You just paid back the principal, and we still have the interest to calculate. Besides, isn't your son a star now? How can he have no money!"
When Mu Xun ran to the door of the house, he saw a group of strangers standing at home, surrounded by mother cat and father cat, the house was turned into a mess, and the ground was a mess.
"Dad! Mom! What's going on!" Mu Xun cried anxiously.
Seeing him, mother cat and father cat shouted at the same time: "Xiao Xun, go, it's none of your business here!"
"No, I won't go!" Mu Xun didn't know where the courage came from, and stood by the door but refused to leave.
"Hey, this is your son. He looks really good, he looks like a big girl, hehe, the cat type is different, a man can grow up like this." A man turned around and looked at Mu Xun, stretched out his hand To raise Mu Xun's chin.
Mu Xun turned his face to avoid his pig's paw, and tried to say in the most stern voice: "What are you doing at my house, if you do this to me again, I will call the police!"
"Hey, this is the first time I've heard that someone wants to call the police!" The man came over and pinched Mu Xun's cheek with great force, "The police don't care what I do!"
"Hey, if you have something to say, don't touch it!" Huizi rushed over and pushed him away, saving Mu Xun from his hands, and glared at the man.
The man didn't get angry when he was pushed away, he narrowed his eyes and looked at Huizi, with a disdainful smile on the corner of his mouth: "Is it human?"
Huizi frowned: "Why are humans not human? You thought you were an alien!"
"Since I'm a human being, I have nothing to worry about!"
The next second, the man moved to Huizi's side in an instant, and knocked him out of the door in a circle. Before Huizi could even make a sound, he slammed into the opposite door hard. His eyelids opened and his throat moved. , directly fainted.
"Ah!" Mother Cat covered her mouth in horror, grabbed the person closest to her and begged, "Please don't hit him, he is an outsider and has nothing to do with it."
The man opened her hand, and said coldly: "It's his own fault, it's brother Hui's kindness that he wasn't killed."
"Little brother, come here!" The man called Brother Hui hooked his hands to Mu Xun who was squatting next to Huizi, motioning for him to come over.
Mu Xun leaned against the door and stood up. He looked at the crying mother cat covering her face and the unconscious one lying at her feet in the room, took a deep breath, tried not to let his legs go weak, and said, "How much do you want?" Qian said, whatever, no, don't hurt my family and friends."
"Hehe, it depends on your knowledge." The elder brother stretched out his five fingers and gestured to Mu Xun.
"50?"
"No, 500."
Mu Xun's eyes widened: "Where did I get so much money, I'll give you all the money in my passbook, this is the end of this matter... Well, let me go"
The eldest brother pinched Mu Xun's neck and moved him to the door, signaling the people in the room to tell the screaming mother cat to shut up. He pressed against Mu Xun's face, and the smell on his body made Mu Xun uncomfortable: "500 million is 500 million! It’s not a lot, if it’s not enough, I can use you to pay for it, a little star with a good appearance like you, if you give it to those big bosses, they will definitely like it.”
"Ahem, let me go!" Mu Xun's face was flushed, and he felt uncomfortable being pinched by him, and felt that he would suffocate in the next second.And Brother Hui's smell was really pungent, it made him want to gag.
"Meow!" Don't bully Brother Mu Xun.
At this time, Qin Wei jumped out of his clothes and bit the elder brother's hand. The elder brother let go with an "oops", and Qin Wei jumped onto the escalator in a spirit, grinning his teeth to demonstrate to him.
The eldest brother stared at the petite lop-eared cat with his hands covered, and sneered: "I didn't expect there was a single kitten here."
Mu Xun turned pale when he saw him: "Serena, run, it's dangerous!"
The kitten is probably still young and full of wildness. She is not afraid of tall men at all. She doesn't listen to Mu Xun's words at all, and still yells at the man furiously. Her mother in the room has been scared to cry by him. .
Seeing that the elder brother's hand was about to hit the kitten's slender body, Mu Xun gritted his teeth, and slammed into the elder brother with all his strength. The elder brother grabbed Mu Xun's hand with a bend of his elbow, and slapped the other hand He slapped Mu Xun in the face: "The little bitch still wants to sneak up on me!"
"Ow!"
Just when Brother Hui's hand was about to touch Mu Xun's face, a series of howling wolves came from the stairwell, and his hand froze in the air—this time, his face turned pale.
He turned back to the little brother in the house with some horror and said, "Did you hear any sound..."
The people inside also looked scared to death, trembling as if they had encountered an evil star.
