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Tang An was so frightened by Aunt Hong's tough tone as usual that his hands trembled, and he almost threw the phone out, and immediately replied: "Girl, you have strong milk teeth, did your future husband make it? No, you are like this, where do you get a man from?" Dare to ask you?"

After replying to the news, Tang An shivered and wiped his stomach. After staying with Shen Tao for a long time, Nima has learned [-]% to [-]% of his poisonous tongue. Now Tang An really wants to cover his face. There is a good saying, rather Offending a villain should not offend a woman, especially a woman who is crazy and has no limit. He can't imagine another aunt's red and violent lioness. Could it be that Wo has recently learned to play tricks?

Sure enough, within a few seconds, there was a new reply message on QQ, squinting his eyes timidly, Tang An touched the cold sweat on his forehead and clicked on the reply——

Aunt Hong:

Damn it, An Goudan, have you been possessed by something unclean?Unexpectedly, NB has such an attitude towards my old lady.I didn't expect that your little body and voice would be interested in living in it. It's almost like rushing out of the earth and flying into the universe.Emma, ​​in fact, if she loses the master, it would be a mistake for Nima to show her love for ghosts.

Christmas Eve party, give my mother a promise, will you come or not?If you don't come, I will add all kinds of difficult H to your play, hahahahaha

Tang An covered his face and sighed. He knew it, he knew it would be such a tragic ending. Look, is this what people say?What do people do?Oh my god, this is the first time I am thankful that I am gay, if I am a heterosexual and marry such a tigress home, wouldn’t that be the opposite of the sky?Wo still likes the delicate little Shou Shou, no, then what the hell is Shen Tao who is with him now?

As for the Christmas Eve party, just go, anyway, he really wants to meet Auntie Hong and the others, after all, they have been in love for a few years, so it’s good to enhance their friendship. If he gave up the party because of him, Lao Zhi was able to sit upright, and if he wanted to get out of the way, it would be him!But recently, Li Shangmeng is very quiet, and she doesn't show affection with Zheji anymore. The two of them seem to be cold like this. Anyway, no matter what, this is not within Tang An's consideration.

Chang'an Lane:

Some time ago, I thought there would be something to do on Christmas Eve, but now that I am free, the little one will follow the Queen Mother Lafayette's order, and bring you tea and water when the time comes, and I will surely serve you comfortably.

Aunt Hong:

You are smart, hum~

We have already discussed the location of the meeting, it is at Earl KTV, you can ask Gay Zi for the detailed address later, she is in charge of calling people.

Tang An resolutely went to look for Gay Zi, but no one answered him, and suddenly remembered that Gay Zi, as a day and night reverse party, should still be dating Zhou at this moment (￣▽￣)"

Looking at the time, it was time for Shen Tao to get off work. Tang An drank the remaining cocoa in one gulp, thinking about what to do for dinner tonight.Damn, why is Lao Zhi becoming more and more like a good wife and mother now?Isn't Lao Zhi's original intention to find a good wife and mother?What is going on with this messy script?God, I'm lost on the road of life...

Christmas Eve couldn't have come any sooner. Tang An felt that he was still discussing whether to go or not with Aunt Hong yesterday, but in the blink of an eye, it's already time today.Sitting in the taxi, Tang An looked at the streets filled with a strong Christmas atmosphere and smiled. It had been a long time since he went on the streets on Christmas, but he didn't expect this feeling to be not bad.

When you get to the entrance of the KTV, you can see the huge Christmas tree outside the glass door at a glance. It is decorated with beautiful stars of various colors, and there is a Santa Claus standing next to it. Every customer who enters can get a small gift. Even people who are in a bad mood can laugh all of a sudden.Through the glass door, you can vaguely see that all the employees inside are wearing Santa hats, and some even put on Santa Claus clothes.

Thinking of a poor guy named Shen Tao who couldn't feel Christmas because of working overtime, Tang An decided to show his compassion, take two photos, and show him to satisfy his greed when he goes back at night.

