Actually you are a fairy

This was the first time that the brothers were in such a desperate juncture since they came down to earth.Without the joining of the fifth brother, the six of them would not be able to defeat the erotic demons at all, and once they were caught by the erotic demons, even if the fifth brother came, they would not be able to rescue them smoothly.So all that can be done now...is to stall for time.

An Honghong rubbed the neck that was pinched red by the erotic demon just now, asked the brothers to find a place to sit down, waved to the erotic demon and said: "Anyway, we are already dead, you can catch us anytime, why don't you sit down now?" Come down and chat."

Erinite has been imprisoned like a mouse for tens of thousands of years, and has long been lonely, empty, and cold. Now that someone can talk to him, he is naturally willing in every possible way: "What are you talking about?" Erinite excitedly took a few bottles of wine to To the brothers, sit with them in a brotherly way.

be cheated.

An Honghong raised her eyebrows at her brothers, patted Yumo on the shoulder and said, "Tell me about your grand plans and great achievements! We have already been captured by you, and it will be no problem for you to unify the Three Realms, then...you succeeded!" What are you going to do next?"

What to do?Desire is puzzled.

As a demon, doing bad things seems to be innate, and ruling the world seems to be the goal of every demon's life, but... what should I do after the goal is achieved?It's like a high school student who has been studying hard and finally got into college, but he doesn't know what to do after college.It may be because no demon has truly defeated the gods to rule the world, so this confusing question... Erinia really hasn't thought about it.

Seeing this, Cheng Cheng quickly came over to enlighten the demon: "The life you want should be to eat when you want, drink when you want, do whatever you want, find some beautiful women to hang out with if you have nothing to do, and go swimming in the Milky Way. , go to Las Vegas to gamble, how pleasant it is!"

Ermen's eyes lit up: "It makes sense!"

Cheng Cheng continued: "But after you rule the world, you have to manage the world, right? You have to control who ascends and advances in the God Realm, you have to control the fight between two demons in the Demon Realm, and you have to control the wars, droughts, earthquakes and fires in the Human Realm." I have to take care of it, how tired I am!"

Eriny frowned and slapped his thigh: "It makes sense!"

Cheng Cheng blinked at An Honghong: "So... what are you working so hard for? To manage the world so hard? Why don't you go back to the God Realm and become a spotted mouse and play on a seesaw..."

Ermen scratched his head and looked at everyone confused: "It seems like this..."

Ah Zi on the side quickly jumped up and took Yumo's arm, excitedly said: "So let's go back to the God Realm! Then I will continue to take you to peek at Seven Fairies taking a bath!"

Yuma immediately looked at her heartily: "To be honest, the girls in the human world are not as good-looking as the fairies in the god world. I miss Fairy Zixia's watery breasts and delicate waist..."

"Then let's go now?" Ah Zi smirked while hugging Yumo's shoulder.

"Let's go now..." The original bright smile on Eromao's face disappeared in an instant, revealing two fangs and said angrily, "Go, sir! Do you think I'm a fool?!"

After saying that, he gathered two balls of black energy in his hands and prepared to attack: "You still want to fool me with this little trick of yours?! Ah Zi, you are so embarrassed to say it! The last time I took me to see the Seven Fairies taking a bath, I was found, you throw it away!" I ran away! I was taken back by the Seven Fairies to feed the pine nuts for three days, and my teeth were cracked!"

Just as Ermora was complaining, Lan Lan, who was closest to the door, suddenly threw a water polo on Ermora's head: "Wait a minute!"

Erinia: "..."

"Wait a minute, just wait a minute! Why are you pouring water all over my face!?" Erinyao was drowned and swallowed the black air in his hands wanting to cry without tears, "Waiting for what?!"

Lanlan smiled and pointed at the person at the door: "Someone is here!"

"Who is here to make trouble for me at this time..." Yumo cursed and walked towards the door, suddenly, a thunderbolt struck, and immediately turned Yumo into scorched black.

