Actually you are a fairy

When An Honghong woke up, Cheng Cheng was sitting on the side of his bed and looking at him with a strange kindness: "How are you, have you recovered?"

"Oh my god!" An Honghong fell off the bed in shock, put her hands in the posture of Ultraman Tiga, and kept chanting "Amitabha", "You... you go Go! Get away from me!"

"What are you afraid of..." Cheng Cheng approached An Honghong while persuading her.

"Touch!" An Honghong raised her foot, stretched her leg, and put her 42-foot stinky foot on Cheng Cheng's fair face.

Cheng Cheng: "..."

"You...fucking can you wash your feet! Can you wash your feet!! Ugh..." Cheng Cheng's face was sallow from the smoke, he retched and curled his mouth ferociously, "I... I never saw With such stinky feet!"

An Honghong froze for a moment, sat on the ground apologetically, picked up her feet and smelled them, then frowned, "Um... sorry."

After Cheng Cheng vomited, he sat beside An Honghong's bed panting heavily: "Okay, have you calmed down yet? Can we talk properly now?!"

An Honghong nodded awkwardly: "Let's talk."

Cheng Cheng heaved a sigh of relief, and complained nonchalantly: "I really can't figure out how you could be my elder brother! My elder brother obviously loves flowers when everyone sees them, so how could it be your virtue!"

An Honghong shook her stinky feet, what's wrong with my virtue!Can't I still subdue you with one kick! "Hehe, I'm just more bohemian, it's because of my personality, it's because of my personality." An Honghong has always been aware of current affairs, but now he is possessed by mana, whether he is a god or a monster, for the sake of his life, it's better not to provoke him ...

"Forget it, forget it, you don't know..." Cheng Cheng rolled his eyes at him, sat next to An Honghong, grabbed his shoulder and wanted to kiss him, "Come on, help you recover your mana..."

"Stop!" An Honghong didn't dare to punch anyone anymore, he couldn't guarantee whether this deranged "fairy" would bomb him suddenly, so he had to stop his next behavior, "You ...what is this for?"

Cheng Cheng looked at his face, then turned his head in disgust: "Don't think I'm trying to take advantage of you, your looks will make me vomit for days. I just want to help you recover your mana."

"Recover mana?" An Honghong was still a little confused, "Can you explain it more clearly?"

Cheng Cheng turned his head and closed his eyes again in disgust after seeing An Honghong's face: "Originally, as long as you take the inner alchemy, you can completely restore your divine power and memory in the heavens, but you didn't hand over your inner alchemy back then." Give it to me, so you can't rely on Neidan to recover."

"However, our seven brothers are united, as long as we have body and night contact, we can restore you to the most basic divine power of the gods. But your unique ability and memory can only be restored after you find your inner alchemy. However, the body night... at last The convenient thing is to kiss."

"Wait," An Honghong frowned, "You've always said the truth, but how do you know that I belong to your brother? From your words, I can tell that my current state is not similar to your elder brother's." ah."

"Do you still remember you pointing your finger at my forehead when we met for the first time?" Cheng Cheng stretched out his hand and caressed the center of his brow, "Our seven brothers, as long as there is physical contact, there will be a response, so I sensed that you are My big brother."

An Honghong still couldn't believe it: "Could you feel wrong?"

Cheng Cheng held An Honghong's hand impatiently, and said after a pause, "I also hope that I got it wrong."

"Then according to what you said... only I know where my inner alchemy is, and I can only find it if I restore my memory, but the only way to restore my memory is to eat the inner alchemy... Isn't this a trap? An endless loop? I'm afraid I'll never be able to recover my memory, right?"

"It's memory and divine power, thank you." Cheng Cheng said expressionlessly.

"Didn't you just say that...kissing you can restore mana?" An Honghong swallowed.

Cheng Cheng: "...vomit..."