"Wow~" The wolf's cry was getting closer and closer, and soon, a giant wolf with a body of more than 2 meters in snow-white majesty appeared in front of everyone, and his sharp eyes saw the wolf who was pressed to the ground by Brother Hui. When he was Mu Xun, the white wolf let out a demonstrative roar from between his teeth, and assumed an attacking posture.
The eldest brother quickly released Mu Xun, and his whole body was shaking like a psychopath: "I'm sorry, I'm not, I, I didn't know he was yours, I was wrong, I was really wrong!"
"Roar!" The white wolf rushed to Mu Xun's side, swept his elder brother aside with a flick of his tail, and made a whining sound with his head against Mu Xun.
Mu Xun got up and hugged the white wolf's head excitedly, almost crying: "Why are you here, you bastard!
Really!Mu Xun walked back to the shooting location with a hint of displeasure, and when he saw the masked man in black, he was so frightened that he yelled out, "Why are you dressed like this!"
Chu Yunchen's only eyes that were exposed outside his clothes were bent into a line with a smile: "I told Yuan Xiu that your performance is the smoothest when you play with me, so I asked him to let me play this scene with you. Anyway, this clothes can't be seen. To the face, what does it matter."
Mu Xun thought about the next plot, and then looked at the smug Chu Yunchen in front of him, feeling as if he had been fooled by this person again!
"Ah!" Wei Wei, who was next to him, uttered an exclamation, and ran over to touch his forehead, "Mu Xun, why is your face so red? Could it be that you have a fever, no, you were fine just now!"
"It's okay! Let's start right away!" Mu Xun glared at Chu Yunchen with what he thought was the most fierce look, walked to sit in front of the prop table, and pretended to be pouring tea.
Chu Yunchen walked outside the door wagging his wolf's tail, and waited for the director's order to start a surprise attack.
"The second shooting of the second scene of the third act begins!"
In the small wooden room, the junior brother estimated the time and felt that the senior brother was coming back soon. He took the teapot and was pouring tea for him, when the door was suddenly knocked open, and a masked man in black with a fierce look came rushing in. came in.
The little junior was so frightened that he quickly stood up, and the kettle he was holding fell to the ground.
He said tremblingly, "You, who are you and what are you doing here!"
The man in black didn't say a word, rushed up and subdued him in three or two moves, then resisted him and threw him on the bed, pressed his hands and feet and said viciously: "I won't let you learn the lesson, you won't Be safe! I will clean you up today, and if you want to blame, blame your bad luck!"
The little junior looked at him in horror and yelled for help, but the man in black gagged his mouth and tore off his clothes in two or three strokes.
Mu Xun's expression was in place this time, and he looked at the man in black in front of him with great aggrieved eyes, with tears in his eyes, but not to the point of bursting out of the embankment.
The clothes on his upper body were torn off, revealing the fair skin inside. Chu Yunchen looked at his disheveled clothes, his eyes darkened, and he turned sideways to help him block the camera, so that the camera could only shine on the shoulders of the two of them. The above parts, and where the camera couldn't see, he stretched out his hands to grope Mu Xun's body badly, and pinched his waist here and there maliciously.
"Wooooow!" Mu Xun was stuffed with something in his mouth, unable to make a sound, he could only twist his body fiercely to avoid Chu Yunchen's claws, his eyes were aggrieved and angry.He felt that Chu Yunchen did it on purpose, he was just taking advantage of acting to eat his tofu, he knew that this person full of bad ideas and bad ideas couldn't do anything good!
"That's right! That's the expression! Quick! Close-up, close-up!" the director pointed at Mu Xun and yelled at the cameraman, his eyes full of excitement.
Chu Yunchen then bit down on Mu Xun's neck, and his wet tongue swept over Mu Xun's skin. Mu Xun yelled "Woooooo" to avoid his teeth, and then was pressed back by Chu Yunchen with a smirk, and continued to gnaw. !
lie!Mu Xun signaled Chu Yunchen to stop with his eyes. There was no such scene in the script. Why did the actors play at will and the director didn't shout to stop!
Outside the arena, Wei Wei and Mai Mai looked at the scene through the window and exchanged in low voices:
"Why am I so excited to see Chu Yunchen perform this scene, but I like watching this kind of ghost and animal attack the most!"
"Yeah, why do you give me a feeling that he seems to be very skilled, haha, looking at Mu Xun's expression, I really want to cry!"
"That's right, it's really enjoyable! And I found that Mu Xun didn't lose the chain!"
"Yes, I hope this scene can pass smoothly, but why do I want to watch it again..."