Erinia: "..."

"It's the fifth brother (brother)!" The six brothers happily approached, and saw Mu Chengyu and the fifth brother Chen Qing standing together, looking at everyone with a smile on their faces.

Ermen wiped his face: "What the hell is going on?"

An Honghong winked at the fifth younger brother who was good at controlling lightning, and the seven brothers immediately formed a formation and joined together, and a layer of colorful spherical barrier immediately covered Ergomo: "Do you want to die more clearly or confusedly? "

Yumo poked the colorful barrier covering him, and his fingers were immediately burned into a puff of smoke. He pouted his mouth in aggrieved manner, pointed at Mu Chengyu with his fingerless finger, and said, "I knew it! It must be You ruined my good deed!"

Mu Chengyu shrugged his shoulders, stretched out his hand to lay out the formation, and in an instant, the half of the soul taken away by the erotic demon regained its body: "You are so stupid."

An Honghong snorted coldly, and said disdainfully: "I'd better let you understand, otherwise you will think that everyone is as anxious as your IQ."

It turned out that An Honghong had foreseen everything that was going to happen two days ago, including how Erima poisoned his wine, An Honghong knew everything about it.So he decided to use tricks to confuse Yumo, so that he can relax his vigilance, so when Mu Chengyu left, he threw his wallet containing the inner alchemy of the fifth younger brother to Mu Chengyu, and asked him to go to the place that was discussed in advance. The fifth younger brother brought him back, and finally captured the demon completely.

After taking half of Mu Chengyu's soul from the erotic demon, the erotic demon immediately withered.The body condensed by the black smoke immediately shrank into a small ball, and finally turned into a spotted mouse curled up on the ground.

An Honghong stretched out her hand, and a one-foot-square cage trimmed with gold jumped out of her palm.An Honghong opened the small door of the cage, put it on the ground, and stared at the little ball on the ground: "Come in by yourself."

Erinmo squeezed her small mung bean eyes to look at An Honghong aggrievedly, and walked towards the cage with small steps.When approaching the door, he finally couldn't help but stop, wanting to cry without tears: "Well... can you put a roller in the cage? I'm tired of playing with the seesaw..."

Crowd: "..."

The naughty pet Erima was finally captured by the seven brothers, and the half of Joya's soul that was taken by Erima was officially returned to its original owner.After the mission of the seven brothers was completed, they swaggered back to the God Realm to report to the Emperor of Heaven.

After returning to the God Realm, everything seemed to be back to normal, An Honghong was still aloof, and Cheng Ye was still sneering. "Honghong...you...why are you ignoring me again!" Cheng Ye aggrievedly blocked An Honghong's way, wagging his big tail behind him.

An Honghong glanced at him: "God Cheng Ye, please respect yourself."

Cheng also gritted his teeth, looked at the Xianliao who were coming and going, and cried loudly: "That's not what you said in bed!"

All the immortals stopped and looked this way gossipingly.

An Honghong's face was flushed with anger, and she flicked her sleeves and scolded: "Stop talking nonsense!"

Cheng Ye hugged An Honghong, lay on his shoulder and sobbed: "How could you do this... how good we were in the human world back then, we all kissed, if it wasn't for the evil demons to make trouble, we could all sleep together Is it..."

"When I was in the human world, it was a last resort to catch the desire demon." An Honghong pushed Cheng Ye away, "Cheng Ye, God, don't misunderstand."

"Wrong... yes?" Cheng Ye looked at An Honghong in a daze, "You mean... your kindness to me is all fake?!"

A trace of unbearableness flashed in An Honghong's eyes, she turned and left without saying anything.In the human world, she was influenced by love and lust in the human world, so her emotions might be richer, but when she returned to the God Realm, An Honghong immediately became rational.Where should these two male immortals put their old faces when they get together?

Cheng also looked at An Honghong's receding back, and shouted angrily: "You wait for me!"

