Brother is a sea monster, swollen and touched? !

Later, brother Li Er looked for the housekeeper everywhere, but at last he found someone at the corner closest to Hou Xiaoshan. The housekeeper was squatting, with his neck stretched out, and he was poking his head for something.

Infected by a certain atmosphere of voyeurism, Li Er also squatted beside him and looked around.

Soon he knew what the butler was peeking at. Gong Chanjuan walked around outside Hou Xiaoshan's door, occasionally stopping to knock on the door, but no one answered, she walked around a few more times, and continued to knock on the door, but the people inside I slept soundly and didn't hear the knock on the door at all.

Li Er Fu forehead, such things as night raids are generally done by boys, right?Gong Chanjuan, you really don't know how to be reserved.

Gong Chanjuan finally left and returned to her room. The housekeeper and her young master stood up, both of them looked satisfied.

Li Er shook his head and said, "I don't like girls who are too active."

Butler: Young Master, you obviously took the initiative to throw yourself into the arms of the Eldest Young Master, and I heard that you even took the initiative to climb on the bed.

Well, this kind of confidential gossip is only for internal circulation, and outsiders must not know, the young master's name must be protected.

"Young master, are you looking for me?" The butler saw Li Erna's posture and guessed it right away.

Li Er was so excited just now that he almost forgot that he came out to look for the housekeeper, and immediately reached out his hand when he heard the question.

"Are there any board games for fun? Get a box of Monopoly or something."

Young master, your skin is getting thicker and thicker, and you actually ordered the meal directly.

However, the quality of the housekeeper is there. Once you fish and put it away, the cardboard box of the tycoon of the production area is already in Li Er's hands.

Li Er shook the paper box, and asked the housekeeper worriedly, "Have you ever played with this thing, brother?"

"I assure you, he doesn't even know what a board game is." The butler swore.

Li Er giggled, this time he must avenge his shame, and let Brother Cheap lose until he took off his pants.

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Monopoly is a board game of wits. First, the contestants divide the game money equally, and decide who can become the person with the most money through buying land, building a house, earning rent, chance, fate and other probabilities. It's the poor Lu Snake who will eventually go bankrupt.

Clever readers must have guessed who the loser would be when the two runaway brothers played this capitalist game.

"Brother, I only have a pair of underpants left, give me the last bit of dignity." He continued to cover his knuckles with his hands, his legs were tightly closed, and Li Er used the pleading technique.

And Li Xun is always calm and elegant, and the dark nightgown has not been loosened since the beginning of the game. He is staring at the body of his younger brother Xiao Hua, like a white pig, as if weighing the prey.

"You're broke," he said, implying that he would accept the bet and take off his obtrusive panties.

"Brother, can I use a banana joke instead?"

"A loss."

"Ah?"

"I'm at a disadvantage."

After thinking about it for a long time, Li Er couldn't figure out where his cheap brother was at a disadvantage.

Li Xun endured it very hard, not knowing how to relieve the clusters of evil fire rising up in his body, he waved his hand at the end, "Let's make a banana joke, just a banana joke."

Li Er let out a breath and said, "Once upon a time there was a banana... Ah! Brother, don't, haha~~"

It turned out that the elder brother directly grabbed the younger brother's armpit and grabbed him in the air, and shook him, which made the younger brother laugh out loud.

"Too thin, I will gain weight in the future." My brother said dissatisfied.

"Okay... Oh brother, dear brother, put me down quickly..."

In a whirl, my elder brother lay down on the bed, and my younger brother was on top of him, and his waist was still tightly bound.

"Brother, let me go, don't press you down."

"It's not bad." Li Xun said.

"But I still have to tell banana jokes."

"That's it."

Brother, you old man has a shaky physique, you like to be pressed so much, brother Li Er is happy, and started talking.

"A banana caught a cold and was coughing non-stop. I went to see a doctor. The doctor told me to lift up my clothes. I listened to my lungs with a stethoscope. Banana took off my shirt. Then the doctor said angrily, what is it that you have a cold?" , It’s obviously scoliosis!”

Li Xun: ...

Li Er was still complacent, and asked, "Brother, are the jokes I tell funny? Laugh a lot every day, and if you are in a good mood, you won't be abnormal..."

"what?"

"No, no..." Li Er rolled over from his brother, and pulled the quilt like a hooligan, "Sleep sleep~~"

Li Xun got up and turned off the light, turning the room into darkness, returned to the bed, pulled half of the quilt off his brother's body to cover himself, put one hand on his back, and put his cold fingers on the sunken spine Swipe over and over again, giving people goosebumps.

"When I was young..." In the darkness, Li Xun's voice was empty, "Father told you the story of the sea monster?"

Li Er was so nervous that he froze, this change was completely within Li Yun's expectation.

"Sea monsters, haha, sea monsters..." Hidden by the wall, "I, I have no prejudice against sea monsters, but I hate, yes, hate sea monsters that can eat people..."

Li Xun squeezed over, "...you really know..."

Li Er became worried, couldn't he, he didn't die inexplicably because of his brother's broken love, but because he learned his brother's secret, he was killed and silenced?

But hearing a chuckle from behind, Li Xun put his chin on the nape of his younger brother's neck, and rubbed him intimately.

"Hate me?" he asked.

"I don't hate it." Li Er felt that this kind of answer was not enough to enhance the brotherhood, so he added: "As long as my brother doesn't eat me, how can I hate it? It's too late to like it."

"Then I won't eat you." Li Xun said.

"Then I'm relieved." Li Er said dryly, only hoping that his brother would keep his word, but he was still worried about one thing, "What about the mermaid? Will the mermaid eat me?"

Thinking of the events of last night, he was terrified.

"A mermaid won't eat you either."

"you sure?"

"My words cannot be questioned." Li Xun patted his younger brother on the head.

Li Er waited for a long time, but Li Xun continued to discuss with him on the topic of cannibalism. After listening carefully, he fell asleep.

Great, let's go to bed too.

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My brother's sleeping habits are not very good.

What kind of fuss is going to be made by treating my younger brother as a pillow! !

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But after the two brothers from home fell asleep, Hou Xiaoshan woke up covered in sweat.

His body seemed to be on fire, and it wasn't in much pain, but it made him dizzy.

He wanted to see if there was something wrong with his skin. With the faint light, he found that there were slightly transparent blue scales on his body, and connected webs grew between his fingers. He was so shocked that he almost fell off the bed.

These are the characteristics of a mermaid, but how could he...

Thinking of what Gong Chanjuan said to him during the day, could it be because of being cursed by the mermaid?

Now he regretted only punching the mermaid, he should have killed him!

Will he maintain the appearance of this monster for the rest of his life?Will he never come home again?

Then he felt a longing again, eager to go to the sea, let the scorching body soak in it, and relieve the uncomfortable symptoms.

As soon as his feet stepped on the ground, those uncomfortable feelings suddenly disappeared, all the changes in his body disappeared suddenly, and the webs between his palms also retracted, but he was still sweating, like a wronged soul who fell into hell, and The mermaid who made the instigator was standing at the entrance to Hell, smiling at him.

"Killing you...can I go back to normal?" he asked himself.

I don't know if that evil mermaid can give him the answer.

The author has something to say:

Lu snake, loser, the meaning is probably similar to diaosi.

Squeeze, grandma, just understand.

Mermaid, you are hated by your wife~~~