[Net match] CV is a cat

Tang An clicked on Lishangmeng's latest Weibo. After seeing the content, he felt his stomach sore and the corners of his mouth twitched. He just wanted to say one thing to this baby: the medicine can't be stopped!However, maybe people took too much medicine?Tsk tsk, no, this situation is clearly terminally ill, and there is no cure!touch chin~

CV Glass Dream:

The decoration of the small nest has been completed. We went shopping in the furniture market early this morning. We saw a very cheap couch. It only cost 9379. We bought it without hesitation~ But Zheji said that my family is so rich and I He looks so good, and he is still a small employee, what if I was kidnapped?The last picture of the two of us sitting on the couch. @长安巷, since I don't want to face you, I know you after looking at the photos, right?

Comment 1: So sweet, so sweet, Mengmeng sprinkles sugar every day, I'm going to be so sweet!The broken halberd is big and handsome, cute and beautiful, a match made in heaven!

Comment 2: The amount of information is huge. Could it be that Chang'an Lane proposed to have a face-to-face meeting with the broken halberd?Slut, steal someone else's boyfriend, shameless!

Comment 3: That's right, it's a good thing that Zhajida turned around, we are so cute, and our family background is so good, those shameless people, please stop pestering Zhajida.

Comment 4: So handsome and so good, I didn't expect Mengmeng to be a local tyrant!Hey, I'm desperate for this world that looks at faces and money @长安巷

Comment 5: I laughed so hard, did the previous ones have any brains?Can't you see that Chang'an was haunted by a broken halberd?Forget it, I can't tell you a group of SBs who have eaten Zhisan, there are slaves as there are masters.

Comment 6: My dear friend in front, I will give you a pot cover, so you can stand up to the brainless fans!Damn, I don't even know how to talk to this group of juvenile dementia patients. There is no parent, An Xiang, who will catch me every day.People simply ignore it, and are still yelling here.

Comment 7: I can only say that the more you lack something, the more you love to show it off. Whether it's a fan of brains or Li Shangmeng's behavior, it's just a symbol of inferiority.

Comment 8: All you fans of Chang’an Lane, go to hell, don’t come to the disgusting people under our cute Weibo, no wonder you don’t want that ugly monster in Chang’an Lane.

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Tang An felt uncomfortable seeing the dirty words coming out of Li Shangmeng's fans. He really couldn't figure out why he insulted others like this for a two-dimensional idol who had nothing to do with him.That posture, the revenge of killing his father is nothing more than that, the most important thing is, he obviously didn't do anything, why is he scolded like this?

But he didn't want to scold back, if the dog bites you, do you want to bite the dog again?It's just that he didn't want to be offended by Lishangmeng when he opened Weibo in the future, so he had to adopt a one-hit method to make Lishangmeng completely stop disgusting him.

Ma Dan, Lao Zhi is so pure and upright, Master Gong Gong can't think of a way to deal with Xiao Shou Shou, God, why did you give me such a pure and pure heart like Lei Feng, look up at the sky, so worried Sang, the Lun family can't think of a way, right finger... who will help me, the Lun family will accompany you for a spring breeze~

Ten minutes later, Tang An was paralyzed on the bed with the scratched bird's nest head in a large font, his eyes were dull - his brain was too active, and he was facing a crash.Then he turned over, buried his whole head in the pillow, hugged the baby bunny who was still under the quilt into his arms, and started humming.

"Daughter, your papa was bullied on the Internet, so sad and sad, but Su papa is too upright to think of a sinister way to deal with them, can you help papa find a way?"

"Are you going to respond to papa? Well, don't tell me you don't want papa anymore, my dear girl, you act like this! No, you must have inherited the gene of papa's integrity, so you can't think of a way, right?"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Chicken Wings." That's why I want to make them into New Orleans roast chicken wings."

At this moment, because the door was not closed, Tang An vaguely heard the sound of the door opening downstairs, and sat up in shock, his eyes widened—could it be a thief?Usually at this point Shen Tao would never come back!