After taking the photo, Tang An gathered the white cashmere scarf and walked in. The Santa Claus standing beside him immediately came over, took out two beautifully wrapped small gifts from the package, and handed them to Tang An, with a smile on his face. Said, "Merry Christmas, beautiful children deserve a double gift."

Tang An was taken aback for a moment, then accepted the two gifts with a smile, his eyes were bright as if they were full of little stars: "Merry Christmas, you have worked hard."

After waving goodbye to Santa Claus, Tang An's mood was so good that it exploded, and he walked towards the agreed box with joy, alas, this is a world of faces.

Well, 309, yes!

Knocking on the door, there was an immediate response from inside, and after a while, the door was opened, and a voice that was quite like a queen said beamingly: "Oh, the one who came back must be Xiao Anzi, he is the only one missing. Xiao Anzi ..."

After the door opened, a fashionable and beautiful young girl stood behind the door. Even without makeup, she was very beautiful, giving people a bright feeling, clean and neat, elegant, and her appearance and voice matched well.At this moment, he was staring at Tang An with his eyes wide open, with a look of amazement on his face.

Tang An knew who this was when she heard her speak, Aunt Hongbai, unexpectedly the real person's appearance and personality were exactly the same as the one imagined.

Tang An waved his paw at her, and rolled his eyes with a smile: "I'm Chang'an Lane, and I'm here today to do your best for Her Majesty Queen. I..."

Before Tang An could finish his words, he was interrupted by a scream. Aunt Hong grabbed Tang An in with a dragon claw, followed by a whirlwind kick to close the door, and then Tang An felt himself being hugged. He said: "Fuck me, An Goudan, you are so beautiful, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! It's so beautiful, let my sister take a sip!"

Just when Tang An was overly frightened, he thought that his chastity was not guaranteed and escaped safely—Aunt Hong said that she did not want to be assassinated by the master on the way home at all ╮(╯▽╰) ╭

The reaction of the rest of the people seeing Tang An was not much different from that of Aunt Hong. After introducing each other, everyone warmed up to each other. The scene where the facial muscles twitch is so funny.

A total of sixteen people came to this Didu.com supporting circle party, and three of them came from the Qianse crew. What Tang An didn't expect was that the homosexual Zi Zi, who has always had the same aggressive lower limit as Aunt Hong on the Internet, was actually A gentle and fresh girl, but after getting acquainted with her, all kinds of people will go crazy.As for the other one, the art master has kidney deficiency and no blues. Although she looks ordinary, she has a unique temperament. The more you get in touch with her, the more you feel that this girl feels very comfortable. It is probably a kind of intellectual beauty. It is said that In reality, he is a student of Central America, a god-level figure in the school.

Tang An was sitting on the far right of the sofa, next to the gay guy Zi, this girl was in love with the camera function of her mobile phone.

"Xiao Anzi, hurry up, take a few poses for my sister, it is said that seeing more beautiful men can increase your life span, from now on, my sister will look at your photos several times before eating and going to bed every day, maybe in a few years my life span will be longer. "

Gay Zi pointed at Tang An with his mobile phone, and praised: "Look at this supple skin, look at this delicate face, sir, do you want me to wait for the hanging silk girl to work? It's just like It looks like it was pulled out of the book. It can't be done, my mother is going to have a nosebleed. Come on, Xiao Anzi poses, or I will torture you and scratch you."

Seeing gay Zi with such a small and fresh face saying such unrestrained and unscrupulous words, Tang An couldn't hold back all of a sudden, and rolled his eyes with a smile. His fair skin was lined with short black, shiny and soft hair, and Tang An After taking off the down jacket, the white sweater he was wearing underneath made him look more and more delicate and well-behaved.

Dazzled by this smile, the gay Zi Zi even forgot to take a picture, screamed and fell on the sofa covering his heart: "Oh my god, this lethality is comparable to an atomic bomb. I feel like my heart has been shot Oh, pillowy and well-behaved little Shoushou, my old lady wants to commit a crime, and wants to rob someone with the great god."