"To be honest, I want to..."
When Chu Yunchen was about to take off Mu Xun's pants, the director finally stopped.
Mu Xun pushed his clothes to his side, and kicked Chu Yunchen in the stomach out of anger.
"It hurts to death!" Chu Yunchen covered his stomach and bent down. Before anyone came to their side, he leaned over and whispered in Mu Xun's ear, "Murder your husband, be careful, I will teach you when I go home. .”
"Fuck you!" Mu Xun took the quilt and threw it on his face, and walked out angrily.
Chu Yunchen took off the quilt with a smile and followed behind him.
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In the evening, when Mu Xun came out of the shower, Chu Yunchen, who had looked like a human just now, suddenly became wolfish, and threw him onto the bed with a loud cry.
Mu Xun was stunned by him: "Get out, you're dead, go back to your bed!"
"Don't!" Chu Yunchen smelled the fresh shower gel on his head, and hunched over him like a big wolf, no matter how much he could smell it, he couldn't get enough of it.
He didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, the bathrobe on his body was a little loose, revealing the strong muscles inside, which were faintly visible under the light, Mu Xun blushed and turned his head, seeing Chu Yunchen like this before would only envy his figure , Now if you swipe it casually, your heart will beat wildly involuntarily. It's obviously a man's body, but it's just a little stronger than yourself. His reaction like this is really abnormal!
How could his little action escape Chu Yunchen's eyes: "Do you want to see it? Do you want to see enough!"
After finishing speaking, before Mu Xun could reply, he really took off his shirt, and looked at the stunned Mu Xun with a smirk: "What, are you fascinated by me?"
Mu Xun rolled her eyes slightly: "It's only right that I was struck by your shamelessness."
"There are even more shameless ones." Chu Yunchen showed a characteristic smirk, easily pressed Mu Xun, and gave him a deep kiss that lasted 10 minutes. Mu Xun patted him on the shoulder in protest at first, Later, he was kissed so softly that his limbs became weak, and he made a soft sound of "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooant-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en"
These days, whenever Chu Yunchen seized the opportunity, he hugged Mu Xun and kissed him fiercely. He always looked like he was dissatisfied with desire and energy. Although Mu Xun didn't hate this feeling, he always felt that the relationship between the two was developing. It was too fast, anyway, in his view, when two people fall in love, they should hold hands for about a month, and then kiss after half a year. As for those deeper things, they can only be done after marriage.He seriously mentioned this idea in front of Chu Yunchen, but he laughed at him severely, and then he was pressed on the bed and kissed enough.
As soon as Chu Yunchen let him go, Mu Xun protested: "You are not allowed to kiss me without my consent!
"What are you talking about? These are the obligations of a wife. How can you stop your husband from doing these things?"
Mu Xun hugged the pillow and turned over: "Hmph! I'm not as open as you."
Chu Yunchen was in a hurry, and hurriedly complained: "Hey, I am not open, did you listen to someone talking nonsense?"
"No..." Mu Xun pouted.
"Okay, I admit that I have had two girlfriends, one was introduced to me by my dad, and the other was posted and I couldn't get rid of it, but nothing happened to me and them, I don't like it Girl, I'm not interested in them. I really told the truth, believe it or not!"
"Really?" Mu Xun tilted his head and looked at him, "Then why... are you so proficient..."
When Chu Yunchen heard this, he immediately became serious: "Just kidding who am I, this kind of thing is self-taught, hehe, as soon as I see you, I immediately fill in all kinds of shots in my mind, should we demonstrate it again! "
"It's time to sleep!" Mu Xun pulled the pillow over his face, a smile unconsciously curled up at the corner of his mouth.
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At one o'clock in the night, Mu Xun, who could not be entangled with Chu Yunchen, was held in his arms, and the two of them slept soundly on the same bed.
Outside their room, Wang Shengsheng opened the door of the assistant director's room and walked out carefully. He just took a step, and his ankle seemed to be swept by a fluffy thing. He was startled and called out "ah!" .
In the room, Cui Jie asked, "Shengsheng, what's going on?"
Wang Shengsheng looked left and right, but didn't find anything unusual: "It's okay, I made a mistake, Cui guided me to go back."
He closed the door, and then looked at the surrounding environment again in the dimly lit nightclub in the corridor, and finally felt that it should be his illusion just now, and walked back to his room.
At this time, Yuan Xiu stood quietly in the dark night by the corner of the hotel backyard.
After a while, the lynx jumped over to him from a tree, holding a silver-gray strip-shaped object in its mouth.