Fuck, I know that it is easy to recruit thieves and robbers if you have money. You must know that low-level citizens like Zhong Yi's family and his own once opened their houses and no thieves looked at the door for a whole day.

Tang An hurriedly closed the door and locked it, while looking at what could temporarily replace the function of moving bricks and saps in the room, and finally found that it seemed that only the portable had some potential, and the most important thing was it It's still ultra-thin, and I don't know if it can be used, and I use a laptop instead of a brick to smash people, how about respect?Burning pianos and cooking cranes and horses, has Lao Zhi also been reduced to doing whatever it takes to save his life?

Picking up his laptop, Tang quietly waited by the door. If that person doesn't force his way into his room, they will be fine. Once that person breaks in, let him taste the sourness of his brain bursting Hurry up, Emma, ​​Lao Zhi is really powerful, and he can still make up such a wonderful picture in his head at such a critical moment of life and death. I must have been selected as a child paper when I was young.

The diaphragm response effect of Shen Tao's house was good, so once the door was closed, even if Tang An put his ear to the door, he couldn't hear anything. Just when Tang An was breathing lightly, suddenly there was the sound of a key opening the door.

The hairs all over Tang An's body stood on end, cold sweat broke out from behind his back, and his cat's eyes were narrowed, ready to go.

Jade Emperor Earth Queen Mother Guanyin Bodhisattva Tathagata Buddha God Jesus Allah Harry Potter Voldemort bless me in one fell swoop, bah, in one fell swoop!

At the moment the door was opened, Tang An rushed forward at the speed of urinating for three hours and rushed to the toilet. The laptop in his hand followed the truth of "slapping his face" and directly photographed the person coming from the opposite side. Hahahahahahahahaha, Lao Zhi is indeed a genius, this time you will be disfigured if you don’t go half-life, let’s see how you have the face to steal again in the future.

Hey hey hey hey hey, this feels a bit wrong!Looking up again, the computer in my hand stopped at the tip of the man's nose, unable to move forward half an inch, two slender fingers were clamping the computer, and a faint voice came from behind: "If you succeed in transforming, will you repay your favor? See Come on, I should have made you a cat meat bun from the beginning."

"Eh? Shen Tao? Why is it you?" Tang An immediately picked up the laptop and shrank back to the bed. It was completely the same as a normal cat when it was frightened.

Looking at Shen Tao who was slowly walking towards him, Tang An, who almost got into trouble, was so scared that he didn't even dare to blink his eyes, Emma, ​​Shen Tao looks so scary, mama, it's not that the land god doesn't eat people ?No, Lao Zhi is not a human but a meow now. Didn’t he say that the Land Lord doesn’t eat meow meat?

"Well... I thought it was a thief in the house. You... you don't come back at this time... I just want to catch the thief." Tang An explained while stammering , while backing up, until the body retreated to the head of the bed and could no longer retreat half a point, then barely stopped, "You, you, don't be black, ah, ah, cat meat and human flesh are not delicious! How about I give you I'm good at cooking!"

The Shen Tao in front of him is not at all different from what he usually sees, there is no playful smile in his eyes, instead they are as sharp as ice picks, exuding a domineering aura all over his body.

There was only a laptop between them, and Tang An felt that Shen Tao's shadow enveloped him.The computer in his hand was taken away. Tang An felt that he should resist, but he couldn't use any strength. He looked at Shen Tao's eyes as dark as night, and wondered if he would have a second chance to be reborn.

Mama, I am so PIAPIA!

"Puchi! Little Benben, you are so funny and cute! I didn't expect you to be so funny after transforming. I really picked up a treasure."

Before Tang An could turn his head around, Shen Tao threw him on the bed, turned over and was hugged into Shen Tao's arms. As usual, the tip of his nose lingered with a light mint fragrance.

Cautiously raising his head to look, he happened to meet Shen Tao's smiling eyes. For some reason, Tang An felt his heart was full of something, and blushed quietly.