On the opposite side, Kidney Deficiency Meilan silently saved the photos from the perfect angles that he took just now, um, there will be models for painting in the future, hold your claws!

The others were also blinded by Tang An's smile just now, and they all imitated the homosexual Zi Zi covering his heart and making a dizzy appearance. For a while, the atmosphere in the box was lively—except for the indifferent Li Shangmeng and the somewhat regretful Zongzhe on his face. halberd.

Li Shangmeng was stunned from the moment Tang An appeared. He never thought that Chang'an Lane was actually Shen An, so wouldn't he be hitting himself with the insinuating words on Weibo that Chang'an Lane was not good-looking? Face?Thinking about what happened in his own family now, his face became even more gloomy.

He has always known about his father's embezzlement of public funds, but since the company didn't find out, it's nothing, and the money is necessary to maintain his good life, but he never thought that his father would be found out one day.A week ago, the father was taken away by the police, and the family items and house were also auctioned to compensate the company for the shortfall.What surprised him the most was that even though his father was raising men and women outside, he actually transferred a lot of funds and real estate in the family to an illegitimate child. He and his mother had nothing.

That illegitimate child is even more abominable, actually wanting to kill them all. Back then, the mother who was obviously an illegitimate child shamelessly wanted to marry his father relying on the marriage contract at home, so she was worthy of her humble appearance?Fortunately, the mother later snatched the father over and made their marriage contract void. Unexpectedly, the woman was pregnant with a child before going to the United States.It's not that he didn't go to the company to find Shen Tao, hoping to be lenient, but every time he couldn't even see him.

Now he lives in a small rental house with his mother, and the only life-saving straw he can hold on to now is to break the halberd.He doesn't want to live this kind of poor life anymore, what he wants is a life of spending money like dirt.But recently, he left the company due to the incident last time, and his phone number and address were all changed.Thinking that today's party would fail, he rushed over regardless of his mother's objection.

What he didn't expect was that he would meet Shen Tao's younger brother Shen An here today. Looking at the young man who looked like stars holding the moon, Li Shangmeng's eyes turned red with jealousy.Why does he have everything, a luxurious life, a good family background and a brother who loves him, he doesn't deserve these things!The more Li Shangmeng thought about it, the more he felt uneasy, and his blood boiled.Now he really wanted to splash the juice in front of Tang An's face, no, it would be great if it was sulfuric acid, without this face, let's see if Shen Tao would still love him.

But he can't now, he needs to use Shen An to catch up with Shen Tao, and hope that his father's matter can be ignored. Of course, it would be even better if Shen Tao can fall in love with him. He is very confident about this, and there has never been any man Can run away from your own hands.Thinking of this, Li Shangmeng felt better.

As for the broken halberd who was eight feet away from him on the other side, he looked at Tang An sadly, but unfortunately he cast his eyes on the blind man. Tang An was tired of dealing with everyone's teasing, so how could he have time to talk to him?

Zheji drank a sip of beer, his thoughts turned a thousand times, he didn't expect Chang'an to be Shen An, with such a superb family background and appearance, seeing how he got along with everyone, it is obvious that he has a good personality.If Chang Li didn't seduce him back then, would he be with Chang An now?A double harvest of career and beauty?Thinking of this, Zhe Ji's resentment towards Chang Li increased to another level.

But from what happened to now, Changan has never blamed himself, so does it mean that he still has a chance?Although he and Li Shang are a couple now, wouldn't it be fine as long as he snatched him over?That's right, I'm still Chang'an's first love, and Chang'an is also my first love, isn't it only natural for them to be together?Thinking of this, Broken Halberd's eyes lit up, and he picked up his wine glass and walked towards Tang An.

The author has something to say: A certain D who didn’t update yesterday bowed and apologized here, the reason is—lazy

It is said that when writing this chapter, when writing Lishangmeng and Broken Halberd, Lao Zhi was shocked by the person who could write such divine logic...

Thanks to Suchen Qianmeng for the big mine, okay?