Yuan Xiu took the object from his mouth and asked, "Did it work?"
Lynx nodded.
Yuan Xiu rubbed its head: "Thank you, you helped me a lot."
"Meow~" Bobcat called out, and in the next second, it turned into a slim woman with naked wheat-colored skin all over her body.
Yuan Xiu pushed his glasses and turned his gaze to other places: "Ahem, what are you doing like this..."
"What are you doing?" Bobcat put his hand on Yuanxiu's shoulder, and said softly, "It's been a long time since I met the same kind, how about we have fun tonight? Hmm? I can do you more than one big favor."
Yuan Xiu adjusted his glasses again: "No."
"why not!"
"I like men."
"Cut! It's another man who likes men, what a bad luck! Take your things and go away!"
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A few months later, the TV series "Purple Maple" filmed by amour was officially released. This TV series was released just one week after the release of amour's second album. With its novel plot and original protagonist upgrade mode, it attracted a lot of attention. Topped the list in the later stage.Among them, the ambiguous emotional entanglement between the senior brother and the junior junior brother caused many people to cry, and the actors participating in the crew, whether they were male or female, decent or villainous, were all well-known.
The funny thing is, because Wang Shengsheng played the bad guy too realistically, it caused the anger of many brain-dead fans, and even posted the topic of "Wang Shengsheng get out of the entertainment circle" on Weibo, but anyway, people who scolded should explain him With a lot of attention, Wang Shengsheng has tripled his salary with this role, and the number of Weibo fans has also soared from 50 to 400 million. He can be regarded as a second- and third-tier star.
However, a week after the TV show ended, a sex video between Wang Shengsheng and someone directed by Mosaic broke out on the Internet, which caused a sensation. Wang Shengsheng's company hurriedly held a press conference to "clarify" the facts, and the scene rioted The crowd didn't buy it, and a group of people who appeared from nowhere made a big fuss about the press conference. In the end, the brokerage company had to end the press conference early and publish a statement online, but it was also sprayed with "shit" by netizens who rushed in. Then, Another insider revealed that Wang Shengsheng had bullied Mu Xun and injured him during the filming, implying that Wang Shengsheng and Mu Xun's falling off the cliff were inseparable, which directly caused the anger of amour fans, and there was chaos for a while .
It can be said that Wang Shengsheng's reputation has been completely ruined so far, and he can no longer hang out in the entertainment industry.
Of course, these are all for later.
The author has something to say: 1. That cold joke was found on the Internet, let me explain it here~
2. The previous chapter has been changed. Chu Yunchen did not say that he would play with Mu Xun. The part where he talked to Mu Xun became what Mai Mai said~
☆, docile in front of people
When the filming of "Purple Maple" ended, there were still 10 days before the New Year. After Mu Xun attended several press conferences with the crew, the New Year's Eve was coming in a few days.
Mother Cat had called Mu Xun a long time ago and asked him to go home for the Chinese New Year today. Mu Xun happened to have no schedule during the Chinese New Year. After recording a New Year greeting video for a certain satellite TV, he could pack up and go home.
Chu Yunchen seemed to have no plans to go home at all, and even received several announcements for the New Year.
Ke Yanbin couldn't find anyone, and he probably went to circle around his male god long ago.
"Then I'm going home." Mu Xun walked out of the bedroom door with her luggage in hand, and said to someone in the living room who came to visit whenever he had something to do.
Chu Yunchen sat on the sofa carelessly: "How do you get to the airport?"
"Take the Airport Express, and you will be there in 20 minutes on foot."
"You are stupid, what idol still takes the bus when going out now, you are worth millions and you are not willing to spend money when you go out."
"I will pack myself very tightly." Mu Xun pointed to his equipment, including a scarf, a big hat in a down jacket, and a pair of oversized sunglasses.
"You will only make people think you are weird and reveal your identity more easily," Chu Yunchen walked to him and took his suitcase, "Let's go, I'll take you there, thank you, as your boyfriend, It should."
"Hey, wait, I haven't agreed yet."
Then Mu Xun was brought to Chu Yunchen's cool sports car, and when he bent over to get into the passenger seat, he even took a sneak attack on the cheek.
Chu Yunchen asked him while driving: "How many days will you come back this time?"
Mu Xun thought for a while and said, "I bought a plane ticket for February 8th in eight days' time."
"Then we won't see each other for so many days." Chu Yunchen showed him a pitiful look, "Then you have to send me text messages every day!"
"it is good……"
"I still need to call! It's not less than an hour!"