"I said..." After vomiting, Cheng Cheng looked at An Honghong beggingly, "Brother, can you change your face?"

An Honghong: "..."

"Okay," Cheng Cheng shrugged, and explained to An Honghong, "After you get the inner alchemy, you can restore your memory and your unique divine power, while our body-night contact... just allows you to restore your immortal instincts. That's all. For example, what I just showed you, such as fetching objects from space, flying, invisibility, etc. These are equivalent to human beings' eating, drinking, and lassing, and a god can do it."

"Oh." An Honghong nodded blankly, "Then what is my unique divine power?"

"Your supernatural power is to manipulate time." Cheng Cheng's expression was enigmatic.

"What is manipulating time?"

"I don't know the details," Cheng Cheng shrugged. "After all, this is your skill. I only know that this skill is very powerful. You are the only one who can control time in the entire Three Realms. According to my understanding, it is probably a random skill." Travel through time and space, and control the speed of time."

"It's so amazing!" An Honghong's eyes lit up, "Then can I jump to a week later to see the lottery numbers of the sports lottery, and then quickly travel back to buy that lottery ticket? Wouldn't I be rich like this?!"

Cheng Cheng: "..." Can you be a little more unpromising and have no lower limit!

"Okay," An Honghong shrugged awkwardly, "What about you, what's your special skill?"

"My special skill?! If you say it, it will make the ground tremble three times!" Cheng Cheng shook his legs proudly, raised his head and showed off, "My special skill is intelligence."

An Honghong: "..."

Cheng Cheng: "What kind of eyes do you have! Are you looking down on my wisdom!"

An Honghong was expressionless: "No, it's just...hehe."

"You stupid fairy! Oh, no, you are still a stupid human being!" Cheng Cheng was furious immediately after being looked down upon, and Taotao kept showing off his IQ, "At that time, the seven of us were still When I was in the sky, I was a think tank! I was a military adviser, you know! All the battles are commanded by me! Forget it, you probably don’t understand these things, let’s put it in your common language, I’m 12 years old When I was 14 years old, I was studying for a double master’s degree at Tsinghua University and Peking University. When I was 15 years old, I was studying for a doctorate at Harvard University. When I was [-] years old, I was studying at Oxford University. How awesome! Huh?!"

An Honghong: "Oh."

Cheng Cheng: "..."

An Honghong comforted: "Okay, okay, I know you're very good, okay? Let's talk about something serious, about that physical contact... Is there no other way than kissing?"

Cheng Cheng thought for a while, picked up the water glass on the table, spit into it and said, "Or... I can extract my saliva, and you drink it?"

An Honghong: "...vomit."

"Hehe, just kidding. Body night... there are many kinds..." Cheng Cheng smiled and touched his pants//crotch, "Or you can choose excrement, I can accept it..."

An Honghong: "Ugh...vomit..."

"Don't tell me...you want to..." Cheng Cheng looked down between his legs, and quickly covered his pants//crotch with a flushed face, "I'm a straight man, bro!"

"Get out!" An Honghong took out a knife from behind, and gestured viciously at Cheng Cheng, "Don't you know that there is a body called 'blood'?!"

After finishing speaking, he took Cheng Cheng's hand and poked his finger with the tip of a knife, and soon a round drop of blood emerged from the tip of Cheng Cheng's index finger.An Honghong lowered her head calmly, rolled her tongue, and blood dripped into her mouth.

Immediately afterwards, an unprecedented sense of fullness spread all over her body. An Honghong suddenly felt that she was full of strength, her vision became clearer, her limbs became more flexible, and her mood became much more open-minded than before.Could it be that... is he really a fairy?Could it be that the fate of my hanging silk for more than 20 years has changed...

"How is it, big brother?" Cheng Cheng pinched his fingers and looked at An Honghong excitedly.

An Honghong closed her eyes, stretched out her left hand and exerted a little force, and the broom three or four meters away immediately teleported into his hand.It really works!