However, the conclusion shows that Cheng is not angry.

That day An Honghong was playing chess with Immortal Taiyi, when the young man in the palace suddenly came over nervously and passed on: "Chishen...Master Chishen! His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven wants to marry you and... and... He Chengye!"

The chess piece in An Honghong's hand fell to the ground with a sound of "pia", "What did you say...?"

"His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven wants to marry you and Chengye Shangshen!"

An Honghong stared dumbfounded at the real Taiyi who was sitting opposite her, Taiyi was stunned, and clasped his hands together: "Congratulations!"

An Honghong closed her eyes and passed out.

When he woke up again, he had already been carried to the Heavenly Emperor's Hall. Seeing him wake up, the Heavenly Emperor asked with a smile, "Master Chishen? I heard that you fainted from excitement?"

Excited about your sister!Excited for a hot pepper!An Honghong covered her face, and peeked through the gaps between her fingers at the surrounding fairies who were watching the show. Damn, I'm completely ashamed!

His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven continued to be full of spring breeze: "Cheng Ye came to ask me to marry you this morning. There has been no wedding in this God Realm for thousands of years. Although you two are male immortals, but now the folk customs are open, rotten women are prevalent, same-sex marriage It's not something that cannot be tolerated. I am very happy for you! Then tell me, are you willing to marry Cheng Ye?"

An Honghong quickly revealed her face from between her fingers: "Your Majesty, don't listen to Cheng Ye's nonsense!"

The Emperor of Heaven's face darkened: "You don't agree? But it's hard to chase after what I say. Since the two of you can't become married couples, you must be tired of seeing each other. I'll send you a marriage contract and go to the northern polar region to be a mountain god. You will never be able to return to the God Realm..."

"No, no, no..." An Honghong gritted her teeth wanting to cry, "I... agree!"

So the God Realm, which had been silent for thousands of years, was finally bustling with dragons and winds dancing, lanterns and festoons, and Cheng Ye sent eight sedan chairs to wait at the entrance of the Red God Hall, waiting for An Honghong, who was wearing a phoenix crown and a rosy cape.Surrounded by the Seven Fairies and Chang'e Fairy, An Honghong walked out of the hall, dressed in red, with a jade-like face and red lips.Fairy Chang'e smiled coquettishly, "Master Chishen is married!"

An Honghong: "I'm getting married! I'm getting married!" cursed and got into the sedan chair.

Finally, the wedding ceremony.

Cheng Ye lifted An Honghong's hijab like a hungry tiger on a wolf, and kissed him on the face: "My lady! You are so beautiful!"

"How many times have I said it! I'm not a lady! I'm the one who married you! Married you!"

"Have you ever seen a groom wearing a red hijab?" Cheng Ye kissed An Honghong's face again, "Miss, do you love me?"

An Honghong pushed it away: "FUCK!"

Cheng Ye kissed An Honghong's mouth again: "Miss, do you love me?"

An Honghong gritted her teeth: "Get lost!"

Pulling off An Honghong's collar: "Do you love me?"

An Honghong: "..."

The salty pig's hand continued: "Do you love me?"

An Honghong wanted to cry but had no tears: "Love love love love love!"

Cheng Ye put down the bed curtain, threw An Honghong onto the bed, and looked at him tenderly: "I love you too, forever."

An Honghong: "..." Damn your hand!Where do you put your hands!

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Under Cheng Ye's stalking for thousands of years, the cold-faced red god finally got married (was broken up), and instead of getting married, he lived a life happier than a god.

An Honghong lifted the bed curtain and revealed her head: "Happy, you are paralyzed! Author, do you have a conscience! I'm attacking! It's a strong attack!"

He was grabbed by Cheng Ye: "Then let you be on top..."

An Honghong: "What a fart on the top! Is there a difference between the top and the bottom?!"

The author has something to say: It's finally over!To be honest, this article is a bit short, I will try to make it thicker and longer in the future!