"it is good……"
After Mu Xun was pestered by Chu Yunchen, agreed to various conditions, and was pressed on the passenger seat after eating a lot of tofu, he finally got rid of him and entered the security check. When he looked back, Chu Yunchen was standing outside the security check, watching When he turned around, he immediately waved to him.
He is wearing a light-colored long windbreaker, tight leather pants, and his facial features under the sunglasses are sharp and angular. His tall figure with long legs and narrow waist looks good in any match. His height of 187 is particularly conspicuous in the crowd coming and going.There are often girls who look at him in a daze, and the bold ones go directly to ask for the mobile phone number, but Chu Yunchen waved his hands mercilessly, without saying a word, and his cold attitude hurt a girl's heart.
Seeing his stinky fart, Mu Xun let out a "puchi" laugh. No one knew that such a man who looked cold on the outside was actually a full-fledged follower.
Chu Yunchen waved his hands and shouted, "Come back early, and be careful on the way!"
Mu Xun made an ok gesture, and then followed the team through the security check. When he got on the plane, Chu Yunchen sent another text message: "Call me when you get off the plane."
"So clingy." Mu Xun complained in a low voice, but her fingers moved quickly, and immediately replied the text message: "Okay."
The plane slid on the track, and then took off slowly. Mu Xun looked at the increasingly smaller scenery below, and suddenly felt that he would not be used to not being surrounded by this follower these days.
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As soon as Mu Xun arrived home, he was warmly welcomed by the cat mother.
The mother cat held her son and looked left and right. After the inspection, she touched her tears sadly: "Our Xiao Xun has lost weight again, and the more you get thinner, the mother heard people say that being a star can make a lot of money, so I don't see you getting fat a little."
Mu Xun hugged her mother and comforted her, "Mom, I'm in good health now, and all the fat I had before has turned into muscles. If you don't believe me, look!"
The mother cat laughed through her tears: "Don't lie to me, we cats are human beings so we don't gain much muscle."
"Meow~"
While Mu Xun was talking to his mother, a kitten meowed from the sofa at home. A white kitten with folded ears jumped off the sofa, ran up to Mu Xun in a few steps, and asked in a soft voice, "Where is this?" Is it Brother Mu Xun?"
Mother Cat knelt down and picked him up: "That's right, this is your elder brother Mu Xun. Mu Xun is your aunt's child. She came here to pay New Year's greetings and will stay with us for a few days."
The kitten is a male cat. It is 7 years old and its name is Qin Wei. Children of this age cannot fully control the changes in shape, and they usually look like cats.Qin Wei is very clingy, he wants to hug everyone he sees. Before Mu Xun came back, he hugged the cat mother. After Mu Xun came back, he kept asking him to hug him, and he followed him everywhere.
Until dinner at night, he was still squatting on Mu Xun's shoulder: "Brother Mu Xun, I heard that you are a star. You must be a good singer. Can you teach me how to sing? I really like singing!"
Mu Xun scratched his head: "Actually, I'm not good at singing."
"Ah, how can you be a star if you can't sing well?"
Qin Wei's mother beat him on the head with chopsticks: "What are you talking about, your brother Mu Xun dances really well, who said that to be a star you have to sing well."
"Mom, it hurts..." Qin Wei stroked his cat's head, but he forgot the pain in the next second, and surrounded Mu Xun to ask him to dance for himself.
After dinner, Mu Xun took out his mobile phone and found that there were ten text messages and five missed calls on it, all of which were from Chu Yunchen.
Qin Wei put his little paw on Mu Xun's hand, and read out the message on the phone word by word: "You. Dinner. Dinner. Eat. Okay. Don't. Think. You. Dear..."
Mu Xun quickly covered his mouth, put him in a hand, and went to the balcony to call Chu Yunchen back.
The phone beeped twice, and then it was connected. Chu Yunchen chattered a lot of nonsense with him, and suddenly asked, "What's your plan for tomorrow?"
"What plan? Huizi and I made an appointment to have lunch together to catch up."
Chu Yunchen's voice on the phone immediately raised a decibel: "Huizi! It's that brat! Why are you going out to eat with him!"
Mu Xun covered the phone: "Keep your voice down, my mother will hear. Huizi and I have known each other since childhood, and I just went to have dinner with him."
"Hmph, I'm only allowed to go this once. If someone asks you out for dinner again, it must be approved by me."
"I didn't tell you!"
"Hey, hey, say it again, be careful when I spank your ass..."
Mu Xun chatted with Chu Yunchen for nearly an hour and a half before hanging up the phone. When he walked into the living room, he saw mother cat, father cat, and aunt looking at him with strange eyes.