"Oh my god, brother! You are amazing!" Cheng Cheng jumped over excitedly.

An Honghong quickly took a step back, grabbed the broom handle and shook it: "Now I will ask you one last question."

"Have you always treated your elder brother with the disrespectful attitude just now?"

Cheng Cheng: "..."

"Brother, I was wrong..." Cheng Cheng hurriedly hugged An Honghong's thigh, with a distressed expression and tears streaming down his face.

An Honghong snorted twice, raised her leg and kicked Cheng Cheng: "For the time being, I will forget about the villain, get up!"

Cheng Cheng got up with a sad face, stared at An Honghong's face with burning eyes, paused, and closed his eyes in a horrible way.

An Honghong: "..." How ugly I am!How ugly ah ah ah ah ah! !

"Now, what do we need to do?" After An Honghong became the eldest brother of the fairy, she immediately became full of style.

Cheng Cheng took out the five inner elixirs from his pocket, and held them in front of An Honghong graciously: "What we need to do now is to find the five younger brothers, and then catch Shuaimo and return to the heaven. But..."

"but what?"

"But I have been looking for ten years, and I didn't find one of your brothers until today, and the remaining five... I don't know when I will find them..." Cheng Cheng blinked aggrievedly, "And according to my ten years The investigation found that erinyao has already appeared in this world..."

"What exactly is this erotic demon?" An Honghong was full of doubts.

"I think erotic demons are the most insane demons in the entire Three Realms!" Cheng Cheng curled his lips in dissatisfaction, "The so-called erotic demons, as the name suggests, are demons that magnify desires in people's hearts. People are completely controlled by desires and lose their minds. No matter the ascetic monks or us gods... can't resist this kind of magnified desire. Can you imagine that if he wreaks havoc in the world, then human beings will completely change. Be selfish and cruel, and the world will be ruined!"

"There is such a perverted demon?" An Honghong suddenly opened her eyes wide, and nodded thoughtfully, "No wonder I like my goddess Bai Xue so much, as if I can't control myself at all...you say Could it be that I have been influenced by Erin Demon?!"

Cheng Cheng: "..." This is obviously because you have no ambitions and are bold, okay!

"The erotic demon cannot get close to the body of our god," Cheng Cheng paused, "unless his skill has been raised to an unprecedented level. Judging from the current situation, this situation is impossible."

"How do you know it's impossible?" An Honghong raised her eyebrows.

Cheng Cheng smiled mysteriously, and quietly leaned into An Honghong's ear and said, "If Edom was that powerful...the higher ups would have sent someone down to help us!"

An Honghong: "..."

Although An Honghong has now been completely reborn and is different from all mortal ants, it is still difficult for him to accept all this quickly. "Okay, you go first, I'll come to you when I have something to do." An Honghong lay paralyzed on the bed, and waved to her little brother.

Cheng Cheng gritted his teeth: "We are strategic partners! I'm not your servant! How can you call me around like this!"

An Honghong flew over sharply, and Cheng Cheng immediately bowed his head: "Okay, see you tomorrow then."

An Honghong waved her hand.

"Wait, I have something else to tell you." Cheng Cheng lowered his head and hooked his lips gloatingly, "The snow-white towel you kissed and licked just now was actually..."

"Foot towel."

An Honghong: "!"

"Also, the wet bath towel I brought from the teleportation..." Cheng Cheng smiled, and immediately flashed to the door of the dormitory, "It belongs to the uncle who scrubs in the bathroom downstairs."

An Honghong: "!!" Cheng Cheng, I cao your uncle! !