Shen Tao looked at the successfully transformed pet in his bosom, with delicate and fair skin, delicate chin and nose, a pair of watery golden eyes, as delicate as a porcelain doll, no matter how you look at it, it looks good.You must know that he was also taken aback when he opened the door and was attacked. Fortunately, he thought that Tang An was the only one in this family, so Tang An must have succeeded in transforming.Seeing the pink color slowly appearing on the child's face, he finally couldn't hold back his sinful hands and pinched Tang An's face.

"Heh, this feels really good. I still need a pillow. I'll just use you from now on."

"You..." Tang An was pinched by Shen Tao, and his little head immediately became sober. After sorting out the things just now, he understood what was going on. His feelings were deliberately pretended to be fierce just now. Shen Tao was taken aback, rubbing it, whether it is bearable or unbearable, he immediately counterattacked with his teeth and claws, "You clearly know that I didn't mean to hit you, but you still scare me! Lord, I will bite you to death!"

But force value doesn't mean how much you can increase in a moment of rage, especially when facing opponents with great disparity in strength, Tang An's rebellion was quickly suppressed.

"Hmph!" Tang An sat on the bed with the baby bunny in his arms, and shot his eyes at the guy who was lazily leaning on the newly bought single sofa.

Suddenly a light flashed in his mind, since he was so upright and couldn't think of a way to get rid of Li Shangmeng's harassment, then the big bad wolf wagging its tail in front of him was so dark-hearted, he must have a way!

Thinking of this, Tang An immediately moved to the end of the bed, and poked Shen Tao's calf with his round toes: "Hey, if you want me to forgive you, just do me a favor."

Shen Tao deliberately didn't speak just now just to see Tang An's sulking look, he didn't expect the kid to talk to him again after a while, but what was it that troubled Tang An so much that he humbly begged himself for help?Could it be that Zhong Yi?

"Tell me, just take it as compensation for scaring you just now." Touching Tang An's head, his hair was soft and very comfortable.

Tang An was very satisfied with Shen Tao's attitude, and if he knew what was wrong, there would be no way to improve it.

"I play dubbing on the Internet. You can Baidu it yourself for the specifics. In fact, it's nothing. I used to have a partner who always confessed to me. Later, when we were about to meet in reality, he suddenly got together with another person. Yes, his current boyfriend always says weird things on Weibo to scare me, I feel so frustrated, what do you think I should do? By the way, the three of us are all men, that is to say, we are gay .”

Tang An's words were so smooth that he didn't pause. For him now, even Zhong Yi might not be as close as Shen Tao to him, so Tang An felt that he had nothing to hide. Under the same roof, with Shen Tao's shrewdness, this kind of thing will be revealed sooner or later. Instead of waiting to hate it later, it is better to make it clear now and stop the loss in time.

Tang quietly watched Shen Tao, even if there was a trace of disgust on Shen Tao's face, he would keep a good distance between the two of them in the future, after all he didn't want to make things difficult for Shen Tao.Fortunately, the smile on Shen Tao's face didn't diminish, and he still gently rubbed his head, so could he think that Shen Tao didn't hate him as a gay guy?

"You say he's threatening you on Weibo? Let me see the original version of Weibo, so I can help you find a solution."

Upon hearing this, Tang An felt that something was going on, turned on the laptop frantically, waited for the Weibo page to open, and pushed it in front of Shen Tao: "Here, this is it. The broken halberd on the battlefield is my former partner, and Li Shangmeng is his boyfriend." Friends, I am that unlucky cannon fodder Chang'an Lane."

Tang An didn't hold anything back about his affairs on the Internet, so he told Zhong Yi the same. When Shen Tao browsed Weibo and fell silent, Tang An touched his heart, why did he trust this person so quickly?Is it because he is the father-in-law of the land that I have a better impression of gods and the like?

Not long after, Shen Tao patted Tang An on the shoulder and said, "I thought of two ways, it depends on which one you choose."

The author has something to say: Thanks to Lingze, Suchen Qianmeng and Jinzice for their landmines, okay?

Thank you Zero Ze for the big grenade, I will be patient with you~~~

Emma, ​​why is my son's baby teeth stupid and cute? I really want to raise one. I don't know if Shen Tao and I have a good chance of winning...