"What are you doing..." Mu Xun took a step back and asked.
Gossip flickered in Mother Cat's eyes: "Xiao Xun is talking about friends, so let me just say, with our Xiao Xun's appearance, we don't have to worry about not having a girlfriend."
"No!" Mu Xun quickly explained, "This is my teammate. We just have a good relationship and chatted for a little longer."
"Teammate, that's the guy..." Mother Cat patted her thigh regretfully, "Oh, it's over then."
"That's right..." Mu Xun said guiltily.
"But it's okay!" Auntie comforted the cat mother, "Sister, we have found so many girls for Xiaoxun. From tomorrow night, we will meet each other one by one. I am not afraid that we will not find a daughter-in-law!"
"Yes, yes, yes! I forgot when I got excited, Xiao Xun, all the cat girls I found for you are very gentle cat girls. They have wanted to know you for a long time. I have already bought clothes for you, so you should hurry up and tidy up." Take care of yourself, show me one by one!"
Mu Xun wailed: "Mom! I don't want to go on a blind date!"
The mother cat had completely ignored him, and was excitedly discussing the blind date with her aunt. Mu Xun turned her attention to the father cat for help.
God!Mu Xun suddenly felt that one head and two big, if this matter was known to Chu Yunchen, he would be miserable!
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The next day, Huizi and Mu Xun were sitting in the restaurant. He looked at the dejected Mu Xun and asked, "So, are you going on a blind date tonight? You don't have to resist this kind of virtue!"
Of course, Mu Xun couldn't tell him about himself and Chu Yunchen, he could only explain: "You also know... women nowadays are very scary..."
Huizi laughed "haha" after hearing this, "Are you worried about getting married to a tigress? Brother, I can't help you with this matter. My girlfriends were all gentle and kind when they were together. , getting along for a long time is like a dominatrix, it scared me to death! A few days ago, I just broke up with my girlfriend, and she turned out to be vicious in front of a bunch of people because I winked at my female fans when I sang Slapped me in the face!"
"If you say that, I don't even want to go..."
Just kidding, it's not that easy to find a really soft, cute and good-tempered cat girl. Most female cats are not inferior to male cats in fights.Looking at his family, we can see that all matters big and small are decided by the mother cat, and the father cat does not interfere in everything, and sometimes he will be slapped by her mother for no reason.
Huizi and Mu Xun chatted for a few more minutes, then suddenly stopped listening, and asked, "Hey, Mu Xun, did you hear... um, the cat meowing?"
"Is there?" Mu Xun pricked up his ears to listen for a few seconds, and then suddenly called out "Yeah", and slipped Qin Wei out of his bag.
Qin Wei squatted happily on the table, and shouted: "Brother Mu Xun, you left me at home so I came here by myself. You are so stupid to find me now, I am almost suffocated!"
"You didn't come out secretly, did you?"
The kitten lowered its head, and it took a while to admit: "Yes... I drilled it directly into your bag..."
Mu Xun quickly took out her mobile phone and called Mother Cat, telling him that Qin Wei was here and telling them not to worry.After hanging up the phone, he pointed at the kitten's nose and scolded, "How could you go out without telling your mother! Your mother is worried about you to death!"
The kitten lowered its head and said softly: "I know I was wrong, don't scold me, woo woo..."
The ears of the cat with folded ears were hanging down, coupled with its pitiful big eyes, it seemed that it was about to cry in the next second, and anyone who saw it would soften their hearts.
Mu Xun sighed, and rubbed the hair on Qin Wei's neck: "Next time I go out, I must tell my mother, do you hear me?"
"I heard it~" the little cat squealed, squinting her eyes happily because of Mu Xun's kneading.
Huizi, who was sitting opposite Mu Xun, also leaned over, and boldly touched Qin Wei with one hand: "This is your cat? It's so beautiful! It can understand your words, so spiritual!"
"Wait, you can't touch..."
Before Mu Xun finished speaking, Qin Wei, who was originally soft and cute, suddenly let out a loud "meow", raised a paw to press Huizi's hand on him, then straightened up and touched Huizi's face. One palm:
"Meow ow!" Who told you to touch me.
It was not enough for him to hit once, and the other paw swung up:
"Meow ow ow ow ow!" Stupid human, don't touch me with your dirty hands!
Then he slapped Huizi's face with two paws:
"Who told you to touch me without consent!"
"If you dare to touch me next time, I will beat you to death! Do what you say!"
"Get out of here soon, I want to vomit when I smell your smell!"