……

Ever since that day when the poor dick became a tall fairy, An Honghong felt refreshed and detached from everything.Whenever someone pointed at his appearance, he would slap that person disdainfully from the air. This is what Lao Tzu said was "beyond the shackles, but the gold and jade." When I recover my mana and memory, I will become Wu Yanzu today and tomorrow Change into Gu Tianle, change into Schwarzenegger the day after tomorrow, scare you to death!Or whenever he encounters beautiful girls who dismiss him, An Honghong will scan them all with perspective eyes: Hehe your panties are pink, hey your underwear is leopard print, look at this girl She looks pure and lovely, why is she still wearing thongs? Hehehehe...

Another example is that when he meets that kind of boy with his arms around a beautiful girl, he will also do a little bit of justice for the sky.In front of him is the ready-made one: In the middle of the night in the woods next to the library, the two hug each other like conjoined twins, and the boy's hand is still rubbing the girl's buttocks.

What a waste!I have lived for more than 20 years and haven't even touched my sister's little hands!You f*ck have started touching farts, asses in a fair and honest way!An Honghong raised her breath secretly, and walked over quietly after disappearing.

The girl lay shyly in the boy's arms, while the boy buried his head in the girl's hair.good chance!This is a blind spot that no one can see!An Honghong quietly grabbed the boy's hand, held it with him with one hand, followed the boy's movement with the other hand, quietly attached the girl's butt, buttocks, and took the opportunity to pinch her.

The two were still immersed in the relationship between you and me and couldn't extricate themselves. An Honghong let go of her hand carefully, walked around behind the boy, and secretly stuffed the Xiaoqiang who had prepared a long time ago along the boy's collar.

Suddenly, the boy's intoxicated movements froze.He jumped away suddenly as if his tail had been stepped on, and took off his shirt in threes and fives, revealing his strong arms and neat abdominal muscles.Then catch the haunted cockroach and trample it to death.

"Oh my god! Thank you...you have a great figure!" The girl covered her mouth in a nympho, looking at the boy's body with a flushed face.

An Honghong looked up, and happened to see the face that made him hate him so much: "..." The enemy was extremely jealous when they met, okay Mu Chengyu, if you fell into the hands of the god today, don't blame the god You're welcome, huh huh huh...

Of course, Mu Chengyu and that girl couldn't find the invisible An Honghong's existence. Mu Chengyu smiled calmly, then put on his shirt and fastened the buttons on his chest. "A little bug crawled in just now." Mu Chengyu smiled ambiguously, grabbed the girl's slender waist, held her hand and touched his chest, "If you like... you can take your time tonight." look."

The girl's nympho's nosebleeds splattered everywhere.

Mu Chengyu also had nosebleeds.But his nosebleed was shot out by the brick in An Honghong's hand.

"Oh my god, Chengyu! What happened to you, Chengyu!" The girl panicked and held Mu Chengyu's face, her hands were stained with blood.

"I'm fine." Mu Chengyu wiped his nose with his hand indifferently, then fixed his eyes on the brick on the ground that still had his blood on it.

An Honghong was so frightened that she shuddered, she won't be discovered!Although she was hidden, An Honghong hid behind the big tree next to her in a panic.

However, this dodging was the biggest mistake. Because he was too nervous, he didn't notice the rustling sound of the grass under his feet.

This faint voice successfully attracted Mu Chengyu's attention in the silent night.Mu Chengyu slowly stood up from the ground, motioned to the girls beside him to keep quiet, and quietly walked around to the tree where An Honghong was hiding.But there was no one behind the tree.Mu Chengyu frowned, and searched around the tree several times, but still found no trace of anyone.Although the grove has always been inaccessible, the lights on the side of the road shone over, and it was not so dim that you couldn't see your fingers.

What happened just now?Who hit him with a brick?He clearly heard the voice just now, where did that person go?

Mu Chengyu recalled carefully, but still couldn't find any clues.The brick that went straight to the bridge of his nose didn't seem to have passed through someone else's hands, as if...someone controlled it with his mind.

Mu Chengyu stared at the not-so-sturdy tree quietly, a thoughtful smile flashed across his blood-soaked handsome face, and things... seemed to have become more interesting.

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