Mu Xun quickly hugged Qin Wei, who was flaunting his teeth and claws, "I'm sorry, this kid has such a personality. He doesn't like being with strangers. I apologize to you on his behalf."
Qin Wei howled in his arms angrily, as if he had been greatly wronged: "Brother Mu Xun, woohoo, he touched my hair, my hair is about to rot, I want to go home and take a bath!"
Most cat-type humans think they are superior to others, treat ordinary humans as stupid creatures, and are very unwilling to get in touch with them. That's why Qin Wei had such a big reaction when Huizi touched him.Mu Xun couldn't explain it to Qin Wei in front of Huizi, and probably wouldn't listen to him if he explained it.
Huizi wiped her face calmly, the corners of her mouth twitching: "It's okay, the kitten is not sensible, I don't care about him..."
The author has something to say: Dang Dang Dang Dang!New Xipi appeared!
The rock superstar loyal dog and good-natured uncle attacked the X person and was soft and cute for a second and the cat with folded ears was caught
But this is several years later, it will be updated in the episode
Many cats do not allow humans to put their hands on their body higher than their paws. If you have cats at home, you can try to press your hand on the cat's paw, and it will proudly pull it out to cover your hand...
☆, sudden
"Huizi, I'm sorry, I'll teach him a lesson when I get home!" Mu Xun walked out of the restaurant with Huizi holding the howling kitten in his arms.
"It's okay, it's okay, I just got hit by it a few times, and my thick skin will heal soon." Huizi touched the three cat's paws on his face, and poked Qin Wei's head, "Why is your cat so fierce? .”
"Don't touch him, he will scratch you."
Mu Xun pressed down on Qin Wei who was screaming "Aoooooooo!", otherwise he would have jumped on Huizi's face in the next second.
"Haha, this cat is interesting!" Huizi didn't look angry at all, and started teasing the cat.
After Qin Wei was fuming from Huizi's head, he heard him say to Mu Xun, "I'll take you home, anyway, our house is close."
Mu Xun nodded: "Okay, my mother still mentioned you today, saying that she hasn't seen you for a long time. By the way, it would be even better if you could go on a blind date with me at night!"
"Haha, no problem, I decided to check it out for you."
"It's better to see you directly, so I don't worry."
"Hahaha, that's not necessary. I feel upset when I see women recently."
"Meow!" Brother Mu Xun, I don't want him to take us home!Qin Wei scratched Mu Xun's clothes and said pitifully.
Mu Xun gave him a "good" mouth shape, signaling him to calm down.Qin Wei let out a low cry, and spread his displeasure in Mu Xun's arms, turning his head away from Huizi's face.
On the way home, Mu Xun and Huizi took out their mobile phones to check from time to time. He found that Chu Yunchen hadn't sent him a text message since noon today, which obviously meant that he had to say something to himself every half an hour. The style of the words does not match.
"Why do you have anything else to do later?" Huizi asked.
"It's okay." Mu Xun smiled at Huizi, put the phone back in his pocket.
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The house of Mu Xun's family is an old house, and the stairs are relatively narrow. It seems a little crowded when two people walk side by side, so Mu Xun walked in front, and Huizi went up the stairs behind him.
Mu Xun's family lived on the third floor. When he turned up from the second floor with his head down, he heard Huizi call out to be careful behind him, and then he was pulled aside by Huizi vigorously. Place smashed down a vase.
"Meow!" The kitten was startled and jumped into Mu Xun's clothes, showing its small head and looking outside in fear.
"Isn't this my vase..." Mu Xun pointed to the broken vase on the ground, suddenly thought of something, yelled "No", and rushed home.
"Mu Xun, what happened!" Huizi also followed behind him.
"I've already told you that we don't have any money now. Besides, we have paid off all the money. What else do you want?"
"You just paid back the principal, and we still have the interest to calculate. Besides, isn't your son a star now? How can he have no money!"
When Mu Xun ran to the door of the house, he saw a group of strangers standing at home, surrounded by mother cat and father cat, the house was turned into a mess, and the ground was a mess.
"Dad! Mom! What's going on!" Mu Xun cried anxiously.
Seeing him, mother cat and father cat shouted at the same time: "Xiao Xun, go, it's none of your business here!"
"No, I won't go!" Mu Xun didn't know where the courage came from, and stood by the door but refused to leave.
"Hey, this is your son. He looks really good, he looks like a big girl, hehe, the cat type is different, a man can grow up like this." A man turned around and looked at Mu Xun, stretched out his hand To raise Mu Xun's chin.
Mu Xun turned his face to avoid his pig's paw, and tried to say in the most stern voice: "What are you doing at my house, if you do this to me again, I will call the police!"
"Hey, this is the first time I've heard that someone wants to call the police!" The man came over and pinched Mu Xun's cheek with great force, "The police don't care what I do!"
"Hey, if you have something to say, don't touch it!" Huizi rushed over and pushed him away, saving Mu Xun from his hands, and glared at the man.
The man didn't get angry when he was pushed away, he narrowed his eyes and looked at Huizi, with a disdainful smile on the corner of his mouth: "Is it human?"
Huizi frowned: "Why are humans not human? You thought you were an alien!"
"Since I'm a human being, I have nothing to worry about!"
The next second, the man moved to Huizi's side in an instant, and knocked him out of the door in a circle. Before Huizi could even make a sound, he slammed into the opposite door hard. His eyelids opened and his throat moved. , directly fainted.
"Ah!" Mother Cat covered her mouth in horror, grabbed the person closest to her and begged, "Please don't hit him, he is an outsider and has nothing to do with it."
The man opened her hand, and said coldly: "It's his own fault, it's brother Hui's kindness that he wasn't killed."
"Little brother, come here!" The man called Brother Hui hooked his hands to Mu Xun who was squatting next to Huizi, motioning for him to come over.
Mu Xun leaned against the door and stood up. He looked at the crying mother cat covering her face and the unconscious one lying at her feet in the room, took a deep breath, tried not to let his legs go weak, and said, "How much do you want?" Qian said, whatever, no, don't hurt my family and friends."
"Hehe, it depends on your knowledge." The elder brother stretched out his five fingers and gestured to Mu Xun.
"50?"
"No, 500."
Mu Xun's eyes widened: "Where did I get so much money, I'll give you all the money in my passbook, this is the end of this matter... Well, let me go"
The eldest brother pinched Mu Xun's neck and moved him to the door, signaling the people in the room to tell the screaming mother cat to shut up. He pressed against Mu Xun's face, and the smell on his body made Mu Xun uncomfortable: "500 million is 500 million! It’s not a lot, if it’s not enough, I can use you to pay for it, a little star with a good appearance like you, if you give it to those big bosses, they will definitely like it.”
"Ahem, let me go!" Mu Xun's face was flushed, and he felt uncomfortable being pinched by him, and felt that he would suffocate in the next second.And Brother Hui's smell was really pungent, it made him want to gag.
"Meow!" Don't bully Brother Mu Xun.
At this time, Qin Wei jumped out of his clothes and bit the elder brother's hand. The elder brother let go with an "oops", and Qin Wei jumped onto the escalator in a spirit, grinning his teeth to demonstrate to him.
The eldest brother stared at the petite lop-eared cat with his hands covered, and sneered: "I didn't expect there was a single kitten here."
Mu Xun turned pale when he saw him: "Serena, run, it's dangerous!"
The kitten is probably still young and full of wildness. She is not afraid of tall men at all. She doesn't listen to Mu Xun's words at all, and still yells at the man furiously. Her mother in the room has been scared to cry by him. .
Seeing that the elder brother's hand was about to hit the kitten's slender body, Mu Xun gritted his teeth, and slammed into the elder brother with all his strength. The elder brother grabbed Mu Xun's hand with a bend of his elbow, and slapped the other hand He slapped Mu Xun in the face: "The little bitch still wants to sneak up on me!"
"Ow!"
Just when Brother Hui's hand was about to touch Mu Xun's face, a series of howling wolves came from the stairwell, and his hand froze in the air—this time, his face turned pale.
He turned back to the little brother in the house with some horror and said, "Did you hear any sound..."
The people inside also looked scared to death, trembling as if they had encountered an evil star.
"Wow~" The wolf's cry was getting closer and closer, and soon, a giant wolf with a body of more than 2 meters in snow-white majesty appeared in front of everyone, and his sharp eyes saw the wolf who was pressed to the ground by Brother Hui. When he was Mu Xun, the white wolf let out a demonstrative roar from between his teeth, and assumed an attacking posture.
The eldest brother quickly released Mu Xun, and his whole body was shaking like a psychopath: "I'm sorry, I'm not, I, I didn't know he was yours, I was wrong, I was really wrong!"
"Roar!" The white wolf rushed to Mu Xun's side, swept his elder brother aside with a flick of his tail, and made a whining sound with his head against Mu Xun.
Mu Xun got up and hugged the white wolf's head excitedly, almost crying: "Why are you here, you bastard!
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